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Guide to Success from nothing Captain Derp 12/10/13(Sat)05:41 No. 387 ID: 353cb7 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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I started with a criminal record for petty narcotics pos and a 'computer tresspassing' record guaranteeing me unemployment almost everywhere except manual labor. I was also living in a SRO in the worst area you can ever imagine, had no money, huge debt and couldn't even finish university so washed out in the second year due to poverty.


Any job will do. Some shitty manual labor position is great because then you also get some activity in so you aren't a fat bastard.

Easy jobs to get are landscaping (usually pays under the table cash), construction clean up, warehouse, or whatever you can find on your local Craigslist 'gigs' section. Alternatively there's the dreaded nightshift tech support. Look around for these on CL, or move to somewhere in your country where the jobs are. In Canada this means terribad mining and oilfiend work but it pays like $40/hr and there's nothing else to do up there, perfect for studying.

For me, I got a job at the post office and delivered mail, which meant I got off early and had lot's of time for school. Also consider institutions that will pay you to learn a trade, such as telephone companies and whatever else.


Basic income budget rule is 70/20/10

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Modern Mom 21/01/13(Wed)04:38 No. 3498 ID: a0dbc0

What county? I am in America. This guy, the OP, lived in a bed neighborhood in America, which is something you could not imagine. A living hell. Europe has nothing like inner city America, it is a Crucible.

Modern Mom ## Admin ## 12/08/17(Fri)01:43 No. 1 ID: e5e5b6 [Reply] Stickied

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Congratulations you poor bastards have earned your own board. Don't fuck it up. Any relevant rules will be created/added to this post when the time comes, but for the meantime try to keep it SFW.

Go Wild

Jesus Christ I'm useless; I should have specified that this board is for poor niggers to share money saving tips/vouchers and whatever.

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Modern Mom 20/05/26(Tue)05:35 No. 3420 ID: 79541c

People do this. It's called Forex (foreign exchange). Similar to playing stocks or fucking with crypto, but instead you exchange foreign currency and wait for it to rise.

Modern Mom 19/10/24(Thu)16:02 No. 3344 ID: 85c516 [Reply]

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Post your scams anon.

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Modern Mom 21/01/12(Tue)03:37 No. 3496 ID: 7e5e3f

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The best way to scam a restaurant is from the inside. Works great if you need a job, too! Get a job as a cook. Avoid restaurants that are run by corporations, they look at the numbers a lot more and you will get caught. Learn where people go in the kitchen, blindspots, and when the management signs off for the night. Make sure to get along with your coworkers and actually work, the social game is important so no one will suspect you. When you feel comfortable, begin the thievery! A lot of restaurants supply you with a uniform to work your shift in. My routine at the end of the night would be to "check the amount of food for tomorrow" in the fridge. In reality I was stuffing my pockets full of sirloin and other tasty, expensive things. It is easy to conceal bulging pockets with an apron. After that I'd walk into the privacy of the bathroom to change, and offload my goods into my backpack to take home. Don't take too much, or the chef or manager may notice (where the hell did 15 steaks go??!!). Being a good cook made me a successful kitchen thief, because no one expected the guy busting his balls for 8 hours to be walking out with $150 of protein a night. To you starving bastards, I wish you luck and many warm meals on cold nights.

Modern Mom 21/01/17(Sun)12:10 No. 3499 ID: 781be8

1. get ethnic gfs, have them be twitch thots or onlyfans for their co-ethnics.

asian and indian girls work best for this since asian/indian men are incels. we found that promoting ethnonarcissist stuff (asian pride, hindu nationalism) works best at separating rice/currycels from their hard-earned shekels.

i run a hangout for ultranationalists in the midwest, it's disguised as a hippy commune and unofficial coed fraternity. fortunately no one has noticed that all the men are white-ish (most of us are teutonic jews, castillos, meds, iberians, balkanoids, slavs, and amerimutts), and all the women are non-white.

when they girls are ready to move on, we knock them up and and set them up with one of their simps. have her sleep with the sucker once, say the condom broke, cry a bit until he proposes, and then she's home free and we don't have to pay for a hapa.

2. get your girlfriend to claim she's trans in a state with free health care, get gear, sell/use gear.

oregon has free health care for poors, when i lived there i had my gf claim to be trans so i could get gear. i didn't do much with it, just aromatase inhibitors to get a slight edge. sold the rest to my roommates.

3. claim you're trans to become unfirable.

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Modern Mom 21/01/21(Thu)08:45 No. 3500 ID: 1c6772

My parents own a grocery store and I use it to run various coupon scams. Scan an item, print a fake receipt and send them in with coupons you save yourself and they'll reimburse you full face value plus a dime per coupon.

Modern Mom 20/02/12(Wed)23:49 No. 3383 ID: 14211b [Reply]

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What would be the best long term investment on soap? Liquid soap or a bar of soap?

I feel that sometimes, liquid soap would mean less loss on the product of the said bottle of soap that you'd buy at the store versus a single bar of soap that would degrade in the shower with usage breaking into bits.

I still wonder what purchase would be the cheapest I could stretch the most considering a daily shower for a measure of usage?

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Modern Mom 20/05/16(Sat)00:27 No. 3418 ID: 787c9e

this is not expensive at all it's like fucking $2/lb. 1 lb of NaOH with leftover lard or bacon grease makes 12 lbs of soap

12 fucking pounds of soap for only 2 dollars worth of sodium hydroxide made with used animal fats you would have dumped into the trash can

druggie+mcsanchez 20/07/15(Wed)21:11 No. 3429 ID: 7f5f5c

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I steal my soap from hotels, small hand towels, napkins and ketchup from restaurants.

Modern Mom 21/01/12(Tue)18:19 No. 3497 ID: 00871a

If everyone in society did this, it wouldn't save any money.

Modern Mom 20/12/31(Thu)01:01 No. 3494 ID: ef8f00 [Reply]

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Why are freebie sites a shit now?

Modern Mom 20/06/16(Tue)17:21 No. 3422 ID: 14211b [Reply]

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What would be your tips to prevent impulsive spending?

I try to keep as less money as possible in my bank account because 1) I don't trust fucking kike bankers and 2) It is easier for me to just keep the money home and not just take whatever I want and pay by debit but I feel it's not effective enough.

I'm trying to stop impulsively spend my money on shit I don't need like alcohol and junk food but I didn't know just how the feeling of drinking crept back up on me while I've been on lockdown for 3 fucking months. I've gotten better in trying to stop alcohol cravings but overall, I would like to know your tips as to stop compulsive spending and learn to ''stash your cash''.

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Modern Mom 20/11/05(Thu)18:56 No. 3475 ID: dec4fe

Tell me pls more about "don't trust *** bankers".. I am really wonder why are you're saying so. Because there a lot of trusted and safety banks where you can keep money. If you're afraid try https://bitcoinofficial.org/ as a crypto wallet. They are banks of the future I suppose

Modern Mom 20/12/13(Sun)06:51 No. 3489 ID: 4bd114

The standard method is just to wait a week or two. If you still want it then, get it. Most "impulse" purchases pass almost immediately if you don't act on them; and after a week, if it's not something you REALLY want, you will most likely have forgotten completely about it.

Modern Mom 20/12/13(Sun)23:51 No. 3490 ID: d5ef6c

Know yourself. Meditate on your childhood. Try to figure out why it is that you loathe money and can't wait to get rid of it (or whatever). Just knowing will help.

Modern Mom 14/08/10(Sun)21:34 No. 2250 ID: 56d89d [Reply]

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Ok, I have a bit of an unusual problem.

My grandmother died a year ago and left behind a fuckload of shitty furniture. I want to help my parents sell it because they effectively became poorfags sponsoring my education.

Now, this would usually be no problem except the fact that they live in a shitty 2nd world Eastern European country, and in a small(15k residents) town no less. A garage sale, or a Craigslist ad or really anything of the sort is not an option here.

So what the fuck do I do? I doubt that anyone here has experience with this kind of issue, so maybe just help me brainstrom one up? I really want to help my old folks, but can't do so financially because of being stuck in the post-bachelors limbo.

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Modern Mom 18/11/26(Mon)04:37 No. 3247 ID: dc96c6

That's a good idea. If by "shitty," OP means "old" and/or "rustic" and/or "hand-crafted" he should sell them on e-bay as such. Clean em up, take some flattering picks, and list them for more than he thinks they're worth. Should keep in mind that many people subconsciously associate a higher price with higher quality/value. Could also market to wealthy Western Europeans, not just Americans

Modern Mom 18/11/27(Tue)05:11 No. 3248 ID: b2d62b

Clean it yes, absolutely. But if it needs refinshing-do NOT do it yourslef, let the final buyer do it. Refinishing furniture kills value.

Modern Mom 20/12/12(Sat)15:06 No. 3488 ID: 6e8930

Clean the furniture
Take flattering pics
Sell it on eBay with buzzwords like “rustic” “vintage” “handcrafted”
And to appeal to the nerds In America “soviet era”
If that fails, just lie

Modern Mom 19/10/11(Fri)07:27 No. 3338 ID: 8efd88 [Reply]

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Which MMO is the most profitable to gold farm?

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Modern Mom 20/09/17(Thu)12:22 No. 3461 ID: 8c2966

you know that song scott pilgrim vs the world ruined a entire generation of women? it's the same for dudes with rmt

Modern Mom 20/11/02(Mon)04:26 No. 3474 ID: a39671

I'm pretty sure those are Koreans. Your knee jerk racism is noted however.

Modern Mom 20/12/12(Sat)14:25 No. 3486 ID: 3dc745

Muh raysisum. it’s a blurry picture of a group of brownish people looking away from the viewer.
Entropia universe

Hit jackpot, yet don't know what to do about it Modern Mom 20/12/03(Thu)22:41 No. 3485 ID: c31862 [Reply]

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I inscribed in a nation-wide contest (not american nor yuro) for young entrepreneurs without hoping to win, yet I managed to do so.
I now will have access to a free kit of gardening power-tools.
The project I signed for it was for managing a native-flora exclusive vivarium who also offers landscaping services. While I did a short course on the matter and I'm currently studying to become a park ranger, I have no experience on the matter, much less about being self-employed.
Too much, too fast. I want to be happy but I feel overwhelmed and I could use some advice.

There are other problems aswell: I don't have enough space to make a significant plant production. There are a few places I could talk to and acquire space, clients and bussiness partners, but I lack a development plan and I don't know quite what to say to them:
-The city's official vivarium and orchard (not the best place to start at but it's worth a shot).
-The eco-friendly ONG's farm I started volunteering recently at (perhaps I can borrow a small poatch of land for them and share the profits of my sales and services?).
-A nearby native-flora vivarium (I believe they don't offer landscaping services. Could I offer them a partnership using my tools? I can also try to talk them about how they got into bussiness and gain some insight.)
-A nearby agrarian college. I can both ask for space and share the profits *and* get some formal knowledge about managing a vivarium.

Legit money from home Modern Mom 16/02/19(Fri)07:54 No. 2813 ID: cf0dfe [Reply]

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After work i mostly fuck around, not doing anything productive, and i want to change that.

Are there any means i can make money from home? I live in South America btw, so it would have to be something international. A couple bucks a day go a long way, i'll take a shot at anything (given it's legit).

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20/11/09(Mon)04:24 No. 3477 ID: 68a41e

Sell sexy feet picks.

Modern Mom 20/11/16(Mon)23:15 No. 3478 ID: 58e989

here's a really neato thing. https://pastebin.com/THerVSxq

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