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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 16/11/27(Sun)06:29 No. 45742 [Reply]

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What are you doing Satuday night, John?

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John Smith 16/12/05(Mon)05:57 No. 45756

I will work, go home, and masturbate while crying because my life is shit.

John Smith 16/12/05(Mon)05:59 No. 45757

why was this so interesting and so sad at the same time

John Smith 16/12/08(Thu)07:58 No. 45759

I like your way of thinking, John. Very novel-esque.
We are all going to make it, John.

John Smith 16/09/10(Sat)22:49 No. 45612 [Reply]

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Dear John

Let us write a story together.
I am pretty confident, that we can create something great together.

I shall start:
John shut down his computer and stared at the now black screen in front of him for what seemed ages.

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John Smith 16/11/27(Sun)07:17 No. 45744

John felt a knot on his throat.
Neither did he.
"Meet me at the cafe near the train station. You know, the one where we used to buy those donuts you liked so much? Something weird happened to me at my home, and I need to see you..."

John Smith 16/12/04(Sun)23:38 No. 45755

"uhm, sure. Ill be there in a bit"
John hung up and grabbed his key and his lucky charm, a die with a hole through it. It had a nice leather string through it so it could be used as a necklace. On the way out of the door he put on his jacket and locked the door behind him. When he turned around he stared right into the face ofhis neighbor. "holy shit, what is wrong with you?" john said in a trembly voice. His neighbor did not move, the complete lack of motion reminded john of a waxfigure. John took a step to the right and dashed down the stairs. "i must be fucking crazy", he thought, "this is not real. I need to talk to my friend about this". He touched the die through his pullover and sped up his pace.

John Smith 16/12/08(Thu)07:57 No. 45758

John's neighborhood was usually quiet and not many people lived on it.
But the silence was overwhelming. It didn't felt like a peaceful silence, but rather a silence that anticipated something bad, a silence full of suspense and harsh truths. Not a soul was found on the streets. Bird's chirping and dog's barking were absent.
And then he saw it. The dark figure, again.
Tears started to leak on his eyes. His knees felt weak, and his hands started to shake.
He only heard a loud beeping sound, and felt as a bucket of frozen water was thrown at him.
He knocked out cold.

John Smith 16/02/18(Thu)16:45 No. 45182 [Reply]

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I'm always researching 3 kinds of things. One I'm open about (my master's thesis), the second I only share with people who are more intelligence, knowledgeable and/or wise than me (investigating and prosecuting market manipulation) and the third I only discuss online under pseudonyms (motivation and philanthropy). What do you think of my approach?

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John Smith 16/03/07(Mon)18:06 No. 45219

You're a commie.

John Smith 16/03/14(Mon)12:43 No. 45230

Today I learned...the university building supervisors name is Nick

John Smith 16/12/01(Thu)06:24 No. 45754


I do think that it is a bit risky to use a pseudonym.

People may get the wrong idea.

Yours Truly,

John Smith 16/08/24(Wed)22:13 No. 45559 [Reply]

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I'm an American but I put a line through my sevens. What a delicious waste of ink.

What do you do when you want to feel wicked John?

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John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)06:03 No. 45737


In regards to your previous sentiment, it would appear to me that what I do to be distinguished is to spell words classically with the letter "u" when it is appropriate, such as in the word "neighbour" or "colour."

Just because we are Americans does not mean that we cannot have good taste in spelling and numbering. Being wicked seems inefficient to me.

Yours Truly,

John Smith 16/11/29(Tue)04:17 No. 45749

Howdy John, I always appreciate putting a good line under my "1" as well as the little lip that's on the top. I feel like it really distinguishes that it is a "1" rather than a lower-case "L" or the letter "I".

Sincerely, John Smith

John Smith 16/11/29(Tue)23:13 No. 45752

Dear John,

How utterly ruthless of you, I really appreciate adding an extra slash of ink through my sevens as well.



John Smith 16/11/12(Sat)01:47 No. 45720 [Reply]

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Hi John,
I remember the busy schedules, where I always needed to be somewhere. Life, as we both knew it, went by trough the flashing lights of the city.
But we always had time to make an exception for a spontaneous lunch you and I.
Always time to eat at a place with an even more tight schedule.
Now, my life is ,,/eh/.
It feels like I traded the moonshine for the sunshine.
While I've always had the dream , ever since I was a young boy, to never experience one inch of moonlight again, I so miss the light in the city.

With time passing i find myself staring at the distant moon just to catch a little glint of how I used to be.
I never in my already twisted state of mind would have even thought to be addicted to the moonlight which I detested.
I guess you can call it a kind of a Stockholm-syndrome.
But I now know that I have been living in denial, I so long for the big claws, the hair and the thirst of blood of warm human blood.
As I linger on in this sunshine, all cut off from my senses, feeling like I'm /eh/ by too much golf. I miss my days as a werewolf!
I am so at peace of mind when I at last have come to my senses.

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John Smith 16/11/12(Sat)02:26 No. 45721

That's nice, John.

I wouldn't, thank you.


John Smith 16/11/29(Tue)16:04 No. 45751

My dear friend John, how unlucky for me.
I still feel that you might open up if I tell you about my recent encounter with moonlight.

As I presume, you might have heard about the so called super-moon, it was all over the written press.

While there is no doubt about me anticipating the moon I was on about my daily chores in the god forsaken heat of the November sun.
As my impatience grew stronger I knew I couldn't stay in town for the night. Like an unsatisfied child with attention deficit disorder I grabbed my car keys, left the chores half-done, muttered to my neighbors and started the engine.

While the car started, the radio turned on with a bittersweet screech of my favorite artist playing the electrically amplified guitar, as if the universe knew about my secret, as if the radio was singing to me.
"Highway to hell" blasted through the radio waves and in to my cells like a neurotransmitter.
With the sun beginning to set, I had already passed through several various towns.

As I passed through a community I was always struck by the tragedies of men and how life always seemed to be too short.
I could often see it oh so clearly and vividly , even though the moment only lasted for as long as a heartbeat, it felt like a lifetime watching those twitching tear-filled eyes become still.

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John Smith 16/07/25(Mon)01:22 No. 45500 [Reply]

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The days get slower as I get older John.
Is it the same for you?

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John Smith 16/11/20(Sun)03:43 No. 45731

I remember reading a post somewhere (I was sure it was in this very thread but I guess not), in which John was saying he had a fear of passage of time and that he'd wake up every morning with his heart racing because he feels that he's losing time.

i'd like to have a similar sense of urgency.

John Smith 16/11/27(Sun)08:16 No. 45745

Its not a very nice feeling John, after some time you get up and go to work and every day it feels like you have done nothing. Nothing worth living for, but then you want to try keeping busy or finding some sort of hobby and you never get to it.

John Smith 16/11/28(Mon)00:20 No. 45748

They get faster for me, John.
And it feels strange to think that I have been idle for so many years.

John Smith 16/11/23(Wed)03:28 No. 45732 [Reply]

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7chan is a comfortable place John. Rarely do I visit, but I liken it to a personal cabin in the woods. A quite isolated small home.

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John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)03:22 No. 45734

"Like a cabin in the woods" is a very useful simile: it's definitely pleasant sometimes, but prolonged amounts of time there by yourself can affect your ability to interact with other human beings.

John Smith 16/11/27(Sun)08:20 No. 45746

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It is a nice place John and I am glad i am sharing it with you.

John Smith 16/11/28(Mon)00:18 No. 45747

It quit is. Gondola suits perfectly at this site, and even better at this board.
It kinda makes me feel bad, though.
If it is nice but slow, it means that there are not many quality posters out there.

John Smith 16/11/05(Sat)08:40 No. 45708 [Reply]

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Hello John, what's your favorite eh beverage? Mine would have to be mineral water.


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John Smith 16/11/16(Wed)23:34 No. 45726

Dear John, it's wonderful to see the amount of variety and discrepancy people can exhibit when it comes to tastes. I can't even begin to understand those who drink cold water or put ice in it. When I buy my mineral water, I ask for one from the deposit so it's been kept outside the fridge. I even drink water from taps in public conveniences using my bare hand to carry the liquid to my mouth when I have to, and am often caught in the middle of this very disgraceful maneuver, all in order to have it natural. Being myself a physician you can imagine how harmful and ignominious it gets performing such tricks in the toilets of public hospitals and clinics and being seen doing so by colleges and patients, but heck, that's how I like my water.

Yours truly.

John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)05:52 No. 45736


You know, lately, I have been taking my bottle of water with me on my walking route for work, and the water gets pretty cold by the end of a shift because it gets so cold outside after sunset. It is really worth it to wait those several hours to drink my water while it cools down. No worries about ice.

Yours Truly,

John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)20:01 No. 45740

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These 3 liter bottles are easy to drink out of and relatively economical, but they have a quality enough plastic that I can leave them in the car without the bottle degrading and the water tasting all plasticky. They're useful for long commutes and longer travels.

If you go looking for these in your part of the country, be warned that the exact brand may vary, as Nestlé owns all sorts of brands of water, so they might try to sell you something more local.

John Smith 16/06/12(Sun)22:04 No. 45412 [Reply]

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Could have had plans today, then remembered /eh/ exists.

Dear John, I hope you are doing well.

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John Smith 16/08/19(Fri)23:34 No. 45544

You don't know me, why should you be invested in my well-being? Thanks regardless, but it doesn't mean much to me.

John Smith 16/08/20(Sat)23:11 No. 45549

What kind of plans, John?

John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)06:15 No. 45739


I am glad to hear that you did not overdo it. It is important to remember our limitations.

I also hope that you are doing well.

Yours Truly,

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