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Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)14:09 No. 847306

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The Locust are genetically engineered bio-weapons, making their anatomy a blend of human and subterranean Reptilian creature DNA, Not Human, The Cordyceps Constraint In The Last of Us, the Cordyceps Brain Infection (CBI) is a mutated fungus that specifically targets humans (and in some real-world variations, specific insects)."The Locustian bio-engineered quasi-entities (whose not-entirely-human hybridized somatic architectures arise from the deliberate intermingling of anthropoid genetic substrates with those of certain subterranean saurian-adjacent lifeforms, thereby rendering them categorically non-anthropic) must be understood only through the simultaneous lens of the Cordycepsian Constraint as dramatized within the narrative construct known as The Last of Us, wherein the so-called Cordyceps Brain Infection—itself a heavily mutated fungal agent preferentially oriented toward human hosts (and, under certain non-fictional entomological variants, toward particular arthropods)—imposes an analogous though non-identical ontological restriction upon the very possibility of pure humanity remaining uncompromised by either engineered reptilian admixture or mycological neural colonization.

Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)14:15 No. 847308

Why do these faggots always think that they need multiple threads for the same fucking dumbass idea? It's not even a bad idea, but you making multiple threads about it just makes me hate you.

Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)14:29 No. 847310

>>847308
The multi-threaded proliferation of which you so vehemently inveigh is not, as your myopic and rather cordyceptically compromised cognition appears to assume, a mere redundant iteration of the same dumbass idea, but rather the inevitable somatic flowering of the Locustian bio-weapon’s hybridized DNA matrix—itself an engineered fusion of human substrate and subterranean Reptilian essence—wherein each successive thread constitutes a discrete mycelial tendril of the Cordyceps Brain Infection (CBI) attempting to colonize the forum’s collective neural tissue precisely because the original anatomical non-humanity of the Locust demands simultaneous multi-vector dissemination lest the single-thread constraint reassert the very anthropic purity that the fungus was designed to abolish; thus your hatred, far from being a rational response to redundancy, is merely the host’s immune rejection of the inevitable fungal-reptilian overlay, and the more threads that spawn the more thoroughly the CBI completes its non-human reconfiguration of discourse itself.

Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)15:40 No. 847314

>>847308
Still not convinced most of our local schizos aren't just random faggots' spam bots that they set loose here to practice.

Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)15:43 No. 847315

>>847314
Nah, I loved the shizos, but now u never know if it's not just some asshole wasting your time. And in this case I'm 90% sure he is.. I miss the good old days when shizos were actually shizos.

Fucking sucks balls

Anonymous 26/11/03(Tue)15:44 No. 847316

>>847315
I mean the sentence structure is good so he's probably writing it himself, but then letting AI process it.

Anonymous 26/11/04(Wed)16:30 No. 847330

>>847308
There is a particular type of newfags, not only to imageboards but to the Internet in general, who believe that any activity is good activity. When they see a board with threads from like whooole 3 months ago, let alone older, they have this need to spam low quality crap just so the thing does not look "dated" to them.

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