NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 09/07/29(Wed)06:02 No. 677 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Oh hey /x/. While googling my username I came across this archive of a great thread I made on /x/ ages back. Here it is in its glory again, enjoy.

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NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 08/10/18(Sat)13:26

There was a thread on /b/ which died quite quickly a few weeks ago. The thread
was full of creepy wiki pages, Some of them were shit, some were pretty
fucking weird and creepy.
I quickly saved the list, Here ya go /x/.
Pic unrelated btw, Unless you class Ulillillia and his crazy antics as
Paranormal.
Some are repeats also.


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Pics mostly unrelated I just grabbed them from a image search
May someone please grant my wish or teach me how to have it granted and show me that magic is real and atheism+agnosticism is fake?

I’d like to play a game of soccer, volleyball or tennis against an attractive woman (at least 19 and no older then 27, a bmi of at least 18 and no more than 25, no glasses, etc) who’s my friend or girlfriend or wife (I’m single atm with basically no female friends) .
I want this 1v1 game to be a bet between me and her. Loser must wash the winners car in just a bikini and maybe some sandals (I currently have no car and no bikini obviously lol).

I’d prefer to win and get the wash but if you want to leave it up to chance then that’s fine too.
I’d like to play the game of volleyball as soon as possible and practicable.
If I had more money I could buy a car, nicer clothes, get some surgeries, etc to increase my chances.

Any ideas what to do?
Please no /adv/ice advice. I’d like miracles or advice on miracles not a Jordan Peterson lecture please.

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I watched that video of those 11 UFOs in Mexico being videoed by Mexican military and a few thoughts came to me. This is spooking American military, Chinese military, and even Russian military, it's none of us. 11 ships here, 4 ships here, 8 ships there, these are a lot of ships to be coming in from space not to be detected.

Think about light years, and Bob Lazar being tasked with figuring out how to work these 9 totally different UFO's. Bob said that he was told most of these were found already downed way before he was old enough to even be in college. So I have a question: Why wouldn't an intelligent ship with capabilities of light-year travel not have a GPS locator and damage report system? And if it did, and if it takes aliens to get that signal and travel here from lets say 1930-1940 to 2020-2021 or earlier, why wouldn't they send a fleet? Why wouldn't they at least send 1,000 ships and hover over the Earth looking for answers? Why would they send small clusters at different points in time?

These ships are coming from Earth. A long time ago Hitler sent his men to claim New Swabia, a place in Antarctica for their own. They believed in a theory that the Earth was hallow and inside it were new lands with possibly new resources. These ships we're seeing are repurposed or newly built UFOs coming from underwater. 10000% percent. There is no way NO one's space programs are catching clusters of ships hyper beaming into our airspace.

When Hitler "died" it was reported by the Russians. But if you look into it American military personnel believe Hitler lived and escaped. I don't like being called crazy, and I don't like feeling crazy. But we pay our taxes, our rent, and follow the law as best we can. I feel we're not being told everything and that it's unfair to us. We've all had hardships and I doubt our heads would explode, I'm tired of us the people being in the dark. You have these unidentified ships flying at speeds that leave personnel in awe, with shaky voices when explaining what they saw. You've got these ships dropping 30-40,000ft in seconds actively jamming radar. I feel like if it was aliens we'd have been told by now because it's quite hard to hide clusters of ships zooming in from space and hyper speed. These are man-made ships and Hitler had some of the best scientists and egg heads in the world working for him. With the state of man today, the plan is clearly: Destabilize the world, and attack when the time is right. I think the Nazi's either figured out how to keep Adolf alive, or they have an heir and enough military power to strike soon. These aren't aliens, I believe aliens would have approached us in greater numbers and to our face. I'm afraid.

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A majority of people on the SpongeBob fanbase thinks that episodes such as Squid's Visit, Boating Buddies or Graveyard Shift are one of the most scariest episodes on the show. However, I personally think that "The Figure" is one of the most scary episodes of SpongeBob ever created. Now, you may have never heard of, or have basically never seen this episode before. Why? Because it wasn't aired on television and wasn't released on the internet or DVD releases at all. The reason is simple.

One idea that was brought up during production of season four of SpongeBob and was completed into a full episode was of SpongeBob and Patrick exploring a forest and the two ends up finding a terrifying figure which almost kills them. It had its voice work and animation complete before executives decided to cancel the episode, as they felt that what had been produced was too dark for young viewers and following their decision it was never released anywhere. As a result, the episode was forgotten about for many years.

Now, since I worked on Nickelodeon from 2000 to 2010, I have got a lot of production stuff from many shows Nick has created, and SpongeBob is one of them, which is how I got an copy of the episode. The executives told me not to release it or else I would be fired from the job, but since I no longer work there, I would like to release the footage but unfortunately Viacom will suck my cock if I do it.

I am still able to tell what happens in the entire episode, though. Patrick is playing some games with SpongeBob when the two get bored. However, SpongeBob has the idea to explore an forest that was located far from their home. Patrick agrees and the two get some backpacks with a bunch of stuff inside and goes to the forest. They keep exploring it for a while until they hear a strange, loud growling noise coming out from far away.

The two starts to get scared and they immediately leave the forest. The two goes to sleep on their houses until the next night they get really curious as to what they heard. Patrick says that instead of only him and SpongeBob going to the forest, they should bring a group of 3. Which is SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy. SpongeBob agrees and also thinks that they could bring rifles this time. Patrick agrees and then invites Sandy to explore the forest so that they could find out what was making the strange growling noise. Sandy then joins the group and Patrick gets a backpack and a rifle for Sandy. They all come back to the forest again, on the same night.

This time, they were walking very slowly so that they couldn't make any noise, however the growling sound could be heard again. They get scared but at the same time confused, asking why the figure started growling again even though they didn't make any noise. Sandy theorizes that the figure could have possibly seen us. They all quickly grabs their rifles and they look everywhere to see Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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The episode started pretty normally at first. SpongeBob is watching TV when Patrick knocks on the door. SpongeBob says for him to come in, and Patrick shows him the game "Eels and Escalators." At this moment, I thought that the episode took place before the episode "Sailor Mouth," because here, Patrick was introducing the game for the first time.

SpongeBob finds the game cool and is excited to play it with Patrick. However, before they start playing the game, Patrick tells SpongeBob about the rules of the game first. SpongeBob then understands and they start playing the game. Patrick keeps moving up escalators while SpongeBob gets sent down the eels. After losing the game, SpongeBob gets a bit sad but he later gets ok with it and tries again, thinking he was going to win this time. This is where things get worse.

After many attempts of trying to win and just losing in the end, SpongeBob loses his cool, goes out of character and goes on a crazy rampage, which also involved assaulting Patrick and going into Bikini Bottom causing a ruckus (you may have not heard of this word before but it means causing disturbance or commotion). Eventually, he was caught by the police and was arrested for assault and public disturbance.

SpongeBob, while on jail, says:

"Stupid SpongeBob, why did you do that? I don't even know why you had to do that... Maybe if Patrick didn't bring up that stupid game, this wouldn't have happened! Hopefully I won't be in here for too long. Maybe I'll get bailed out, and go on about my day and apologize to Patrick for my terrible actions. I don't think I'll be here for that long."

A time card saying "1 Day Later..." shows up on the screen for 2 seconds. The time cards on this episode were not spoken by the French Narrator this time. It cuts back to SpongeBob in jail. He says:

"I've been here for one day and nothing has happened. Okay, I think I have learned my lesson here. Now let's see if I can get someone to bail me out!"

Another time card saying "5 Hours Later..." shows up for 2 seconds, and it cuts back to SpongeBob in jail, again. He says:
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My friend has an Imp attached to him? The imp was summoned by his neighbor who is a Freemason. I saw, for my self, the imp and the many souls it has tricked in the neighborhood (long story)… how do I get the imp off my friend? How do I make it stay away from us, forever?

Also, I am curious if it can be captured? And if I can then use the imp to my advantage? But that’s just me being thirsty for knowledge… i really just NEED to get rid of it..

Picture attached is what it looked like running through the trees in the dark. Except I didn’t see the head.