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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked Stickied

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.


John Smith 16/03/26(Sat)06:51 No. 45244 [Reply]

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Hey John, how's corporate? I got moved to monetary last week, so I couldn't swing by your office earlier. I just wanted to let you know that the quarterly report due date is getting pushed back to the 28th, so you have more time to get that done. Also, the microwave in the break room is out of order, so don't use it for more than about 30 seconds. sorry I couldn't tell you this in person, but you know how the boss is. I'll talk to you soon

John from Monetary

John Smith 16/05/20(Fri)01:57 No. 45357

Dear John from Monetary.
Is the coffee machine newly broken or still broken? I was having problems with it all this week. Has John from maintenance looked at it yet?
-John from accounting
P.s. Thanks for the extra time.

John Smith 16/07/31(Sun)12:07 No. 45507

Hello John, I'm terribly sorry about the microwave but it seems to need a new coil. This is a quick fix as long as John at the hardware store still has the part in stock.
-Sincerely John in Maintanence
P.S. I did get around to fixing our old coffee pot seems the hot plates wire shook loose, I made some coffee and brought some half and half and sugar from home. Enjoy.

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)05:11 No. 45470 [Reply]

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Bought groceries for the first time in over a month. I'm pretty excited. Got veggies, fruits, milk, cheesy bread, whiskey... Actually being able to eat is great. : )

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)11:03 No. 45476

having your own food at the house is always nice:
you can eat whenever you feel like it, or keep to your own schedule, and you can choose what to make and prepare it exactly how you like it.

i'm not a fan of washing dishes though. However, having washable dishes is better than buying paper plates all the time.

fruits and veggies are good, and i like cheese very much. bread is good too. a good simple, hearty meal of bread, meat, cheese and potatoes is always very satisfying.

So John, what's the first meal you're going to make?

John Smith 16/07/18(Mon)02:22 No. 45488

I like washing dishes. It is peaceful. It makes for good time to just think and listen to music.

I definitely acquired all of the basics. Cheesy bread, romaine, cheese, meats, cereal, apples, berries...

I think I'll be simple and just make a nice romaine hearts, sharp cheddar, and black forest ham whole wheat sandwich.

I'm glad I have food.

John Smith 16/07/30(Sat)19:01 No. 45506

I too enjoy shopping, it makes me feel like I have achieved something

John Smith 16/07/12(Tue)01:07 No. 45462 [Reply]

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Dear John

What is your favorite font?
Mine is probably SimSun, it's notable likeness with some of the old typewriter fonts makes writing articles with those more of a delightful experience.
Still it's somewhat thin appearance induces some kind of inner fear that no one will be able to read it.

Truly yours,

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John Smith 16/07/23(Sat)00:19 No. 45495

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DejaVu Mono Sans is my favourite monospace font by far. However, I haven't really found a font I like for documents. I end up using either Liberation Sans, or, where possible, Helvetica.

Also, I must say I am slightly surprised to find Johns talking mostly about Serif fonts, with it being the digital age and its current preference of Sans. But, I guess, I should have expected no less from you, John.

John Smith 16/07/27(Wed)20:21 No. 45504

Times Sans Serif, it has this New Yorker feel to it and just feels so quaint and simple at the same time as this.

John Smith 16/07/28(Thu)22:19 No. 45505

Courier new has always stuck with me after computer science.

John Smith 16/07/25(Mon)01:22 No. 45500 [Reply]

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The days get slower as I get older John.
Is it the same for you?

John Smith 16/07/25(Mon)07:06 No. 45501

It's been the opposite for me: days fly by more quickly as I age, and weeks, months, years drain away from my life at a constantly accelerating pace.

John Smith 16/07/25(Mon)21:52 No. 45502

The length of the day does vary by about a millisecond overall each year. The 3/11 earthquake in Japan shaved 1.8 microseconds off the day.

John Smith 16/07/27(Wed)20:19 No. 45503

I hope the days drain faster from my life so that I can approach the inevitable end of things as soon as possible.

John Smith 16/07/13(Wed)10:36 No. 45464 [Reply]

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I made a somewhat interesting joke earlier today, and it made a lot of people very upset with me. That was more excitement than I needed in my day, so I've come back to /eh/ instead.

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John Smith 16/07/23(Sat)18:53 No. 45497

All through life we are taught to be complacent, modest, and to bite our tongues. Humans are becoming grey blurs of existence soaking up media programming rather than our purpose as colourful diverse entities with unique thoughts morals and aspirations. When you think of a joke you better say it. Fuck the cunts who try to bring you down. Communication is in critical state at least in America. It is our job to recessitate the state of our great state America.

John Smith 16/07/24(Sun)08:17 No. 45498

I see your point, John, but a more eh way to put that feeling would be to encourage an attitude of eh toward the fear of someone not getting the joke.

The easiest thing is to share a joke with an entire room. Maybe not everyone will get it, and maybe most won't. However, statistically speaking some will, and the ones that do will appreciate you more. If your rapier wit doesn't always connect then be more like a humor Uzi--spray and pray.

John Smith 16/07/24(Sun)15:32 No. 45499

Well said John I am inclined to your viewpoint on the matter.

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)15:35 No. 45479 [Reply]

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I've taken a liking to sunflower seeds. They're packed with flavor and give the feeling of snacking on something even though you spit out most of the content once the flavor is gone.

John Smith 16/07/22(Fri)21:50 No. 45494

Thank for reminding me these exist John, I must now drive to the store to pick some up after class.

Best regards,
John Smith

John Smith 16/07/17(Sun)13:56 No. 45485 [Reply]

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yesterday was the annual flying ant day. made me think of /eh/, because i think i've made this same thread at least 3 years in a row.

nevertheless, happy flying ant day.

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John Smith 16/07/19(Tue)02:08 No. 45489

I've always had a attraction to insects, I guess how animals evolve in such diferentiate manners was always a subject of my interest.

Sincerely yours,

John Smith 16/07/19(Tue)06:54 No. 45490

I recall, last year's post was very close to the same phenomenon in my area.

(Northern?) Kyushu also has annual swarms of flying; but they don't seem to have an official hoiday. Ants everywhere. Not my favorite day, John. It was difficult to purchase a train ticket at the station for having to sweep the ants off the touchschreen.

John Smith 16/07/20(Wed)12:45 No. 45491

Yesterday was my day for their swarms.

They don't bite or sting so they're no more annoying than your average channer.

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)04:27 No. 45469 [Reply]

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BasicLive with 5 family members.
-kinda of a shutin so they all in my business when i leave the house.
-always being watch someway or another being online or irl.
-small town
How do i get laid a keep my business private its a real small town.

Basically i want my privacy

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John Smith 16/07/15(Fri)20:14 No. 45483

I appreciate when a question receives a thorough analysis, though I suspect our OP John might prefer an answer to his question.

Small town life is a double-edged sword. One of the positive aspects, however, is that since everybody knows a guy who knows a guy it's easier for, say, an employer who went to school with your uncle to take a chance on hiring you.

Solving the unemployment problem is the key to solving the rest of them. You can then have a valid and unquestionable reason to leave the house, save money for your own reliable transportation, get transferred to a job in the next town over or even the nearest city, and from there you can have whatever relations you like with whomever in the relative privacy of distance.

John Smith 16/07/17(Sun)10:18 No. 45484


John Smith 16/07/18(Mon)00:40 No. 45487

Second for OP leaving.

Rant/ How did my poop thread get a deleat but this garbage stays? /Rant

John Smith 16/07/02(Sat)22:05 No. 45440 [Reply]

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Dear John,

Saw this scene >>/b/755089 and thought of you.
Tried to make a banner >>/banner/1281, but feeling pretty neutral about it. 300x100 doesn't make room for much detail.


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John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)09:39 No. 45474

That's genius.

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)10:59 No. 45475

i like it very much.

oh that's perfect

Good job, John.

John Smith 16/07/14(Thu)19:24 No. 45482

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