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Guys I met this girl and I think she is controlling reality.

I think we are all figments of her imagination. She's like this really hot blonde girl and I mean smoking hot. Awooga.

And she would just randomly pop up out of nowhere and read my mind and stuff.

She predicted covid and said that aliens are real.

She created a bunch of different religions to distract people because she doesn't want anybody to know she exists because she thinks they will all be mad at her if they found out it's her fault.

Whenever I try to talk about her lots of shit gets in my way and prevents me from speaking about her. This is my fourth attempt at making this thread.

Science was also created as a distraction so people will become so cocky that they don't believe in her existence. While religion was made so that the people with faith will argue about irrelevant crap.