COME ON YOU PUSSY MAN UP PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS BE A REAL MAN MAAAN UP BE ALPHA SAY WORDS LIKE FUCK AND SHIT A LOT

Fucking stupid

Waving your big dick around is not advice

>>1535
ukno wat its about

Thanks, Modern Mom! 10/10 would print this page again.

>>1706
Eggs are very good, I get them pretty often. $2 for a dozen isn't a bad deal for something so versatile. In addition to all the standard breakfast foods, I like to make mayonnaise out them which is good for a wide variety of things. They're good for countless different dishes both sweet and savory to the point where trying to list all the possibilities would be a massive thread of its own. In general, if something is really versatile, it's probably going to be a good buy.

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OP here. Sorry for disappearing. Since a couple people wanted some more content I decided to take some pics while I made dinner tonight so I could share a very simple recipe that I use often and which is quite cheap. Here's an easy way to cook a chicken leg in the oven.

Take your chicken leg (WITH skin) and place it on a baking sheet, cast iron pan, or any oven vessel. Rub it down with plenty of crushed garlic or garlic paste, kosher salt, and pepper. I use kosher salt because the large crystals make it ideal for cooking because of the way they stick to the food. You can use whatever.

Preheat the oven to 375-400 degrees(F) before putting in your chicken leg for 15-20 minutes (times may vary due to differences in individual ovens). After that time it should look something like the middle picture. Cooked, but pale and soft.

Increase the oven to 450 degrees and put the leg in for another 5-7 minutes to get the skin nice and crispy. I like mine pretty crispy as you can tell from the picture, but you can feel free to cook it more or less as you like it.

You can check to make sure it is done either by using a thermometer to see if its internal temperature is at least 165, or just cut it a little bit near a bone and see if the juices that run out are clear.

This recipe is very easy and delicious. I hope you enjoy it.

what's your project idea?

>>1765
Are you implying that us kiwi blokes can't hold a stiffy long enough to please the missus?

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Steal food, expensive food like meat and cheese, it is easy to sell for half price and you get a decent meal that day too. Put carrier bags in your shopping basket and as you walk round fill the bags with steaks n stuff, at a opportune moment take the bags and walk out. Do not be scruffy/dirty. Do not go anywhere near the alcohol shelves. Make sure store is as busy as possible. If you think they are onto you go put everything back and leave.

>>916
Yes, hold a TV remote up to a webcam and press a button. The little thingy will flash, and even though your pitiful human eyes can't see it, the advanced photonics of the camera will.

I have stolen over I'd say $500-$1000 in items from Wal-Mart every year for the past 4 years. (Only 19) Ask me anything

>>1754
That seems really shit. I don't want to eat food thats been next to other garbage or things god knows where they've been. Plus eating half a pizza slice some random person has eaten before you doesn't seem all too good for your health.

All depends where you live man, I was out at the same age as you. Moved to the Quebec side from Ottawa and only had to pay $250 a month rent not to mention the food/beer was cheap. My protip is getting into construction ASAP. As long as you bust your ass tradesmen will notice and you can get some numbers for a good career. Not to mention almost nothing in construction will ask for any kind of qualifications if your starting as pure labour. This means no highschool needed or boring resumee to type.

Also Giant Tiger, find one with a decent grocery section and shop nowhere else. Basically how I survived.

>>1766
alright thanks friend. Definitely gonna go find out more about some construction or something. From what ive heard as long as you're not drunk/high and come willing to work you'll be a mile above half the competition

>>1767
Freaking mexican pharmacies

$1500 for a template
cool story bro

By the looks of it, you'd have better luck sticking an advertisement on there and posting it on 4chan and saying it was either disguised porn to see how many retards click it, or some revolutionary site that's planning on changing the world than putting it here and asking us rather less-than wealthy people if we want you to sell us a $1500 template that we could get very similar on a free web hosting service...

Just saying.

Smh...Op, you are going about this all wrong, if you think you're going to make money like this, just....why is the FIRST template so expensive? You don't have any order to the site, your copy is weak and totally generic, your url is too long, you have no signups or comments so nobody will want to, but that's a moot point anyhow because you have no traffic.

Check with the local library system, they often have a need for professional musicians for events and seminars. You will not get paid much but its pay.

Join your local Arts Council. If you register as a creative artist, you are required by contract to perform a minimum number of times per year but you can set a performance fee. You also must audition and provide something unique or interesting to the review committee

Once you're in, they do the advertising for you, the fee is paid usually 50% by the council and 50% by the person(s) hiring you.
BE RELIABLE, don't be a drunken pot smoking musician who wakes up at noon. Its a job just like anything else, if you miss gigs they will simply kick you out of the artists group, forever.

>>1587
I hate to say this bro, but they do make a living off of seized assets. Look up Civil Asset Forfeiture. It's usually a law on most books that allows the cops to take your stuff and eventually sell it if they can justify it as being used in a criminal manner. However, there's a loophole. If they suspect, they can still take it.

>>1761
>>1584
Apologies, misaimed reply.

>>1550
And yes, Canada will have different laws, too. And laws will vary from state to state. I'm not sure moving to someplace like Whales is very practical when you're poor. The United Kingdom isn't exactly the wonderland you think. It's supposed to be pretty expensive since most land is owned by old money, and the taxes are supposed to be pretty high. Poor people don't own land unless it was handed down to them, poor people rent flats.

Canada is also known for very high taxes, though on the other hand socialized healthcare is a pretty sweet deal if you're poor.

America has cheap land and taxes on land vary from place to place. Just know the state laws and environmental and economic factors. There are a lot of hilly forested rural places in a wide variety of climates.

>>1065
I honestly would not recommend Wales to build a cob house.
Flooding there is ridiculous, and if you want to live in the countryside, you WILL be miles away from anywhere, most likely with sheep grazing on your roof.
And that's if you can afford the land...

You'd have better luck dropping a ton of dirt over your existing house then growing grass on it. Trust me...

But if you want to live in a hill in Wales, you're going to have to take courses in business, and get big in some company or other. Or some other big, fancy, well-paying job.
You will need LOTS of money if you want a hope of ANY land in Wales, trust me.
And you'll probably have to take it from some middle-aged guy with a wife and 3 kids and a bunch of pets, too..

If you want the UK, you'd probably have better luck with Ireland, or Scotland, even with the sometimes fairly strong accents.. Wales is a difficult one.

>>1065
UK architect here, to build anything in the uk stupidly expensive and you must get permission from planning authority (zoning to Americans) and building regulations approval which means your cob house must be properly insulated, detailed ect,