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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/02/20(Fri)08:48 No. 44205
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This elevator music is too exciting. Please tell the drummer to tone it down a notch.




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 15/05/08(Fri)07:41 No. 44492 [Reply]
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I went to the corner store to buy some cigarettes.

What did you buy, John?


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John Smith 15/05/11(Mon)12:34 No. 44507

>>44492
Recently all the conveni sell freshly made doughnuts!

I got doughnuts and famima-karage shio aji.


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John Smith 15/05/14(Thu)10:29 No. 44513
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I just bought some freshly baked baguette and a cup of joe. Gotta love midnight shopping.


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John Smith 15/05/21(Thu)06:20 No. 44529
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I bought some antifreeze. Have to keep the car topped up.




John Smith 15/04/27(Mon)06:39 No. 44474 [Reply]
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I washed my car today. I'm glad I went to the trouble to make her nice and shiny again.


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John Smith 15/04/28(Tue)04:35 No. 44476
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I wish I had my old car too.

It was fun as hell to drive.

Lived up to its reputation, mechanically though, as a dangerous rolling shitbox. Eh. Was still worth it though. Like getting to drive a little go-kart around in traffic. Plus, girls loved it. Not so much riding in it, cause there's like .5mm of suspension travel and it shifts like a tractor, but you know, being seen stepping out of it.

I guess I'm glad I sold it. Even though I wish I hadn't, so I could still drive it. Such is the irrational love of Alfa Romeo.


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John Smith 15/05/17(Sun)10:36 No. 44519
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>>44500
I waxed her when I washed her. The method I learned from my dad was to rub wax on via a rag with hard small circular motions, then wipe it off with another rag using long straight wipes. A toothbrush can be used for crevices and small hard to reach areas like where the letters on the back tell you what kind of car it is.


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John Smith 15/05/19(Tue)21:53 No. 44528

>>44519
Remember, first wash all the car, then wax.

Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Breathe, in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important. Wax on, right hand make circle. Wax off left hand circle. Breathe in, breathe out, wax on, wax off...




John Smith 15/05/09(Sat)21:51 No. 44501 [Reply]
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Hey John, what uninteresting thing did you do today? I went out for some tennis.


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John Smith 15/05/17(Sun)10:32 No. 44518

I went to the grocery store and enjoyed a thunderstorm.


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John Smith 15/05/17(Sun)20:33 No. 44521

I walked all around the shopping mall, but I only bought a Subway sandwich.


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John Smith 15/05/19(Tue)01:03 No. 44527

I got a haircut. I also bought some cement and sand and did some mortar work on a rock wall on my property. The recent weather had knocked a rock loose.




John Smith 15/05/16(Sat)00:38 No. 44517 [Reply]
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I didn't go in Kmart all that much back when there was one near me, but it was nice to have as an option to look for things that Walmart or Target might not have or have worse versions of.

Only now that they've closed up most of the Kmarts near me do I realize the truth of that cliche about how you don't know know what you've got 'til it's gone.




John Smith 15/04/26(Sun)10:52 No. 44468 [Reply]
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I wonder what all my old friends are upto.

I just don't wonder enough to ask them.


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John Smith 15/05/03(Sun)11:04 No. 44485

>>44484
over the years i've realized that, as with all things, it's easier to understand and therefore deal with, if you classify/label them in separate tiers.
so i have friends of different levels, acquaintances, and people i sort of idly chit chat with or nod to, and so on.

and then of course there's defining friends of different levels and intensities, which can be difficult..

true friends stick around, and continue to care for you even if you lose contact for a while.

you should have an honest heart to heart talk with these friends of yours. speak your mind and tell them your true feelings, and hopefully they'll do the same for you.
or, if you feel like they really arent friends, let go. you may find that losing them is worth it. maybe you'll gain new friends, or find that you feel more free in solitude.

for me, having one true, honest, beloved friend that you can go through anything with, is much better than having a whole bunch of people that you chat with that dont really care about you.

i hope you find what you're looking for, John. or perhaps... what you're not looking for....

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John Smith 15/05/14(Thu)12:50 No. 44514

I haven't made a friend in years.


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John Smith 15/05/15(Fri)20:19 No. 44516

>>44484
That's a feeling I've felt quite a few times before.

>>44485
I fear losing the last "true," closer friends I have. However, that's not that different from my fear of losing the loose outer circle of acquaintances I have (and I count 7chan among them). I'd be more resentful of my family pathologizing "computer addiction" if I didn't realize that anyone who watches too much Dr. Phil would come to the same conclusion. Still, it doesn't make it less absurd when they'd never view talking with people as an addiction but as just being sociable, but when you do the same thing but with a machine it's suddenly dangerous and antisocial.

At least I still have community band members. With a lot of them it's similar to how coworkers treat each other, but at least it's something.




John Smith 15/05/11(Mon)12:31 No. 44506 [Reply]
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Good evening John.

Recently, I've been working for a new company; an after-school education startup of sorts.
Last week, a co-worker I've only spoken to twice or so died of an aneurysm at the age of 34. I didn't really know anything about him except that he taught math.


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John Smith 15/05/14(Thu)01:15 No. 44511

That's kind of a bummer isn't it?


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John Smith 15/05/15(Fri)11:57 No. 44515

>>44511
A bit; I'm sorry he went so young, but it's not like I lost a dear friend.




John Smith 15/05/06(Wed)05:35 No. 44489 [Reply]
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I just steamed up my flies, john.

What big plans do you have for the new year?


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John Smith 15/05/12(Tue)10:29 No. 44510

Oh, you know... stuff and things.


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John Smith 15/05/14(Thu)02:19 No. 44512

Big goals, yes. Plans to reach those goals, not so much.




John Smith 15/01/30(Fri)07:41 No. 44152 [Reply]
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I think I would rather drift around from place to place on some kind of boat and tend to my vegetable garden there the rest of my life.

Actually, if all the land were so irradiated or biologically contaminated that it became uninhabitable, and people had to spend their lives fishing and drifting around the warm oceans in boats, our species wouldn't have any reason or ability to engage in arms races and weapons manufacturing or wars, religions would only be able to spread by their own merits & not by force, & humanity would soon have nothing better to do than develop in a more positive direction.

If all-out, total nuclear or biological war leaves even 1% of the human population alive, it'd be an ideal situation.


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John Smith 15/03/26(Thu)04:51 No. 44405

>>44399
I would bet its like finding yourself in a space age space station, and any cohabitation with the opposite sex would nearly immediately result total uninhibited sexual revolution.

Basically the interior would be covered in jizz, is what I'm saying.


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John Smith 15/03/28(Sat)12:30 No. 44407

>>44405
don't forget blow, because I think that car was designed for driving under the influence of cocaine.


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John Smith 15/05/12(Tue)10:28 No. 44509

>>44223
I just had a sort of epiphany, and will redo my grand utopian waterworld film.




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