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MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN r000t ## Admin ## 16/11/12(Sat)00:04 No. 759941 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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In order to keep /b/ from being spammed with endless threads about the election and to free up /777/ for other trial boards, we've created a Civics board.

Please discuss all politics/civics here or your posts will be deleted: >>>/civ/




Weeabot 16/11/14(Mon)00:40 No. 759966 [Reply]
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Scotty
Period: 3
It was a melancholy day in the mysterious land of Valencia, California. Scotty, the protagonist of this pathetic story, was sitting at home watching terrible auditions from a stereotypical singing contest TV show to boost his self esteem by seeing others fail. If he only knew what would become of that day, he could have avoided the disaster. But he didn’t know! He didn’t know…
As he was laughing at people’s dreams being crushed, he heard a loud crash and suddenly a truck burst through the front wall of his house. Scotty looked in shock “Oh my glob, a truck crashed into my house!” he exclaimed, although no one was home to hear him say it so he looked like a schizophrenic imbecile. He looked in the driver’s seat where he saw a middle aged man in a spandex suit. The man grunted and softly spoke, “The carrots…you are now the guardian of the carrots…”. The man died. Scotty disregarded what the man said and opened the truck, ignoring the fact that his house was near demolished. When he opened the back of the truck, he saw it. “100 carrots!”, screamed the giddy Scotty. Scotty was indifferent about carrots actually, and was speaking to himself again.
Now that he thought about it, Scotty was kind of hungry. He started the feast. Carrot stew, carrot pie, carrot juice, he ate all the carrots in his culinary creations. Suddenly he started to feel all tingly, and as he looked down he noticed his skin had turned orange. Before he knew it, it seemed his house had grown, or at least he had shrunk. He managed to look in his window reflection to see that he had become a carrot! This was the birth of Valencia’s least-favorite apathetic super hero, Carrot Lad! He sat there for days, doing nothing because he was a carrot. Suddenly his dad came home from a business trip. Tim, his dad, was in shock because of the disaster of the house. In the ruins, Tim found only a carrot. That carrot was of course Scotty. Suddenly a bird swooshed through the wreckage and snatched the carrotfied Scotty. Tim didn’t care, because it was only a carrot. If Scotty had a mouth, he would have screamed, but he didn’t. He had no idea what was going to happen. “Is this thing going to eat me? Do carrots feel pain? Wait did that guy in the truck die? Das cray cray.”. Suddenly the bird dropped him, and he plopped into a garbage truck. He was in there for days it felt like, but then again carrots don’t have sensory nerves to feel nor do they have able thought process.
Suddenly the garbage truck shook, and when he looked around , he realized there were 99 other carrots in the back of the truck with him. “Oh what’s happening man?!” he thought with his wee carrot/human hybrid mind. Suddenly the truck had a crash. He looked around to see that he was in his house again. A sense of relief struck him until he heard “The carrots…you are now the guardian of the carrots…”. Before he knew it, he was being picke Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Marisa Kirisame 17/02/24(Fri)03:09 No. 762840

>>762408
A bad Mk. VI is still a VI


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Nyan Cat 17/02/24(Fri)19:24 No. 762857

>>762840
hence the inflated eBay prices thanks to people with a bad case of Selmeritis refusing to acknowledge that other saxophone brands are worth owning and playing.




Homicide 17/01/24(Tue)16:42 No. 762161 [Reply]
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homosexuality isn't normal, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but it is not normal

why won't people stop normalizing sexual deviations


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symbion 17/02/24(Fri)16:46 No. 762848

>>762845
Triggered?


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Liru Fanboy 17/02/24(Fri)18:52 No. 762851

am i the only one here that doesn't really see exactly what harm to society that faggots have on us? Yeah, they airwolf the same gender. And?


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[tags4lyf]PEARS 17/02/24(Fri)19:16 No. 762856

>>762847
>>762848
If everyone's triggered, it's as meaningless as if no one is.




4chan user 17/02/22(Wed)11:23 No. 762805 [Reply]
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When I wake up tomorrow I'm gonna delete all the political threads on /b/


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Nyan Cat 17/02/24(Fri)01:52 No. 762838

Politics sucks honestly. Its good to stay abreast of the world but the sort of person who sits around on the internet thinking that if everyone just need to listen to them and the world would finally be fixed needs to get a clue.


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zeneslev 17/02/24(Fri)07:20 No. 762846

>>762838
But it's just so fun to slam a clue stick over someone else's head.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/02/24(Fri)19:05 No. 762855

ITT politics!




Lorf 17/02/21(Tue)04:00 No. 762782 [Reply]
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If human beings have radio frequencies that are complementing each others, does that mean they have already died and their torn souls are being filling in the gaps for each other?


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O.P. 17/02/24(Fri)19:00 No. 762853
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really makes you think


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Brony 17/02/24(Fri)19:04 No. 762854
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That makes no damn sense!




Spiderman 17/02/23(Thu)18:19 No. 762830 [Reply]
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Black girls thread go


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4chan user 17/02/24(Fri)19:00 No. 762852
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Am I doing it right?




Conductor Cat 16/10/02(Sun)11:04 No. 758054 [Reply]
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psychiatrists: *diagnoses almost everyone who has depression as a symptom with mdd because it’s easy*

psychiatrists: *immediately prescribes ssris regardless of the fact that they can be extremely dangerous to people with other illnesses*

anti self-dxers: you need to see a psychiatrist because misdiagnosing yourself is The Most Dangerous Thing and also is single handedly responsible for the stigma around mental illness


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ian 17/02/22(Wed)23:09 No. 762814

>>762563
Government bureaucracy sucks until you encounter insurance company bureaucracy.

There's a reason insurance company buildings are surrounded by golf courses. And its not like employees don't play golf. During business hours. On the clock.


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Mudkip 17/02/24(Fri)18:08 No. 762849

You are right about that bro


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Spider Expert 17/02/24(Fri)18:38 No. 762850

>>759145
LOL Americans are pig disgusting.




Bob Ross 17/02/24(Fri)03:57 No. 762841 [Reply]
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I can't believe I'm doing this... but I need your advice, /b/.
I come home today to find 8 or 9 select images from my CP collection on my monitor. The really hardcore stuff. I'm sure some of you have seen the set of the 6 year old girl in the dog collar crying while she's molested. That kinda caliber of stuff.
I know I'm airwolfed. I never leave my PC on when I'm at work, and I certainly don't leave CP onscreen. I walk into the kitchen and my girlfriend is sitting at the table eating a sandwhich. This is it. I'm proper airwolfed.
"Hey" "So... are you into that kinda stuff?" no point denying the obvious "Yea... I mean... airwolf I've never done anything to any kids or anything. I've never paid anyone. I... it's just the way I'm wired I guess. Shit I dunno..." "Huh... you know there's places where you can do stuff like that." "What?" She slides some travel brochures for thailand and the phillipines over the table. "Maybe we should think about somewhere else for vacation instead of new york this year."
She gets up, puts her plate in the sink, gives me a kiss on the cheek, and leaves for class.
This has to be a trick. She must be setting me up for the death penalty or something. God wouldn't let me be this happy. There's no way in hell I can have a pedo girlfriend.
Sadly... I'm in your hands, /b/.


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Nyan Cat 17/02/24(Fri)04:11 No. 762842

>no evidence
gb2niggertits


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h 17/02/24(Fri)04:27 No. 762843
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OP obviously copied that from http://tanasinn.info/wiki/Kopipe:Paedophilia
What a loser!


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h 17/02/24(Fri)04:36 No. 762844

>>762842
He was probably b& from there.




N3X15 16/10/16(Sun)02:39 No. 758995 [Reply]
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What is sex?

What is gender?


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r000t 17/02/12(Sun)10:18 No. 762565

>>759669
You're transphobic!


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Conductor Cat 17/02/14(Tue)20:49 No. 762635

>>762565
And you're a faglord.


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Christian Weston Chandler 17/02/23(Thu)20:09 No. 762835

>>759311
You mean like, biology and sociology?




Brony 16/05/05(Thu)10:38 No. 752593 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Does anyone have experience mining bitcoin?
I'm in university housing, so I have free electricity, so I was thinking I might as well mine some bitcoin.
I was wondering what the best miner is if we're not considering electricity cost.


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N3X15 17/01/21(Sat)01:20 No. 762042

Shillcoin


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PrettyPony 17/02/23(Thu)13:45 No. 762828

>>752622
Yea, I estimate it might take about a year.




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