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Ejaculate in Absinthe Wine Connoisseur 15/01/14(Wed)17:37 No. 2858

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Hello, /v/.

Though I've seen the board clearly enforce its wine-only nature, I only have this place to turn to for such a question.

I do not appreciate wine, as I rather absinthe, and would appreciate other drinkers' input on this proposal. If preparing absinthe normally involves a sugar cube and water, I believe we could find a substitute, so that we could discard our spoons and sugar. Semen is around 40% fructose, and makes for a rather sweet substance. Is it possible to ejaculate in your absinthe to prepare it?

All other absinthe enthusiasts would turn away from my theory, but I know that those who enjoy their wine and their penises could help me confirm my idea. If someone could turn this true, or at least share their knowledge on sugar and spirit, I ask now.

Wine Connoisseur 15/05/16(Sat)05:38 No. 2942

I don't even use sugar in my absinthe anymore. So I don't it would be necessary to add any 'personal' touches.

Besides, isn't this putting the cart before the horse? I'd want my absinthe prepared before ejaculating.

Wine Connoisseur 17/03/12(Sun)05:58 No. 3437

I'm really curious about the taste, whats it like Sir?

Wine Connoisseur 19/03/21(Thu)14:54 No. 3484


Wine Connoisseur 19/05/22(Wed)12:37 No. 3487

As an absinthe fanatic I see two problems with this proposal: quality and quantity.

The boy will need to eat a special diet for at least two or three meals to encourage a sweet flavor that works well with absinthe. Spices should be carefully selected and limited. Sweets with compatible flavors must dominate the diet. Strong, bitter and high protein should be avoid to prevent bitter saltiness.

Quantity is another issue. Many things that up quantity like ginseng, zinc and protein would ruin the quality. However, without significant quantity semen it would be very hard to make a decent drink of any size.

In short, sugar is still the best option, IMHO unless you have an excellent stable of milk boys ready to live on sweets...

Wine Connoisseur 19/05/26(Sun)03:35 No. 3488

>In short, sugar is still the best option, IMHO unless you have an excellent stable of milk boys ready to live on sweets...

Are you seriously telling me you don't have any milk fed gimps on hand?

Wine Connoisseur 19/05/30(Thu)15:48 No. 3489

One wouldn't be enough. Considering the sugars make up only 40% of volume. The average ejection volume is a spoonful and reduces with sucessive ejaculations. At best you could get Three or four spoonfuls from one milk boy. That is barely enough for obe decent drink and it takes a week to refill. Freezing might compromise quality.

Wine Connoisseur 19/10/10(Thu)15:05 No. 3501

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well well look at what we got here its this bullshit thread again

Ejaculate in Absinthe Mike 20/04/03(Fri)20:53 No. 3507

Eating that much sweets is a waste. All a guy needs to do is eat a serving of pineapple daily. I've never tried it in absinthe, but I would love to try.

Wine Connoisseur 20/07/26(Sun)07:14 No. 3510

That sounds disgusting but delicious in a way that makes my cock twitch; disgusting because I hate black liquorice/anise thus absinthe is bleh + scotch/irish whiskey ftw

Would love a cum cocktail... hmm I wonder, if a perverted mixologist could make an actual good drink incorporating cum. I'd drink it haha

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