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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 14/08/09(Sat)09:21 No. 43528

Just as many others have said, a looseness on moderation is needed. And a post notifying all 7chan users on the front page should also be beneficial.
Yours truly,
Johnathan Smith

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 14/03/13(Thu)22:16 No. 42747 [Reply]

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Hello John.
What do you think about the fate of reading on this world? From what I see around me, less and less people enjoy or pertain to this amazing activity.

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John Smith 14/04/08(Tue)22:20 No. 42914

I do wonder if that's a work-in-progress, johnsred.

There's the anti-education, pro-religious selection sets, where the dumbest christfags, mormons, & mudslimes who favor the brain physiology utilized in those ends, are primarily only breeding with other of the same, preferring and guaranteeing a distinct lineage of superstitious, tribal, aggressive, xenophobic, nationalistic people. Much like the dumb Africans that stayed behind in Africa when the great migration happened. They stayed dumb, were left in the dust, and suffered for it greatly when the wanderers came back having innovated, and bought & sold them as the niggers of the world.

But a simpler divide, which originally was purely geographical, which we now call "racial", creates a definite distinction. Even if 50%, hell, even if 75% of people would interbreed outside their ancestral geographic in-group, as long as there remains people who continue to select those with exaggerated desirable traits traditional to their culture, we're going to continue to see some highly differentiated lineages on the extremes. Culturally, there'll be less differentiation though, as cultures homogenize out, to shit.

John Smith 14/08/20(Wed)13:06 No. 43575

Hello Johns, I decided to stop by /eh/ and found that this was the last thread, and that the last post was made over ten years ago.

I have nothing of merit to really add to the conversation, except that I always tell myself I should read more, and resolve to begin the next day, yet every day I find that I have not taken any interest to fulfill said resolution.

John Smith 14/08/20(Wed)13:09 No. 43576

And immediately after posting this, I realized my mistake, and had quite the chuckle at my incredulity. I must profess that it is 4 in the morning, and I am clearly in desperate need of sleep.

Eh well, maybe some other John will happen to see this passing by and also get a chuckle out of it

John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)06:49 No. 43570 [Reply]

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Recently quit gaming.

Aside from reading and exercising what hobbies could I engage in?

John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)07:48 No. 43571

Honestly, it really depends on your, age, interests, and locations. Personal hobbies I have it paintballing, archery, snowboard/skiing. I used to bike and hike, but not anymore. What I would recommend doing is finding a hobby you like, and something that you can benefit from in the future. Here's a really awful example that work for this -> Learn palm reading, easy access to flirting with the ladies c;

John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)20:55 No. 43573

Music is a choice. It seems that everyone wants to try to learn the guitar at least once in their life, but any instrument that you could live with would be fine.

John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)23:03 No. 43574

I always recommend it but don't actually practice it myself.

John Smith 14/02/06(Thu)23:25 No. 42467 [Reply]

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So…what kind of laugh do you have, John?

Whenever I laugh, I have one of those silent, visually-expressive laughs which causes everyone around me to look at me with confusion. I don't like the way I laugh.

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John Smith 14/08/12(Tue)06:44 No. 43547

Perhaps you blew your funny fuse.


Has it always been like that?

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)11:44 No. 43564

That's the exact kind of laugh I have OP

John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)20:50 No. 43572

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I only laugh with any volume and intensity when I'm laughing at something absurd. Half of that is genuine laughter when I find humor in an absurd situation, and the other half is affected, derisive laughter at people who seem unaware of the absurdity of their actions.

Most of the rest of my laughs range from silent like the OP to a suppressed, wheezy chuckle not entirely unlike Muttley.

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)12:45 No. 43565 [Reply]

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i've been meaning to get back into drawing, but i can't find any pencils. thus, i decided to go to the store and buy one. however, each day i've found myself forgetting to grab a pencil when i go out.

may i borrow a pencil?

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)21:35 No. 43568


John Smith 14/08/16(Sat)13:43 No. 43569

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Yeah, sure. Here you go.

John Smith 14/08/14(Thu)17:54 No. 43561 [Reply]

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This was a recent listverse post:


This is more romantic than erotic, but is there a word for the feeling that she experiences? I get this a lot. I get it when I listen to 'radioactive' by marina and the diamonds, but ''radioactive'' is just a metaphor.

I feel it is the antithesis to everything that is /eh/. I feel it should be known, so I can read up on how to avoid it.

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)10:08 No. 43563

I tried to read that, but only made it to "our beautiful city", before encountering 2 critical errors:

1, it's not your city, you don't own it, the city will be there for thousands of years, and you'll only have wandered around it for a handful of decades.

2. cities are filthy sprawling blights upon the land. Human hives that pave over their food sources, pollute the water, and waste the sunlight granted them. Like cancerous tumors, they consume resources from outside at far greater cost and detriment to all that surrounds them. They are artificial environments displacing functional natural environments, and made as chintzy, flimsy, and fake as possible, like exhibits in a zoo as playgrounds for their unwitting inhabitants, where truth is beauty, they are lies upon the the literal and figurative landscape. Anyone who says cities are beautiful has no concept of beauty, and I cannot take anything such a silly person says with any amount of seriousness.

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)19:25 No. 43567

but John, that's just your thoughts at this moment. You sound bitter. Just let her be happy and we'll try to make you happy here. Everyone is happy here. All the time. Why can't you just conform?

John Smith 14/08/13(Wed)18:24 No. 43557 [Reply]

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I recently had a minor flood requiring me to tear up my basement flooring.

I am considering replacing the flooring with soft tile mats as per pic related instead of much more costlier repairs, such as interior weeping tile system.

John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)12:49 No. 43566

that's a good idea, john. but make sure to think of the pros and cons that come with it. will it be easy to clean? easy to replace? strong enough to hold furniture, etc?

if you find it to be worth it, go for it.
i hope you have a good day, buddy.

John Smith 14/08/12(Tue)06:33 No. 43546 [Reply]

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Somebody stole my phone at Walmart in Angleton, TX.... It is vital for my work. My number is 9792858654 through Verizon. There will be a reward to anyone that can help me find it.

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John Smith 14/08/12(Tue)07:17 No. 43549

You can access your backup contacts on the internet also

John Smith 14/08/12(Tue)08:26 No. 43550

have you never heard of fine-grain tracking?

if the phone has a live battery in it, you could find the phone

John Smith 14/08/14(Thu)17:56 No. 43562

I have cultivated a very specialised set of skills on my time on 7chan. Don't worry John.

John Smith 14/07/30(Wed)00:48 No. 43479 [Reply]

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I like a eggshell or lavender. Perhaps I'd use a nice ocre or something for a bedroom color but probably not.

Do you have a favorite color (, John)?

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John Smith 14/08/13(Wed)19:17 No. 43558

it's purple.

John Smith 14/08/14(Thu)08:18 No. 43559

Blood red.

...and Maroon. I painted my bedroom walls maroon in my last apartment.

The apt managers were pissed.

John Smith 14/08/14(Thu)08:53 No. 43560

Flat white is a safe color for a bedroom. My condo is white on the inside. I plan to only paint the trim some other color. It will probably be navy or some other winter color.

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