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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 24/05/11(Sat)16:58 No. 48939 [Reply]

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Dear John,
I was walking in the park yesterday and saw a bumblebee. Its lurching flight amuses me every time.

I hope its big, sexy ass isn't too exciting for you.

Best wishes from your
John

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John Smith 24/05/12(Sun)18:58 No. 48942

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>>48941
Dear John,

I'm sorry to hear that the sea was a bit too foaming for you. I did choose the least foaming sea picture from the ones I had taken that day. As for the bird, thank you for drawing my attention to it.
As for what happen to you on /b, well that's /b for you.
I must say,
>"anime watching sewer boy".
Is high end as far as insults go there.
I see how that level could cause you to be tired and be in need of a rest.
Fear not they probably stole the phrase from someone else.
Anyway relax and continue with your photo taking outside.

All best
John

John Smith 24/05/19(Sun)19:14 No. 48943

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A bee spent most of its day buzzing around outside my kitchen window. My cat was intrigued.

John Smith 24/05/21(Tue)15:51 No. 48946

The elites will end your 401K, ban travel, ban farms, end your marriage, turn off the Internet, take your car, close schools, close your business, and shut churches.

Smoking used to be legal, smoking was then outlawed, and now you will be jailed for saying smoking should be legalized.

John Smith 22/06/02(Thu)01:30 No. 48222 [Reply]

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Meh

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John Smith 24/05/02(Thu)01:57 No. 48933

>>48932

>There was a time when only murderers and thieves went to prison

False

John Smith 24/05/02(Thu)23:53 No. 48934

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>>48932

>Prison is just a university for crime that teaches you how to scam, bribe, look for loopholes, and game the system

maybe you should this book

see pic :pic related

John Smith 24/05/21(Tue)15:47 No. 48945

Turks say freedom means free food stamps.

John Smith 24/05/19(Sun)19:23 No. 48944 [Reply]

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I am displeased to see so many political rant comments here. This board is not for that. Please go to /rnb/. This board is for discussing the weather and various cheeses.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)01:47 No. 48911 [Reply]

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>Be me
>16 at the time
>my family and I arrive to Mexico city
>we decide to try out a taco restaurant in the airport
>meh.jpeg
>smallaf.jpeg
>we get the credit card machine to pay
>the waiter holds it up so my dad can't see it
>my dad asks to see it
>he presses a million buttons
>shows us the machine
>correct price

My theory is that he had put about 200 dollars on that thing.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)10:24 No. 48912

Dear Little John,

If your Dad takes you place like that, you should of paid cash. Instead letting him pay for you.
Then him being an idiot adult, would of asked to pay you back.
That would of been when you cash in.
Thankfully your a tight wad and the waiter took has tip, for to wait on dumb yankees

as ever

John

John Smith 24/05/08(Wed)04:42 No. 48935 [Reply]

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John Smith 24/05/09(Thu)11:06 No. 48936

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He is a General Electric man through and through
See him run, hahaha
Just do not tell the french that he he is been in the pay of the USA all this time
It would spoil the joke
And who does not enjoy laughing at the french?

John Smith 24/05/09(Thu)23:28 No. 48937

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>>48935

You did know running man is owned by G.E.Inc?
I have not just shatter your day

John Smith 22/03/04(Fri)08:19 No. 48093 [Reply]

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Hi, John.
I don't know what to do.
My brother is very sick and my mom is dying of stress because of it.
Apart from that, here's my question.
Which is better?
A: save up money for lighter fluid and smoke any amount of ciggarettes thst i want and do it outside while listening to music
B: buy a pizza and watch ghost in the shell without worrying about anutying for about 1 or 2 hours.
Sorry for the interesting opitons, that's just me.

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John Smith 22/03/15(Tue)01:38 No. 48133

Hello John,

Thank you for the timely response. I would suggest the movie. Perfect amount of time to enjoy a pizza. That includes proper digestion and wait time for delivery if you decided to get that. If you did not want to interrupt the movie to answer the door you could always smoke and listen to music while you wait.

Hope that helps,
John

John Smith 22/11/14(Mon)14:42 No. 48449

>>48133
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8ti6Pq4tANU937BydKgZ7vKf2aH586Z_

Join the Pizza Time Pizza Family

John Smith 24/04/25(Thu)13:41 No. 48931

Why pay taxes or buy a business license if the government closes roads and closes businesses?

John Smith 20/09/17(Thu)20:40 No. 47522 [Reply]

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Hello John.
I've met a guy at work called John, he listens to nice music and we get along well. He's had quite the life. I wonder if mine will be like that, or a lot more uninteresting.

He's a nice John though, I wish him the best.

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John Smith 20/10/29(Thu)02:57 No. 47554

John that is a good post for this board. Welcome and thank you.

John Smith 24/04/24(Wed)14:46 No. 48929

A guy at my place of employment was really interested in cars, he used to show pictures of his car on the phone.

John Smith 24/04/25(Thu)13:39 No. 48930

Turks have no red line.

Turks won't say anything when guns are confiscated, cash is banned, Turks are put in 5 minute cities, Congress is abolished, the Internet is shut off, gulags are opened, and Turks are pushed into the ovens.

John Smith 23/02/16(Thu)07:47 No. 48564 [Reply]

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Sorry polCHUDs

You WILL watch the hit Netflix original series “Wednesday”
You WILL take the Miércoles pill
You WILL take interest in Brown women & interracially mingling
You WILL be enthralled by her cute dance moves
You WILL date a qt-3.141596 goth Latina gf
You WILL marry The qt Latina in a beautiful (Catholic) wedding ceremony
You WILL eat her spicy jalepeno-flavored taco until she yells out “¡Ay, Dios mío, Gringo!"
You WILL pump your Anglo genes directly into the woman's tight brown body
You WILL perpetuate & aide the glorious future of Lá Raza Cosmica
You WILL raise your mixed Cosmic children with the brown qt

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!
The Political Implications? Racists?
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John Smith 24/04/16(Tue)14:37 No. 48914

Reading comprehension is pretty important.

Saying Venezuela is turning into Cuba doesn't mean Venezuela is good or Venezuela is blaming Cuba.

Noticing that Venezuela is becoming Cuba is just an observation.

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:14 No. 48918

>>48914

And me not even be true

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)15:17 No. 48924

If you are a law-abiding and responsible person who doesn't have any debt, you might totally lose respect for the government and laws if you get fined $30,000 for having an illegal flagpole.

John Smith 19/09/08(Sun)03:18 No. 47099 [Reply]

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What websites do you visit, John? I remember when I used to have catalogues and bookmarks upon bookmarks. Now it's just youtube and a handful of places to get the news or a few laughs.

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John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)02:55 No. 48916

>>48915
there are a lot of maliciously retarded people

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:12 No. 48917

>>48915

Are you stupid ?

John Smith 24/04/21(Sun)15:15 No. 48923

Resistance becomes a duty when you live in a police state.

Why is Assange in jail, but Clinton isn't?

Why did Snowden throw away his life to warn Turks about the dangers of tyranny?

How can officials and the Gestapo take an oath to defend the Constitution and then violate it everyday? Is a paycheck more important than freedom?

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