Greetings from Bara, /fag/'s. We usually get flooded by advice threads so an anon(mod?) summarized our usual answers to the most typical asked questions when it comes to gay advice and it seems appropriate for /fag/'s too. -Anonymous I made this topic to help people who come here seeking advice more thoroughly. This is to summarize Bara's stance on relationships and possible relationships in general as well as other problems generally faced by the gay community. Question: I know a guy who claims to be straight but we seem to flirt a lot and it confuses the hell out of me. Bara's Answer: He's most likely either bisexual or a closet gay and secretly wants your dick either way. Bara's typical advice is to take your chances and try to see how racy you can get with him before he backs down or to simply ask him out for a date/sex. Question: My best/close friend is the same way. Answer: This is a great deal more delicate but Bara's answer remains the same except if you like the way things are and are afraid to lose it, then it may be a good idea to just let the thought go. The truth is that you wont be getting anything out of it other than a really close platonic relationship unless you tell him your feelings. If you think you're both close enough that your relationship wont be affected then by all means inform your friend of how you feel. Sometimes a good friendship can be a basis for a very strong relationship when dating. Question: I know a guy who is openly gay but I don't know if he likes me. wtf duh i duh? Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>13156 You get this thing which I believe is called a "Jaw-Line" when you have a majority of testosterone in your body with only trace amounts of other hormones. Also, when your neck isn't the Hindenburg.
Question, What are your feelings on permanently removing hair from your legs/arms? I'd like to have the procedure done but I don't want to do anything permanent without at least some deliberation. How about armpit hair/pubes? On a related note, I have never been able to grow more than a meager form of a goatee (very meager) (I'm 20 going on 21) And I was wondering whether removing all facial hair is OK? I mean I like the idea of it, but I'd like to hear your thoughts...
>>12525 Well, they do have to shave you each time. And it takes about a half dozen 2 hour sessions. Time + equipment lease + profit margin. Yeah.
>>12507 sorry brah
Waxing and epilating are fine, and permanent hair removal from your back or even your legs and arms is probably no big problem, but there are people who are really creeped out by smooth pubes or smooth pits, and even people who adore facial hair, and some day you might want to date one of them enough to let it grow out. That's why, in the interest of keeping my options open, I've chosen not to laser any of mine off permanently.
Sup /fag/s. I'm straight but confused. I'm into farts. I love to hear a girl rip a fart, see her butthole pucker and let out a loud burst of wind. I find it really hot. I often masturbate to the fetish porn, which was the source of my confusion. Once or twice a week I eat a large portion of beans and sit on a rag for hours after, farting into it. During this I browse for good videos of women farting. When I find ones with women making loud trumpet like farts (I don't care what they look like, I close my eyes and pretend it's in my face anyway) I will take out the rag soaked in my own product and put it over my face and inhale every 10 seconds. Anyway, I started watching a video of a hot blond chick and put the rag on. I started listening and the farts she made were heavenly. I could just picture it blowing the bangs out of my face and filling my nose with hot dirty sweetness. I had the best orgasm in my life. Thing is, when I took the rag off I noticed that at some point the women was replaced with a man. I fell in love with the farts and by proxy those who made them. Since it's from a guy, does this make me gay or what? pic unrelated
>>12588 Shush, you're just blowing hot air.
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>>12361 That actually sort of makes sense, that Napoleon would have a sweat fetish. Dude was all about hard work, conquering Europe, maniacal ambition, all that jazz. >>12491 Agreed!
I'm pansexual, so I didn't think that this sort of thing would happen, but today as I walked past an image of a man and a woman making out, I was subconsciously thinking "wrong", and was weirded out that it wasn't two men or two women.... Has anyone else ever experienced this? Bonus points if you're pan/bi.
>>12562 I always call myself gay when I'm actually bisexual. In fairness, I am 'mostly' gay, but not entirely. It's a habit I have to break. Pansexual (or omnisexual) is a near-meaningless term used by bisexuals who want to avoid calling themselves as such. It should be dropped from the English language.
>>12638 I meant something more along the lines of "this would be fun to do" not "I need this in my life." And, I was criticizing the extent that fags cheat. 3 ways are not cheating if your partner consents to it. I personally don't understand where the idea came from that we are supposed to have only one sexual partner for our entire lives but I hate dishonesty/cheating.
>>12521 >>since many gays (myself included) consider bisexuals to be deeply confused about who they really are, bisexuals are often seen as untrustworthy or even duplicitous by their very nature That seems like women complaining that they hate all gays because of gay men like Ted Haggard who marry women and then cheat on them with men. >>12562 >>in 90% of cases, people claiming to be bisexual are doing so to appear less gay Oh, c'mon, now. First, how do you know why they're saying that and how true it is? Second, people used to say that no one is really gay, and that gays were just "confused" or "going through a phase." You're telling me you're going to turn around and do exactly the same thing to bis? >>12703 It's important to call cheating "cheating" and not "promiscuity" when you're explaining your frustration, because otherwise you're insulting all those promiscuous non-cheaters who have three ways, or sleep around a lot when they're single, or whatever.
what is snorkeling?
You are now envisioning Rahm Emanuel naked, furiously accosting you in the Congressional showers. His chief of staff dangles tantalizingly between his toned thighs, his eyes are alight with fire, sparks fly from his mouth. You can see the passion behind his pupils: the anger, the burning, the desire. As his verbal tirade increases in intensity, his body ushers ever so closer to your own. You can feel the heat from the shower spray against your back and the flame from his blistering ire against your chest. He stabs you in the sternum with his finger, each touch like a red hot poker to your most perfect pressure point. But just then, as he pauses for breath, you lose your balance and cascade forward, capturing his lips in a searing embrace. Your hands land upon his sculpted back, your chest heaves against his, and just the slightest hint of peach fuzz tickles your pecs. Without meaning to, your grip slips, and your hands fall down, down, latching onto the first point of contact they can find: Rahm's perfectly round glutes. They're soft to the touch, yet tighten under your grip. In his surprise, Rahm's hips buck forward. The tip of his member graces the crown of yours before coming together with the skin of your sack. Your heads brush past each other as your shafts collide, creating beautiful friction all the way along your skin. Rahm's gaze is transfixed to yours. You search his eyes frantically, begging for the slightest hint that what he feels for you is even a fraction of what you feel for him. But there is no comfort in those steely eyes: no reciprocation or desire. You are now a dead man, and Mr. Emanuel will make sure you know it.
>>12760 whoa D= i lolcamed
>>12760 That vicious, maniacal midget has negative sex appeal. Obama loses sex appeal just by having Rahm as his henchman.
Fags, what is your view on piercings? I Like ear piercings and not-too-massive gauges. I also quite like eyebrow but is that just too homo? What are your opinions? Pic vaguely related because the guy looks hawt with gauges.
>>12768 Yes i know you do. <3 Also, moar of >>12558
>>12779 >god >wrong god your gay. lolwut?
>>12558 looks good >>12779 once a nipple or cock piercing heals up, it supposedly feels really good when people play with it >>12780 that's all just hokum
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Saw a super cute boy today at Uni. He was like the perfect twink, really slim and his skin was so shiney and soft. He looked like the guy in the pic but with black hair and brown eyes. He smiled at me and stared at me; I exchanged a few glances with him but was too shy to make it obvious. I'm also straight acting and not out to anyone I know. So I walked past him and exchanged a last glance at him, he was still smiling and looking straight at me. How can I make it obvious to him I like him if I see him again without anyone around me noticing?
>>12773 You could just say you're bi and dating men now. It would relieve you of having to explain lying to him in the past. In my case, I didn't tell him, he called me out on it. It turns out his little brother is very openly gay so he was familiar with gay guys and knew exactly what I was doing.
>>12767 I was saying that I'm an ass, not that I want them to check out my ass, as in I'd hope they'd judge me on things that either affect them or affect me. The thing I was trying to get at is that my sexuality is not a huge thing. Maybe that's a symptom of closetitis, but I can't really imagine myself acting any other way. Well, I guess I could shake my ass at my straight friends more.
>>D'you think he'd be offended if he thought I wanted to keep it a secret? There are a lot of guys who are into guys but don't want to come out to anyone, so if he's openly gay and fairly experienced, he's heard it before. He might refuse to date you under those circumstances, and might even be offended, but if he's a college boy and thinks you're hot, which it sounds like he is and does, he'll probably go for it. >>I think, when I see him again, I'm gonna just friendly with him and see how things go. I wont say anything about my feelings, just be friendly and try to get to know him. Good call. >>I train in boxing; do you have any idea how homophobic boxing circuits are? I could kiss my boxing career goodbye. It's your choice, and I won't condemn you if you decide not to come out, or at least to establish a career before you come out, especially considering your dad. But remember, not too long ago it was completely unacceptable to be an openly gay architect or politician or lawyer or actor or anything else, and it didn't change until a few of them were brave enough and tough enough to come out. >>12751 The trick is to flirt with your eyes, and make sure that way that they're interested, before you walk up to them.
Gay christians. I don't think I would ever touch one.
Christianity has many, many flaws. Such as many religions do. I try not to judge the religion one follows, but what come out of their heart. There's a lot of good, gay supporting Christians out there. Judging one merely because of their faith is probably one of the most ignorant things one could say, besides being racist/ homophobic. I myself am a very very VERY loosely based Gnostic Christian, but I hate using those terms too much. Dated a pastor's boy for around 7 months when I was younger tho. Cheated on me, eh, life goes on.
>>12052 >Biggest dick I've ever seen. Do you mean he had a huge penis, or he was a douchebag?