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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 14/07/02(Wed)09:22 No. 43357

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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 14/04/26(Sat)03:40 No. 42956 [Reply]

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I saw a woman at the store today...
She looked nice.

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John Smith 14/04/30(Wed)22:02 No. 43019


Your gif suits your tale quite well. Keep doing things like that, John Smith.
For years I was certain that finding someone that cared for me again would be impossible to do due to a tainted repuattion in a small town.
When my friends asked me to go with them to a party I met someone. And while we're not really in a relationship, she seems to like me for who I am, despite almost certainly knowing about my past.
It feels good to have some human companionship again every once in a while.
Sorry if that was a bit too personal, I just wanted to let you know it's not unlikely that you'll end up meeting new friends.

John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)14:59 No. 43465

I did as well, John.
Perhaps we live in close proximity to each other?
That would be interesting, indeed.

John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)15:06 No. 43466

Please forgive me for not replying to you sooner, John. I've been a bit busy with my stamp collection.

Might I ask how did things fare with this person you mentioned?

John Smith 14/07/19(Sat)08:57 No. 43436 [Reply]

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What are you putting off? I'm putting off trying to get in touch with my first crush, who I averted looking at since I first paid attention to her in primary school and calling for a practice interview with the Defence (they're offering me one by phone before the actual interview)...

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)09:16 No. 43455

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i need to get to work on my eigenharp

it's been four months now and i still haven't used it. It's an electronic instrument and is very advanced. I hope to perform with it too one day.

John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)03:19 No. 43460

Similar case here John, I need to send a rather apologetic letter to a pen-pal I simply haven't written to in a very long time. If I make it self-depreciating enough, she will most likely forgive me enough to reply.

I also need to apply for more jobs, as volunteering at a nearby bookshop isn't exactly earning me anything.

John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)13:15 No. 43464

if you don't feel a need to reply to this penpal lady, then why bother? maybe you should just move on.

or maybe nothing is happening and that's why you haven't got anything to say to her..just my two cents for ya johnnie.

if you're trying to get a job, why don't you resume bomb all the businesses in your local area? took me three days on that route

John Smith 13/11/09(Sat)20:50 No. 41800 [Reply]

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Hello, /eh/.
How are you on this fine Saturday evening?
Tell me, what items do you have on your desk?

Here's my list:
- two double A batteries
- a PS3 controller
- a porcelain coaster
- three pairs of headphones
- an apple trackpad
- an apple keyboard
- a laser mouse, on a special mousepad with a cushion for your wrist
- an iMac
- a flight simulator joystick
- A bear dressed as a pilot
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John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)09:10 No. 43452

To Mr. Smith,

a logitech keyboard
a box to put the monitor on top of
empty deodorant can
a cd
a music box thingy

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)09:11 No. 43453

is the yoghurt good?

John Smith 14/07/25(Fri)06:24 No. 43463

It's a bit closer to a shelf/table hybrid, but
on the top shelf I have
-a stick of lip-balm
-one hp computer tower
-an old, oversized monitor
-two speakers
-a wireless mouse
-two water bottles
-an empty juice bottle
-a tablet pen

Below the top, desk-like area i have
-a keyboard
-a pair of headphones
-a tablet
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John Smith 14/07/13(Sun)03:05 No. 43412 [Reply]

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Today, or in actual fact, yesterday, was a flying ant day.

I recall John Smith posting about this event roughly a year ago. It would seem that it's that time of year again.

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John Smith 14/07/16(Wed)16:58 No. 43421

This particular happening doesn't occur here where I live.

John Smith 14/07/24(Thu)07:56 No. 43458

The same happened here the other day, I'm fond of watching them remove their wings after mating.

John Smith 14/07/24(Thu)13:55 No. 43459

You observe the ants copulate?

John Smith 14/05/17(Sat)21:25 No. 43123 [Reply]

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How are you all enjoying the start of lawnmowing season?

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John Smith 14/07/17(Thu)16:53 No. 43430

I use an electric hover-mower. I'd recommend one to you.

John Smith 14/07/18(Fri)09:29 No. 43431

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Thank you, John, for your recommendation, but I think I'll purchase a muscle-powered one today.

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)09:21 No. 43456

that's a beautiful picture; I hope that your garden eventually looks like this.

or not..

John Smith 14/07/21(Mon)04:56 No. 43441 [Reply]

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Have you ever taken the time to read the movie credits, John?

Sometimes you can find some real gems in there. I swear half of the names must be made up, or name changes. It's too difficult for me to believe these are birth names.

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John Smith 14/07/22(Tue)00:34 No. 43444

I'm going to watch the credits from now on and report back to you on any names that take my fancy.

John Smith 14/07/22(Tue)00:49 No. 43446

I know there is a boom operator with the same name as me who's worked on several blockbuster films it's almost humorous that I tried the very same job once but didn't like it.

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)09:13 No. 43454

i find that many of the people who work on foreign films are immigrants or something. The people that i find working on more western films are also immigrants, but this is worse, because the initial immigrant is more foreign...

i'll go now...

John Smith 13/08/17(Sat)08:06 No. 41118 [Reply]

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So John, hows the weather been?

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John Smith 14/07/17(Thu)06:37 No. 43427

Unfortunately, John, I cannot see through all the water droplets in the sky. I will have to get back to you later.

John Smith 14/07/19(Sat)00:33 No. 43433

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Look at this picture of a sunflower I took in my garden today.

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)08:13 No. 43451

it is currently sunny

John Smith 14/07/22(Tue)01:22 No. 43447 [Reply]

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Have you ever successfully and intentionally sabotaged someone else?

How did you feel?

Was it the right choice?

When could you do something similar in the future?

John Smith 14/07/22(Tue)19:18 No. 43448

1 Yes.
2 Excited.
3 Of course, or I wouldn't have done it.
4 As soon as necessary.

lol @ that poster

John Smith 14/07/23(Wed)02:23 No. 43450

I recall once in university I composed and sent a very hurtful email about a few other students and mass emailed it to a few dozen other students.

I, to this day, have no idea what motivated me to do it. I beared no ill will to the few students targeted in the email and it did not advance me or others whatsoever. It simply occured to seemingly stir up trouble.

I also let the air out of the tires of a car that illegally parked in my designated spot once.

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