I was inspired by a story on here previously called "The Three Amigos" to write my own X-Change story. since OP seems to have vanished I figure now is as good a time as any. This is my first piece.

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You know, I never really got how stupid horniness made you until what happened to me last summer. Me, Duncan, and Nam played Street Fighter Alpha at my house while my parents were at work. We were inseparable, always playing fighting games, reading comics, or doing other mindless teen shit. Being young, dumb and horny brought us together in many ways. Nam always had connections to seedy underground Korean shit he got from his uncle. This meant we’d always have the hook up to all types of imported smut, comics, and games native to the country at the time. Duncan and I were 90% sure the shit was illegal but that only made it better.

One of the things Nam had that piqued our interest was X-Change. He had a bottle full of the stuff, stolen from his uncle’s trash after, according to Nam, his uncle got cold feet and decided to pass on them. Nam, who was a real chatter-shit when he knew about something, told us all about it.

“I’m telling you guys, this shit is the real deal! I saw one tape where a man took 1 pill” He shoves his finger into Duncan’s face. “JUST 1 PILL! Next thing you know this fuckin’ guy looks like Kate Winslet! If I take this shit, I’m gonna look like Hee-Sun!” “Who the FUCK is Hee-Sun, Nam?” Duncan blurts out jokingly in-between mashing nonsense on his controller. Now, I’m not the best fighting game player on the planet, but I definitely was the best player in the room. Nam and Duncan had a nasty habit of button-mashing with no strategy involved. Days would go by where I’d clean house, only to finally be beaten by Nam, with lots of grabs from Birdie on his side. Maybe I had a hidden talent for virtual tactility, or maybe it was because they didn’t have a PlayStation at home. In any case, today was shaping up to be no exception, as I nail the finishing rapid-kicks and K.O Duncan for the win.

“Fuckin’ hell! You see that Nam, your gay yappin’ cost me the damn game!” Nam and I were used to Duncan’s outbursts after losses, so Nam only responded with snickers. This, of course, only made Duncan more riled up. “I mean seriously, if you love those pills so fucking much just take one!” “Yeah, why not?” I chimed in. I normally don’t interject as much when the 3 of us are riffing. It’s not necessarily out of any fear or something, I just never feel the need to really get all that worked up. Nam took our questions with a very sly grin only a questionably raised Korean kid could pull off.

“How’s about a bet on the next game? Loser takes a pill and let me and the winner tear a hole into their newly minted snatch?” Duncan looked at him like he was an alien. “How’s about kiss my ass? Luke’s a goddamn crackhead when it comes to this game, you’re basically asking me to get fucked. LITERALLY!” It was then when I started falling over in laughter. Truth be told, I was kinda sorta interested at this point but mainly in a way a person is interested in seeing two trains crash into each other. “I’ve beaten Luke before, you just gotta focusss.” Nam liked to do this really stupid fucking gesture with his hands, turning his index and thumb into circles, and putting them over his eyes like a jackass. It was funnier than it had any right to be in person, though.

Nam looked over at me and gave me an ultimatum. “OK, what about we go at it? Me vs. You for the X-Change Pill?” Normally, I’d brush him off and end this whole thing, but something about this summer day changed my outlook on things a bit. I want to say I was just a too agreeable, but that wouldn’t be the whole truth, I was horny. Not massively popping boners or anything, but enough. “Just enough” was all I needed to throw that little sliver of rationality, morality, and other smart people shit away.

“Eh sure, why not?” Duncan was floored. He laughed, handing the controller over to Nam. “HAHA, Luke you’re a real case, y’know that? Someone can ask you to kill the president and you’ll go ‘WhY nOt’, its hilarious.” Truth be told, I was confident in my abilities. I’ve bested Nam enough times to know how, and when, to beat him again. I just needed to do it. Part of my mind said “You got this, and if this pill crap does work you’re going to be knee-deep into some puss”. Although, part of me also said “I wonder how it would feel if I did lose, what would I look like as a girl?”