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Game Anonymous-San 2011年10月17日(月) 04時51分42秒 29003 ID: 06d28a Stickied

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I have a game for you /a/, take an anime you like, and describe it in a way that makes it sound shitty. I'll start:

Samurai Champloo is about an orphaned girl, and two hooligans who do nothing but bicker with each other. They are all jobless, and thus never have any money.

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Anonymous-San 2018年02月20日(火) 19時03分30秒 35574 ID: 37542f

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Mr!Akemi.DEzE 2018年03月10日(土) 09時26分10秒 35581 ID: 1dee54

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To save our school we must become Pop Idols

Anonymous-San 2018年03月10日(土) 10時00分33秒 35583 ID: 716069

You are not "summoning" anyone, !Akemi. You are just a shithead who constantly attacks and harasses people, so everyone hates you. It's not that you're an "epic troll", it's that you're a cancer no one wants around.

Mr!Akemi.DEzE 2018年03月10日(土) 10時28分11秒 35584 ID: 1dee54

Post some CRACK!
Let's attack!


Anonymous-San 2018年06月22日(金) 08時14分40秒 35619 ID: 00cce4

Kill yourself.

Anonymous-San 2018年06月22日(金) 08時28分57秒 35620 ID: e24de8


Anonymous-San 2018年06月22日(金) 14時14分42秒 35621 ID: a0a15a


MyAnime 2018年06月29日(金) 13時36分58秒 35626 ID: 55e671

Check This out: https://mangazuki.me/manga/tamen-de-gushi/

What does tamen de gushi has done in ch.170? MyAnime 2018年06月29日(金) 13時38分38秒 35627 ID: 55e671

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CHeck Out at: https://mangazuki.me/manga/tamen-de-gushi/

Anonymous-San 2018年08月15日(水) 12時35分36秒 35635 ID: ad544d

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I’m a Railgun fan.

Anonymous-San 2018年09月21日(金) 17時08分41秒 35672 ID: 8820ab

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Lucky Star is about a nerd who only watches anime and plays video games, has no future and annoys all her friends.

Anonymous-San 2018年09月22日(土) 11時11分58秒 35675 ID: a6b7fe

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>Every female character represents a different fetish
That's monogatari franchise for you

Anonymous-San 2018年09月26日(水) 06時59分02秒 35682 ID: 24ac78

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Di Gi Charat is the Evangelion of Catgirl series.

Anonymous-San 2018年11月13日(火) 05時15分59秒 35745 ID: 824316

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anime for godless neets on /biz/

Anonymous-San 2019年03月26日(火) 23時45分38秒 35860 ID: 4864a7

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Persona 5 The Animation: is about a high-functioning autist who travels across dimensions and reforms them with his autistic interests. He then finds a few friends that are just as neurologically screwed as he is and uses them to make his fantasies a reality.

Spoiler: A complete psychopath joins his team. He decides to trust him and gets in some serious trouble around the end.

Anonymous-San 2019年04月12日(金) 16時15分21秒 35871 ID: b5c8d2

Black Butler is about some random dude taking care of this edgy blind kid in his parents mansion.

tonylee123321 2019年05月17日(金) 10時31分43秒 35960 ID: 466e30

Pokemon: Gotta catch them all!

Dragonball: Gotta collect them all!

One Piece: Gotta find the treasure!
soucre : https://365manga.net/

Anonymous-San 2019年06月17日(月) 23時40分33秒 35976 ID: 26ad39

zankyou no terror is about terrorists.

Anonymous-San 2019年08月10日(土) 02時56分05秒 36016 ID: 9bcba3

Trigun is about a Pasifist.

Anonymous-San 2019年08月14日(水) 23時54分59秒 36030 ID: 602775

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One piece is about a mentally handicap child who embarks on a journey to become the leader of a bunch of pedophiles, rapists and murderers.
After embarking on his journey, our lead character, encounters a coward with an unrealistically long nose, a stoic drunkard who a fetish for sword play, a one dimensional man whore, a walking pair of breasts, another walking pair of breasts, and a raccoon dog who follow him to become king of the miscreants.

Anonymous-San 2019年10月31日(木) 11時02分46秒 36068 ID: cca4e7

JoJo Part 5: A bunch of pretty teen-aged boys pal around through Italy and forge deep bonds of trust and love, but it's not even a yaoi so what's the point.

Made in Abyss: A robot shota gradually assembles a harem of lolis, but all of them are traps or monsters or dead.

Anonymous-San 2019年11月20日(水) 04時00分51秒 36076 ID: a7f777

I don't think I'll add to this. This doesn't sound that great, why mar a show? I don't want to. No shows will be marred on my watch. You will never link me to such a thing. Those links are fantasy. lol
I am for people practicing whatever ideas such people want, like this. Consider such topics and work with them. I would never refuse to include people for doing something like running through a conceptual procedure. I don't value that. I won't cast people away. On that note I wouldn't abuse people just because they think a course they are interested in is valuable. I'm not out to make abuse happen in these circumstances, honestly. This isn't ideal. I want an ideal world. I'll proceed to have that happen. I'll be the change I want. Part of that relates to convincing people that this change is ideal. Once the planet is in an ideal circumstance, things will be wonderful. It's only a matter of time. Countdown to pure awesomeness. lol Based.

Anonymous-San 2019年12月02日(月) 09時44分25秒 36085 ID: 997082

PMMM: a bunch of girls get real pissy over a cat giving them pretty stones. One straight up kills herself

Anonymous-San 2019年12月27日(金) 08時48分01秒 36094 ID: 2eb501

boy gets in whiteboi, wins war

Anonymous-San 2020年01月07日(火) 12時04分48秒 36140 ID: 3a7a5c

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Boy does not want to get in robot. Boy gets in robot. Bad shit happens.

End of Evangelion: Boy cannot get in robot. Boy gets in robot. REALLY bad shit happens.

Rebuild of Evangelion1.0: Boy does not want to get in robot. Boy gets in robot. It turns out okay.

Rebuild of Evangelion 2.0: Boy wants to get in robot, then changes his mind, then changes it back. Boy gets in robot, then out, then back in. REALLY bad shit happens. After credits: Then it stops happening.

Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0: Boy wants to get in robot mostly because of other boy. Boys get in robot. REALLY bad shit happens. Then it stops happening.

Rebuild of Evangelion 4.0: Not out yet, but will probably involve the boy getting in the robot and bad shit happening, but fo' real this time.

Anonymous-San 2020年08月12日(水) 16時51分49秒 36312 ID: 117f86

A depressed teacher talks to his students about social issues for 43 episodes. It doesn't even finish the manga's plot and ends abruptly. It was animated by the same studio responsible for Fate/Extra: Last Encore.

Anonymous-San 2020年10月04日(日) 11時30分01秒 36331 ID: 2fdefe

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Ojamajo Doremi? That's just another baby-raising anime.

Anonymous-San 2020年12月14日(月) 23時32分00秒 36382 ID: 72281e

Beastars: A wolfman and a deerboi endure through years of a tumultuous relationship, falling in and out of love with each other as they grow from high school to adulthood, but never actually get together and fuck due to a dumb pointless rabbit bitch that's constantly getting in the way.

Beastars Abridged: Naruto and Sasuke, except they're furries and don't have magic powers.

The Promised Neverland: Children run away from a capitalist dystopia instead of killing the bourgeoisie and seizing the means of production for themselves.

Anonymous-San 2021年01月05日(火) 23時58分57秒 36418 ID: 50a427

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I'll fix your post
Beastars *: Gay Furry Bullshit

The Promised Land: If HxH fans wrote The Giver.

Anonymous-San 2021年01月08日(金) 22時57分31秒 36424 ID: b9607e

Let me fix your post.

>Smugposting faggot thinks his opinions are so superior that he can go around "correcting" people

Anonymous-San 2021年01月09日(土) 09時05分28秒 36425 ID: 50a427

well he is correct

Anonymous-San 2021年01月13日(水) 19時53分52秒 36429 ID: 1dfcc9

Okay, first of all we have IDs so don't pretend for one second that anyone is fooled by you referring to yourself in the third person to create false consensus. Second, so what? Stating something that is correct but irrelevant adds nothing to a conversation, and is merely a thin justification for your being a complete asshole. Skim the thread, and see how it's been going for LITERALLY YEARS NOW. Do you see anyone else smugposting "corrections" of what other people stated, because they're bereft of personal creativity but still want to go fishing for internet points?


So fuck off and don't come back.

Anonymous-San 2021年01月15日(金) 21時51分12秒 36431 ID: 2563d3

Akira: Loser gangbanger kid throws a tantrum when his cool friend doesn't pay attention to him, then he fucks off to another universe or something.

Anonymous-San 2021年01月17日(日) 05時36分15秒 36434 ID: 6ef78a

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I don't speak english well. No pretend I'm right though. Your taste in shows is too nice. I will go where I please and you have bad taste
This is the most accurate post (other than mine) that I have seen yet, desu.

Anonymous-San 2021年03月08日(月) 22時30分26秒 36460 ID: b47738

The Promised Neverland Season 2 - Producers attempt a "Springtime for Hitler" by doing the one thing that will guarantee cancellation: axing the best arc (with the best character) of the entire fucking manga.

Anonymous-San 2021年03月26日(金) 07時08分26秒 36470 ID: 666f1a

The Promised Neverland Season 2: They seriously crammed like 140 chapters of the manga into 12 episodes. There is no joke.

Anonymous-San 2021年03月26日(金) 10時18分42秒 36474 ID: 7cb4c3

Shobitch is just a bunch of bad puns, they even mention fucking dogs, ugh

Anonymous-San 2021年04月10日(土) 08時02分54秒 36479 ID: 0f9b3e

Made in Abyss, The Movie: Badass scientist that's one part Terminator and one part Inspector Gadget gets BTFO by a bunch of children who spend most of their time crying.

Welcome to The NHK: He never fucks the girl.

Anonymous-San 2021年07月20日(火) 12時31分23秒 36553 ID: 9a4b3c

Lol bump

Anonymous-San 2022年01月07日(金) 11時28分41秒 36815 ID: f547aa


Anonymous-San 2022年02月19日(土) 07時20分40秒 36837 ID: ac4322

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Re:Zero is a story about a neet who is taken to another world by a cute elf girl and given an incredible power. Using this power, he is able to impress everyone and gain the affection of multiple girls while having an adventure in another world.

Anonymous-San 2022年04月11日(月) 14時13分31秒 36868 ID: 9e4d0a

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Ergo Proxy is about a frigid woman who lives together with a gay robot in a city where nobody can speak two sentences without namedropping some concept from Western philosophy or Gnosticism.
One day she decides to join a mentally ill man and a malfunctioning robot loli on a journey through a boring wasteland, during which they talk to other mentally ill people in their dreams, take part in a TV game show, and visit a Disney Land-style theme park.

Anonymous-San 2022年04月17日(日) 19時01分48秒 36891 ID: 60b350

Great teacher Onizuka is about a young adult who is a teacher but can't really teach. Also he often molests his students.
He is a cool ass teacher tho

Anonymous-San 2022年06月06日(月) 22時24分01秒 36910 ID: 637faa

It's about some generation fighting vampires, David Bowie, some metrosexual boss and priest.

There are many many music references.

Anonymous-San 2022年08月27日(土) 01時46分53秒 36972 ID: a6ed4a

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Anonymous-San 2022年09月13日(火) 11時27分03秒 37040 ID: f9fa52

It's vampire hunter D

Anonymous-San 2022年10月19日(水) 00時43分52秒 37076 ID: c25115

Belle is about a bunch of dorky hicks: A cute saxophone-playing dork girl, Grendo Ikari's meh dorky daughter, a big dork in a canoe and a bunch of middle-aged dorky women. There's also something about Disney-furries on the interweebs.

Anonymous-San 2022年10月29日(土) 22時36分19秒 37083 ID: 5171ba

it's an anime about some dumb assholes with fakeass limbs that needs drugs otherwise they lose their fucking mind and kill people in a shitty neon city

Anonymous-San 2022年11月06日(日) 05時14分00秒 37371 ID: fc0ac0

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Spy X Family is about a family that can't stop lying to each other, but keep it together for the sake of not losing their jobs.

Anonymous-San 2024年01月16日(火) 02時17分04秒 37790 ID: 9e89af

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