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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/02/20(Fri)08:48 No. 44205

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This elevator music is too exciting. Please tell the drummer to tone it down a notch.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 15/03/13(Fri)05:43 No. 44249 [Reply]

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Are there any things you like to do in order to enhance your browsing experience? What beverages do you drink? Are there any specific songs you like to listen to while posting on /eh/? I seek to compile a list outlining the various ways in which one can improve their time on this board.

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John Smith 15/03/16(Mon)12:52 No. 44389

Sometimes I just really enjoy checking my emails and disinfecting it of spam mail. Throttling between the two tabs is very relaxing.


John Smith 15/03/28(Sat)12:36 No. 44408

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I have lots of custom rules for individual sites in Adblock Plus with Element Hiding Helper.

I cut 7chan down to the bare basics. I don't need self-referentially absurd distractions.

John Smith 15/03/28(Sat)12:41 No. 44409

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Video streaming sites look like this (no distractions).

A lot of streaming sites are cloning each other's layouts; it's possible to make rules that affect numerous domains at once.

John Smith 15/01/30(Fri)07:41 No. 44152 [Reply]

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I think I would rather drift around from place to place on some kind of boat and tend to my vegetable garden there the rest of my life.

Actually, if all the land were so irradiated or biologically contaminated that it became uninhabitable, and people had to spend their lives fishing and drifting around the warm oceans in boats, our species wouldn't have any reason or ability to engage in arms races and weapons manufacturing or wars, religions would only be able to spread by their own merits & not by force, & humanity would soon have nothing better to do than develop in a more positive direction.

If all-out, total nuclear or biological war leaves even 1% of the human population alive, it'd be an ideal situation.

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John Smith 15/03/21(Sat)15:14 No. 44399

That vehicle must be a pleasure to drive, once one adjusts to it.

John Smith 15/03/26(Thu)04:51 No. 44405

I would bet its like finding yourself in a space age space station, and any cohabitation with the opposite sex would nearly immediately result total uninhibited sexual revolution.

Basically the interior would be covered in jizz, is what I'm saying.

John Smith 15/03/28(Sat)12:30 No. 44407

don't forget blow, because I think that car was designed for driving under the influence of cocaine.

John Smith 14/11/28(Fri)01:43 No. 43954 [Reply]

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Hello John,

tell me something interesting about the city you live in,
I would find it uninterestingly amusing.

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John Smith 15/03/22(Sun)09:24 No. 44402

A battle was fought in this town, it was part of the war of 1812. The British Empire, and the colonies Upper and Lower Canada fended off the invading Americans.

When I was a kid I found an old horseshoe in my backyard after prodding around the dirt with my hockey stick.

It is also pretty quiet around here, sometimes I wish I had an apartment in downtown Toronto where it is very lively.

John Smith 15/03/25(Wed)17:51 No. 44403

It is an unincorporated area. We don't have our own police force or anything like that, but we don't have to pay as many taxes.

John Smith 15/03/25(Wed)19:19 No. 44404

I found this humorous

John Smith 14/09/14(Sun)22:13 No. 43689 [Reply]

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I am planning to get a stamp to accompany my signature, although I have no idea what to include on the stamp. Ideally, it would be a symbol of myself, and hard to duplicate in case of forgery, and be a means of replacing or supplementing my erratic signature.

John Smith 15/03/17(Tue)17:41 No. 44393

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personally I'd just plagiarize one of these little black urchin guys.

John Smith 15/03/18(Wed)01:17 No. 44396

Have you concidered hiring a freelance graphical designer? If you're going to be using this stamp for the rest of your life, it might be worth investing in it.

John Smith 15/03/18(Wed)17:10 No. 44397

I reccomend carving an inkan (or hanko from a well squared block of soap stone or something.

John Smith 15/03/11(Wed)18:03 No. 44235 [Reply]

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live in michigan and complained about the cold for 3 months
now it's getting warmer and everything is melting

i'm kinda sad

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John Smith 15/03/12(Thu)04:38 No. 44244

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I went out for a ride. When I got back in, my bike was still clean.

John Smith 15/03/17(Tue)21:53 No. 44394

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it is nearly 40 degrees out

so I went out & did it again

John Smith 15/03/17(Tue)22:00 No. 44395

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hm. Seems I've momentarily take over this thread with piccers of my old bike.

John Smith 15/01/28(Wed)19:50 No. 44147 [Reply]

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I had a dream once where I was making out with an attractive girl and she turned into a fish. This wouldn't normally be anything worth noting, but it brought up a dilemma. Is it awkward to keep kissing after one's lesbian lover has become a cod or is it rude to stop? How would you handle this situation? Pic semi-related, I guess.

John Smith 15/01/31(Sat)20:29 No. 44159

i suppose this depends on just how much you like her. if your feelings are true, it wouldn't matter if one's love interest were to turn into an aquatic animal. although this would raise other issues, such as morality and/or legality of such behaviour.

John Smith 15/03/16(Mon)20:10 No. 44392

I am sure that given the situation she wouldn't be surprised so much that you would stop kissing a fish. However, I am not sure of the ability for a fish to survive out of water in a humans mouth so that could potentially be your excuse for taking advantage of her.

John Smith 15/03/11(Wed)03:31 No. 44234 [Reply]

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I work as a Manager of a Pizza place in the mall. The dress code prompts black slacks/business pants and I'm fine with this as they breath quite well while I'm working in a 99f degree environment, being of light material. Though, one pair of 29"L was mixed up with the other 3 pairs of 32"L so on any given day of my week, I receive a breeze on the ankle for the day. It's pretty unpleasant and distracting.

Do you have some kind of issue like this, John?

John Smith 15/03/16(Mon)13:01 No. 44391

Oftentimes, the lip of my sock will fold. It is very frustrating.

John Smith 14/08/02(Sat)06:30 No. 43493 [Reply]

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I am a new arrival to /eh/, and I must confess that I like it quite a bit. I am particularly fond of the muzak. So I ask; John, what is your favourite background music? I'm looking for tunes that require no attention at all, for purely passive listening.

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John Smith 14/09/09(Tue)01:12 No. 43651

A touch on the weird side, but it makes for good background noise


John Smith 14/09/11(Thu)22:42 No. 43665


This has been my favorite background music lately.

John Smith 15/03/16(Mon)12:58 No. 44390

The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time Zora's Domain OST

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