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N3X15 17/06/20(Tue)05:40 No. 768324 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Spider Expert 17/06/28(Wed)19:23 No. 768658

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Optimus Prime 17/06/28(Wed)19:23 No. 768659

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Liru Fanboy 17/06/28(Wed)19:24 No. 768660

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ian 17/06/28(Wed)19:21 No. 768656 [Reply]

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Hi. My name is afzal mahmood, obviously male. I am here to sell my sister's body, she knows exactly what is going on so you can discuss it with her if you don't believe me. You can either message me on kik at afzmah or contact her on kik with zaymahmood

I will be able to hand out a price there and then however she will have to find out your interests then contact me for a quote.

All proceeds go to my father's bank account and if I reach the target amount. He has allowed me to have a go on my sister. Hit us up!

My kik afzmah
Her kik zaymahmood

Bob Ross 17/06/27(Tue)01:25 No. 768571 [Reply]

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Hey /b/,

What is the best way to commit suicide. I've narrowed it down to revolver, .38 special to the side of my head. Drug overdose, maybe valium or some kind of pain medication. And maybe just hanging myself.

I'd like to make it quick enough to kill me in between calling 911 and them arriving so my fiancee wont have to find me.

Any advice?

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Bill 17/06/28(Wed)05:48 No. 768631

Listen to this guy.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/06/28(Wed)10:34 No. 768646

You can't kill yourself if you have a fiance. You would airwolf someone's life up so much. Either you proposed or you said yes. Either way, it's really not fair to do that and then just kill yourself.

r000t 17/06/28(Wed)19:08 No. 768654

.38 to the face is best.

Bill 17/05/23(Tue)18:41 No. 766683 [Reply]

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This past Saturday the missus and I came upon an accident (pic related).
I directed the driver of the car to return to his vehicle; he didn't need to see the scene.
The motorcyclist was face down in the street; his helmet keeping his nose off the asphalt. He looked at us and blinked when we asked him to. His breathing was fast becoming shallow. I grabbed his wallet (in b4 nigged an accident victim) and got his name. There were now 6 or 7 people around yelling at him to keep fighting, to not fall asleep, to blink.
His pulse was so weak ...then undetectable. We log rolled him and started chest compressions. As I looked into his eyes, urging him to keep on, to blink and let me know he was still with us, he locked his gaze with me and gave me two blinks... He broke his gaze and I yelled at him to not give up. He looked back at me. His eyes dilated and froze as if he was looking into a reverse sun. I closed and opened his eyes. His pupils were fixed. His ghost had gone.
I told the others. Showed my wife. Her years working in neurosurgery told her the score.
I held his head steady with my left hand placing my right on the now third anon to give chest compressions. He's gone I told the anon.
WE CANT JUST GIVE UP ON HIM! anon screamed.
OK, resetting my hands to stabilize the head and neck I said, let's go let's do this.
I looked at anon. His face was helplessness and panic. Anon was becoming winded. Sweat and tears were falling on the corpse. My wife told anon to take a break. She took over compressions.
Anon stepped away. Everyone but the wife and me had backed away, looking at us and the corpse. The firetruck was pulling up over the hill. I looked at my wife to tell her we could stop. She pursed her lips and cut her eyes at the gawking bystanders. We were working so everyone else there did not have hope die.
I shook my head to the negative at the approaching fireman. The corpse began to convulse. The fireman kneeled and we gave him the run down. He looked at the thrashing corpse, us "trying" to save the man, and the surrounding crowd. With a sad smile he took over compressions. The other emergency personnel filled in. As they wrapped the collar around his neck I let go. The corpse's now bare top was covered in medical leads and a mixture of professional and jailhouse tattoos.
I looked over and saw the driver of the car distraught sitting alone. We approached, took his hands, hugged, and told him the other guy was being looked after. They had him on the way to the hospital and would do their best.
This anon had no one there nor anyone that was answering his phone calls. We stayed with him. I ran to a nearby restaurant, bought a grilled chicken breast for his dog, and got him a little bowl of water. Over the next three hours us and the dog consoled anon while the crime scene investigators did their job. Finally a chaplain showed up and broke th Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Nyan Cat 17/06/26(Mon)23:12 No. 768569

>It was a thought too crass to act on.
Yeah. Don't want to look bad in front of the dead guy and crowd of slack jawed yokels

He-Man 17/06/28(Wed)16:14 No. 768651

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good point. I liked to say I was more concerned knowing I would give into temptation and post a pic if I got it and how it would affect his family if they stumbled across it, how that would look on me.
But it's more accurate to say I wanted to forget what I saw as quickly as possible, not hold on to it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy gore. Turns out I only like 2D gore and not 3D
pic unrelated

p4ch3c0 17/06/28(Wed)17:45 No. 768652

>I enjoy gore.
>I only like 2D gore and not 3D
guro and gore are two different things, pansy.

Brony 17/02/16(Thu)06:32 No. 762691 [Reply]

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In what order should I read and respond to posts in a thread?

Should I just go in order, or should I follow the replies?

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derp 17/05/28(Sun)09:01 No. 767182

You'll feel it, in your penis.

Spiderman 17/06/28(Wed)03:03 No. 768624

No, but the thing is, I just post one reply at a time.

Weeabot 17/06/28(Wed)13:15 No. 768650

If only...

Lorf 16/10/08(Sat)05:24 No. 758507 [Reply]

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The faculty is crazy enough, but the real crazies are in the administration. … The faculty used to rule. Your professors used to run the place. They don’t anymore. Now you have layers of bureaucracy and management sitting on top of the faculty, paid vast salaries, whose job is to find something for themselves to do. And so what the something have turned into is enlarging the universities, you know, making them these huge businesses.

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Moot 17/05/28(Sun)08:28 No. 767179


Moot 17/06/27(Tue)19:53 No. 768618

You mean ISFLC?

Cause SFL is kinda SJW themselves.

zeneslev 17/06/28(Wed)13:11 No. 768649

So many airwolfing failchan users in this thread. Holy shit, I can smell you through the internet.

derp 17/06/28(Wed)12:51 No. 768647 [Reply]

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i made sum music, what do y'all nigglets think?


Sonichu 17/06/28(Wed)12:54 No. 768648

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Christian Weston Chandler 17/05/20(Sat)07:12 No. 766405 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

Youtube  The 90's alt-rock thread >>763245 is in auto-sage.
Nos vidania, old thread.

That doesn't mean we have to recognize the passage of time.

ITT: It's still the 1990s.

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Sonichu 17/06/28(Wed)07:38 No. 768640

Youtube  Once more into the breach dear friends, breeding is an ugly thing

r000t 17/06/28(Wed)07:48 No. 768641

Youtube  >>767493
Technically 80's, and this one too, however I recall both continuing to be in rotation throughout the 90s.

Quite acceptable.

PrettyPony 17/06/28(Wed)08:00 No. 768643

Youtube  ...it's alright...

herp 17/04/30(Sun)10:29 No. 765001 [Reply]

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h 17/05/23(Tue)11:58 No. 766658

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Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 17/05/23(Tue)16:53 No. 766678

факен аринжи

Closet Furry 17/06/28(Wed)06:29 No. 768633

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Moot 17/06/09(Fri)22:46 No. 767794 [Reply]

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Are you staying safe, Anon?

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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/06/10(Sat)05:29 No. 767807

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poe 17/06/10(Sat)05:31 No. 767808

You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn chips and masturbate.

Sure you do.

Steve 17/06/28(Wed)06:28 No. 768632

i2p is cool.

Glad to see there's another i2person besides me.

It's good for IRC.

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