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Celsius 09/07/12(Sun)16:23 No. 3532 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied
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Post some goddamn books


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Hipster Slut 14/07/11(Fri)07:34 No. 17222
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Hipster Slut 14/07/14(Mon)07:18 No. 17223 [Reply]
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“One sec I’m whetting my blade”. “Well, you’re the hurrier so time is of the essence”. “Thanks, Tiffany”. He took the blade, held it up perpendicular to the ground and let gravity do most of the work of bringing it down since he’s too weak of a fuck to do it himself, slicing off a nice cut of flanken for tonight from his on-the-fritz cow of little to no value to his milk production. “MMAAOOOOOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMOOOOOOOOOAAA” “Ah shaddup you filthy ruminant”.


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Hipster Slut 14/07/20(Sun)01:00 No. 17250

"My sensors are tingling over this soup!" "Those aren't sensors. Those are viral diseases hitting your tonsils causing a ruckus. Let me know when you feel the burning, blazing pain of braxy." "Isn't braxy for sheep?" "Don't confuse yourself for another species, Tiff. You're filthy, pudgy, whiny, white and disgusting."

Maintaining his insouciance with aplomb, Tim's acquaintance refrained from imparting the contradictions in her logic for fear of the rage that he imagined could only ensue like a barrage of technologically refined poison darts attracted to the flow of veinal blood, as the venomous, caustic nature of her ripostes would eat away and corrode his self-assurance and humility upon further musing. He was indeed aware of this.

“Thanks for speaking on my behalf, weirdie.”
"Hey! You've joined a new crew, mister narrator! Hope we didn't hurt your "feelings"!"
“I’m about to clobber him over the head. Why don’t you take him back? I had my back turned stirring about the soup, when, unexpectedly, I heard an elaborate description of the kitchen from the corner wall there. At first I thought my sanity clocked out for the day, but I turned around and saw a man with one of the most vacant stares into ethereal nothingness that I have ever seen. I was about to grab my ophitic rock collection from my attic for purposes which are not friendly to the delicate ear, but after realizing that this man beholds the truest definition of ‘absent-mindedness’, I knew he was harmless. My time with him alone at the dinner table was not silent at all. It was a nonstop narrative of first-impression descriptions of myself and the ignoramus that left 20 minutes prior... Then I remembered for so many years he was following you. He is yours. Kindly, take him back.” “We have no control over him. He just remains seated or standing where he is and only speaks when there’s a conversational pause and after a lengthy stretch of time without his narration unless we move. He just sat beside my bed once next to my vanity, and I asked him to be the frizzer and frizz my hair! Nothing. Not a muscle moved indicating receptivity of my request. He seemed to stare into outer space until new action arrived.” “Well, then. He can make himself useful by taking the place of my millrun. From this point onward, until he gets tired and leaves, he will rotate my noria. Don’t worry, I can’t do anymore damage to his dignity than that which he has done to himself. If he fails to execute this for as long as I live, I will set ablaze his rear and watch him squeal to death.” “He won’t squeal.” “Then I will hold my bilboa to his head and gently stroke his skin with the sharp, long, infinite number of serrations running along the length of the entire blade, with each stroke a strengthening pressure applied until he at least gives a n Message too long. Click here to view the full text.


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Hipster Slut 14/07/21(Mon)09:37 No. 17254

“Being forced to do something totally against my will. You tell me, how do you think I feel about the soup?” “Much to think about, thank you. Do you see that boy you followed here? Just yesterday, he ripped out all the awlworts from my aquarium because he thought the pebbles which made up the aquarium floor were like potatoes and thereby grow sprouts when you desert them. He then ate them for reasons which he claims were not only an economic favour for my wallet by eating gratuitous gifts from nature, but also a household favour for me by getting rid of “the aquatic pests lurking about the stuff on the surface”. This is the same boy who befriended you today, and who, to my surprise, found someone with whom he could marginally relate. To ask the question of “how do you think I feel about eating stuff of the floor”, when /this/ clueless potato devoured every last awlwort from my aquarium which remained naturally “uncleaned” for several years, would involve an answer which is based on assumption, because, as the laws of nature report, the people you befriend are much like yourself.“ “I’m not a potato.“ “You are what you eat, no? … Be limpsey no more, child. If Sir Potato will offer to lick the floors clean when I don’t feel like doing housework, I’m sure you would be just as thrilled for the free meal which originally started in a bowl, but ended up on a floor.”

“Nah. Tiffany seems to be making substantial progress.”

Ah, but indeed, it has been now made obvious that Tiffany, with her enormous appetite, can use some brain power after all in coming up with an efficient way of slurping up the soup off the floor… that is, by using a straw. Sapiosexuals all over the world would gaze with approval and sexual urges upon her burlap legs which now exhibit a soupy sheen that glistens brightly in the sun. What a spectacle.


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Hipster Slut 14/07/22(Tue)03:44 No. 17258

“And zoophilics would be on cloud nine watching that beast humping your sorry ass.”

“I think you are a beautiful person, Tiffany.” “Oh, God. Narrator might be right. … I should have stayed in bed. In one way or another, there will be a carcase lying on the floor by the end of the day, I’m sure of it. And it will be up to me to hide it away and let it disintegrate in marsh waters.” “…The narrator whose head you cut off since he didn’t respond the way you wanted.” “Tiffany, I think you’ve had enough voicing in this house for today. Why don’t you get up off the floor, and kindly excuse yourself away?” “I probably won’t be able to fit through the door now after all this soup!” “Very astute. Come downstairs with me and I will disassemble the door and its frame for you. Come.”

“I appreciate you undertaking all this work just for me.” “Oh, no problem. It’s the least I can do to show my appreciation for your exit. Creating a passage large enough for you is my way of lending a helping hand; building a bridge; showing that there is a world better suitable for you out there than over here.” “What is it about me you don’t like?” “The whole shmear… of butter on the burnt toast that is you.” “But your guy is like the same as me. You call him stupid, you call me stupid. The only difference is that I’m a girl.” “Also that you’re a whale. Did you know that a female whale is called a cow?” “Wasn’t I a sheep earlier?” “Connect the dots, sweetie. A sheep is a ruminant, and a cow is a ruminant. You’re the hybrid of a whale, a cow, and a sheep. No, to truthfully answer your question, it’s that you attempt to use your head to get by. Tim doesn’t. I would rather watch someone live life not trying, recognizing that they are virtually retarded, than someone who tries, but fails at the things others would deem second nature. Disregarding your weight, you’d fit in snugly with the geekdom of computer addicts with glasses and a sense of intellect that is not anymore elaborate than a simple knowing of every weapon and item in their game. … Damn it, I knew the head screw indentation was too large for this one. Do you think your shirt will turn to a stammel if I let you through?” “Maybe. Or, maybe I’ll turn out the carcase today.” “Yes, maybe. This will be a challenge. … … Okay, now who the fuck are you and why are you standing on my property?” “Hi!” “That’s my school friend ready for another boring day at school.” “But how does she know that you’re here?” “I told her?”

“And what is your name?” “My parents didn’t give me a name. Why subject a child to the psychologically damaging effects of gender idealization?” “Yep. That would explain the rancid dreadlocks. For pete’s sakes, THIS is your friend, Tiffany?” “Neighbour, the way my hair is, is not a name which is societally identifi Message too long. Click here to view the full text.




Hipster Slut 14/07/20(Sun)06:30 No. 17251 [Reply]
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Sup.

I wrote this book.

You can has for free.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LFSSJO0




Hipster Slut 13/05/03(Fri)12:17 No. 16868 [Reply]
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What is the general taxonomy of stream of consciousness style writings? Please be more technical than 'dribble'


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Hipster Slut 13/09/21(Sat)20:21 No. 16983

drivel


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Hipster Slut 14/05/20(Tue)23:05 No. 17184
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glossolalia, written down.


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Hipster Slut 14/07/19(Sat)05:32 No. 17236

>>17184
Wouldn't that be asemic writing?




Hipster Slut 14/05/09(Fri)00:09 No. 17162 [Reply]
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Anyone know any books that have underage gay relations?


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Hipster Slut 14/05/30(Fri)12:26 No. 17190

Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite is about a 14 year old half-vampire that gets a blowjob from his male friend, gives a blowjob to a truck driver, and then has a bunch of sex with his vampire father.

It's actually not bad.


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umbathri 14/06/12(Thu)23:53 No. 17202

Actual books? there are several I could name but just in case you've not heard of of the numerous sites with massive amounts of said content I think you'd find what your looking for there. Besides since books like that are very rarely published the amount of free online content is staggering since that is the only way for the authors of such works to have their stuff read.

Nifty.org has hundreds of thousands of stories, and the majority of them involve underage males, with other kids/teenagers and/or adults. Though some of their stories can be hit or miss on the quality.

GayAuthors.org is a bit more refined and respectable so less of the 'creepy' too young kids and more of the older teens and collage age type stuff. Plus they have a forum for authors and readers to talk amongst themselves.

Those would be my 2 top choices but there are hundreds of others, some could be gleaned from the links pages of those 2.


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Hipster Slut 14/07/19(Sat)05:30 No. 17235

>>17190
This. You are probably looking for Poppy Z Brite OP.




Hipster Slut 14/06/10(Tue)02:37 No. 17194 [Reply]
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Hello, /lit/. I'm desperately looking for a certain pdf. It's the holy grail of manipulation/people reading;
Chase Hughes' Behavioral table of elements and alle related documents.

I wouldn't have asked if I didn't look through most of the internet first. I even tried asking niggertits for crying out loud. There also doesn't seem to be an /r/ board on this chan.

So, I'm probably risking a ban here, but the reward is definitely worth it, and as I said. I'm pretty desperate at this point.

Please let me know if there is anything I could dump in return. Occult maybe? I could also dump funny images, but that would be off-topic and knowing the mods it'd get me banned for sure.

tl'dr I need this thing
http://www.chasehughes.com/behavior-profiling.html


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Hipster Slut 14/06/11(Wed)12:07 No. 17200
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Next one:
2spuky: the Book.

A lot of assumptions I've not (yet) come to.

spirits, basically.


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Hipster Slut 14/06/16(Mon)02:48 No. 17204

Lots of redflags on the site. I think it might just be really bad quality. If it were worthwhile you would find the .pdf on pua forums


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Hipster Slut 14/07/02(Wed)07:27 No. 17220
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>>17200
I'm not OP but here is a great occult book.




sup!0CTLGCICdI 14/07/01(Tue)15:30 No. 17217 [Reply]
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hey /lit/ does anyone of you know where i could download a pdf of this book?


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sup!0CTLGCICdI 14/07/01(Tue)15:32 No. 17218

>>17217
or even better, on which portals should i search?




Hipster Slut 14/06/26(Thu)08:15 No. 17214 [Reply]
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Do you think it's worth trying to publish the reports I wrote in my undergraduate degree online? I'm not sure if they're bad and will come to haunt me, or if it will be a career boost. What did you do with your old university reports?


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Hipster Slut 14/06/26(Thu)21:23 No. 17215

I was just thinking about doing the same thing. The problem is though, unlike you I am pretty sure my reports are shit.


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Hipster Slut 14/06/28(Sat)22:28 No. 17216

Publish them, even if they are shit. Not only will it boost your portfolio but there's the off chance that if you have stumbled onto gold you'll get credited with the original claim even if another takes the research forward.




free book plus other great books Hipster Slut 14/06/18(Wed)07:51 No. 17206 [Reply]
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"How to Double Your Brain
Power In Two Weeks or Less!"


Using Tried and Tested Proven Methods... Develop "Brain Empowering"
Techniques to Boost Your IQ and Increase Your Concentration!

Discover how you can...

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Hipster Slut 14/06/18(Wed)08:35 No. 17208

What is this absurd trash?


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Hipster Slut 14/06/23(Mon)17:11 No. 17211

>>17208
It's spam, that's what it is.




Hipster Slut 14/06/20(Fri)19:33 No. 17209 [Reply]
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I can pick up Heart of Darkness for €11 and Infinite Jest for €20. I'm going to my home country for a few weeks, and I needed a book to read while I'm there. My English isn't very good, so half the reason why I want to read is to develop my grammar. Which one is the better buy in this situation? I'd rather own a paperback than pirate it or lend it from a library.




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