/grim/ - Cold, Grim & Miserable

Eeyore ## Admin ## 12/10/14(Sun)22:41 No. 1 ID: 8ff395 [Reply] Stickied

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Yep, this is an actual board. Congratulations to you.. you sad, lonely individuals. I think the best way to describe this board is to just copy paste the post that inspired it's trip on to /777/:
"There's too much happiness on this site already. We need more cold stuff, more darkness and unhappiness.
I propose a /grim/ board. Where we gather to share jokes that aren't funny. Grim stuff like gore perhaps. Murder stories. Genocide. Results of war. Pictures of areas in the dark. Pictures of crumbling ruins. Pictures of thing that are decreasing in value or are stagnant in value in the sense that they cannot get any more undesired. Also, Nigrachan is obligatory."

Lets have a minor tweak of the rules from the /777/, version. This board is not for gore. Gore posters will be banned. It's just for generally miserable shit, just go with the stuff that is in the above quote and you should be fine. Any further rules will be made up as we go along if necessary and will be added to this post.

Go Wild.

To request future /777/s use this thread.

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Raswalt 13/05/25(Sat)06:17 No. 1435 ID: 46205d

>>1433
thank you, may try that on firefox

Our Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasies Starbuck+The+J.R. 13/04/09(Tue)04:58 No. 1090 ID: 4ace33 [Reply]

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I don't think anyone even really posts here anymore but here goes. If you could get away with murder, just once without any repercussions whatsoever minus a guilty conscience who would you kill or how? Do you prefer the violent outburst of sudden violence(mass or spree killings)or the calm calculated killing similar to serial killers? What would be your instrument of choice and where would you want it to take place? Also for shits and giggles, if you were granted the option to choose how you would die...where and how would you choose to go?

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Eeyore 13/06/19(Wed)04:23 No. 1548 ID: 0a6db2

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I would bury a person up to their neck right in front of the water during low tide, and just leave them there.

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Eeyore 13/06/19(Wed)21:17 No. 1549 ID: 4eac24

I would make sure the person has a sister they care for, then i would nail the person to a cross, Jesus style. then above them i would have there sister suspended in a vat of clear crystal water up to her neck, i would then boil the water, forcing them to watch as i crack jokes about the death of his sister like 'maybe you shouldn't of done so and so, then your sister wouldn't be in HOT WATER!'.
then after shes dead, i would bring her down and feed her to him, first cutting of small bits of meat, then gradually use bigger parts ending in arms or legs and force it down his throat. His final image before he chokes would be me fucking the desecrated head of his sister.
I didn't do well in English so this is most probably full of grammar mistakes and shit.
I would kill myself by getting everyone i know lined up, then making a huge scheme in which the end i die, and they all get blamed for it. The final thing i do would be looking at them with dead eyes cursing them so it haunts them for a long time.

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Eeyore 13/06/20(Thu)03:28 No. 1550 ID: 46205d

follow someone, or a family. watch them for a while, maybe a few years if i could stand it, and take the time to plan based on their routines, friends family, everything. if they go on vacation im going too. anyway the idea is to grow so fond of them, that id feel i have to succeed and get away with it.

the journey should end with me having them captive deep in the forest/high up on mountain near here. let my imagination go wild with them. kill the males first, women last, or who knows...
id use a large freezer to freeze them to death one at a time. after thawing i may eat them or feed them to nearby carnivores to snare the carnivores so they dont leave with any bones etc, and so i can eat the animal, maybe pieces of the people too. bones/clothes incinerated. the freezer/generator pulled apart, cleaned and left in a bunch of different scrap yards. everything clean. so serial killer methods, yes.

Eeyore 13/01/11(Fri)05:05 No. 541 ID: 822be8 [Reply]

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why havent you tried to kill yourself,
whats holding you back.

and if you have,
what do you value the most in this world.

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)23:51 No. 1540 ID: f41fd5

>>1539

Also, where the hell is that sad music I came here to just sit and feel bad for just a couple of weeks ago??

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)23:57 No. 1541 ID: f41fd5

>>1527

I feel you on that one. Hate was an emotion that kept me alive more than anything when I realised no one would help me, not even my grandmother, and that most people are selfish pricks that will take advantage of you, ridicule you and put you down even if you never do them harm or say a bad word about them.

There is a couple of lines from the Danish heavy metal band Red Warszawa that express my feelings very well:
"I'm not a nazi, because I think it is sad, that only the blacks should be hated. Everyone should suffer, side by side, in the sea of Evil I will bathe"

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Goat 13/06/19(Wed)02:07 No. 1547 ID: 565133

I've tried a few times, sadly failed each time. Before this last year I had no one in my life depending on me but now I have a mate. He has sight and orientation problems do to a brain illness. I drive for him and help him with things that would be difficult for him like shopping and finding things. I want so badly to end my life but he tells me I am important to him and he would have a terrible life, all alone with out me. He isn't trying to gilt-trip me, but I believe he is wrong. There are others who'd gladly do what I do for him and much, much more. I can't provide for him, I have zero stress tolerance so I can't work and live on Social Security. I'll tell him the truth that I won't be around for much longer and ask him what he'll do without me. I'll make sure he makes plans to move on and let someone else, someone better, replace me. Then he'll be happy and I won't have to be anything anymore.

Eeyore 13/06/18(Tue)22:31 No. 1545 ID: d1b04f [Reply]

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Has anyone played the Metro series?
I think you would like it.
Also, I like the page music, but it could be more depressing/grim.

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There's a whole thread for it Eeyore 13/06/18(Tue)23:50 No. 1546 ID: b97969

>>653

Eeyore 12/11/03(Sat)19:34 No. 113 ID: 62f2d1 [Reply]

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Do you have a deep, dark fantasy?

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Eeyore 13/06/13(Thu)05:50 No. 1523 ID: 87b430

To find a girl I care about and live the rest of my life with her.

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)00:53 No. 1533 ID: 2154f3

>>1523
the trick is to find her and then make her care about you

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fantasy anon 13/06/18(Tue)11:18 No. 1543 ID: 0d9e48

I wish to restrain an individual and skin them alive. Cutting little squares of flesh off slowly. cooking them and feeding them to said person.creeping them alive on a diet of there own body.after all the skin is gone I would start cutting tinny centimeter cubes from all the extremities. And feed them to the person. I would feel cutting, cooking, and feeding until the person no longer responded. Then I would hang what was left of them from the branches of an old and strong tree. That's my dark fantasy.. I will never do this and I know I am horrible for ever thinking it. it And it isn't sexual just nearly a curiosity as to how long someone would last.

Eeyore 13/06/01(Sat)20:06 No. 1472 ID: 528610 [Reply]

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okay grim, i'd like to propose to you a hypothetical situation that I've been deliberating over for quite some time; you're walking back home from the bar/class/work/where ever and whilst walking, you notice a shabbily dressed man. upon staring at him for longer, you notice that he is beckoning you into a dimly lit alleyway, feeling plucky and knowing that you're still carrying a can of mace in your back pocket you decided to go for it. once in the alleyway, the man throws some dust over a hobo barrel fire that he has lit there and through the man's words and the images that you see flickering thru the flames, you learn indisputably that there is life after death.

or perhaps that's a bad hypothetical situation, say instead of that scenario, if the news were to issue a report saying that scientists had indisputably proved that there was life after death; you could be certain that your consciousness, with your current knowledge, would find itself in another plane of existence, when it leaves this world behind.

if either of these situations happened to you, would you commit suicide? how long would it take you to do it? how would you do it? and what note, if any, would you leave explaining your decision to your friends/family, if any?

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Eeyore 13/06/09(Sun)22:33 No. 1511 ID: 88f7ae

I would be very worried if I knew there was an afterlife. My idea of hell is immortality... I'm bored enough with this life... Why the hell would I want to be around for all eternity? I would go insane.

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Eeyore 13/06/15(Sat)05:48 No. 1526 ID: d225e8

I would never believe it, I'll live

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)23:22 No. 1538 ID: ad0812

Some days, I probably would just kill myself, but not everyday, no. It takes some prompting. I'd do it by whatever means were quickly available at the time, as I've since learned that pain is of no consequence when I try to kill myself. As for the note, I already wrote it down in another thread. It would just say something like, "Sorry for the mess, best wishes to all of you, and don't pray at my funeral."

Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)16:01 No. 1536 ID: 8a1fe4 [Reply]

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https://medium.com/p/ce3f3a495d12 "Imagine for minute that you work in a medical school. Your job is to make sure that human subjects in medical experiments are protected from harm. Then imagine that you learn there has been a horrific, unexpected death in a psychiatric study. Five months after a young man was signed up for the study over the objections of his mother, his body was found in a blood-soaked bathroom. His head has been nearly decapitated. A box-cutter is frozen in his hand, which he apparently managed to jam into a gaping wound in his abdomen before he died. What do you do?"

Pretty fucking grim story, he left a note saying “I left this experience smiling.”

Requesting advice Eeyore 13/06/12(Wed)05:12 No. 1521 ID: 526c39 [Reply]

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Hi, /grim/.
How can I ease someone's pain? How can I sacrifice my wellbeing to help someone experience joy for the first time in a long time? How can I stop someone from killing themselves, along with me?
(Life story coming up. Feel free to ignore this part) It feels like every shred of anguish she feels, I go through too. It feels like our emotions are mutually equal. I just want to end her suffering and give her happiness, even if it means my death. I want her to be happy. I don't give a shit about myself. I only care for her.

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Eeyore 13/06/12(Wed)11:20 No. 1522 ID: fc3442

That's what i want to know.

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Eeyore 13/06/16(Sun)03:48 No. 1529 ID: 8d4ff0

>>1521
"It feels like every shred of anguish you feel, I go through too. It feels like our emotions are mutually equal. I just want to end your suffering and give you happiness, even if it means my death. I want you to be happy. I don't give a shit about myself. I only care for you."

Use your words. Just be blunt. Thats what I would do.

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)02:07 No. 1535 ID: 88f7ae

You can't force someone to be happy. All you can do is be there for them... Through good and bad. Few people can do even that much.

/grim/ dreams Eeyore 13/01/01(Tue)02:33 No. 499 ID: 97d1cb [Reply]

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Let's start a dream thread. Somethig that made you feel uncomfortable.

My friend suggested we join the circus. They had a rusted out warehouse with rocks and jagged wood and rotted hammocks. The windows were high and broken; people slept on the sharp rafters. They assigned us hammocks, and they went through their routine - very talented acrobats and contortionists. They had a wonderful adagio act and the chinese poles and russian bars were the best and most dangerous I'd ever seen. We were fed, and sent to sleep with barbed wire blankets. I felt anxious. I tried to leave. Now, most of the circus performers were people I knew in real life, but some male performers came and asked me to stay. They tried to flatter me and hug me, but they grabbed me by the neck, broke my legs and arms, removed my nose and ears and gouged one eye out. I felt no pain. Then, I opened both eyes somehow, and I wasn't in the warehouse. I was in a beautiful red theatre, with purple and gold decor. We had wonderful beds and delicious food and everyone was so beautiful. Then I woke up and was covered in sweat and nosebleed blood.

Pic is of a pacu: amazonian fish related to piranha eats nuts can crush your hand

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Eeyore 13/04/27(Sat)03:47 No. 1260 ID: 6a36c5

I have a lot of dreams involving me killing. In the most recent one, something pushed me over the edge (not sure what it was) and caused me to go on a shooting spree. I killed a bunch of people, and then turned myself in. When they caught me, everyone I knew was there, all shocked and whatnot. They brought in a doctor to analyze me for any mental disorders, and it turned out that I had cancer in my brain that was pushing on parts of it and making me act fucked up. They didn't take out the cancer, but I was acquitted for some reason. My family wouldn't take me, so I was kicked out into the streets.

The fucked up thing about this was that after being kicked into the streets, I was actually happy. I was happy because I finally truly had nothing and had no reason at all to live. I was free.

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Eeyore 13/04/27(Sat)20:09 No. 1263 ID: 5fa15d

>>1234
That ain't no kitty, sorry to break it to ya. Check into the history of that barrack in particular, might have been a [censored].

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Eeyore 13/06/17(Mon)01:27 No. 1534 ID: 2154f3

One time after a long night of drinking and forcing out tears because i forgot how to feel emotion i had a dream

It was you might call a lucid dream

I was in a room all by myself nothing around just gray and sadness i put out my hand and i created a little ball of light
I looked at it, with some time i decided it was a dream almost instantly i imagined the woman of my dreams ... the woman i love who could never love me back
she was laying on a bed, it had white sheets but it was a bright white, it was kinda dull
she was laying down and asleep, i just stared at her for a while, i finally mustered up the strength to lay down next to her, looking at her i examined every part of her face and i just stared at her... i wish it was real, for some odd reason i felt ... kinda... happy. i put my hand out to touch her hair ... before i was able to i woke up... and i just laid wishing i could go back to the peace and happiness of the moment ... it had been 2 years since cried, and i mean actually cried not the bull shit i do to prove to myself to make feel like im still human i actually cried

i miss that dream guys...

Eeyore 13/04/08(Mon)06:41 No. 1051 ID: cc3246 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Write a suicide note, /grim/

Here's mine:

"I'm dead now. Whatever."

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Eeyore 13/06/11(Tue)17:58 No. 1519 ID: 661b88

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Eeyore 13/06/11(Tue)17:59 No. 1520 ID: 661b88

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just some shit for you guy to look at

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Eeyore 13/06/16(Sun)03:45 No. 1528 ID: 8d4ff0

>>1051
hell stinks more now
or
These are not my words