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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 14/08/09(Sat)09:21 No. 43528

Just as many others have said, a looseness on moderation is needed. And a post notifying all 7chan users on the front page should also be beneficial.
Yours truly,
Johnathan Smith




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 14/08/12(Tue)06:33 No. 43546 [Reply]
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Somebody stole my phone at Walmart in Angleton, TX.... It is vital for my work. My number is 9792858654 through Verizon. There will be a reward to anyone that can help me find it.


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John Smith 14/09/15(Mon)22:19 No. 43695
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John,

I sincerely hope John has indeed found his phone, because as he previously stated, it is quite vital for his work.

All the best,
John


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John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)18:16 No. 43699

>>43634

I don't.


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John Smith 14/09/19(Fri)06:34 No. 43709

I also once had a phone but the reason I don't have it anymore is that I got a new one.

The new one works just fine.




John Smith 14/09/04(Thu)14:13 No. 43636 [Reply]
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Well then.

Today I was playing a game of solitaire at my local library, when I drew out a second four of diamonds. Upon checking the fresh pack of cards, I found that it had indeed been packed with two fours of diamonds. Needless to say, this threw off my entire evening plan as I was busy writing a letter of complaint to the playing card packing company.

When was the last time you wrote a letter of complaint, John?


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John Smith 14/09/05(Fri)15:49 No. 43647

My last letter of complaint was to a hospital for neglect of after patient care. My wife recently gave birth and was discharged with septicemia gone unnoticed by the health professionals, my other half is quiet lucky to be alive John. However we were exempt of all fee's and charges


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John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)22:30 No. 43701

I have complained to Corsair, for their case fans being obnoxious, they said they would send me new ones, I asked a follow up question and never got a reply.


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John Smith 14/09/18(Thu)23:30 No. 43708

About two weeks ago I wrote to a video game retail company and complained that a few game review sites they sponsor had written a bunch of spiteful articles and that I wouldn't be purchasing anything from their stores anytime soon if they continued sponsoring these sites.




John Smith 14/09/12(Fri)10:34 No. 43668 [Reply]
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Hey John,

I enjoy older advertising quite a lot. It makes me giggle inside to think about the prospect of living in another time and seeing these on magazines.

This one is a little bit too exciting, though.


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John Smith 14/09/15(Mon)00:34 No. 43692

>>43668
Dear John,

There is certainly a perverse interest in the viewpoints of another time. I for one mildy enjoy how little the core idea of a nation or people can change. I do not giggle though. The last time I giggled my father hit me when he was drinking.


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John Smith 14/09/15(Mon)00:35 No. 43693

>>43692
Just realized I have used the word "interest". Twice now including this reply.

I am contacting the administrator and attempting to take the correct steps to ban myself.

Apologies,

John


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John Smith 14/09/18(Thu)17:23 No. 43707
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hope you enjoy this .




John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)14:34 No. 43697 [Reply]
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Dear John.
You are an apathetic cunt, enjoy your apathy....or not

photo unrelated....or not


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John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)18:15 No. 43698

I'm sorry John, but I believe your insult fails to apply to all but a very very few of us who could identify as cunts, and whom should probably be addressed not as John, but as Johnette, or Juanita. Everyone else would be an apathetic penis.

Perhaps you would like to try again, and get it right this time.
Or perhaps you'd like to just stare at your error a while and do nothing about it anyway.


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John Smith 14/09/17(Wed)05:13 No. 43703

>>43697
You too.


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John Smith 14/09/17(Wed)20:47 No. 43706

>>43698
Jane, the correct name is Jane.




John Smith 14/09/17(Wed)05:01 No. 43702 [Reply]
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I'm working on it, John. Don't try to rush success.


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John Smith 14/09/17(Wed)18:01 No. 43705

Worry not, for if you fail, there will be another John to fill your rank




John Smith 14/09/13(Sat)05:30 No. 43670 [Reply]
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John,

Something occurred to me the other day. We spend much of our lives sleeping, but rarely is there discussion on proper form or technique. We might have something to gain from the examination of each other's personal sleeping habits. How do you sleep, John?

I prefer laying on my stomach with my head resting on a single pillow. Generally, I slide my hands under the pillow where it is pleasantly cool. I also find it rather comfortable to raise one of my knees up to just below hip level.

Just thought I would pick your brain for your preferred methods.

Warmest Regards,
John Smith


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John Smith 14/09/14(Sun)14:07 No. 43687
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I sleep like this.


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John Smith 14/09/14(Sun)23:18 No. 43691

>>43682
I sleep similar to you, however recently it has been causing me back ache because my mattress is old and compresses too easily. My back ends up curved to the side and hurting as a result.
I know the proper technique for side-sleeping is: something between your knees to prevent hip strain and discomfort from knee rubbing, something to prop up your midriff to prevent spine bending, and a pillow at the correct height for a straight neck.

I see quite a few folk with L-shaped pillows they use while they lie on their backs, seems comfortable but I can't get used to sleeping on my back.


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John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)18:25 No. 43700

I can only sleep in a very specific way.
I lay on my side, with one pillow under my head, the blankets pulled up slightly over that, leaving a gap I can see out of and breathe through, and a pillow over that to act as a sort of heavy roof. When it's dark, the ripples and lower pillow form a sort of landscape, and the top pillow becomes an overhanging ledge of the cave, and the dim room takes on strange shapes. This is the view as we sit around the dying fire at the end of the day, having chased bison across the plain and avoided any serious confrontations with the huge and better equipped neanderthals. One day this will all be ours...




John Smith 14/06/06(Fri)16:24 No. 43264 [Reply]
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Do any Johns have a favorite coffee mug? My lucky mug helps me start my day. Tthe pic is just one I found on the web.


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John Smith 14/08/31(Sun)18:01 No. 43613

I have a lucky mug too.
It has a cute, fat piggy on the side.

I got it while doing a sort of improvised internship for my old school. They paid for it too. This mug has been through some strange times in my life. If that piggy could talk, he'd have quite some stories to tell.


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John Smith 14/09/04(Thu)07:32 No. 43633

I enjoy drinking black coffee from a tall mug my ex-fiance gave to me some years ago. Handle broke, but it works fine with super-glue. It has a picture of a polar bear with a mug and says "Cheers!", however I never feel really cheer-y while drinking from it.


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John Smith 14/09/16(Tue)00:12 No. 43696
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I have a 20 oz mug with a mustache on it. It's really wacky.




John Smith 14/08/30(Sat)19:55 No. 43605 [Reply]
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John,
The day society stops everything, forgets its values, and starts anew without the ideologies of a social functioning is the generation that you will no longer see homosexuality.

Prove me wrong. You can't.


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John Smith 14/09/14(Sun)08:46 No. 43686

>>43683
anew |əˈn(y)o͞o|
adverbchiefly literary
in a new or different, typically more positive, way: her career had begun anew, with a lucrative Japanese modeling contract.

Starting anew doesn't mean they begin a new society. Anew meant fresh away from one, unaffected by one, and living their life without one. Carrying out the sample sentence, I maybe should have said "The day society stops everything, forgets its values, and people start their lives anew without the ideologies of a social functioning is the generation that you will no longer see homosexuality."

Looking at this further. this was totally my fault. This is why there needs to be an edit option, because I would edit this right now.


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John Smith 14/09/14(Sun)22:11 No. 43688

>>43686
Yes, I read "anew" int he sense of "again," and assumed even with the lack of social ideologies, they would once again form.

It seems you are postulating "Hey blank slate human beings would be a cool thing to observe," (despite the fact the necessary generation of development would long exceed your lifetime).

The inclusion of homosexuality in your original post made it seem like, "Hey, if we started over, homosexuality would be alright, just because."

Your original postulate was bogged down by too many ideas and unclear examples.


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John Smith 14/09/15(Mon)06:49 No. 43694

>>43688
I don't know how you interpreted it to seem that way. Nowhere does it say homosexuality would be alright..




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