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John Smith ## Admin ## 13/03/17(Sun)06:48 No. 39798 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.
Now I know you may see this as a compliment, but I assure you that it is not. This was once a source of pride for me - conversations were held on many topics and the superiority of Pepsi-Cola was never in question. It seems that through the years you have all forgotten the statement of this board: Every conversation is uninteresting.
This does not mean that only excessively droll conversation is allowed. You may talk about anything, especially topics that may not be suited for other boards.

Why am I telling you this, John?
I fear the trends over that past year have created a circlejerk in shades of gray; every man stroking unenthusiastically and not a single climax reached. The board approaches an insipid singularity and the userbase stagnates and shrinks.

What do I feel I can do to halt this monotony?
Remove this monochrome veil.
Turn off the elevator's wail.
Take back your own names.
Move from completely uninteresting to mild interest.

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John Smith 15/02/20(Fri)08:48 No. 44205
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This elevator music is too exciting. Please tell the drummer to tone it down a notch.




John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied
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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.


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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300
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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU




John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)02:59 No. 44631 [Reply]
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Bored. How is everyone doing today?


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)15:05 No. 44636

I feel so bored all the time that you could say being bored is a part of my personality. I have loads of films, literature, etc on my computer that could keep me occupied for months, but I never feel like watching/reading anything.


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)22:04 No. 44638

>>44635
I was watching Stardust Memory the other day.

I think we might have a lot in common, John.


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John Smith 15/07/01(Wed)07:56 No. 44651

>>44638
i switched to Gundam Unicorn the other day
i really liked MSG Unicorn. the NZ-666 Kshatriya is my favorite mobile suit.

tell me more things that you like, John.




John Smith 15/06/05(Fri)08:43 No. 44568 [Reply]
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I had pizza again today.

It was alright


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)22:01 No. 44637

>>44623
>cold pizza, bite it

I have a taste aversion to cold pizza and microwave reheated pizza because a lukewarm pizza gave me food poisoning once.

I have discovered that oven reheated pizza is not a problem.


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)22:22 No. 44639

>Get up, John, go to your fridge, take that last piece of cold pizza...
I always finish my pizza while it's hot.


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John Smith 15/07/01(Wed)06:24 No. 44650

>>44637
Oven reheating is always better than microwave.




John Smith 15/04/23(Thu)04:00 No. 44458 [Reply]
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Dear John, I recently found out I am Christ Jesus, the Messiah said to come in 2000 years hence circa 30 A.D.
I'm very lonely at the moment, though, and wanted to share some wisdom and thoughts. I like hippies, doom metal and psychoactives.


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John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)03:02 No. 44625

Cut out this supposedly true break with reality you Johns are having. Grandiose delusions rustle my jimmies, especially drug-induced ones.


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)03:05 No. 44633

>2000 years

Took you long enough. What have you been doing all this time?


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John Smith 15/07/01(Wed)01:40 No. 44649

>>44633
The tewnty years on earth where I forgot who I was I was masturbating.




John Smith 15/06/27(Sat)03:54 No. 44643 [Reply]
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I think all we are is a piece of food left out by god that's become overtaken by a colony; like bacteria does to our food


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John Smith 15/06/29(Mon)03:39 No. 44646

okay


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John Smith 15/06/29(Mon)11:57 No. 44647

there's a song that has those same lyrics that was made by an electronic underground artist i think


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John Smith 15/06/30(Tue)23:35 No. 44648

We are the bacteria.




John Smith 15/06/20(Sat)07:45 No. 44615 [Reply]
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Dear John,
I've taken up painting again but I'm not very good so I stopped after i stuck my paintbrush in my coffee by mistake.
Have you ever given up something you enjoyed because it ruined your beverage?


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John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)02:59 No. 44624

Dust ruins my beverages. I've thought intently about giving up shedding skin, but it hasn't helped. I could wear less fluffy clothing too, but it's cold here.


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John Smith 15/06/26(Fri)01:24 No. 44640

>>44615
Well John, I recently gave up on learning Teeline shorthand after resizing how terribly dyslexic I am.


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John Smith 15/06/28(Sun)03:07 No. 44645

>>44620
I know people who cannot fathom functioning without caffeine.




John Smith 15/06/08(Mon)22:57 No. 44583 [Reply]
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Some hot dog carts have sauerkraut but others don't. If they have it I'll get it on my dog with some mustard.. If they don't I just get mustard.

What do like on your hot dog John?


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John Smith 15/06/13(Sat)06:02 No. 44598

>>44597
that was fairly rude, John.


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John Smith 15/06/26(Fri)04:29 No. 44641

I enjoy eating my hot dogs with some ketchup, mustard, and relish. When I was younger I used to only use ketchup but I realized that I could gain a better flavor experience by using other condiments.


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John Smith 15/06/28(Sun)03:03 No. 44644

BBQ sauce, spicy brown mustard and sauteed onions. Delicious.




John Smith 13/07/05(Fri)02:09 No. 40861 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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Is your glass of water half full or half empty, John?

Mine is half empty, which reminds me that when I finish the other half, it's gone and my glass will be empty until I refill it.


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John Smith 15/04/22(Wed)14:28 No. 44454

Nearly two years later I still occasionally think of this thread, and I still have no answer for it. I like to think I am a glass half full kind of guy but that is only in theory. Had something bad happened to me, I generally think negatively about the situation.


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John Smith 15/05/29(Fri)02:47 No. 44542

It's pretty full, John.

And yet, kinda empty.

...ish.


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John Smith 15/06/26(Fri)04:34 No. 44642

>>44454 It seems to me, John, that you're optimistic about being optimistic. it sounds to me like your glass is most certainly half full.




John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)07:58 No. 44626 [Reply]
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About 30 minutes ago a reasonably sized spider fell on my desk in front of my keyboard. It didn't look like the spider did this intentionally, so I decided to let it live and take it outside. I found a broom and attempted to nudge it off my desk and onto the wall so I could get it to walk on the broom and take it outside. After a substantial amount of time I managed to get him to walk on the wall, but he showed no interest in getting onto the broom. Instead he just kept moving about an inch every time I touched his leg with the bristles. I could have forcefully scraped him off the wall with the bristles, but I didn't want to risk injuring its legs. Eventually I managed to make it walk about 5 feet along the wall to a shelf with a DVD player on it. The spider took refuge under this DVD player, and I decided to just leave him there since using the broom wasn't viable anymore.

I figure that the spider has no interest in messing with me, so I feel reasonably comfortable with it resting in this new location. If it chooses to relocate then I assume it will do so when I am not watching, and since I don't want to see it either this scenario works in both of our favors.


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John Smith 15/06/24(Wed)19:41 No. 44629

You are very considerate, OP.


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John Smith 15/06/25(Thu)03:03 No. 44632
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>>44626

Constantly around my house I have been finding spiders. I have been killing them instead of reasoning with them.

I'll try to be more considerate of spider lives OP.

Thanks for the Spider redpill.




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