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John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)17:24 No. 40280 [Reply]
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Let'shaveasophisticatedandgentlemanlythrerad.Picunrelated.


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John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)17:26 No. 40281

There's already a board for that.


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John Smith 13/05/02(Thu)15:22 No. 40287

>>40280
maybe later john, im busy writing my paper...




John Smith 13/04/20(Sat)05:19 No. 40173 [Reply]
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I just wiped some sweat off my forehead and it smelled like the sulfur from a lit match. At first I wondered if something was wrong but then I just stopped caring.


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John Smith 13/04/23(Tue)22:36 No. 40209

I found this satisfyingly uninteresting, good work.

John


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John Smith 13/04/28(Sun)01:53 No. 40243

Hello Johns. I'm back again, because I wanted to tell you that my sweat now smells (at least to myself) vaguely sweet. This may have something to do with all the fruit I have been eating recently.


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John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)14:25 No. 40279

Sometimes the sweat from my crotch smells exactly like butterscotch. I don't even eat butterscotch John.




John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)12:09 No. 40276 [Reply]
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Hello, John.


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John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)12:11 No. 40277
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>>40276
Hello, John.


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John Smith 13/05/01(Wed)12:12 No. 40278
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>>40277
Hello, John.




John Smith 13/04/29(Mon)04:35 No. 40253 [Reply]
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I don't remember news years 2000


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John Smith 13/04/29(Mon)19:41 No. 40257

I don't remember the last time I heard Sheryl Crow.


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John Smith 13/04/29(Mon)20:22 No. 40259

I remember new year 2000 very well. Sat around waiting for everything to crash and the world to end.

Clock strikes midnight and absolutely nothing of interest happened apart from the digital clocks on the microwave and other appliances turned to 00:00

All in all it was a very /eh/ new year.


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John Smith 13/04/29(Mon)23:32 No. 40263

That was very disappointing.

Was really looking forward to seeing some fireworks, airplanes falling out of the sky or wall street dicks jumping out of windows to their deaths, but no, just, keep on getting up too early in the morning, go to your job and do the work you're given, pay your taxes like a good boy, and sit obediently, quietly in your home, for the next workday to begin.




John Smith 13/04/28(Sun)01:32 No. 40242 [Reply]
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what doth life




John Smith 13/04/23(Tue)09:49 No. 40200 [Reply]
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Here's a thread that is so interesting I shouldn't have made it. Has anyone else been browsing /eh/ and /grim/ at once and taken solace in the mixing of the two background music files as they overlapped and caused spontaneous feelings of both apathy and quiet existence in an endlessly mundane moment?


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John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)04:41 No. 40227

>>40200
Hey John, that's a little too much for me at the moment.


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John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)07:48 No. 40228

My eyes... are these tears? What have you done to me John?


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John Smith 13/04/27(Sat)15:50 No. 40239
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Did you know that when you try to Shazam the /eh/ music, it says;-

"Sorry, we couldn't find a match for this music."

Here's a picture of Alyssa Bustamante




John Smith 13/04/27(Sat)04:18 No. 40233 [Reply]
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To what hypothetical extent does a conversation on /eh/ become too /eh/dgy. Heh.


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John Smith 13/04/27(Sat)04:51 No. 40234

Please, calm down.


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John Smith 13/04/27(Sat)06:09 No. 40235

^
Perhaps you answered your own question there, OP: When it becomes self-referentially absurd.




John Smith 13/04/23(Tue)18:51 No. 40207 [Reply]
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After watching the Blu-Ray version for the fifth time, i noticed that Jake Sully arrived on Pandora on 05/19/2154.

I never really thought about what year this movie was set in before.


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John Smith 13/04/24(Wed)00:07 No. 40211

It always bothered me that Sci-Fi writers always set the dates on their super futuristic stories around a century into the future. It immediately made me think the writers lacked considerable perspective on anthropological development. Set your shit in the year 12013, aka, long x5 after conscious beings counted years from the absurdly arbitrary mythical year one as agreed upon and revised all those times, and everything that exists today and entire world populations that have risen and collapsed in between has long since been lost and forgotten and given a shit about. That's the inevitability of the future. I mean, it's only 10k years down the road, a relative sliver of time on any timeline outside the puny scale of an individual humans lifetime. Setting your crap crap a century into the future is so close, why even say you're setting it in the future at all? Might as well just say it's all taking place in Japan or Europe, present day. But I suppose, since Sci-Fi always seems to boil down to the superiority and awesomeness of humanity, while simultaneously showing how perfectly balanced our present animalistic barbarism is with our stunning intellect... setting it in the future would mean presenting humans so vastly different than what we're all conditioned to accept as the model virtuous human today, audiences wouldn't be able to tell "good" an "evil" apart which is apparently really what they want.

Maybe I'm just jaded because Arthur C Clark set some realistic expectations with 2001, but as humanity began to stand on its own two feet, it paused about halfway up in about 1972, sat back down, shit down its own neck, fell out of its chair and laid there on the floor pissing all over itself ever since.


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John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)16:57 No. 40230

>>40211
Its all about motivation.

Many first world countries of today have little nationalism, religion, insecurity or other reason for the population to work together towards the common goal of technological progression.

We are living in the twilight between the most recent boom (WWII until end of Cold War) and the next Dark Age, likely resulting from a combination of the collapse of a deeply fraudulent banking system, increasing civil unrest in western society, and perhaps even nuclear war.

However long that Dark Age will last, in the inevitable technological boom after it, the final frontier (space) will be the site of most progression.


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John Smith 13/04/27(Sat)02:16 No. 40232

Stargate is set in the present.




John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)04:40 No. 40226 [Reply]
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Those springtime allergies are starting to kick in. Sucks man.


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John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)16:42 No. 40229

>>40226
If you took your Nasonex every morning like you're supposed to, John, you wouldn't be having these difficulties


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John Smith 13/04/26(Fri)19:52 No. 40231

and if your worried about drowsiness just take the pill before going to sleep and it'll keep you clear all day




John Smith 13/04/15(Mon)03:38 No. 40139 [Reply]
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It took me just a short while to shake off the confusion after having clicked my way through the portal. This place felt all too familiar. That elevator music, the shameless small-talk, dreary dispositions deduce the drudgery of day-to-day existence. I knew it then that I was in Hell, or if not yet there then surely I was in the waiting room for it.


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John Smith 13/04/19(Fri)08:37 No. 40167
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>>40163
I meant the sentiment of the first three posts: that the "Waiting Room for Hell" is a place like /eh/ is pretty somber...


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John Smith 13/04/24(Wed)14:51 No. 40216

Speaking of which, I know I've heard this music somewhere before, but I don't know where. Was it from a DS game? Maybe Nintendogs (yes, I will admit I actually played through nintendogs)?


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John Smith 13/04/24(Wed)23:22 No. 40219
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>>40216

Holy shit and Jesus Christ.




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