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There's a new /777/ up, it's /selfhelp/ - You're Pathetic, We're Pathetic, We Can Do This! Check it out. Suggest new /777/s here.

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Holy shit! A new /777/? Why, it's a Christmas miracle, kids! Found ## Admin ## 14/12/19(Fri)22:32 No. 1 [Reply] Stickied

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Clearly I'm a touch useless, and need some help to make myself a better person, someone whose more well rounded. Someone who can change /777/ more than twice a year, essentially.

Regardless, go nuts and do what you normally do! To suggest future /777/s use this thread: https://7chan.org/7ch/res/4700.html

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Useless 15/03/04(Wed)21:27 No. 288

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I have more than enough hard on for everyone

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)00:16 No. 379 [Reply]

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To single anons - how do you deal with envy towards people in relationships? I'm really bitter about it and get annoyed at people shoving love in my face, especially when it's my close friends, so I was thinking how to fix my attitude.

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)00:23 No. 380

Get them to set you up with a girl, couples love doing that shit and you get laid, win-win. May even get into your own relationship at the same time if you're into that kind of thing.

Alternatively find the really hot chick he fancied before he dated her and do her.

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)09:02 No. 381

Take a deep breath, and be honest with them. Communicate. Tell them what they are doing is annoying as hell. If they can't or won't respect you on that point, don't hang out with them.

As for the bitterness, you probably should get out more and have fun. If that doesn't suit you, stay in more and have fun. Don't let other people dictate your happiness. Either you are all happy to be around one another, or you are happy to be yourself. If you aren't happy being yourself, do something about it, for fuck's sake. You are your own master.

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)15:26 No. 395

You gotta be okay with you.

Get out, do things you enjoy doing. If you try new things and take yourself slightly out of your comfort zone, you'll make new friends and maybe meet new people. (Join a ballroom dance class for example. Even if you aren't really interested, it's easy for a single guy to meet ladies there, and you'll gain a new skill).

Other than that, just don't let other people bother you. You'll find yours eventually.

Useless 15/04/07(Tue)13:42 No. 354 [Reply]

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How to stop being a FAT FUCKER without moving your ass an inch:

Lets assume you are a MASSIVE hambeast, >300 pounds. You need a fuckton of body fat or else this diet will force your body to cannibalize your mucles to get it's nutrition. Basically anything higher than 30% for men and 35% for women. Do not decend below these values on this diet without talking to a non-retarded doctor or you will seriously fuck yourself up. Your ONLY ailment must be fatness. I don't know how fast this will kill you if you have the beetus or some other shit.

You will need a calculator, the ability to read a label, a smartphone you can install apps too, and the ability to 'put down the cake'. If you are clinically addicted to food this will not work, you definitly need professional medical attention you disgusting hambeast. If you are 'murican I'm personally sorry your shitpit government decided that it's cronyism and profits took precedence over your wellbeing. I promise the rest of the world won't die laughing.

This goes against everything you were ever taught, but it works like a charm. This diet forces your body to use fat instead of sugar for its primary energy source. This state is called Ketosis. Do not confuse it with Ketoacidosis, they are totally different. I lost 1-1.5 pounds a day doing this and never felt very hungry.


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Useless 15/04/13(Mon)10:41 No. 367

Im stuck at 180 after losing around 50 pounds since early 2014. Do you have any tips? I am pretty impulsive so if I tried ketosis I would probably mess it up and end up back where I started. My goal is around 150, do you have any tips?

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)12:04 No. 393

take to fork out of your mouth

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)12:07 No. 394

Hate to let you know this but studies have shown only 5% of people can lose more then 20lbs for more then 5 years. If you are "fat" then you are probably stuck at your weaght satistily specing.

Useless 15/02/02(Mon)04:52 No. 223 [Reply]

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The symptoms of my mental illness are a mile long, not to mention my physical ailments. I am beginning to recluse completely and am running out of money too. I'm starting to get desperate and don't know what the fuck to do.

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Useless 15/03/26(Thu)04:26 No. 338


Airwolf you, I'm drunk.

Useless 15/04/10(Fri)08:46 No. 363

Well at least you got into a relationship at all anon, my life was over the day it began

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)11:55 No. 392

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Asking 7channel for metal help is like a black guy asking a cop not to shoot him. Once in a while it works but usually not

Useless 15/03/30(Mon)20:59 No. 342 [Reply]

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How do you deal with social rejection, humiliation, bullying, etc?

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Useless 15/04/20(Mon)10:58 No. 389

These are the best years of your life

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)11:03 No. 390

Who needs Prozac when I have you 7channel.

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)11:37 No. 391

Say it now.

Hey mom. Gotta go. It's about a half an hour before our little judgment day. I just wanted to apologize to you guys for any crap this might instigate as far as (inaudible) or something. Just know I'm going to a better place. I didn't like life too much and I know I'll be happy wherever the fuck I go. So I'm gone. Good-bye. Reb.

Yea... Everyone I love, I'm really sorry about all this. I know my mom and dad will be just like.. just fucking shocked beyond belief. I'm sorry, all right. I can't help it.

We did what we had to do.

That's it. Sorry. Goodbye.



Useless 15/04/06(Mon)18:13 No. 352 [Reply]

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How do I force myself into a self-set routine?
If it's job/education I can come and work easily, but when I try to force myself within the privacy of my own home, to do such and such a thing for numerous days, I fail.
Maybe I manage to do what I set out to do (practicing something, learning something) half assedly for a day, but then I revert back to the old ways of not doing anything.

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Useless 15/04/16(Thu)15:41 No. 373

Oh, and maybe I should include. It would help if you create calendar reminders on an app that can send you notifications from your phone/pc.

And an example of a schedule would be:
7:00; practice hobby (eg.instrument)
7:30; dinner
8:00; brush teeth
8:15; change clothes
8:30; read book
9:00; got to bed (sleep)

Useless 15/04/20(Mon)10:46 No. 386

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After three months you look back at another person, and he looks back at you. Kinda cool how different you can be when you apply yourself.

If you really want to you can.

No Fap? Seduction? Chris 15/04/01(Wed)22:02 No. 345 [Reply]

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did someone tried no Fap to get better at approaching women?

did it help?

is porn "normal" "natural" whatever?

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Useless 15/04/08(Wed)04:41 No. 356

I did it near the end of highschool a few years ago, my computer broke and I couldnt get a new one for a few months so without porn I decided to just not wap it

I'd say it helped quite a bit just because I was fapping like 3 times a day before hand

Fapping is natural, porn is not
I'd say you'll get comparable results by just pulling one out like twice a week, its what I do now and I'm not to bad with women

Useless 15/04/09(Thu)18:54 No. 362

How much you fap has nothing to do with your success with women. There is no causality relationship between the two (not to brag, but I am living proof).

More likely, people who are not successful with women may come to think that they fap too much compared to their lack of sex, which may in turn give them the impression that fapping has somehow led to their lack of sex (another fallacy).

Porn is as natural as we all, male and female alike, have sexual thoughts. Like any other form of entertainment, porn stimulates a part of our minds that seeks stimulation.

As for how natural the actual sex acts performed in porn may be, I'd say that's a topic that deserves a separate thread.

Useless 15/04/19(Sun)02:20 No. 378

I did a nofap for a month. It just kinda sucked and didn't really help with women.
I don't think porn is dangerous, but it's probably kind of unhealthy if you use it every single time you jack off.

neet bro needs some help 15/04/06(Mon)06:18 No. 350 [Reply]

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are there any jobs where that have very little responsibility and don't require driving or operating a car?

i'm an ex-military neet with 12k saved up. living with parents for the last 2 years 2 months. no credit, no debt, and no responsibilities atm. i have a driving license it's just incredibly stressful to drive. i went 3 years in the military never once behind the wheel, instead i rode a bicycle to and from work. shit took like an hour both ways and i'd arrive just fucking dripping in sweat, but that's just how averse i am to driving.

i really feel like i could re-enter society if i didn't have to drive a car and the job i had came with very little responsibility. i'm a fragile guy, i can't handle the stress man, it's fucking rough just thinking about doing normal people shit.

i'm not overweight or ugly, i just have severe delusions of grandeur, escapist fantasies, and retard-level social skills, in addition to the shit i mentioned above.

is there hope for me?

i think i might do well in a city, e.g. find a janitor job and walk to/from work everyday. rent sounds expensive in the city though, not that i spend a lot of money or need to be rich. i don't know.

i could list all the delusions and shit i've planned 99% of the way but never committed to, but it's a ton of shit.

anyone have any ideas for me?
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Useless 15/04/12(Sun)19:06 No. 366

all of my planning is senseless escapism fueled off the 10k i have in savings

while i was still military, during the few months in limbo waiting for my discharge, i was planning to open a quail farm in rural texas. the entire squadron knew of my delusion because i defended and argued with everyone who thought it was crazy.

i was planning to escape to nuie (an island off the coast of new zealand- they receive free money and the natives don't work or anything there. basically a NEET island nation). i was planning to seduce a local so i could marry into a family and receive the monthly stipend plus some land (only natives can own land), or, failing that, i would look for work on someone's farm. i bought a gigantic flag and various electrical outlets, language books and historical things to prep during the next several months, but nothing became of it.

i was going to open a mushroom farm and use the recyclable cardboard outlet stores and other places set outside as a free growing medium.

i'm developing some stilts that operate _______ically (sorry, i can't reveal this. it's really simple, but no one has done it yet), but i don't know physics, how to measure the forces needed to move and operate them. i was planning to just build a prototype and hope they work but i'm fucking lazy. i wanted to make them and sell the rights off or something for some sweet dough.

moving to south korea and renting a place for $200. i would earn money by doing craigslist things. go look up seoul.craigslist.com or whatever it's called, there are tons of localization offers and shit for westerners/english/american dudes to take up. one was a scientific study for blue eyes lol, they obviously never encountered blue eyes during development of their retina scanner device or whatever, but just needed to ensure it worked. i spent over a year learning korean for about 2 hours a day for this. i got a new cellphone and a SIM that would operate within south korea and allow me access to the nationwide wifi, as well as other items and things that would be useful during my stay, but i never left.


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Useless 15/04/14(Tue)06:09 No. 369

Dude idk who you are, or if you are still monitoring the thread.

But good luck, i really enjoyed reading this. Peek in and say hi if you are still lurking.

Useless 15/04/17(Fri)00:40 No. 374

kek, glad you enjoyed it.

i made a okcupid account and i'm trying to find some rich fucker to leech off at the moment. yesterday i was almost ready to meet this gay muslim in saudi arabia for cash, but i'm 95% sure i'd be on the news getting beheaded or some shit lol, so i decided not to. i'm not even gay, but that's how little i care about earning some easy money.

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i need help, ever sice i can remember i had this sorta "existencional" crisis, and i dont know how to escape it, how do i find purpose in life, how do you make it seems like this life matters? how do you keep going? also merry christmas to all the loners

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Useless 15/03/26(Thu)01:04 No. 335

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>>332 It's scientifically proven that altruistic acts make the people who carry out the acts feel better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7AWnfFRc7g

MaybeUsefull 15/03/27(Fri)17:30 No. 340

Sorry, been some time since i looked at this board. Well my life got sorta kinda better, well i mean, ive learned to live with myself and so, now to find the people to share this life with...

Useless 15/04/16(Thu)14:18 No. 371

>If you're not, and have any questions, please feel free to reply. I have many exercises, methods, and techniques to help rid yourself of the moralistic tripe of this world....

Please share those techniques exercises, methods.

Useless 14/12/23(Tue)22:45 No. 26 [Reply]

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My linux mint distro has been unable to show new updates for months now.

I tried the commands below but they didn't work either.

What to do?

sudo apt-get update
sudo apt-get upgrade
sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

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Useless 15/04/03(Fri)12:31 No. 347

When "boycott systemd" happened I was just getting started in Arch and I thought I might join in.

I don't like the size of it, nor how it's taking over every function of the kernel... but it works, which is a huge step up from the alternatives I had experience with (upstart, sysv).

A lot of users seem to be upset that they can't understand what direction systemd is going or what the design objective is, but I think I've got it: to replace the linux kernel completely.

Pottering knows he'll never be king of linux and he'd be a faceless nobody as a mere kernel developer, so he's set out to push Torvalds and linux into obscurity (and it's working, most of the major distributions have already signed on).

(Distant) Future versions of systemd will run without a kernel.

Useless 15/04/03(Fri)12:32 No. 348

And yes, the implication that I see it as a huge vanity project is intended.

Useless 15/04/13(Mon)12:16 No. 368

The reason that I like Arch is that it doesn't presume what programs you want to use. Why the hell do distros even ship with a web browser when people already know what they will use?

And in terms of Arch "not booting", I've gone through several huge updates, instead of updating frequently (because that's just how I roll), and nothing has ever broken. I can't even say that about Mint or Ubuntu.

Yeah I hate the way systemd is so involved too, but
it's to the point that you just have to accept it. The only real viable alternative is Upstart and no one wants to trust Canonical with anything of real importance.

I don't think it's some scheme, I think it's just some idiots thinking "Can we do feature X? Fuck it, we're doing X. I SAID FUCK PORTABILITY AND COMMON SENSE, WE'RE DOING X!"

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