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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/02/20(Fri)08:48 No. 44205

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This elevator music is too exciting. Please tell the drummer to tone it down a notch.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 15/05/03(Sun)06:41 No. 44483 [Reply]

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Good news, John! I found full-time employment for this upcomming season and it is not in retail or customer service. this seasonal position will buy me a lot of time and obtain me quite a sizeable chunk of money so I can get a place with my significant other and not have to move back home. I'm free and the air smells fresher than it ever has been

John Smith 15/05/05(Tue)14:10 No. 44486

Well done, John.

John Smith 15/05/06(Wed)09:34 No. 44490

Congratulations, John. Perhaps one day I will have the same opportunity as you.

John Smith 15/05/06(Wed)10:26 No. 44491

I spent the last twenty two years working in dangerous filthy industrial plants, living a meager existence, having never made enough money to afford to go to college or have any hope of owning a home or providing a good life for a family. So, after this last year of taking care of some ailing family, I'm considering the prospect of returning to that miserable environment for decades more of that pointless life, for someone else's benefit & at my expense, or, simply accepting that I have no place here, taking the canoe I built, paddling and portaging and camping as far as I can get from here, and when I've gone as far as I can go, & used up everything I have, I'll be glad to remove myself from the world of humans.

Kant's "social contract" we all agree to by being born is a flawed concept. When you don't give the signer of a contract an option to agree to sign it, the "contract" is that of a master to a slave. No one ever asked me if I wanted to live in this kind of society, and I never agreed to. So I think, I'm basically out.

John Smith 15/05/06(Wed)05:35 No. 44489 [Reply]

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I just steamed up my flies, john.

What big plans do you have for the new year?

John Smith 15/04/14(Tue)01:54 No. 44431 [Reply]

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in this thread we have a conversation one day at a time.

There was a lovely storm last night in my town

How is the weather up there?

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John Smith 15/04/20(Mon)06:39 No. 44447

there was a storm over here too
very late/early - 4 am

thunder, lightning, rain, wind, all the good stuff.
i missed storms very much.

i left my window open though.
it was nice because i got to hear and feel a lot of it
but my room became quite damp and cold.
but that's okay.
i've got a pretty good blanket to keep me warm.

John Smith 15/04/24(Fri)20:24 No. 44463

It has been raining off and on since the 17th and just yesterday it started snowing again.

Other than that the weather has been nice, I hate how kids nowadays never take advantage of the nice clean air after a good rain fall.

John Smith 15/05/06(Wed)04:19 No. 44487

I was able to sleep with my window open for the first time since September. It was nice.

John Smith 15/04/26(Sun)10:52 No. 44468 [Reply]

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I wonder what all my old friends are upto.

I just don't wonder enough to ask them.

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John Smith 15/05/02(Sat)03:07 No. 44482

My old friends are my current friends. I know what they do and they know what I do. It's a nice feeling to know there are people that love you.

John Smith 15/05/03(Sun)10:12 No. 44484

Dear John,

I often feel the people I call my friends are not actually fond of me. It sometimes causes me to feel somber while pondering if I'm truly alone.

Yours truly,
John Smith

John Smith 15/05/03(Sun)11:04 No. 44485

over the years i've realized that, as with all things, it's easier to understand and therefore deal with, if you classify/label them in separate tiers.
so i have friends of different levels, acquaintances, and people i sort of idly chit chat with or nod to, and so on.

and then of course there's defining friends of different levels and intensities, which can be difficult..

true friends stick around, and continue to care for you even if you lose contact for a while.

you should have an honest heart to heart talk with these friends of yours. speak your mind and tell them your true feelings, and hopefully they'll do the same for you.
or, if you feel like they really arent friends, let go. you may find that losing them is worth it. maybe you'll gain new friends, or find that you feel more free in solitude.

for me, having one true, honest, beloved friend that you can go through anything with, is much better than having a whole bunch of people that you chat with that dont really care about you.

i hope you find what you're looking for, John. or perhaps... what you're not looking for....

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John Smith 15/04/23(Thu)04:00 No. 44458 [Reply]

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Dear John, I recently found out I am Christ Jesus, the Messiah said to come in 2000 years hence circa 30 A.D.
I'm very lonely at the moment, though, and wanted to share some wisdom and thoughts. I like hippies, doom metal and psychoactives.

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John Smith 15/04/29(Wed)09:54 No. 44478

Mah momma.

John Smith 15/05/01(Fri)02:31 No. 44480

Nice stumpy. I and I.

John Smith 15/05/01(Fri)02:34 No. 44481

I am establishing a kingdom, as was prophesied.
Any movies anyone could recommend?

John Smith 15/04/27(Mon)06:39 No. 44474 [Reply]

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I washed my car today. I'm glad I went to the trouble to make her nice and shiny again.

John Smith 15/04/27(Mon)06:40 No. 44475

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I sometimes miss my old car even though it is in every way inferior.

It was my first. And when I sold it to carmax, I accidentally left a bunch of quarters in it.

John Smith 15/04/28(Tue)04:35 No. 44476

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I wish I had my old car too.

It was fun as hell to drive.

Lived up to its reputation, mechanically though, as a dangerous rolling shitbox. Eh. Was still worth it though. Like getting to drive a little go-kart around in traffic. Plus, girls loved it. Not so much riding in it, cause there's like .5mm of suspension travel and it shifts like a tractor, but you know, being seen stepping out of it.

I guess I'm glad I sold it. Even though I wish I hadn't, so I could still drive it. Such is the irrational love of Alfa Romeo.

John Smith 15/04/25(Sat)18:04 No. 44466 [Reply]

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Which logic do you find more efficient?

[ condition ] is true, so ...

[ condition ] is false, or ...

John Smith 15/04/26(Sun)06:59 No. 44467

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In a everyday sense, like:

It's Sunday, I'll walk in the park.

My wife isn't cheating on me, I'd divorce her.

Or, in the bash sense:

[[ -n $SUNDAY ]] && parkwalk
(non-empty SUNDAY, andthen parkwalk)

[[ -z $CHEATING ]] || divorce
(zero-entry CHEATING, or divorce)

Which way of thinking is less complex?
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John Smith 15/01/03(Sat)19:24 No. 44051 [Reply]

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I'm feeling a bit sniffly today. How about you?

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John Smith 15/01/09(Fri)05:17 No. 44071

Just the right amount, John.

the right amount of sniffly.

John Smith 15/02/28(Sat)12:51 No. 44217

My nose has got all irritated and raw on the exterior of my right nostril. I keep wanting to itch it, but know I mustn't.

This is the worst I've felt in a while.

John Smith 15/04/25(Sat)15:49 No. 44464

It's gone away now.

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