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Mudkip 18/10/15(Mon)10:48 No. 784292 [Reply]

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Aunt Hager Williams stood in her doorway and looked out at the sun. The western sky was a sulphurous yellow and the sun a red ball dropping slowly behind the trees and house-tops.Its setting left the rest of the heavens grey with clouds.

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Homicide 18/10/17(Wed)14:21 No. 784416

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This thread is now about literal cowgirl porn.

Christian Weston Chandler 18/10/17(Wed)14:30 No. 784417

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airwolfing MOOOO

Reimu Hakurei 18/10/17(Wed)20:16 No. 784434

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Fresh as the milk was it was only yummy to Aunt Hager Williams. It seems that Betty, having successfully jumped over the moon in 1974, had been leaping over the fence to Lord Cumslingingworth's 100 arce onion patch ever since. Aunt Hager Williams had long ago stopped questioning the yellow tint of her heffer's moo juice 🐮 🥤and had come to think all other milk was sugar added, bleached, NWO-mind-control syrup. She knew the yellow 💛 keeps you in control.
But the yellow turned Captain Haddock's stomach on site.

I say Aunt Hager, Haddock bellowed, is this not the milk of the one teeted horned cow! You my love are the only person with whom I've had such close acquaintance, beside my youngest niece Maddy, that cares for such salty milk!

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 18/10/07(Sun)20:00 No. 783871 [Reply]

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Gentlemen, comrades, citizens of this the Holiest of 7 Channels, it has come to our attention that Roberick, the quiet, reserved, and usually slightly drunken 7clams oldspider expert is in fact Dracula. Pic related it's a recent pic of Roberick.

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Mudkip 18/10/17(Wed)14:00 No. 784414

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Roberick airwolfing slays pussy.

Lorf 18/10/17(Wed)17:23 No. 784425

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>>784414

Steve 18/10/17(Wed)17:42 No. 784429

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>>784425
Roberick is going to get his cock MONGLED lawls I love it.

symbion 18/10/17(Wed)15:09 No. 784418 [Reply]

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She could take you places you've never even dreamed of. Make you feel ways you've never imagined. This is a real woman 7chan , not one of this scrawny little bitches you jerk off too, and if you give this goddess she will blow your mind and make you blow your load.

Reimu Hakurei 18/10/17(Wed)16:49 No. 784423

I bet she breaks the toilet every time she sits down.

Bob Ross 18/10/17(Wed)17:10 No. 784424

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>>784418
How many tits does she have?

Brony 18/10/17(Wed)18:14 No. 784430

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>>784424
We all fapped at that three boobed chick in Total Recall and now you're going to scoff at the opportunity of even more boobs you fatshamer?

poe 18/10/17(Wed)02:23 No. 784381 [Reply]

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how do i cure my depression?

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derp 18/10/17(Wed)12:53 No. 784408

>>784381

Try therapy, medication, and lifestyle changes.

If that doesn't work, try different ones.

If that doesn't work, well, you might just be screwed.

Sometimes, depression isn't curable.

At that point, you can either an hero, or just learn to live with it.

r000t 18/10/17(Wed)13:00 No. 784410

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Don't ask for advice on /b/ is my advice.

W. T. Snacks 18/10/17(Wed)13:51 No. 784413

>>784410
FLOPING SHIT IN MY MOUTH

Conductor Cat 18/09/21(Fri)07:57 No. 783338 [Reply]

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Got spammed with this (probably bot-generated) image while reading the news.

Have to say, I am completely for lesbian lolis.

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PrettyPony 18/10/17(Wed)07:39 No. 784406

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>>784374
How dawe you to call me a plebian? Stwike him, Mods. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

Sazpaimon 18/10/17(Wed)15:22 No. 784421

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>>784406
Hmmmmm yes, a mere plebian unaware of the flavor sage can imbue on a thread. He probably only lurks Page 0 as weeeelllllll.

He-Man 18/10/17(Wed)20:11 No. 784433

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>>784421
Does Roberto have to stab a bitch?

[tags4lyf]PEARS 18/10/11(Thu)00:18 No. 784031 [Reply]

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Is anyone here riding out the hurricane coming up into the south from the Florida panhandle? ｡(*^▽^*)ゞ Any stories so far? I am a bit too far north, but may still get some light winds and rain! Soooo much rain... Its bern so long since I have seen the moon. Even out in Portland a few days ago!

ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ(ノ＞＜)ノ｀、ヽ｀☂ヽ｀

Also, does anyone have any recommendations of places to see in Ireland? I will be there next week for about 2 weeks. A supernice person told me of a very nice biodome "The Eden Project" that I went to see last year when I was in England. If you are still here ty for that <3. It was a beautiful day!

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OP 18/10/16(Tue)21:02 No. 784365

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Hi Everyone! (●´∀｀)ノ

Sorry for the late reply, I am currently waiting for my Aer Lingus flight. I am super early!

>>784036
<3

>>784039
Hmm, I will look into that thx!

>>784092
I do enjoy outdoor hiking and things if the weather is nice. Even if it is poor weather, its ok! I am prepared for drizzle and rain if need be. That stairway to heaven in Northern Ireland sounds like a nice place to get a full days walk in. Yes! I will be driving 2 days after I fly into Dublin. A BMW 5 series or equivalent. I will have it for exactly 2 weeks. It should be more than enough time to see most of the island.

>>784106
I was in Portland, Oregon. Ive never been to Maine. It is definitely a place I want to spend some time in someday!
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Novice Equestrian 18/10/17(Wed)02:03 No. 784380

>>784365
>Guiness is so filling though!
Guinness isn't so much a beer as a meal.

There's basically multiple formulations of Guinness. There's one for Dublin. One for Ireland. One for the rest of the UK. And finally one they send everywhere else.

If you're going to Dublin and you're partial to Guinness you'll want to check it out (a pub in Dublin would work too so long as its on draught).

Extra Stout used to be the formulation they'd send to India before they figured out how to make a slightly more regular tasting Guinness survive that long (also distribution methods improved so it didn't take as long to reach India).

My favorite UK beer is Old Speckled Hen but only if you're in the UK. The export version loses too much flavor. And it's amazing how much better it tastes warm.

herp 18/10/17(Wed)05:11 No. 784401

>>784365
I knew you being that close was silly! No one comes here! :P

[tags4lyf]PEARS 18/10/13(Sat)20:13 No. 784180 [Reply]

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Any Miku Fanboys still out there?

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Marisa Kirisame 18/10/15(Mon)11:29 No. 784296

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>>784283
I didn't you see >>784289

You now have the choice: You can get some vegetable up you ass or have some waffle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-1DaNyZcnE

Bob Ross 18/10/15(Mon)14:00 No. 784299

If you're threatening to shove a leek in someone's ass I think you underestimate the type of sexual deviants the staff are.

derp 18/10/16(Tue)20:24 No. 784364

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>>784299
Sorry that you thought it would a threat and it's not only the staff which is perverted in here.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 18/09/02(Sun)08:58 No. 782937 [Reply]

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I airwolfed up big time yesterday.

So I'm in college and I've never been in a relationship before, never kissed anyone, never even held hands. And I get in touch with this girl I used to know. She and I keep texting back and forth and we become very close. I don't know if it was just my lack of experience with girls but I felt she was sending me signals.

So, since we didn't live close, I had this brilliant idea that I'd ask her to start sexting. Worst decision ever. She was clearly disgusted and blocked me immediately. I tried to tell her it's for a meme because why the airwolf not.

Now she's spreading the story and I can kiss my social life goodbye. What should I do?

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tee 18/10/15(Mon)23:59 No. 784323

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>>784312
Good one!
But I think it's wrong to blame Steve Jobs for this cancer!

zeneslev 18/10/16(Tue)17:19 No. 784353

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>.mp4 | .gif
Seriously, I could strangle a dozen or so web admins over this.
Every site that has a button or link that says "download gif" and gives you an airwolfing video file: admin found strangled to death.
Every site that has a button that lets you post or "upload" a 'gif' but then presents you with a selection of prepared, pre-rendered videos to choose from: admin found floating in a river naked, likely strangled to death:
Every site that lets you upload a gif file, then renders it into a still as a .jpg for no reason at all; admin found disemboweled and strangled with his own intestines.

Graphics Interchange Format.

It's not a generic airwolfing term.

He-Man 18/10/16(Tue)18:18 No. 784360

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>>784353
It's rarely the devs fault, it's usually the client that request airwolfing strawberryed shit and the dev can either try, to no avail, to correct the client or they can get paid.