/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 26/09/25(Fri)00:57 No. 49571 [Reply]

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♫Im Up All Night to Be Gaaaay, Im UP all night to be queeeerrr, Im up all night to be a HO-MO♫

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John Smith 26/09/26(Sat)22:15 No. 49572

Homosexuality is too interesting.

John Smith 25/04/18(Fri)16:16 No. 49116 [Reply]

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What was your last dream about? Please keep it mundane.

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John Smith 26/03/30(Mon)01:47 No. 49414

Dear John,

Sorry I forgot to mention I got sexaul assaulted by a Succubus. Early in the week.
I did get away from the Succubus. That's not the point though. You should just be able to have bland dull dreams, with no interruptions.

John

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John Smith 26/10/03(Sat)22:21 No. 49578

>>49412
Be careful. It can happen to you. It’s happened to me once

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John Smith 26/10/04(Sun)16:12 No. 49579

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I keep seeing my cat that died last summer in my dreams. Seeing her wakes me up with tears every time. I kinda hate it.

John Smith 26/09/30(Wed)23:57 No. 49573 [Reply]

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I've got some scripts written in what was the most popular and up-and-coming scripting language in 1999, Tcl/Tk.

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John Smith 26/09/30(Wed)23:59 No. 49574

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Nobody really uses this scripting language anymore, it started to fall out of fashion between 2000 and 2004.

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John Smith 26/10/01(Thu)01:21 No. 49575

Way too aesthetic lwk

John Smith 26/08/31(Mon)04:42 No. 49559 [Reply]

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One time I was at the laundromat and had just finished adding my soap when an old man got my attention. He asked what I was putting in the washer. To most people, this would have seemed like an accusation of machine tampering but I knew what it was right away. You see, I don't bring my entire bottle of wash soap with me when I do laundry. The idea of accidentally leaving a whole bottle behind sucks. I use Persil and that stuff is not cheap. So I fill a screw top plastic jar with plenty of soap for a few loads so if I forget it, who cares? All I'm out is the jar. So I explained this to the old guy and he said he thought I was using some kind of charcoal additive or something. I shrugged, started the washer, and went outside.

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John Smith 26/08/31(Mon)21:09 No. 49561

>>49559

Wow, I do that a lot, not just the launderette. I mean even this po key computer. Has a disposable IP and it was cheap secondhand.
Has sod all about me.
I doubt there's one cookie, let alone email, bank, sexting ( is that still a thing, I'm old and don't care )
Hey apparently a little bit of baking soda in with the washing powder.
And no I don't smoke crack, sorry to disappoint anyone.
All best anon, sound logic.

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John Smith 26/09/13(Sun)02:34 No. 49570

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>>49561
Thank god you don't smoke crack. My friend does. I won't hang out with her anymore. It sucks.

Feel free to remove if too interesting.

John Smith 26/02/04(Wed)23:18 No. 49385 [Reply]

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Dear John,

Waiting at a bus stop. Maybe we will there one day. Then maybe not.

Best regards

John

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John Smith 26/08/19(Wed)19:20 No. 49547

>>49540

Hi John,

Well I just thought it was way and left it at that.
On some other news a friend of mine IRL, told of a book about concrete bus stop in soviet USSR.
The library has been heavily purged these last ten years. Although I believe friend can get me enough information to hunt down a copy.
Oh, I'm sorry to everyone I'm getting little to excited.
I'll stop there, although I have another bus stop to up load soon.

As ever
John

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John Smith 26/08/20(Thu)00:02 No. 49549

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John Smith 26/09/11(Fri)13:39 No. 49569

This city has no bus stops. Public transport is a joke.

John Smith 22/09/25(Sun)18:12 No. 48351 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Dear John

That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John

Regards
John

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John Smith 26/09/09(Wed)06:56 No. 49564

>>49563

Yes, when out passing a handy food shop and along way from home.
You can buy some bread, some meat deli sliced and there will be a free spoon or knife (improvise)
Then use said spreadable cheese.
That way you don't end up with a block butter in melt in your pocket because you are not on your way home.

Write note to self stop snort snow dandruff that you puss blood out your nose for 25 minutes.

Good to hear from you

John

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John Smith 26/09/09(Wed)06:56 No. 49565

>>49563

Yes, when out passing a handy food shop and along way from home.
You can buy some bread, some meat deli sliced and there will be a free spoon or knife (improvise)
Then use said spreadable cheese.
That way you don't end up with a block butter in melt in your pocket because you are not on your way home.

Write note to self stop snort snow dandruff that you puss blood out your nose for 25 minutes.

Good to hear from you

John

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John Smith 26/09/10(Thu)03:27 No. 49568

Dear John

I don't smoke anymore, so now I find myself getting up and having cheese and crackers.

Hope you're sleeping well

John

John Smith 26/08/15(Sat)17:42 No. 49538 [Reply]

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Hello,

I love to use Unix X-windows tools from the 90s to plot graphs of pseudo-random numbers in the form of colours, etc.

Thank you for reading.

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John Smith 26/08/28(Fri)14:05 No. 49557

>>49556

As unintertesting as your post is, well done by the way.
It /fail(s) to incorporate cheese.

I hope you understand that its just not that particularly interesting for me.

John

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John Smith 26/08/31(Mon)00:50 No. 49558

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>>49557
I do not think all posts need to involve cheese, but if a thread seems to be getting too interesting, cheese should be invoked.

Whatever, though. I do not make the rules.

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John Smith 26/08/31(Mon)21:02 No. 49560

>>49558

Oh, I'm sorry to all. I just meant for me the code would have to result in something to do with cheese or even cheesecake. To get me on board.
Best of luck to all.

John Smith 26/07/10(Fri)21:23 No. 49485 [Reply]

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Dear fellow Johns, maybe it’s just me, but have you noticed that people seem to have contempt/fear/hatred for basic leisure/comfort?

Everything always has to be about “overcoming challenges” or “changing the world” or “stepping outside your comfort zone”.

They especially target young men minding their own business enjoying solitary leisure in video games or art.
Society is always trying to force them to be some sort of glorified “civil servant” to prove their manhood.

No one is really allowed to simply just not care about the farce of spectacle.

Being /eh/ is treated as a sign of weakness or regression especially for young men.

I think it’s just subconscious misery wanting company or that people are too shallow/weak minded to enjoy their own solace.

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John Smith 26/08/05(Wed)08:06 No. 49531

>>49529
Be honest: how often does anyone on this board socialize? Am I don’t mean mere meet-and-greet either, but as in hanging out and platonic intimacy?

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John Smith 26/08/05(Wed)09:07 No. 49532

>>49531
I do that fairly often with very few maybe one maybe one and a half individuals. And family, but with the family stuff it's not usually based on a lot of pleasure but more so some kind of obligations or programming I'm not sure. Maybe because we live near each other.

But with the 1.5 friends, we socialize face to face, but almost always not just to hang out, but to do some kind of activity or talk about some kind of thing that we needed to talk about. An activities I mean like sports or sauna or whatever. I mean it is an excuse to socialize, but always always with an excuse is what I'm saying.

I also stopped using almost all social media. Which is barely use it anymore

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John Smith 26/08/05(Wed)17:50 No. 49533

>>49532
>I also stopped using almost all social media. Which is barely use it anymore

I honestly think that less young people are frequently active on social media nowadays than we’d think.
There was a bigger buzz about social media back in 2007 thru 2015

I could be wrong though.

>I do that fairly often with very few maybe one maybe one and a half individuals. And family, but with the family stuff it's not usually based on a lot of pleasure but more so some kind of obligations or programming I'm not sure. Maybe because we live near each other.

Tbh this is how a lot of people are with family vs friends. Family are semi-strangers whom you share a bloodline with and are dragged around by their whims in childhood.
Friends are people whom you choose to associate with by free will (within limited sociophysical range of possibility)

Most people only have a handful of friends they really like which is fine. I’m just disappointed in the paternalistic programming that adults force on kids about socialization.
Kids aren’t allowed to enjoy limited human contact with peers without being labeled antisocial or something.
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John Smith 26/07/29(Wed)06:54 No. 49511 [Reply]

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Hello John,

I hope since the last time we've wrote that you stopped making the same mistakes. Have I, you may wonder? No, and not since the last time, neither, I say. Given that things could be better, I keep hearing your name in certain circles. What they say about you I don't believe, not all of it, anyways. There's always tomorrow, as the man says, isn't it? Isn't it?

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John Smith 26/08/04(Tue)21:40 No. 49527

People say cringing at your younger self is a sign of maturity. I think the opposite.
It’s easy to look down on youth especially if it’s yourself when it comes to flaws

Everyone likes to think themselves as being more mature than they are when they’ve passed their twenties

I especially like it when people always use the “I was young” excuse for more troubling past mistakes. Really shows how little they’ve really changed