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Scathing review of the Nintendo Piss (and Ass) 17/01/18(Wed)09:13 No. 144820 ID: 1689fb [Reply]
144820

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Do you like tablets? Well fuck you!
-Nintendo

So if you haven't ever just seen a phone with those controller dongles you might be almost surprised by this piece of shit. That is until you realize how piss-poor the lineup is, and how similar it is to the Dreamcast without any of the fun or innovation.

You see the Mario game, Super Mario Odyssey is an unashamed ripoff of Sonic Adventure. The word Odyssey in the title makes it completely obvious, but the problem is it doesn't make any fucking sense. You see Sonic wasn't a human, he was a fucking talking hedgehog made in a lab or some shit who knows, so when he is surrounded by fucking humans it actually almost seems fitting. Mario however is supposed to be human, but looks nothing like the "realistic" (I use that term loosely) humans in the trailer for the Switch game. Now even without this little flaw the whole idea of the living hat seems like shit. Bowser is getting married again or something, which is actually a plot point they used in a previous game I have read. Anyways the hats they all wear might be alive or something, someone suggested that and hey that's almost interesting. Except when you realize this is Nintendo 2017 we're dealing with, it starts to get muddled. You see the dumbass hats are going to be ghosts or some shit, just wait, it's fucking magic they don't gotta explain shit! Fucking cartoons and real humans! Woah!

Next is ARMS, which also just looks like shit. Turns out the only thing they could think of to do with the waggle is make another boxing game, which is pretty innovative according to Nintendo. The trailer for this game is cringe-worthy as all fuck, with almost half of it being live action bullshit wherein people get SUPER fucking intense about ARMS. Except, the game looks fucking boring and everyone hates waggle. Also, DLC costumes if it sells more than ten copies

Now we have a game called "1, 2, Switch," up next, I put that name in quotes because it almost seems completely retarded to call something that and you will surely think I'm speaking in code or something. Apparently the game is based off of cowboys, according to the trailer, and the crux of the gameplay revolves around pressing the button first. This isn't a QTE because of, well nothing! It's going to be a minigame collection that borders on absolute retardation and the only thing they had to show off was two cowboys getting randy over pressing their button.

Zelda: Piss in the Wild is a Skyrim ripoff (direct quote from Nintendo executive) except it doesn't have anything that was in Skyrim except Zelda, who was also not in Skyrim. The main selling point of this game is that you can wear armor, something you could do in an Elder Scrolls game since the original Xbox. Beyond that they introduced Fem Link, and forgot what color Link's tunic was. Fem Link is sure to b Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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17/01/19(Thu)05:35 No. 144831 ID: 1d7577

>>144825
>never made a dent in the real world
Online gaming would like a word with you.


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17/01/21(Sat)06:33 No. 144835 ID: 1689fb

>>144831
Also fuggin Jet Set Radio man

Great game. So I just bought Spec Ops II: Omega Squad for my DC and I was like fuck yeah I'll just play this on hard and spend time beating it. Holy shit the game is impossible on hard, you get killed extremely fast and there's an option to randomize enemies which makes it worse. So I kick it down to normal and fixed and get somewhat through a level and die. Then I go to easy and the fucking part I died on was the last enemy lmfao, so I play it on ridiculously easy through the next level and can't figure out where the fuck I'm supposed to go and give up.

If it saves my spot on the level I may try out normal again now that I have the controls worked out, easy is ridiculous the enemies see you then turn around and run in a circle half the time, only shoot when you're super close. They still nail you as soon as you pop out of a corner though that shit would piss me off on normal.


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17/01/21(Sat)06:33 No. 144836 ID: 1689fb

Oh and I checked GameFAQs and no one has made a guide for the game. Probably because it's fucking impossible




vidya beatemoffs 16/11/15(Tue)11:56 No. 144752 ID: 61dad7 [Reply]
144752

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Anyone really miss over sexualized video games? I'm probably alone on this. Especially on a cleaner cancerless version of 4chan (congratz /vg/)

I remember in Diablo 2 that blacksmith wore nothing but an apron to cover her chest, and so many allies wore thongs.

Anyway, recommend me some games with lots of sex appeal, just good games tho, dont point me to some leisure suit larry bull, also no porn games, there needs to be a game there. Diablo 2, Shaunte series, and Dragons Crown are good examples of this

inb4
newfag
degenerate

you're correct horse


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17/01/19(Thu)04:55 No. 144828 ID: 1689fb

>>144826
Maybe you're just wrong


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17/01/19(Thu)22:15 No. 144832 ID: 5a53ee

>>144828
>wrong
You really should stop and think about this for a second.

You're stating that a phone that can be jailbroken can't possibly have a setting changed. You could put a completely different OS on the device that doesn't even include the feature you're stating can't be turned off.

Face it, the problem isn't the device, it's you. Stop being lazy.


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17/01/21(Sat)06:27 No. 144834 ID: 1689fb

>>144832
No, you




Dark Souls Anon 16/05/16(Mon)21:16 No. 144558 ID: 014d4d [Reply]
144558

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How do you guys feel about SoulsBorne?
The first game, in my opinion, is the best (DkS1). I'm trying to get every chan's opinions on the series. /vg/ seems conflicted, and you're my second chan I'm asking. I plan on going to the infinitychan and asking there.
Thanks boys.


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17/01/18(Wed)18:26 No. 144823 ID: e3d908

well i got started in the series in DS2 (had to play it with m&k KEK it was a pain in the retina) i fell in love with the lore, (i think its because of the berserk inspired ambience that it had) character desing, weapons everything replayed it 2 times with diferent clases mage and tank.

then moved to DS1 loved it too very interesting boss figths exellent soundtrack especially gwyns theme decent dificulty (i never felt he DS series to be expecially dificult games it justtakes time to actually understand the system if you are new to the franchise) replayed it 4 times with mage, assasin, tank, and priest.

then DS3 (my pc is garbage so i could only run it at 720p low graphics, fuck me) i really got exited towards this since it was anunced pretty visuals nice figthing system great boses and stages what else can i say? the only thing i did not like about this one is that it was unbalanced as hell with some weapons like the first pair of twin swords (man i killed the nameless king with those it was so easy kek) and some other spells.

overall i can safely say that this is my favorite franchise to date man i hope other companies actually learn something from them.

(fuck i need another souls game so bad)

never played demon souls/bloodbourne so no opinions there


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17/01/19(Thu)04:57 No. 144829 ID: 1689fb

I only played DSII long enough to get to the board and thought it sucked.

Seriously Demon's Souls was so much fucking better. The intro anyways, been wanting to pick up Bloodborne


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17/01/19(Thu)04:57 No. 144830 ID: 1689fb

>>144829
*Boars




15/01/02(Fri)03:07 No. 143609 ID: 55decf [Reply]
143609

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So this is Harkness from Fallout 3...


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15/10/25(Sun)20:11 No. 144337 ID: ca3ceb

>>144336
I don't think that person plays video games.


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16/05/22(Sun)11:42 No. 144563 ID: e4210a

>>143610
But why? Does The Institute have tentacles that reaches that far away? And remember that The Institute didn't know the looks of the fugitive Harkness. (Strange name, sounds more like an adjective. A name a confused synth would pick.)

If Harkness makes his getaway, regardless if Dr Zimmer is killed or not, The Institute still doesn't know what he looks like.

But let's assume that he did a second face job and left New England. Taking a job as an undercover agent doesn't seem plausible. The dialects of the eastern and western coast must be really different. So if Harkness doesn't discovers some kind of "undocumented features" and can change dialect at will, then him working as an undercover cop seems really implausible.

If anything, a free and enlightened Harkness would stay far away from anything that even reminds you about sticky human business. Remember that you can kill Keller without anyone batting an eye.


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17/01/18(Wed)17:43 No. 144822 ID: 3bc715

Or, maybe they just used a generic model or ref, as 85cb51 stated...
This doesn't magically generate some spur of wacky theory that Harkness is now in the Mojave and Doc Zimmer is dead or something.
Or that he made several clones of himself and catapulted them across America.




16/11/19(Sat)13:22 No. 144761 ID: fd7471 [Reply]
144761

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Do you self insert in wow?

I self insert as a male homosexual mustache pandaren, fits me well irl too :3


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17/01/16(Mon)12:36 No. 144815 ID: 1689fb

You should get deep into Second Life and post your fantasies here

People still play that right? Like WoW, you gotta do something when you aren't jerking it right?




16/12/15(Thu)03:43 No. 144776 ID: 293b0d [Reply]
144776

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Make a fictional videogame or a fictional port of a real videogame to another system.


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16/12/15(Thu)11:34 No. 144777 ID: 75c683

My Photoshop skills are lacking, senpai.


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17/01/16(Mon)12:26 No. 144814 ID: 1689fb

FFVII without extra bullshit added but remade, and you know, still an RPG

I'd take just the no bullshit part. Maybe take the gay nigger out too he really wasn't that important in the end I guess.

On second thought don't remake FFVII

Instead maybe focus on another anti-capitalist RPG there we go. One without niggers




16/12/10(Sat)03:24 No. 144771 ID: b926d9 [Reply]
144771

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What's the hardet game you've ever played? How far did you get?



I have yet to pass the third Level in Super Ghouls and Ghosts.


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16/12/18(Sun)20:21 No. 144779 ID: b75f8b
144779

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Gradius III arcade version


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17/01/15(Sun)06:46 No. 144808 ID: 4c82ad

>>144771

I haven't been past it either. I just wanna run through it fast, but I know I would have better results and die less if I went a little slower and stopped jumping all the time. Really frustrating to play.


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17/01/16(Mon)12:22 No. 144812 ID: 1689fb

I personally don't consider completely unfair three lives for fifty levels games hard. I mean, that's just bullshit. Probably Demon's Souls in the action category, Shin Megami Tensei in the RPG category. I hear the original Megami Tensei(s) are even harder, the only healing spot is the first dungeon




TF2 17/01/09(Mon)15:17 No. 144803 ID: 4318e8 [Reply]
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TF2 is not dead fuck you-
and it's better than overwatch


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17/01/15(Sun)06:49 No. 144809 ID: 4c82ad

I've been doing nothing except rocket jump servers for the past couple days. I'm bad, and it's primarily because of bad habits- it took me a week and a half before I learned that holding W when jumping is actually really bad. Now I know I still have issues related to my mouse control and getting more precise with air strafing.


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17/01/16(Mon)12:19 No. 144811 ID: 1689fb

I couldn't get into TF2

I had the Orange Box and I'm not sure if it just didn't have a tutorial or I was too drunk but I could not figure out what the fuck I was doing. Don't think I got a single kill before I was just like fuck this and played more HL2

Also; hats? You got hats or something?




Obscure games 16/10/21(Fri)21:55 No. 144724 ID: 0beb42 [Reply]
144724

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Tell us about that game that you love but nobody plays. Bonus points if it's abandonware or free


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17/01/05(Thu)01:47 No. 144794 ID: 5719d7

Persona 2: Eternal Punishment

The random drops alone will take you a playthrough long enough to max out the clock. The Fool cards are awesome... The story is great. Perfect game.


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17/01/14(Sat)23:30 No. 144806 ID: a13399
144806

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This could had been a cool franchise but the devs went bankrupt right when the second game was about to be shipped


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17/01/15(Sun)06:51 No. 144810 ID: 4c82ad

>>144727

The original was the first pc game I ever played, at an average of like 10 fps and 5 indoors. It was the game that got me interested in upgrading PCs.




17/01/06(Fri)12:35 No. 144797 ID: 24bf44 [Reply]
144797

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so what happened to the 7chan minecraft server?

All I remember is Teffen having a spat with the mods and leaving with the server, then the 'official' 7chan server was turds for a while.

Anyway here's a pic from Nirvana, one of the server's maps.


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17/01/07(Sat)00:41 No. 144798 ID: a870df

Its no longer a sticky... but its on page 5.

>>144393

I don't know what the state of the server is or the drama or anything, I just remembered the sticky and wondered if it was still lurking around /vg/...


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anonymos 17/01/07(Sat)01:26 No. 144799 ID: 2727b6

was geht




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