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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/02/20(Fri)08:48 No. 44205
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This elevator music is too exciting. Please tell the drummer to tone it down a notch.




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 14/04/26(Sat)03:40 No. 42956 [Reply]
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I saw a woman at the store today...
She looked nice.


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John Smith 15/01/01(Thu)06:03 No. 44034

No women seen today; I just stayed home.


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John Smith 15/01/04(Sun)23:33 No. 44054

>>44022

Th-thanks, John Smith. Those truly are inspiring words and they won't be forgotten by me.

Godspeed to you.


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John Smith 15/07/06(Mon)14:21 No. 44664

>>44022

Yes, the fire rises.




John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)02:59 No. 44631 [Reply]
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Bored. How is everyone doing today?


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John Smith 15/07/04(Sat)12:56 No. 44661

>>44651
I also like Gundam Unicorn. My favorite episode is the fifth, because of Princess Mineva's scene.

I also eat asian food regularly; mostly Japanese (even brown rice) and Chinese but including some Korean dishes like kim-chee.


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John Smith 15/07/04(Sat)21:44 No. 44662

>>44631
I played a little agar.io yesterday and I had a "moment" with another player, and I've been thinking about it all day.

Ever play agar.io, John?


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John Smith 15/07/05(Sun)12:24 No. 44663

I'm up and ready for work. Will be leaving in a minute but thought I'd say hello first, haven't posted here in a while. See you in 8hrs.




John Smith 15/06/27(Sat)03:54 No. 44643 [Reply]
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I think all we are is a piece of food left out by god that's become overtaken by a colony; like bacteria does to our food


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John Smith 15/06/30(Tue)23:35 No. 44648

We are the bacteria.


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John Smith 15/07/02(Thu)05:23 No. 44654

>>44648
researchers have been busy working on the enormous amounts of bacteria inside us, and have found that those bacteria monitor all kinds of physical stuff and send all kinds of chemical flags to the brain that dictate all kinds of physiological responses and even hormone responses that change your mood & cause you to think one way or another, and all this blurs the line between what is us and what is not us, and the idea that on a space station hurling through space a thousand years from now, a machine could clone a human from a single cell, and raise that human on chemical nutrients to adulthood, means we'd have a very different sort of functioning being than any other human in history.

You could say, we ARE bacteria, or at least some essential part of us.


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John Smith 15/07/03(Fri)19:24 No. 44659

>>44654
I think this will be an issue we face when our race enters the age of interstellar travel. When we make contact with alien species, will they have the same condition? Will their world be as infested with microbial dominion as ours? Will they have evolved in sterile spacecraft conditions and become independent of their own planet's life cycle? Will we?




John Smith 15/06/05(Fri)08:43 No. 44568 [Reply]
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I had pizza again today.

It was alright


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John Smith 15/07/01(Wed)06:24 No. 44650

>>44637
Oven reheating is always better than microwave.


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John Smith 15/07/03(Fri)12:13 No. 44655

>>44650
But if you leave it in the oven for too long the cheese becomes dry and chrunchy, and I don't like that. Of course, in the microvave the crust becomes soggy.

I've been contemplating to combine both methods, microwaving it a little first then a short stay in the oven, but I've yet to muster up the courage to try it. One day, John, one day.


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John Smith 15/07/03(Fri)19:20 No. 44657
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>>44655
Buy a Japanese microwave.

Mine is a triple function unit: microwave, convection oven, toaster grill/oven. (sharp re-sx10, pic related)

Some things can be cooked well by heating them up to a certain temperature, slowly, with the oven and then microwaving them up to the desired peak temperature.




John Smith 15/07/02(Thu)01:16 No. 44652 [Reply]
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What's your favorite flavor of Triscuit, John?


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John Smith 15/07/02(Thu)03:01 No. 44653

>>44652
i like original, but i've found they go great with lots of toppings, such as cheddar cheese or even hummus.
to be honest, i haven't tried the other kinds. maybe i'll go get some today.
what about you, John?




John Smith 15/04/23(Thu)04:00 No. 44458 [Reply]
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Dear John, I recently found out I am Christ Jesus, the Messiah said to come in 2000 years hence circa 30 A.D.
I'm very lonely at the moment, though, and wanted to share some wisdom and thoughts. I like hippies, doom metal and psychoactives.


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John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)03:02 No. 44625

Cut out this supposedly true break with reality you Johns are having. Grandiose delusions rustle my jimmies, especially drug-induced ones.


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)03:05 No. 44633

>2000 years

Took you long enough. What have you been doing all this time?


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John Smith 15/07/01(Wed)01:40 No. 44649

>>44633
The tewnty years on earth where I forgot who I was I was masturbating.




John Smith 15/06/20(Sat)07:45 No. 44615 [Reply]
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Dear John,
I've taken up painting again but I'm not very good so I stopped after i stuck my paintbrush in my coffee by mistake.
Have you ever given up something you enjoyed because it ruined your beverage?


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John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)02:59 No. 44624

Dust ruins my beverages. I've thought intently about giving up shedding skin, but it hasn't helped. I could wear less fluffy clothing too, but it's cold here.


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John Smith 15/06/26(Fri)01:24 No. 44640

>>44615
Well John, I recently gave up on learning Teeline shorthand after resizing how terribly dyslexic I am.


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John Smith 15/06/28(Sun)03:07 No. 44645

>>44620
I know people who cannot fathom functioning without caffeine.




John Smith 15/06/08(Mon)22:57 No. 44583 [Reply]
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Some hot dog carts have sauerkraut but others don't. If they have it I'll get it on my dog with some mustard.. If they don't I just get mustard.

What do like on your hot dog John?


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John Smith 15/06/13(Sat)06:02 No. 44598

>>44597
that was fairly rude, John.


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John Smith 15/06/26(Fri)04:29 No. 44641

I enjoy eating my hot dogs with some ketchup, mustard, and relish. When I was younger I used to only use ketchup but I realized that I could gain a better flavor experience by using other condiments.


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John Smith 15/06/28(Sun)03:03 No. 44644

BBQ sauce, spicy brown mustard and sauteed onions. Delicious.




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