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The Figure - Lost SpongeBob Episode Anonymous 23/03/09(Thu)00:03 No. 21379 [Reply]
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A majority of people on the SpongeBob fanbase thinks that episodes such as Squid's Visit, Boating Buddies or Graveyard Shift are one of the most scariest episodes on the show. However, I personally think that "The Figure" is one of the most scary episodes of SpongeBob ever created. Now, you may have never heard of, or have basically never seen this episode before. Why? Because it wasn't aired on television and wasn't released on the internet or DVD releases at all. The reason is simple.

One idea that was brought up during production of season four of SpongeBob and was completed into a full episode was of SpongeBob and Patrick exploring a forest and the two ends up finding a terrifying figure which almost kills them. It had its voice work and animation complete before executives decided to cancel the episode, as they felt that what had been produced was too dark for young viewers and following their decision it was never released anywhere. As a result, the episode was forgotten about for many years.

Now, since I worked on Nickelodeon from 2000 to 2010, I have got a lot of production stuff from many shows Nick has created, and SpongeBob is one of them, which is how I got an copy of the episode. The executives told me not to release it or else I would be fired from the job, but since I no longer work there, I would like to release the footage but unfortunately Viacom will suck my cock if I do it.

I am still able to tell what happens in the entire episode, though. Patrick is playing some games with SpongeBob when the two get bored. However, SpongeBob has the idea to explore an forest that was located far from their home. Patrick agrees and the two get some backpacks with a bunch of stuff inside and goes to the forest. They keep exploring it for a while until they hear a strange, loud growling noise coming out from far away.

The two starts to get scared and they immediately leave the forest. The two goes to sleep on their houses until the next night they get really curious as to what they heard. Patrick says that instead of only him and SpongeBob going to the forest, they should bring a group of 3. Which is SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy. SpongeBob agrees and also thinks that they could bring rifles this time. Patrick agrees and then invites Sandy to explore the forest so that they could find out what was making the strange growling noise. Sandy then joins the group and Patrick gets a backpack and a rifle for Sandy. They all come back to the forest again, on the same night.

This time, they were walking very slowly so that they couldn't make any noise, however the growling sound could be heard again. They get scared but at the same time confused, asking why the figure started growling again even though they didn't make any noise. Sandy theorizes that the figure could have possibly seen us. They all quickly grabs their rifles and they look everywhere to see Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Wavegod 23/03/09(Thu)01:27 No. 21380

>>21379
šŸ˜Ž


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/03/09(Thu)14:47 No. 21384

Impressive. Would wish this happens




SpongeBob's Depression Anonymous 23/03/08(Wed)22:03 No. 21377 [Reply]
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The episode started pretty normally at first. SpongeBob is watching TV when Patrick knocks on the door. SpongeBob says for him to come in, and Patrick shows him the game "Eels and Escalators." At this moment, I thought that the episode took place before the episode "Sailor Mouth," because here, Patrick was introducing the game for the first time.

SpongeBob finds the game cool and is excited to play it with Patrick. However, before they start playing the game, Patrick tells SpongeBob about the rules of the game first. SpongeBob then understands and they start playing the game. Patrick keeps moving up escalators while SpongeBob gets sent down the eels. After losing the game, SpongeBob gets a bit sad but he later gets ok with it and tries again, thinking he was going to win this time. This is where things get worse.

After many attempts of trying to win and just losing in the end, SpongeBob loses his cool, goes out of character and goes on a crazy rampage, which also involved assaulting Patrick and going into Bikini Bottom causing a ruckus (you may have not heard of this word before but it means causing disturbance or commotion). Eventually, he was caught by the police and was arrested for assault and public disturbance.

SpongeBob, while on jail, says:

"Stupid SpongeBob, why did you do that? I don't even know why you had to do that... Maybe if Patrick didn't bring up that stupid game, this wouldn't have happened! Hopefully I won't be in here for too long. Maybe I'll get bailed out, and go on about my day and apologize to Patrick for my terrible actions. I don't think I'll be here for that long."

A time card saying "1 Day Later..." shows up on the screen for 2 seconds. The time cards on this episode were not spoken by the French Narrator this time. It cuts back to SpongeBob in jail. He says:

"I've been here for one day and nothing has happened. Okay, I think I have learned my lesson here. Now let's see if I can get someone to bail me out!"

Another time card saying "5 Hours Later..." shows up for 2 seconds, and it cuts back to SpongeBob in jail, again. He says:
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Wavegod 23/03/09(Thu)01:32 No. 21381

>>21377
The sponge must be really pressed.




Jehovah Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/02/28(Tue)05:25 No. 21362 [Reply]
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The Trinity Explained
>https://youtu.be/0FoVmT3BcFs

The Trinity.
Three, IN one!
God (Jehovah) is The Container.
We live INSIDE God!

Picture yourself at the throne of God.
You see Jehovah, Jesus to His right, and The Holy Ghost. (Enoch however says Gabriel is to God's left).
If you thought to yourself, "well, if we can see The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost, who or what is containing them?"
That's when I tell you, Jehovah is The Grand Father in-which we live IN.

We live inside God's mind.
Before man had a brain (like Adam), God first had a brain. We are created in God's image, and to God's likeness. Therefore God has always been, a human bodily shape. Therefore we can conclude that all of reality, is contained and shaped, in the image of the human body. The Holy Ghost descended upon Jesus in the form of a humanly bodily shape.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/24(Tue)12:48 No. 21337 [Reply]
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This was a real prediction (from God) of the Monterey California shooting where 11 people died.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Dreams/comments/102kexd/bizarre_dream/




I fucking hate ghosts Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/11/03(Thu)18:38 No. 21257 [Reply]
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Boy oh boy do I have a story for you/x/
>be me
>riding my bike at around midnight cuz couldnā€™t sleep and also hungry
>decide to go to jack in the box for one of their munchie meals
>start riding back home with my food when all of a sudden I hear ā€œfat fuckā€
>no one was out that night and it sounded like it was right next to me
I hate ghosts /x


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/11/05(Sat)18:00 No. 21259

>>21257
Maybe your great gravitational pull ended up attracting that sound from 5 miles away.




Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/08/31(Wed)21:30 No. 21221 [Reply]
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I found a bug in Astrology. It turns out, you, me, or anyone can make up any new Zodiac signs AT WILL. Leap seconds and new planets and stuff, it's complicated. Try it!

I made one up, Clorb, the dish towel of shame. I am only a cusp of this sign, so my powers are quite weak. Being a Clorb cusp make me only moderately absorbent.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/10/10(Mon)22:33 No. 21250
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>>21221
Technically speaking, any single star is a one-star-constellation, and, from a human-centric view-point, all stars that we can see are related because they fall into the star class call "the Visable Arena". You can harness the power of EACH star and gain the collective power of EVERY SINGLE ZODIACAL ASTRO-SIGN. You will have the powers of every human, you will also become very talkative.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/09(Mon)03:36 No. 21300
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>>21221

I have recently btfo'd even freaking astrology
So, I was reading some "here's what's coming for your birth chart next week:"
And it was first Nice, but then not nice, and then I changed my mentality about it (e.g. just smiling about the reading instead of being disenchanted from it)
First part was like about 10%, then about 50%, then the mentality shift, 'I'm gonna beat destiny itself, motherfuckers' type of stuff, and I SHIT YOU NOT
I got THE EXACT SAME INFORMATION AS THE NEGATIVE STUFF BUT IN HEIR POSITIVE VERSION, e.g.:
Negative before switching mentality:
Family relations and shit going lower
After:
There will be a great max-tier improvement of your family relationships

Like, BRUH
and I swear it was like this for every single bad thing that I had seen before in that reading
(and this is one of those long-ass freaking readings dude)
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/02/08(Wed)12:25 No. 21348

>>21221
I am very surprised no one else has taken advantage of this bug. It's a fun one to exploit.




Took a picture of an orb Tin Foil Enthusiast 21/11/18(Thu)05:34 No. 21070 [Reply]
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Was just taking pics of nothing using an old camera i got from my grandpa. Didnā€™t even notice the orb till later.

Look to the left of the orb kinda near the doorknob and see the orbā€™s handler. IF YOU DARE!

Zoom in as close as you can and tell me what you see in this orb.
PLEASE. I know what i see , but dont want to incite paraDOHlia.
Sent this to an expert and was told i took a picture of an image i seen in my mind - my eyes were playing tricks.

To that i say BULLSHIT. Its a freekin orb.


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Plius. 21/11/20(Sat)04:37 No. 21073

>>21070
Yes, that appears to be an orb.
Neat.
not 100% sure about the face in the window, but it's creepy looking to be sure. What's that book ye got there, by chance?


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Densel 23/01/18(Wed)22:29 No. 21333

what are orbs anyways?




Disclosure General Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/10(Tue)18:51 No. 21304 [Reply]
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The laws of physics are almost exactly like The Matrix.

The only question is if our matrix is naturally occurring or a technological construct.

Mind over matter physics is considered to be fact.

Manifestation, levitation, teleportation, telekinesis, remote viewing, and other abilities.

The brain is an electromagnetic quantum computer.

There are higher dimensions that interface with consciousness.

There are considered native beings in these higher dimensions, interdimensional beings, demons.

We can enter the higher dimensions using astral projection, and physically using UFOs.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/10(Tue)20:00 No. 21305

Youtube  >>21304

>Artificial intelligence
no
intelligence algorithm


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/17(Tue)23:38 No. 21327

>>21308
yep, haven't seen this much stuff happen so quickly before

Chatgtp, I guess. Hell you can con it into write viruses.
Lol, all the ship's in the panama Canal crash.
Cause some pissed off teen south of Mexico.
Fuck that would be fun




jew toilet conspiracy Tin Foil Enthusiast 19/03/14(Thu)02:12 No. 20594 [Reply]
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I've started to dig on google about the jewish toilet goals.

- The guy who made the world toilet organization received two award from two diferent jewish organizations.
- George soros open society has made sanitation one of their goals, Soros donated 10 million to some non profit organization in bangladesh to install toilets.
- The Sustainable Sanitation Alliance receive funding from the Bill Gates Fundation.
- One of the top 4 major toilet producers (Kohler Co) in the world was funded by a jewish inmigrant.
- Having every human on earth shitting on toilets has been declared a core goal for the Agenda 30 of the Millenium development goals of the UN.
- Jews own several of the major toilet paper producers on the planet
- Procter&Gamble 42% of it's supplier materials comes from jewish companies.
- Kimberly-Clark 60% of it's entire stock is owned by the State of Israel.
- Georgia-Pacific has a jew CEO.
- Central National-Gottesman is family owned by a jew family
- Jews developed an entire market of kosher toilet paper
- Jews also own the soap industry:
- Dr. Bronnerā€™s soap company was made by jews that escaped the holocaust.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 21/04/28(Wed)18:11 No. 20976

this has got to be the stupidest shit i've ever read


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/08/03(Wed)11:46 No. 21197

I guess it's because those j00s wanna take away your god given right to shit wherever you fucking well choose.

If you wanna plop one down on the floor at Golden Corral, you should be able to, yea?

Government can't tell you what to do with your body! Oh wait.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/08/25(Thu)14:12 No. 21209

>>20594
We're not going to stop using the DESIGNATED meme, ranjeev




Canada Gov Scary Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/02/17(Thu)05:07 No. 21117 [Reply]
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Things are getting pretty scary in Canada, please share this political commentary if you can.
https://rumble.com/vv4zdp-trudeau-parody-dictator.html


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/02/17(Thu)05:13 No. 21118

It has gone full crazy up here.


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Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/02/18(Fri)16:44 No. 21119

cheers kind sir, just put it in a thread in /b/

I'm just waiting for the live streams to start thats my night sorted





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