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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/12/28(Mon)19:37 No. 45042

>>44969
You /fail/ it John.

>>39798
We like it this way; and while it might not be as self-referentially absurd, /eh/ has as much traffic as the other niche boards. Perhaps it is time to retire this sticky?




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 15/04/13(Mon)06:44 No. 44426 [Reply]
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I live in the American Midwest, so I hear people refer to the daily meal schedule as breakfast, dinner, and supper. I've never liked this. My family always had breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I associate the word 'supper' with backwoods hicks. I've never liked it. Do any of you Johns have anything to say about this? Little language peeves of yours?

New computer, so here's a stock photo of a desert mesa.


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John Smith 16/01/23(Sat)05:52 No. 45141

I've always disliked New Yorker's accent.
I found it to be quite grating.


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)00:26 No. 45152

I am from the American South as well, and while growing up I never once heard the word "supper" used in place of "lunch" (it was always interchangeable with "dinner"), as of late I have heard from associates that they are supposed to be separate things. "Supper" is apparently supposed to be the last meal of the day, no matter what, so I guess "dinner" and "lunch" can be interchangeable. That makes no sense to me. Why would anyone ever remove "lunch" from their vocabulary?

Despite living here my entire life, I have always had a hard time being in the South. Everyone here refers to all soda as Coke, and, similar to >>44433, I started saying "soda" at a young age. It's just clearer that way.

I don't mind "moist" though a lot of people do, and I understand why, but I do have trouble with the word "wet," at least with regards to food.


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John Smith 16/02/06(Sat)18:27 No. 45167

>>45152
>Everyone here refers to all soda as Coke

You live in (north) Texas.

I always thought that was the strangest quirk of the texan accent.




John Smith 15/12/28(Mon)06:35 No. 45038 [Reply]
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I went to the store earlier and picked up a candle, carpet cleaner, a binder, and an index card case. What did you do today, John?


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)05:57 No. 45159

Went to work and spent most of it reading Wikipedia, the history of sanitation etc. Now home sipping scotch and reading about the history of locks


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)07:26 No. 45160

I went to work, came home and my mobo and PSU are dead. It's been pretty stressful the last few days.


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John Smith 16/02/06(Sat)18:24 No. 45166

>>45159
There was a time when I could spend hours on wikipedia too.

Now, like everything else on the internet, I find it too boring to attempt.

What's happening to me John?




John Smith 15/12/23(Wed)23:20 No. 45021 [Reply]
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I'm holding my son who is 5 weeks old and he started to be fussy. I have been demanded by my mother to go to her Dad's Xmas gathering tonight. honestly I'm just tired but I am going anyway.


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John Smith 15/12/24(Thu)14:01 No. 45023

Hope you're 5 weeks old has a happy first Christmas. Thanks for being a patient dad/mum


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John Smith 15/12/24(Thu)16:52 No. 45026

Buy him something nice from us and wish him all the best.


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John Smith 16/02/05(Fri)11:40 No. 45165

Your son's name isn't Elvis, is it?




John Smith 16/01/25(Mon)02:38 No. 45148 [Reply]
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I just had made some borscht to honor my Russian heritage. It was much better than expected. Whats your favorite dish, John?

Pic unrelated


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)22:29 No. 45157

what the crap is borscht, john?


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)09:37 No. 45163

>>45157
It is a Russian dish that is made up of tons of vegetables and I added some beef. It is a very bright red in color. Looked scary. Tasted great.


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)17:43 No. 45164

>>45163
isn't that what the chief throws down the drain when he has dinner with the russian family in that police academy movie?




John Smith 16/01/18(Mon)07:02 No. 45126 [Reply]
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Im going to die, eventually.


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John Smith 16/01/21(Thu)06:44 No. 45137
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>>45127

A small club of immortals would be nice.


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)00:19 No. 45151

>>45137
How large or small would that be? Is twenty too many? Is four too few?

That aside, we are all going to die. It's inevitable. I prefer to think about what is a good age to die. I think I'd feel good if I at least lived to sixty, but I guess I'd feel different at fifty-nine. Then I'd probably want to live to at least seventy.


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)08:48 No. 45162

>>45151

Id say 1000, because in a town of 1000 people you pretty much know everyone.




John Smith 16/01/24(Sun)20:30 No. 45147 [Reply]
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In the old days I would make an egg sandwich with just the stove. Today I used the microwave oven and the toaster and I put 2 slices of ham and 1 slice of cheese on it, as well as some lettuce.

Oh extravagant me!


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John Smith 16/01/25(Mon)16:40 No. 45149

How did it turn out?


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John Smith 16/01/29(Fri)19:43 No. 45158

>>45149
I too would like to know


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John Smith 16/01/30(Sat)08:44 No. 45161

Sounds horrible.




John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)08:24 No. 45153 [Reply]
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I really love soda. I can't get enough it.

Do you like soft drinks?


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)09:45 No. 45154

I love them, but, I limit myself to one at dinner every day because they are so unhealthy.


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)18:09 No. 45155

Soda's good. I don't understand how some people drink it and nothing else though. Sometimes water or juice, or even tea, is good.


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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)21:04 No. 45156

Soda is the devil, John, enjoy.




John Smith 15/12/27(Sun)13:24 No. 45034 [Reply]
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I finally got offered an interview

I haven't replied to their email with the phone call they asked for and it has been a week now.


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John Smith 16/01/17(Sun)03:17 No. 45123

>>45095
Idle hands, John. You're submitting to a life of "what if".


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John Smith 16/01/23(Sat)05:55 No. 45142

>>45041

Procrastination has hurt me so much.
I hope that I can make it.


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John Smith 16/01/26(Tue)19:54 No. 45150

Maybe I should hire a business analyst to outsource the work I do for my startup non-profit

Maybe I could spent that time looking at more great porn. I just found a good one! http://postimg.org/image/7dpapk8hb/




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