Hey guys, thanks for giving your opinion on /local/, it seems the general consensus was to go forward with it, and that's what I'm going to do.

My next dilemma is figuring out a proper way to approach this, from a programming standpoint. My current idea is to match an user's IP to a location using GeoIP, so far the results have been alright. For my IP it gave me a location 0.9 miles away, for someone else, 0.7, but for a few people it gave results of more than 100 miles, like australian IPs. So I'm looking for other methods on how to approach this.

Keep in mind this still needs to be possible to program, so no way out suggestions

and yes, I'm totally asking for legit advice on /b/, there must be something wrong with me.

ITT: You use your jizz towel as your face wash towel. Pic Related.

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:30 No. 390398 File 125875621060.jpg - (118.87KB , 522x438 , 1172802564810.jpg ) ITT: You struggle to climb down a tree and suddenly the tree turns upside down. Pic related.

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:54 No. 390422 File 125875763910.jpg - (149.28KB , 1280x1024 , IMG00098.jpg ) ITT: Freemasons. Pic related.

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:15 No. 390433 File 125875893784.jpg - (109.71KB , 380x560 , archiepunisher.jpg ) ITT: The pleasure of lovemaking is a serious relationship. Pic Related.

This board is full of depression and anger... For shame... Have some dog.

What is this dog doing with his face? I can tell from here it's not :3 and it certainly isn't :(

So what is this dog doing with his face /b/?

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:43 No. 390409 File 125875701572.jpg - (480.55KB , 1600x1200 , 20090707197.jpg ) Even a bloodthirsty shepherd can feel empathy towards the sharpest of our lords creations.

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:46 No. 390410 File 125875716537.jpg - (450.54KB , 1600x1200 , 20090707199.jpg ) If the hedgehogs weren't so pussified, i bet they would have become great friends.

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:12 No. 390432 (638x451) (638x451) (1280x960) (800x600) (800x600) flop yeah

Hey /b/, define yourself without using a name or moniker.

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)09:12 No. 390030 File 125873715794.jpg - (13.63KB , 266x264 , harlequin1.jpg )

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:49 No. 390414 File 125875732758.gif - (265.36KB , 400x400 , 125835453733.gif ) this picture defines me

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:12 No. 390431 (361x542) (457x300) (768x577) (1024x768) (2922x2451) This is an abstract representation of mah lief

I smell fags.

Including link because of a multiple embed fail.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hrjpe1VCNg

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:05 No. 390429 File 125875832757.png - (32.45KB , 600x710 , pyllyneuvos.png ) Well if it isn't Councillor Butt!

its been an long week, we need an Miku thread

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:41 No. 390407 flop you sagers!

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:52 No. 390419 sage

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:03 No. 390428 File 125875823096.gif - (404.99KB , 404x291 , 125701038962.gif )

Who is Miku Fanboy and why does he post so much?

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:10 No. 390386 >>389872 oh, thank you! i have reported the video. MORALFAG

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:17 No. 390393 >>389872 Nicee

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:47 No. 390412 File 125875723255.jpg - (16.70KB , 350x232 , big_lebowski_nihilists.jpg ) >>390386 I flop you in the ass, I flop you in the ass, I flop you, I flop you, I flop you, I flop...

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Old Hairy Woman thread, GO!

Taken from Wikipedia Article:
There is an unverified report of a 403-pound Alligator Snapping Turtle found in the Neosho River in Kansas in 1937,[3] but the largest one actually on record is debatable. One weighed at the The Shedd aquarium in Chicago was a 16-year resident giant alligator snapper weighing 249 lbs. sent to the Tennessee State Aquarium as part of a breeding loan in 1999. Another was 236 lbs, and housed at the Brookfield Zoo in suburban Chicago. Both of these may still be alive.

The inside of the turtle's mouth is camouflaged, and it possesses a vermiform (literally, "worm-shaped") appendage on the tip of its tongue used to lure fish, a form of Peckhamian mimicry. The turtle hunts by lying motionless in the water with its mouth wide open. The vermiform tongue imitates the movements of a worm, luring prey to the turtle's mouth. The mouth is then closed with tremendous speed and force, completing the ambush.

Though their potential lifespans in the wild are unknown, alligator snapping turtles are believed to be capable of living to 150 years of age. According to an episode of "Dirty Jobs" on the Discovery Channel, there are reports of living Alligator Snapping turtles with musket balls from the American Civil War lodged in them. In captivity, they typically live from anywhere between 20 to 70 years of age.

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>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)11:07 No. 390174 >>389834 shit in my mouth.. most of the birds seem to get it; i mean yeah it's a turtle, but a turtle with an obvious bad attitude and one hell of a jaw.. then one dumb asshole pigeon is like "Whoop-de-dee Mr. Turtle, howzit- GHYAH!"

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)14:20 No. 390395 File 125875563339.jpg - (198.99KB , 730x584 , 1205429956464.jpg ) >>390174 I shit in my mouth'ed so hard i spit on myself and about fell down the stairs afteward because i was still laughing like five minutes later. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>	Miku Fanboy 09/11/20(Fri)15:01 No. 390425 >>390395 >your awesome I hope you doubled the length of his ban for that.