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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/07/20(Mon)02:03 No. 44682


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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 15/07/28(Tue)10:32 No. 44705 [Reply]

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What a mad time to be alive John, and it's only going to get weirder

John Smith 15/07/29(Wed)19:18 No. 44710

When I was a kid, I and everyone I knew thought by the time we were adults, we'd be living under the sea in domes and in space on stations and on the Moon and Mars, working in entirely new and exciting industries with brilliant people from all over the world.

Now I'm looking forward to living just long enough to see AI pull some shit, desktop virus printing to unleash unimaginable genocides, and the race to see who's the first one to nuke USA.

I try to be optimistic, but that's as good as it gets.

John Smith 15/07/30(Thu)07:27 No. 44713

Who would've thought it would've ended up being so anticlimactic and boring

I miss the mundane days if I may be honest with you, dear John

John Smith 15/07/30(Thu)06:56 No. 44712 [Reply]

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Do you shave before or after your shower?

Also, what razor do you use?

ITP my razor: Executive, Dollar Shave Club.

John Smith 15/07/28(Tue)18:00 No. 44706 [Reply]

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For me there is no better beverage than hot coffee while browsing /eh. What's your favorite beverage John, and why?

John Smith 15/07/29(Wed)04:31 No. 44708

Cranberry juice. It's a nice taste. It's fruit juice and is thus better for me than soda or milk. It's tastier than water (but water is better when I'm particularly thirsty).

John Smith 15/07/29(Wed)09:03 No. 44709

Cranberry. How can you get over the bitter after taste?

John Smith 15/07/30(Thu)03:19 No. 44711

I'm not the other John but I do practice a solution to the problem:

Drink more. That's it, the aftertaste is a single event so drinking enough to make it worth the aftertaste at the end is how I do it.

John Smith 15/07/19(Sun)04:12 No. 44679 [Reply]

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I find pokemon to be quite misleading. Pocket Monsters? I think not. I fail to see Pikachu willingly fitting in your pocket. He would have non of it

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John Smith 15/07/27(Mon)19:39 No. 44702

because you typed "non" instead of "none" i read it with a northern english accent (manchester?). because that's how these folks pronounce "none". unless they say "nun" (yorkshire?). i am not an expert at this.

John Smith 15/07/27(Mon)19:59 No. 44703

>>44679 Pokeballs were situated on the master's belts if I remember correctly? Pocket monsters my tuchus.

John Smith 15/07/29(Wed)04:27 No. 44707

Careful, John. Do you have a source for that from before the cartoon? Like the first generation?

John Smith 15/07/10(Fri)05:44 No. 44667 [Reply]

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'ey up Mr. Smiths and Ms. Smiths

Do any of you enjoy tobacco?
Have any of you chewed tobacco? What are the benefits to chewing tobacco as opposed to smoking it? Are there any drawbacks?

I currently smoke Mayfairs and a few Amber Leaf rollies.

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John Smith 15/07/27(Mon)00:35 No. 44699

I smoke marijuana.

John Smith 15/07/27(Mon)14:52 No. 44700

As do I.

John was asking about your tobacco habit, if you have one. Do you enjoy "spliffs" (marijuana cigarettes rolled with tobacco)? or "blunts" (marijuana cigarette rolled in a cigar wrap)?

John Smith 15/07/28(Tue)08:20 No. 44704

I have smoked blunts before but never a spliff as I am an American.

John Smith 15/07/23(Thu)10:37 No. 44689 [Reply]

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Am I but a thought? Is empty space and me, the only thing that exist? What am I John, What am I?

John Smith 15/07/24(Fri)06:53 No. 44690

You are John Smith.

John Smith 15/07/25(Sat)10:43 No. 44695

What if you are John, then what?

John Smith 15/07/27(Mon)14:54 No. 44701

We are all John Smith here.

John Smith 15/07/25(Sat)07:06 No. 44693 [Reply]

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I work at in retail. A lot of times there's not much to do. I pass the time hiding in the aisles and reading fan fiction when there's nobody who needs help. It's hard for me to cope with boredom.

How do you cope with boredom, John?

John Smith 15/07/25(Sat)07:25 No. 44694


I put my mind into the future, speeding up time in my head. Destroying my concept of time in the process.

John Smith 15/07/25(Sat)20:11 No. 44697

Boredom at work is rather awful. I suppose you could spend the time updating your resume and browsing help wanted ads to find a more engaging job. Or spend the time planning a creative activity to do outside of work. I'm afraid I don't have any good suggestions.

John Smith 15/07/26(Sun)02:42 No. 44698

My resume is updated. Adding +1 days to how long I've been there doesn't really have a point and I can't do it until I get home anyway.

I appreciate the suggestions but they weren't very good. Sorry.

John Smith 15/07/12(Sun)20:10 No. 44671 [Reply]

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I would rather eat raw meat than eat something out of the microwave. Microwaved food is absolutely disgusting.

What are your thoughts, John?

John Smith 15/07/12(Sun)20:33 No. 44672

Buy a Japanese microwave.

John Smith 15/07/17(Fri)06:53 No. 44676

My microwave is old. It has a dial.

John Smith 15/07/25(Sat)07:03 No. 44692

Microwaves are good for convenience. Oven-heated is always better but sometimes there just isn't time for that.

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