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Anonymous 26/01/17(Sat)03:41 No. 842286

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This is an important warning to everyone

look at this picture and you will see that the ALIEN has the little finger expand out

Just like the tv series "The Invaders" warned us
We need to be more aware of what is going on around us
Is there an Alien near right?

stay alert, stay frosty

Anonymous 26/01/17(Sat)04:21 No. 842288

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astral_projection

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfm7cOJfOjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNM2tV3PA_8

Anonymous 26/01/17(Sat)23:19 No. 842311

Yes Aliens are infesting peoples heads
It's true, I watched all of Brain Dead
Those ants are everywhere

Anonymous 26/03/18(Wed)16:33 No. 843450

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>>842286
OP should be spitroasted by 2 ayy lmao futas.

Anonymous 26/03/19(Thu)02:42 No. 843457

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>>843450

Anonymous 26/05/06(Wed)06:52 No. 844306

massive visual changes to people and reality can be for many reasons

don't go mad or feel 'something seems massively wrong'

because it's just 'chemical changes in the air or wind'

it's like how come every five seconds the sixth second takes three or four seconds to pass

just some shit out our jurisdicition

like the newly farmed things in the sea that look like spewing penises that were only found the past couple of years

massive changes in reality

its probably chemicals

drink water
take a sleep pill

never panic

never panic

Anonymous 26/05/06(Wed)06:53 No. 844307

like chemicals in the air prostitutes use so you believe you have a big cock,

it will pass

Anonymous 26/05/06(Wed)11:05 No. 844341

>never panic
roger that sir

Anonymous 26/06/09(Tue)02:30 No. 845012

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Hmmm, if only pocket computers came with
"don't panic" as wallpaper
Nah, it would not halp

Anonymous 26/06/12(Fri)16:44 No. 845068

Certifiable schiz

Anonymous 26/06/13(Sat)17:23 No. 845078

>>845068

>Certifiable

Blow it out your ass

Anonymous 26/06/29(Mon)23:24 No. 845287

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D.I. Pervert Nurse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhvtv4mNULI&list=RDMhvtv4mNULI&start_radio=1

You're in the hospital
And you're hurt
And here comes your favorite Pervert Nurse
And she's so clean
And she's so neat
And a week of therapy and everything may work again
Because...

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse

Now you're in therapy
In the bath
A shot, to make you feel so good
She's there
To check you
And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do
Because...

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse

[Spoken in Megaphone]
Test tubes
Blood Pressure
Hemoglobin layer
Sugar count
You're a diabetic, my friend

Here comes the pill
And it's deep
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection
And you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack
You know it, with your...

With your Pervert...
With your Pervert Nurse
Pervert, Nurse. Pervert,...
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
(Go!)

(Yow!)

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
Shuttle down that alleyway
Not much time to waste
Feel the pain inside
Feel the pain inside
Can't you feel in burning?
Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to me
It's all the same

Nurse: "Now don't worry, big boy. This won't hurt a bit."

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