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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 14/10/08(Wed)20:07 No. 43814

>>43714

The only problem with diet sodas of any kind is that they taste like absolute shit. They are uniformly and without exception the most vile tasting liquid an individual can swill. No one should be forced to drink diet soda and there is something wrong with those who do so voluntarily. QED.




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 14/12/16(Tue)15:35 No. 44009 [Reply]
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I went to the doctors office yesterday. It was more time I've spent outside the house than I've had all month now that I'm a NEET again.

I have a forum to fill out before I go back and am currently procrastinating. The keyboard I am using to type this is being balanced upon a tennis ball I have on my desk because the space it usually occupies is taken up by said form.

It's an interesting challenge but I've made far fewer typos typing like this, oddly enough.

Also I got a new chair yesterday. So that's nice.


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John Smith 14/12/18(Thu)02:17 No. 44010

I hope to get a new chair for my computer area this Christmas. The one I have is just wood and cardboard now, I'll be buying it myself and hopefully getting someone to help with transport.

I bet the boredom of being NEET can be quite annoying.




John Smith 14/12/16(Tue)11:34 No. 44008 [Reply]
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Tomorrow (or rather later today, as it is the small hours of the morning) I am going to the National Archives in New York City.

I'm not going to be embarking on some great research however, but rather continue to read the 1st volume in a 10 volume history of New York State. The thought of it is so appealing, that it makes me happy just feeling the expectation of it. The book is that perfect level of interesting. It does not have me on the edge of my seat, but reading it feels similar to rocking ever so slightly in a chair; I would not be upset if I stopped yet I feel content doing it.

I look forward to reading this history over the coming months, and learning about the people that came and lived and died before me in my state.




John Smith 14/11/28(Fri)01:43 No. 43954 [Reply]
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Hello John,

tell me something interesting about the city you live in,
I would find it uninterestingly amusing.


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John Smith 14/12/09(Tue)02:33 No. 43984

It's called "the magic city." I think it means that this is the place that people go when magicians make them disappear.

Whatever it is, it isn't a city. Town at best.

The snow is normally unbearable. I'm actually happy that it's about 20 degrees F today. I can call that nice weather.


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John Smith 14/12/09(Tue)06:26 No. 43985

>>43982
You've made me sad.


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John Smith 14/12/16(Tue)00:49 No. 44007

>>43982

You seem like an ok guy. If I ever get the chance to visit I'll let you know on here.

The whole John Smith thing is kind of painfully funny within the context of your post.




John Smith 14/04/26(Sat)03:40 No. 42956 [Reply]
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I saw a woman at the store today...
She looked nice.


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John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)15:06 No. 43466

>>43019
Please forgive me for not replying to you sooner, John. I've been a bit busy with my stamp collection.

Might I ask how did things fare with this person you mentioned?


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John Smith 14/12/12(Fri)05:33 No. 44000

>>43466
I am also interested in John's endevors, John


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John Smith 14/12/15(Mon)22:31 No. 44006
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>>44000
>>43466

Well, John, we didn't end up in a relationship, but we are still friends I found out. A week or so ago I sent her a message asking for some advice after not having been in contact with her for quite some time and was pleasantly surprised to read her incredibly friendly response. Same thing happened with a different old flame in the week before that when I asked her for advice.
All in all things are pretty ok.




John Smith 14/12/01(Mon)00:03 No. 43963 [Reply]
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Hi John. I believe we haven't met in the last 2 years. I am sitting here, with a series of smaller exams starting tomorrow. They are not important, except that you cannot take the real exams if you fail these. I haven't started studying yet, because it comes with too much excitement. How are you?


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John Smith 14/12/09(Tue)13:36 No. 43991

Similar situation. I have a ton of schoolwork and a tent tomorrow (Which I've barely studied to) and I will go study now. Thank you for reminding me.


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John Smith 14/12/15(Mon)06:42 No. 44005
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>>43963
I am pleased that Relakkuma doll has almost exactly the same form factor as this actual Relakkuma glasses holder.




John Smith 14/12/13(Sat)21:38 No. 44001 [Reply]
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I don't think there is a way to die without a reaction. As in, even if the a person's head is blown off, the impact operates on a very fine time-scale, but neurons still travel faster and there are probably specialized neurons for death. They send a signal to some part of the center brain and activate a chemical to induce an extremely strong hallucination that therein becomes your afterlife, but you never really die because all of this happens on the molecular time scale.

So John, are you satisfied with your current dreams, or do you not even remember them. Perhaps your dreams are filled with despair so you do not want to remember them, then John, death may not be for you.


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John Smith 14/12/14(Sun)01:59 No. 44002

The last time I tried to end it there was no light at the end of the tunnel, only a continuation of the misery I felt at that time so you might be on to something, John.

Also, dreams filled with despair are great because it's quite a drag when you need to process all that during your day.




John Smith 14/02/06(Thu)23:25 No. 42467 [Reply]
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So…what kind of laugh do you have, John?

Whenever I laugh, I have one of those silent, visually-expressive laughs which causes everyone around me to look at me with confusion. I don't like the way I laugh.


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John Smith 14/08/15(Fri)11:44 No. 43564

That's the exact kind of laugh I have OP


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John Smith 14/08/17(Sun)20:50 No. 43572
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I only laugh with any volume and intensity when I'm laughing at something absurd. Half of that is genuine laughter when I find humor in an absurd situation, and the other half is affected, derisive laughter at people who seem unaware of the absurdity of their actions.

Most of the rest of my laughs range from silent like the OP to a suppressed, wheezy chuckle not entirely unlike Muttley.


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John Smith 14/12/12(Fri)05:20 No. 43999

My laugh can be anywhere from an immediate loud, hearty laugh, to a single powerful breath from my nose.

I think it's alright.




John Smith 14/07/22(Tue)01:22 No. 43447 [Reply]
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Have you ever successfully and intentionally sabotaged someone else?

How did you feel?

Was it the right choice?

When could you do something similar in the future?


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John Smith 14/12/06(Sat)23:52 No. 43979
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Absolutely

I agree with other Johns here that the success is exhilarating.

The foremost instances that your post recalled were merely for play. However, I can say the most recent related event in my life was one were I guaranteed the fidelity of a woman whom I had spent the earlier part of the evening dancing with. Although I had faithfully returned her home where her lover sat fuming. I was recalled when she notified me that the situation had escalated. I returned to collect her, and the man in an unbecoming manner I might add pleaded with me to respect her at which point I offered the promise. I had no intention of keeping it. Unfortunately, I had only a slight success that night, but I do believe I shall attempt to entertain the woman again later this month. The threat to his relationship has likely faded from memory, and i find myself lusting for her.

It was the right choice even if she rejects me when I attempt to reestablish my position. It will be a night I can remember fondly in my final years although both man and woman will likely have passed when my mind wanders on them in that time.

As for your final question John, yes I intend to make a career of it.

John Smith Esq.


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John Smith 14/12/07(Sun)07:15 No. 43980

>>43974
Do you just go around assuming no one has ever done anything in their lives and any time conversation turns to things people did, it must all fictional?

Just how dull is your life, john?


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John Smith 14/12/12(Fri)05:16 No. 43998

>>43980

Right now? Very and that's great.




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