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Modern Mom ## Admin ## 12/08/17(Fri)01:43 No. 1 ID: e5e5b6 [Reply] Stickied
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Congratulations you poor bastards have earned your own board. Don't fuck it up. Any relevant rules will be created/added to this post when the time comes, but for the meantime try to keep it SFW.

Go Wild

Jesus Christ I'm useless; I should have specified that this board is for poor niggers to share money saving tips/vouchers and whatever.


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no comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGO 13/04/28(Sun)02:26 No. 1231 ID: 6feb95
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no comments!!!!!




storing gas wappa 13/05/14(Tue)01:39 No. 1272 ID: 22763d [Reply]
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I want to start buying gas in bulk when prices drop low occasionally and save them at home for when prices are too high. I this a bad idea? How would I go about doing this? Where should I store the gas? I have 2 acres of land and an empty shed, please help!


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Modern Mom 13/05/17(Fri)14:43 No. 1308 ID: 81e1ac
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>>1306
Explain your thinking please.


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Modern Mom 13/05/17(Fri)16:59 No. 1309 ID: d8ba74

>>1308
Different guy but:
"Unlike crude oil, gasoline is a highly refined product brewed to a certain chemical composition with very specific characteristics. One characteristic of gas is volatility, a term used to describe how easily and under what conditions the gas vaporizes so it can be efficiently burned in your car's engine.

The most highly volatile components in gasoline also tend to evaporate over time. As they do, the remaining fuel's volatility and ability to combust properly degrades. The less volatile the fuel, the less effectively it burns in your engine. The result is diminished engine performance. Your engine may still start and run, but it probably won't run as well."

I know you can buy fuel stabilizer though.


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Modern Mom 13/05/17(Fri)17:39 No. 1310 ID: 81e1ac

>>1309
I'm aware of this but >>1306 said that because some Gasoline or Petroleum as it is known here has Ethanol in it (which is sometimes distilled from fermented maize) it will for some reason expire. To my knowledge Petrol fuel with Ethanol in it like they have in Brazil will not expire any sooner than Petrol without Ethanol in it.




Free Food 13/03/01(Fri)01:06 No. 992 ID: c1c58c [Reply]
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How can I get food for free? Are there better methods than shoplifting?


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Modern Mom 13/04/26(Fri)08:12 No. 1227 ID: 60fc50

>>1226
I think I'm healthier now that I consume "trash"
usually the food has not expired yet or just recently passed the made-up "expiry date", but one time we had so much yogurt, some of it didn't get eaten until a year past the date. I have consumed year-old yogurt and I feel like a superhero. Immuno Man. It was special drinkable probiotic whatever stuff though.


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*bro 13/04/26(Fri)11:44 No. 1228 ID: 5fa15d

This works for me:

>Be hulking black monstrosity with a heart of gold and hidden behind a scowl

> Go into wal-mart

>Go to deli

>Order something small (chicken bites (lol chikkin), fries etc)

>Flirt with serving lady (or man !?)

>Tell them you'll pay at the register

>Walk around store eating it
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Modern Mom 13/05/17(Fri)11:44 No. 1307 ID: 46e2ff

>>1228

This also works with soft drinks in grocery stores.




Beating traffic camera tickets & automated toll road fees Clever Jew 12/12/20(Thu)00:11 No. 688 ID: 661b98 [Reply]
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OK so I have this idea how to beat traffic cameras and automated toll roads that bill you by taking a photo of your license plate.

Basically, it's illegal to drive without a license plate and it's illegal to obscure your license plate. But what if you camouflage your license plate in a way that makes it impossible for a machine (or overly time consuming for a person) to find where it is in a photo?

You'd do this by printing a tiling license-plate pattern all over the back of your car and affixing your real license plate over one of the plates in the picture. Or instead of printing your could use 1:1 flexible magnets that have the plate design on them.

What do you think would this work?


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Modern Mom 12/12/24(Mon)07:52 No. 706 ID: 2e79fa

I liked the idea of walking around with a t-shirt with a wanted fugitive's face on it. The license plate thing is clearly fraud and will get you put in federal prison. You might check whether obscuring it and putting it in your rearwindow is legal. You could try writing an extra number on it or changing it. I had a parking ticcket once that had my plate written incorrectly so I never had to pay it.


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Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)04:00 No. 1275 ID: 1589f3

>>688
OP, you need a way to make your licence plate change on a dime, kinda like those bigass billboards that flip between 3 different ads, that would be kewl


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Modern Mom 13/05/17(Fri)05:34 No. 1304 ID: 39770f

You could just do what my dad does and steal someones plates in a parking lot at night, and then trade them out every week. He's been doing it since '88 and has never got a ticket for anything.

Also, Knight Rider had a pretty sweet 3-plate rotating mount, that he'd flip to a new plate when running lights and shit.




Modern Mom 13/05/16(Thu)22:27 No. 1303 ID: a8a544 [Reply]
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hey bitches
check out my dubs 3.14 gf




Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)06:18 No. 1300 ID: ee078f [Reply]
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Agrimmar 13/05/15(Wed)12:16 No. 1301 ID: 5a5959

nice dildo




STEAM BEGGING THREAD Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)04:26 No. 1276 ID: f062b3 [Reply]
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198087353720

Looking for Terraria which is $3.39 today or X2 The Threat $4.99

Will post cool wallpapers/lifehacks in return so yeah.


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Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)06:00 No. 1297 ID: f062b3
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>>1296


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Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)06:03 No. 1298 ID: f062b3
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>>1297


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Modern Mom 13/05/15(Wed)06:10 No. 1299 ID: f062b3
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>>1298

Alright well since no ones responding Im outta here.

If anyone decides to help then TY in advance




Modern Mom 13/04/21(Sun)03:30 No. 1215 ID: 560014 [Reply]
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For all of you poor bastards that want to score some free Bitcoin.

It's not much but it's the best faucet out there.


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Modern Mom 13/04/21(Sun)13:48 No. 1219 ID: 593a04

got up to 20 mbtc but then lost it all on blackjack.


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Modern Mom 13/05/14(Tue)04:30 No. 1274 ID: 8df52d
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> Implying ( bitcoin_earnings - electricity_cost > 0 ) for anything but specialized rigs.
> Getting bitcoin from faucets instead of mining or setting up your own scheme.

Enjoy making wages a Chinese factory worker would scoff at.




more poor Modern Mom 12/11/24(Sat)05:39 No. 543 ID: d9b594 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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By january I'll only have ~£30 to spend on food per month.

So, could anyone give me any suggestions as to what I can eat for £1 a day?

I figured, ramen, rice and eggs. But I wondered if anyone had any more adventurous suggestions?

thanks!


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Modern Mom 13/05/06(Mon)22:35 No. 1252 ID: 926ee2

If you only live on that much you should be eligible to apply to food stamps, even in the Uk try going to your local food bank and see if you qualify Because you should


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Modern Mom 13/05/13(Mon)04:18 No. 1270 ID: 7690f4

First of all, invest in a cheap slow cooker. It's going to become your new best friend.

- Bags and dry beans and rice are very cheap. For about $1 USD (sorry, I don't know the conversion between USD and pounds) you're getting some 15 servings of food. Salt and the occasional butter will be all the seasoning you'll need.

- Consider dry milk instead of fresh milk. This actually saves you money in the long run because you can have milk when you want it, without having to worry about expiration dates. Of course it tastes like skim milk, but what do you care? You're broke-ass poor.

In case you've never had dry milk before, all you do is add water to reconstitute it. You can make servings of milk on an as-needed basis, and reseal the packets / container or dry milk for future use months down the road.

- Corn tortillas are dirt cheap in the U.S., possibly due to our vicinity to Mexico. I'm not sure if they're just as affordable in places like the U.K. I can get a bag of 30 for about $2. Canned re-fried beans are also inexpensive. That's all you need to make burritos.

- Large containers of peanuts shouldn't be very pricey, and peanuts are a high-energy food. Cashews and pistachios, on the other hand, are way overpriced.

- Spend a little extra to get vegetable spread instead of butter. It stays fresh longer, so you'll get more use out of it.

- Bags of dry pasta are inexpensive and keep for a very long time. You should be able to find large, inexpensive jars of tomato sauce that will also stay fresh for a while.
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Modern Mom 13/05/14(Tue)01:17 No. 1271 ID: 6628b1

first off, quit going to places like Tesco or Sainsbury's. Aldi and Lidl are your new best friends. Stay away from all brand goods, but all of that is pretty self explanatory. Spend money on pasta, veggies, preferably canned veggies and frozen veggies. Spinach etc. Rice, eggs and ramen (as you mentioned yourself are fine) but also get potatoes. A bag of potatoes shouldn't be too expensive and you'd be surprised by what you can do with potatoes. Make sure you have a variety, get canned meats or fish, the cheaper the better, quality shouldn't matter at this point, quantity and variety should. Flour, eggs and milk make pancakes, chop up some spring onions and put them in the batter, it makes it slightly more nutritious.




Modern Mom 13/05/12(Sun)18:38 No. 1268 ID: 77e09c [Reply]
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What are the benefits to pretend you are poor ?

I think if people think you are poor they have more symphatic feelings to you.

Also you keep away the leeches who hunts your money like women.


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Modern Mom 13/05/12(Sun)20:13 No. 1269 ID: ad681f

Never claim to be poor. Never claim to be rich.

Always keep them guessing and they will never judge you by how much money you have.




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