Celsius ## Admin ## 11/08/30(Tue)00:08 No. 5660 ID: 70382c [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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I'm a musician, an actual one who does real fucking performances for real fucking money for real fucking people, and my goddamned roommate knows this. So WHY, on THE night of THE fucking show of the month which he's KNOWN about for the whole fucking year does he decide to bring his bitch over, bring his friends over, and get so fucking smashed that he wakes me up at 1:06 AM in the FUCKING morning because he's puking in our goddamned trashcan as his bitch tries to comfort him.

I'm so fucking pissed. I'm SO fucking pissed. Who knows how long I'm gonna be fucking up helping this piece of shit out. I'm so mad about it that I'm up venting on fucking 7chan before I even help his bitch make him feel better. This fucking sucks, I haven't been able to sleep at all tonight and then I have to wake up and still have a good-ass performance. This ALWAYS fucking happens when it's something I REALLY want to have a good rest for, FUCK.

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FUCK my life, I'm so fucking bored. Today I was supposed to go on another date with THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE that I've started seeing, but she had to fucking cancel on me. And it was entirely legitimate too, she's adorable and shit but her health is a fucking joke and she had to schedule a shit-ton of tests with her doctor for this coming week to make sure she's not dying again. So I have to wait an extra week or two depending on when the tests are, big fucking deal I've spent half my life forever alone.

So why the hell am I so fucking bored. It's like since the original plans for the day are gone, this day shouldn't fucking exist and I'm trapped in purgatory or something. Jesus christ, I've had to waste four or five hours doing fuck-all and it's driving me insane. This had better fucking stop after today is done. I didn't get so fucking homosexual after doing some stupid cuddling on a few different occasions that I'm suddenly clingy and incapable of fucking living without seeing this chick. Maybe tonight I'll TEXT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE some more, I didn't really have much to say after the stock "oh yeah that's fine we'll reschedule blah blah" bullshit so we haven't chatted much today. FUCK me, when did I get so gay.

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FUCKING MONKEY FUCKERS STOLE MY CELLPHONE
OVER ~20 GB OF CAREFULLY SELECTED HENTAI WIPED OUT
ONE OF MY FAVOURITE ELECTRONICS IS BEING EXCHANGED BY CRACK RIGHT NOW
FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

really should've made that backup when I had the chance

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I miss when 7chan used to Party Hard.

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I'm so fat that when I walk to work in the morning and stop to cross the street, I can see my pulse beating in my eyes. I know I need to eat better and get more exercise but I'm too lazy. I don't want to wait until I get the beetus to do something about my fatness but the only gym in the area is eleven miles away and I don't have a car. I feel doomed.

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How can men be attracted to women? Because women have stayed indoors looking after the children and doing housework for however many millennia, their bodies have now atrophied to fat, and their brains have atrophied to emotion. Doesn't this fact that they are almost an entirely different species from you in every regard turn you off? Personally, I look for what resembles myself physically and mentally with the opposite reproductive organs. Am I narcissistic, or like almost all species in the animal kingdom that are not sexually dimorphic?

Wikipedia:
"Sexual dimorphism is the condition where the two sexes of the same species exhibit different characteristics beyond the differences in their sexual organs. The condition occurs in many animals and some plants. Differences may include secondary sex characteristics, size, color, markings, and may also include behavioral differences. These differences may be subtle or exaggerated, and may be subjected to sexual selection. The opposite of dimorphism is monomorphism."

I am not attracted to lazy blobs of fat ridden with illogic and emotion. I'm sorry, I'm not. What creature would want such stupidity? I want what resembles myself.

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Oh, fuck OFF. I just wanted to read a guide on how to not be so addicted to my goddamned phone, and you have to hit me with this shit. "Oh but really the best way to get past addiction is interacting with THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. GO ON, TEXT THEM RIGHT NOW, SET UP A TIME TO SEE THEM, YOU KNOW, THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO YOU HAVE." FUCK you, fuck off.

I'm gonna cut back on using my fucking phone and it's not for that special someone, it's so I'm not a fucking mongoloid with frazzled synapses checking his phone every 2 minutes forever. Maybe one day I'll even get off the internet so much, but one step at a fucking time, don't rush me cunt.

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I don't know where else to post this.
So recenty I been having a rush for what was like to surf the internet 10 years ago when things were not so centralized.
There was always something new and different right after the next corner and every new place had new people.
I haven't felt that feeling of novelty when you stumbled upon a new resource, flash game, webcomic and so on in a long time, it was always different.

The internet is no longer the wild frontier it used to be and all the pioneers have disappeared.

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me: mid-20s, cis-F, ex-camgrl, 5'5, 110lb, surgically sterilized, mil-wife, goth, childfree

I've had issues with unwanted male attention since before puberty, but this shit is really getting to me right now. Yeah, I used to cam for cash for a while years ago to survive, but I'm one of those lame prudes who's repulsed by anything sexual outside of my committed relationship. I've dressed in black and been "goth" since I was a kid, so there's one fetish angle I've had to deal with. Now that I'm a military wife who's not a fucking hippo with the standard three crotch-dumplings, it's only ramped up.

I'm the type who likes to make casual, friendly conversation with complete strangers out in public, and it keeps biting me in the ass. At the airport OMW to/from my husband's BMT graduation and again to my current base I PCSed to, the men I'd talked with all started acting differently when the subject came up that my husband was in the military. Other chicks reading this, you should know what I mean. You know the look. The change in tone. That creepy glint in their eyes. While waiting in the boarding area for my connecting flight to get here, I was sitting next to a guy who was pretty great to converse with, and he brought the subject up, even giving me some answers. He said that he'd noticed how much I was being noticed. I told him that I didn't understand why, since I was wearing very plain clothes (black boots, black knee-high socks, black skort, black tanktop, black light jacket, not much makeup) and that I didn't like it. He said that it's the way I carry myself. That I come off as "approachable and relatable". I guess I'm glad to finally get that information, but I don't know what the hell to do with it. I don't think I could just turn into a cold bitch even if I wanted to.

FF to mid September... After waiting a couple of weeks, internet is finally getting installed at the new place. The fat neckbeard tech who came over to install it had that look in his eye and was staring way too much right off the bat, but in stead of being a bitch, I just wanted to make the most of things and got the casual conversation over to gaming. Make some Dark Souls jokes and rip on modern-day WoW, shit like that. When it came time to test the wifi signal on my phone, I unlocked it, tried to connect and it didn't work. I absent-mindedly left my unlocked phone on a box by the doorway of the computer room where he was working on the modem (on the opposite side of the room as him) and got some water. When I came back, my phone was in his hand, and he acted like he was just using it to test the wifi again. You know, in stead of using his own phone like the other techs from the company did later. When I took it back, my personal files folder app had been opened. Fucking seriously? Since then, the service guys who� Message too long. Click here to view the full text.