/eh/ - Particularly uninteresting conversation

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Celsius ## Admin ## 10/06/20(Sun)16:44 No. 1 Locked

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This board is for insipid bullshit that nobody cares about, probably not even you. There are no rules outside the global ones.

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John Smith ## Mod ## 10/07/12(Mon)08:01 No. 1932

Ok.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)19:35 No. 6618 [Reply]

I've just farted the stinkiest fart ever

Carry on

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)20:08 No. 6620

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I woke myself up last night when I farted. It wasn't loud, it was the smell.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:30 No. 6610 [Reply]

Why is every post by John Smith?

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:31 No. 6611

and yes i made this picture.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)18:20 No. 6616

is that a whole wheat hamburger bun? nom.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)20:08 No. 6619

That's not the way to get optimal ketchup per bitage there buddy.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)15:25 No. 6602 [Reply]

Let's have an uninteresting contest. This can be anything- Stories, statistics, anywhing.

Rules: It must be content. Just "..." with a blank image is not content. "I woke up today and ran out of toothpaste." is, or at the very least it's content for this thread.

I looked outside a few minutes ago. I didn't see any cars, which is normal.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:33 No. 6612

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i realized i own the same jacket as tom clancy.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)18:18 No. 6615

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i think my laundry is finished drying.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)18:22 No. 6617

Last night I dreamed that I was counting rocks. I was moving them from one endless pile to another next to me, whilst sitting indian style. I got to 600, then woke up. I wonder if I would have eventually sealed myself away with rocks.

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John Smith 10/09/03(Fri)08:56 No. 6554 [Reply]

I'm tired of liars,subways, school, fails, 4chan, my hair, camwhores, attention whores, fake friends, ^^, my back that hurts, being an ugly brainless fat fuck. What do you do when it comes to this ?

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)03:48 No. 6589

>>6571
If he has an addictive personality maybe. Also people who use trite generic phrases like that make me laugh.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)04:40 No. 6590

>>6571
>If he takes drugs, that's going to fuck his life up even more.

Yes, and?

None of us chose to be born, none of us are obligated to conform to society. You don't owe life a god damn thing.

So go take drugs. Do stupid things. Do whatever the fuck you want. I say a couple of years of a free life is better than 80 years in the machine.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:36 No. 6614

transfer your soul to a new body and start anew. thats what you do. hey that rhymed.......omg i have no life.

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John Smith 10/09/02(Thu)00:19 No. 6457 [Reply]

Went on holiday to New York- Hated it.
The whole time was shit and I injured my leg and walked on it for a whole 5 days, its now mishapen and re-healing.
Whole time though, I just wanted to go home to watch a porno and have a wank.

Shameful right?

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John Smith 10/09/03(Fri)15:28 No. 6567

>>6565
Ok there wanker. I guess.

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John Smith 10/09/03(Fri)18:50 No. 6576

Spank that monkey. Spank it good.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:33 No. 6613

Date with Rosey Palms and her five sisters.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)15:16 No. 6599 [Reply]

I don't like the dead skin at the side of my nails. It gets up, I scratch it, it gets further up, I tear it off, it stings, and then gets infected and sore for days.

Yet I can't stop.

Picture related; the place is called 'nail wall'.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)17:27 No. 6609

yeah me too. i dont know what to do though.

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John Smith 10/06/24(Thu)12:28 No. 340 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

So, should I start over?

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)10:31 No. 6591

Shucks son, you nearly made it this time.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)16:02 No. 6605

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Back up and postin' crap! Yay!

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)16:27 No. 6607

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Seriously, though, I'm glad I don't have to start over. That would make three times.

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John Smith 10/08/30(Mon)01:33 No. 6191 [Reply]

Let's have some jokes. I'll start. They need not be wheelbarrow-related, but I find wheelbarrows to be exceptionally uninteresting.

Three men were arguing over the price of wheelbarrows. The first said that they should be cheaper, for it costs much less to make them than they're charging for. The second man said that the price is perfect, because many little things went together to decide exactly that price. The third one said that the wheelbarrows should be more expensive, because he got a cut of the profits.

A man, called John, went to the pub just as the pub opened, handed the bartender a fistfull of bills, and told the bartender to make him drunk. The bartender asked why, for it was unusual for people to come in during the afternoon and ask for such a large amount of alcohol. John replied that his father had gone insane. The bartender asked John, in what way did he go insane? John replied, that his father had started to collect wheelbarrows.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)15:23 No. 6601

I found myself one day needing money for wheelbarrows. I had cut down on all expenses, to the point of near-starvation, but I still did not have enough. So, I tracked down a guy who makes porn, and said that I was willing to do anything for money, as long as it's more-or-less legal. He set me up a few days later, and when I showed up on the set, I was met with nothing but a wheelbarrow. I was told to go into it, nude, and masturbate. This I did, eagerly, for now I no longer needed to money for wheelbarrows, and could return to eat human food.

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)15:26 No. 6603

>>6601
needed to money? What the fuck is wrong with me..

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)16:27 No. 6606

>>6443

post of the thread

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John Smith 10/09/07(Tue)20:57 No. 6580 [Reply]

I guess we could talk about what we did when 7chan was down.

Whatever

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)13:54 No. 6596

/eh/ is my favourite board

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)14:22 No. 6597

I watched my baseball team lose some more. Also got a bunch of listings done on ebay, and graded records for my next auction.
Very glad /eh/ is back in my life!

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John Smith 10/09/08(Wed)15:18 No. 6600

I slept, for I had nothing to do but fap, but my penis had gotten sore.

I also sucked on a straw for a few hours because my glass was empty, but I could not be bothered to fill it.