Guide to Success from nothing Captain Derp 12/10/13(Sat)05:41 No. 387 ID: 353cb7 [Reply]

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I started with a criminal record for petty narcotics pos and a 'computer tresspassing' record guaranteeing me unemployment almost everywhere except manual labor. I was also living in a SRO in the worst area you can ever imagine, had no money, huge debt and couldn't even finish university so washed out in the second year due to poverty.


STEP 1 - GET A FUCKING JOB

Any job will do. Some shitty manual labor position is great because then you also get some activity in so you aren't a fat bastard.

Easy jobs to get are landscaping (usually pays under the table cash), construction clean up, warehouse, or whatever you can find on your local Craigslist 'gigs' section. Alternatively there's the dreaded nightshift tech support. Look around for these on CL, or move to somewhere in your country where the jobs are. In Canada this means terribad mining and oilfiend work but it pays like $40/hr and there's nothing else to do up there, perfect for studying.

For me, I got a job at the post office and delivered mail, which meant I got off early and had lot's of time for school. Also consider institutions that will pay you to learn a trade, such as telephone companies and whatever else.

STEP 2 - START SAVING MONEY

Basic income budget rule is 70/20/10

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Modern Mom ## Admin ## 12/08/17(Fri)01:43 No. 1 ID: e5e5b6 [Reply]

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Congratulations you poor bastards have earned your own board. Don't fuck it up. Any relevant rules will be created/added to this post when the time comes, but for the meantime try to keep it SFW.

Go Wild

Jesus Christ I'm useless; I should have specified that this board is for poor niggers to share money saving tips/vouchers and whatever.

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What's the best way to spend a fake $100 bill.

Best way to use a fake $100 for me is Call girl/Escort

Free sex by an attractive bitch, they never check the money with a fine tooth comb, they just give quick glances at the bills, then fuck them, dont leave traces to find you, use google phone number, and don't invite them to your place and do this, obviously.

Though, even if you get caught it's not like they can do anything, since they will be admitting to doing something illegal themselves to begin with.

I fucked over 50 model type Escorts this way so far without a hitch. Only drawback is no going back to same girl for seconds. Whatcha think?

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I looked through this board and I didn't really see much in the way of a guide to eating cheaply, so I thought I might share my thoughts on the matter, since I know a thing or two about food and cooking. What I'm writing is more of a general guideline than a list of hard rules that you MUST follow to the letter, so feel free to adjust to your own situation. The guide will be arranged with the most important items first and less important items following, so if you're too poor, start cutting things off from the end.

Cooking from scratch is the ONLY intelligent way to go if you are really hard up for money. Fast food and prepackaged meals can seem cheap, but when you realize how much more cheaply you can eat by cooking properly, you realize that prepacked/prepared food is a rip-off. Learning some basic cooking skills will benefit you greatly. I won't be going into cooking techniques and such here, but the information is readily available.

First, you need to stock up on staple food items in as much bulk as is feasible to you (look at the per unit price and get the best deal you can).
Rice
Dry beans
Onions
Potatoes
All of these things can be easily found in 5 to 10 pound bags, and getting a sack of each could be easily done for less than $15, and will last a LONG time.

If it was absolutely necessary, you could survive on just those things. But I recommend getting some stuff to make it taste better and make cooking go smoother.
Vegetable oil
Salt (kosher or some other large grained type if possible)
Pepper (whole peppercorns in a grinder if possible)
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Has anyone got experience in hiring freelancers for software development on sites like Odesk? I submitted a project and got some offers, but I’m scared to trust them. Half of them where Indians who made it clear they had no idea what my project was and had just submitted a request, and upon debate got none the wiser. Others gave weak replies and I demanded a really low price for my website so I’m unsure if they would actually produce something that was half-good. It seemed a little too good to be true. I basically gave them a stupid idea that would be really work intensive and offered money. I have proper ideas I want to commercialize but now I’m unsure.

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If I were to start stealing things from stores to save money, how would I go about it? Related question: If I were to begin selling things I stole from stores, how would I go about it?

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Hello friends. I'm 18 years old and I'm getting kicked out of the house this summer.

I was just wondering if you guys had some tips on how should i stock up for this and what to do to prepare.

I live in Canada, I have about $3k saved up. I won't be finished highschool until middle of next year at best.

I was also thinking about joining the Canadian Forces.

So basically any Canadians here that know how to live cheaply or any sort of tricks I should know for living by myself?

Thanks guys.

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You get expired food for free if you can find it in the stores Bunnpris and Kiwi. The rules is a bit different in Kiwi though, but that's the store where you can earn money with some luck. If you find something that expires today or tomorrow, you get it. If you find something older you get a new substitute. If they can't give you a substitute (this is where it's smart to grab all the expired products), they will substitute you with money. I have easily earned and saved lots of money this way over the years. You can also sell the food you find for extra profit if you know where and how to

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I wanted to make some money online,but all I got so far is 5 bucks. I got this website up and running, but its still not done, and there will be few more weeks untill its done. For now I have google ad sense, and am hoping that it could make some money. Do you think that it can? I have kids to feed
anyways here is the website if you wanna help
www.yourpersonalworkforce.com

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Welp, I've been playing music on the street for cash for about a year now, The first spot I was playing got stolen I guess you could say, by some jerk off's who just showed up with a fucking band.

The past month I was playing with in a city.

A cop stopped me today and told me that the state I live in doesn't allow people to "solicit". I guess having a tip jar is the such.

I'm stuck dunno what to do.

I'm trying to scope out places but every where else in my town is basically city owned. Or company owned.

Are there any companies that just let people play a flopping guitar outside there store? Why are people so stingy toward's the idea.

I've heard people say that "People that do that make 400 dollar's a day" Witch is total fucking bs.

I dunno. Just no fucking clue what to do.
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