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/v/ - The Vineyard
This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

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Wine Connoisseur 14/02/01(Sat)09:48 No. 2449

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i have been lurking this board for a few years now and i cant figure out, is this a real fetish, or is it a bad joke gone wrong?
i will delete when i get an answer from you fine gentlemen.

Wine Connoisseur 14/02/23(Sun)09:43 No. 2457

Same here bro, long time lurker and still confused as fuck every time I get on the board. I mean I am one sick fuck but dipping my cock in wine.... Definitely not as cool as dipping mu cock in ice cream or something interesting like that.

Wine Connoisseur 14/07/11(Fri)17:18 No. 2662

Obviously a pleb like you wouldn't be able to appreciate the lukewarm lashing tones of textured red against your glans.

This is no place for you champagne fucker.

Wine Connoisseur 14/08/02(Sat)12:25 No. 2691

Went on IRC a year(?) ago, asked about it. It's a joke board, although there's probably at least one person on here who doesn't know it.

Wine Connoisseur 14/09/20(Sat)22:40 No. 2787

I don't understand it either. Then again, I don't understand /fail/ /zom/ /wp/ either so I guess we're just left to wonder about it.

Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)07:55 No. 2824

Actually, dipping your penis in a glass of red wine and leaving it there for at least 5 minutes before having sex, will numb the head of the penis which enables you to last longer.

Wine Connoisseur 14/11/08(Sat)08:02 No. 2825

Let me also add that the Australian MP Peter Dowling is a fine wine connoisseur.

Wine Connoisseur 16/11/02(Wed)02:50 No. 3424

definitely using that advice in the near future

Wine Connoisseur 16/11/02(Wed)02:54 No. 3425

Pics, anon.

Wine Connoisseur 18/01/16(Tue)23:05 No. 3458

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It's certainly not a joke, you uncultured swine. The many nuances of the art of dipping your penis into a glass of fine, properly aged red wine is probably lost on you, but I will give you a hint regardless as to why this practice has taken off so much: when you dip your penis into wine, the urethra of the penis absorbs the alcohol far quicker than your stomach would (in the same way that alcohol through the anus is absorbed far quicker than through oral ingestion). However, because we are not fucking animals, we avoid the practice of sticking wine bottles up our buttocks (it also makes shitposting on 7chan much harder). Therefore, we've found that the quickest and most efficient way of absorption is through the urethra. And eventually, just as how over hundreds of years there became more and less tasteful ways to consume alcohol (fine wine vs. Budlite), there are more and less tasteful ways to rapidly absorb it. And thus the art of dipping was born.

Wine Connoisseur 18/04/24(Tue)11:46 No. 3460


Wine Connoisseur 19/07/10(Wed)09:30 No. 3495

i'm so done

Wine Connoisseur 19/08/02(Fri)15:24 No. 3497

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The idea of dipping was a joke right up until the moment people started dipping.

Wine Connoisseur 19/09/07(Sat)02:23 No. 3499

I took a nice dark red to the glands
The texture was crisp and refreshing

Wine Connoisseur 19/10/03(Thu)06:05 No. 3500

You could just get circumcised.

Wine Connoisseur 21/05/19(Wed)21:03 No. 3545

this is what you can't get on moderated reddit, right? human creativity scares me :D

Wine Connoisseur 21/05/20(Thu)02:19 No. 3546

You've never lived until you've dipped

Wine Connoisseur 22/06/12(Sun)07:04 No. 3584

I've been away for a very very long time. Some say I should stay away, maybe there gay.
It warms my crusty old heart to see the vineyard functioning. I'll scan the room, press a cork or two gently but firmly to my nostril, and inhale the strong essence of the place before I go.

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