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One time I was at the laundromat and had just finished adding my soap when an old man got my attention. He asked what I was putting in the washer. To most people, this would have seemed like an accusation of machine tampering but I knew what it was right away. You see, I don't bring my entire bottle of wash soap with me when I do laundry. The idea of accidentally leaving a whole bottle behind sucks. I use Persil and that stuff is not cheap. So I fill a screw top plastic jar with plenty of soap for a few loads so if I forget it, who cares? All I'm out is the jar. So I explained this to the old guy and he said he thought I was using some kind of charcoal additive or something. I shrugged, started the washer, and went outside.