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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 14/10/08(Wed)20:07 No. 43814

>>43714

The only problem with diet sodas of any kind is that they taste like absolute shit. They are uniformly and without exception the most vile tasting liquid an individual can swill. No one should be forced to drink diet soda and there is something wrong with those who do so voluntarily. QED.




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 14/11/02(Sun)07:49 No. 43875 [Reply]
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It will be winter soon.
I really enjoy winter, but for most people they seem to be upset that it is coming.
I live in the midwest, so they can be kinda bad, but even on the worst days I like to dress up and go out when I can.
How do you feel about winter John?


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John Smith 14/11/03(Mon)14:37 No. 43879

On one hand, with winter comes hot chocolate, warm rooms and warm beds. On the other, it's freezing days out of the house, and if things go how I think they will this winter, a few freezing nights as well.
I think in the end the good outweighs the bad, though. Overall I'm looking forward to it, John.


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John Smith 14/11/03(Mon)21:10 No. 43880
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I genuinely love winter for its aesthetics and activities, yet I can only do so for a little while. The cloudy cold days that keep me inside more than summer, spring or autumn days force me into a very deep depression. I can time it usually down to a T as to when my mood will change (sometime in February). When it does, I end up counting down the days until warmer weather. But that's just my personal feelings towards winter.


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John Smith 14/11/23(Sun)12:06 No. 43949

>>43877
That is a really nice song for winter days.
I'll be sure to get a copy to keep on my phone for when I go out into the snow.




John Smith 14/08/07(Thu)21:14 No. 43517 [Reply]
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Hey John, welcome to my store. Feel free to shop around.


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John Smith 14/11/20(Thu)09:29 No. 43936

An /eh/ shop would go well across the street from an /eh/ bar.

On my way home from having an uneventful time at Bar /eh/, I would purchase mundane items to carry home.


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)22:17 No. 43940

Nice store John. Do you have an salsa? I imagine I would find it in the ethnic aisle next to the spaghetti.


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John Smith 14/11/23(Sun)09:12 No. 43948
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Hmmm. Decisions, decisions.




John Smith 14/07/26(Sat)11:21 No. 43469 [Reply]
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Dear Johnm,it took me about one minute to remember why I even had this picture. Turns out I posted it as a reply to someone on facebook saying they were "glade" instead of "glad".
It wasn't funny.


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John Smith 14/07/30(Wed)11:53 No. 43483
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>>43474
Glad that you did, John

Had forgotten that I actually finished the picture, but find it a tad more uninteresting than the incomplete version.


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John Smith 14/08/02(Sat)06:20 No. 43492

>>43469
that is mildly amusing. i didn't smile. but i thought to myself; "in another life, i could have laughed at this"


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John Smith 14/11/23(Sun)03:28 No. 43947

>>43469
Don't worry about it, John, I have folders of images for specific facebook replies. In many cases, I wasn't quick enough to post them and the moment passed. They just sit there.




John Smith 14/11/20(Thu)04:31 No. 43931 [Reply]
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I used to like Coca Cola better than Pepsi, but as time goes on I am beginning to prefer Pepsi over Coke. I like how Pepsi has more carbonation, and thus, feels more refreshing in the mouth. I still think I prefer the actual taste of Coke, however, but the carbonation wins out in the end. It's interesting how tastes change like that, makes you think.


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)22:21 No. 43942

Interesting, I know an older couple who exclusively carries Pepsi. Perhaps it has something to do with the way your brain/taste buds change as you age?


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John Smith 14/11/23(Sun)03:21 No. 43945

>>43931
But what if you drink it slowly, or open a large bottle and don't finish it immediately? The drink may go flat, and then would be better off with Coca Cola, at least by your stated preferences. It's a factor worth considering, at least, even if it's not a deciding one.


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John Smith 14/11/23(Sun)03:24 No. 43946

>>43932
The flavour also varies between bottled, canned and "on tap" from bars -- the last because it's bought in in concentrated form and so the amount of water in it is not the same, or so I've heard.




John Smith 14/11/11(Tue)10:37 No. 43912 [Reply]
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Dear, John

Autumn is in full swing here on Long Island, New York.

How's the weather by you guys?


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John Smith 14/11/20(Thu)09:24 No. 43935

>>43912
Your picture related, John.

Sunny, steadily colder days going on here in Kyushu.


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)08:49 No. 43937

Cold and grey. So, nothing surprising, really.


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John Smith 14/11/22(Sat)13:01 No. 43944

I hate it when sunlight doesn't correspond to actual weather. For example, if it's cold, but sun is shining bright, that doesn't really go together, now does it? On contrary, if sunlight is nowhere to be seen, but it's still pretty warm. You never know the real weather outside, just by looking through window.




John Smith 14/09/28(Sun)20:02 No. 43771 [Reply]
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Why do girls not notice me?

I am funny and nice...

But they seem to just ignore me..

any Advice?


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John Smith 14/11/20(Thu)09:23 No. 43934

>>43781
So that happened entirely in your mis-perception?

>>43771
Consider /rnb/ for dating and relationship advice; no woman will ever hurt you again.


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)22:20 No. 43941

Funny and nice are great qualities, but I suspect (as a certain other homosexual John mentioned) that you pander to the women. In addition to being funny and nice you need to be confident and self-contained. Be your own person and don't try to pander to or impress anyone. If girls feel you are pandering to them, it's an instant turn off.


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John Smith 14/11/22(Sat)12:57 No. 43943

Maybe you just don't smell too nice. Women go for good scents.




John Smith 14/11/16(Sun)23:20 No. 43921 [Reply]
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Dear John,

I plan to buy my first bag of weed this month.

As time goes on, I have found that firsts interest me less and less. No, its not that they are less interesting, it is that I do not get excited about them. Wheres I used to become excited about irregular activities, now "firsts" are the only breaks from the grey monotony of my life. Maybe my schedule is too full of things that interested me at one point but are now simply obligations.

Anyway John, do you have any advice for buying weed?


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John Smith 14/11/20(Thu)09:20 No. 43933

Keep your supply steady; once you get into a good stoner routine it's best to keep going.


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)17:17 No. 43938

>>43929
high lasts an hour or two, depending on a lot.

don't smoke on an empty stomach.

rule of thumb for tests is one month for piss, years for hair tests. Unless the job is high level, most places will simply make you agree to be randomly tested, and never will.

don't pay more than $60 for an eighth, but ask him if you can get it for 50 or 45. Chances are that you won't be doing the negotiations though.

have a good time, weed is a great experience to try at least once. I hope you enjoy yourself. Stay warm!


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John Smith 14/11/21(Fri)22:15 No. 43939

You sound like me John. I have experienced the same thing. I'm not sure whether it is desensitization or depression. Probably a combination of both?

And good luck on your hunt for weed. Unfortunately, while smoking weed was originally very fun and adventurous for me, I haven't felt the same wonder these days from as I used to. Oh well.




John Smith 14/11/05(Wed)03:20 No. 43892 [Reply]
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John,

Today I witnessed a particularly bad car accident at the same time "Another one bits the dust" started playing on the radio.
I cherish this subtle moments life throws at me in the shape of curious coincidences.

I hope no one was seriously injured.


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John Smith 14/11/09(Sun)00:21 No. 43903

My friend crashed his car while "I came to make a bang" played.


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John Smith 14/11/09(Sun)20:55 No. 43905

>>43902
>>43903
Of all the accidents I've been in I only now realize, with regret, that none had a particularly memorable soundtrack.


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John Smith 14/11/18(Tue)22:19 No. 43930

I had an accident on Friday. Wasn't the one you witnessed though, since noone got hurt.
We spun around once though. It was fun.




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