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How do I get rid of an Imp? Anon 23/01/18(Wed)08:16 No. 21328 [Reply]

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My friend has an Imp attached to him? The imp was summoned by his neighbor who is a Freemason. I saw, for my self, the imp and the many souls it has tricked in the neighborhood (long story)… how do I get the imp off my friend? How do I make it stay away from us, forever?

Also, I am curious if it can be captured? And if I can then use the imp to my advantage? But that’s just me being thirsty for knowledge… i really just NEED to get rid of it..

Picture attached is what it looked like running through the trees in the dark. Except I didn’t see the head.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/03/04(Sat)05:46 No. 21371

I have a computer generated holy water, works on every demon since they hate holy things.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/03/27(Mon)21:37 No. 21405


Not with imps exactly, but I've dealt with some demonic activity before. If it's really just an imp, it shouldn't be too difficult to get rid of it.

I have a picture of an imp Gangstalking 23/04/10(Mon)21:14 No. 21419

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Here is a Gangstalking imp I have on camera.

TEST YOUR BRAVERY - Top 3 Scary Ghost Videos evp top10 23/04/03(Mon)22:05 No. 21413 [Reply]

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Scary ghost video that will leave you severely paraplegic Top10 23/03/11(Sat)13:33 No. 21393 [Reply]

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TOP 3 Scary ghost video that will leave you severely paraplegic top10 23/03/09(Thu)22:36 No. 21387 [Reply]

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TOP 2 SCARY Ghost Videos To SCARE FAT MEN Off the ROOF ! top10 23/03/09(Thu)22:17 No. 21386 [Reply]


The Figure - Lost SpongeBob Episode Anonymous 23/03/09(Thu)00:03 No. 21379 [Reply]

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A majority of people on the SpongeBob fanbase thinks that episodes such as Squid's Visit, Boating Buddies or Graveyard Shift are one of the most scariest episodes on the show. However, I personally think that "The Figure" is one of the most scary episodes of SpongeBob ever created. Now, you may have never heard of, or have basically never seen this episode before. Why? Because it wasn't aired on television and wasn't released on the internet or DVD releases at all. The reason is simple.

One idea that was brought up during production of season four of SpongeBob and was completed into a full episode was of SpongeBob and Patrick exploring a forest and the two ends up finding a terrifying figure which almost kills them. It had its voice work and animation complete before executives decided to cancel the episode, as they felt that what had been produced was too dark for young viewers and following their decision it was never released anywhere. As a result, the episode was forgotten about for many years.

Now, since I worked on Nickelodeon from 2000 to 2010, I have got a lot of production stuff from many shows Nick has created, and SpongeBob is one of them, which is how I got an copy of the episode. The executives told me not to release it or else I would be fired from the job, but since I no longer work there, I would like to release the footage but unfortunately Viacom will suck my cock if I do it.

I am still able to tell what happens in the entire episode, though. Patrick is playing some games with SpongeBob when the two get bored. However, SpongeBob has the idea to explore an forest that was located far from their home. Patrick agrees and the two get some backpacks with a bunch of stuff inside and goes to the forest. They keep exploring it for a while until they hear a strange, loud growling noise coming out from far away.

The two starts to get scared and they immediately leave the forest. The two goes to sleep on their houses until the next night they get really curious as to what they heard. Patrick says that instead of only him and SpongeBob going to the forest, they should bring a group of 3. Which is SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy. SpongeBob agrees and also thinks that they could bring rifles this time. Patrick agrees and then invites Sandy to explore the forest so that they could find out what was making the strange growling noise. Sandy then joins the group and Patrick gets a backpack and a rifle for Sandy. They all come back to the forest again, on the same night.

This time, they were walking very slowly so that they couldn't make any noise, however the growling sound could be heard again. They get scared but at the same time confused, asking why the figure started growling again even though they didn't make any noise. Sandy theorizes that the figure could have possibly seen us. They all quickly grabs their rifles and they look everywhere to see Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/03/09(Thu)14:47 No. 21384

Impressive. Would wish this happens

SpongeBob's Depression Anonymous 23/03/08(Wed)22:03 No. 21377 [Reply]

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The episode started pretty normally at first. SpongeBob is watching TV when Patrick knocks on the door. SpongeBob says for him to come in, and Patrick shows him the game "Eels and Escalators." At this moment, I thought that the episode took place before the episode "Sailor Mouth," because here, Patrick was introducing the game for the first time.

SpongeBob finds the game cool and is excited to play it with Patrick. However, before they start playing the game, Patrick tells SpongeBob about the rules of the game first. SpongeBob then understands and they start playing the game. Patrick keeps moving up escalators while SpongeBob gets sent down the eels. After losing the game, SpongeBob gets a bit sad but he later gets ok with it and tries again, thinking he was going to win this time. This is where things get worse.

After many attempts of trying to win and just losing in the end, SpongeBob loses his cool, goes out of character and goes on a crazy rampage, which also involved assaulting Patrick and going into Bikini Bottom causing a ruckus (you may have not heard of this word before but it means causing disturbance or commotion). Eventually, he was caught by the police and was arrested for assault and public disturbance.

SpongeBob, while on jail, says:

"Stupid SpongeBob, why did you do that? I don't even know why you had to do that... Maybe if Patrick didn't bring up that stupid game, this wouldn't have happened! Hopefully I won't be in here for too long. Maybe I'll get bailed out, and go on about my day and apologize to Patrick for my terrible actions. I don't think I'll be here for that long."

A time card saying "1 Day Later..." shows up on the screen for 2 seconds. The time cards on this episode were not spoken by the French Narrator this time. It cuts back to SpongeBob in jail. He says:

"I've been here for one day and nothing has happened. Okay, I think I have learned my lesson here. Now let's see if I can get someone to bail me out!"

Another time card saying "5 Hours Later..." shows up for 2 seconds, and it cuts back to SpongeBob in jail, again. He says:
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Wavegod 23/03/09(Thu)01:32 No. 21381

The sponge must be really pressed.

Jehovah Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/02/28(Tue)05:25 No. 21362 [Reply]

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The Trinity Explained

The Trinity.
Three, IN one!
God (Jehovah) is The Container.
We live INSIDE God!

Picture yourself at the throne of God.
You see Jehovah, Jesus to His right, and The Holy Ghost. (Enoch however says Gabriel is to God's left).
If you thought to yourself, "well, if we can see The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost, who or what is containing them?"
That's when I tell you, Jehovah is The Grand Father in-which we live IN.

We live inside God's mind.
Before man had a brain (like Adam), God first had a brain. We are created in God's image, and to God's likeness. Therefore God has always been, a human bodily shape. Therefore we can conclude that all of reality, is contained and shaped, in the image of the human body. The Holy Ghost descended upon Jesus in the form of a humanly bodily shape.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 23/01/24(Tue)12:48 No. 21337 [Reply]

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This was a real prediction (from God) of the Monterey California shooting where 11 people died.


I fucking hate ghosts Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/11/03(Thu)18:38 No. 21257 [Reply]

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Boy oh boy do I have a story for you/x/
>be me
>riding my bike at around midnight cuz couldn’t sleep and also hungry
>decide to go to jack in the box for one of their munchie meals
>start riding back home with my food when all of a sudden I hear “fat fuck”
>no one was out that night and it sounded like it was right next to me
I hate ghosts /x

Tin Foil Enthusiast 22/11/05(Sat)18:00 No. 21259

Maybe your great gravitational pull ended up attracting that sound from 5 miles away.

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