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Modern Mom ## Admin ## 12/08/17(Fri)01:43 No. 1 ID: e5e5b6 [Reply] Stickied

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Congratulations you poor bastards have earned your own board. Don't fuck it up. Any relevant rules will be created/added to this post when the time comes, but for the meantime try to keep it SFW.

Go Wild

Jesus Christ I'm useless; I should have specified that this board is for poor niggers to share money saving tips/vouchers and whatever.

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Modern Mom 15/03/23(Mon)01:04 No. 2558 ID: bc0dd7

Frugalness intensifies

Guide to Success from nothing Captain Derp 12/10/13(Sat)05:41 No. 387 ID: 353cb7 [Reply] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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I started with a criminal record for petty narcotics pos and a 'computer tresspassing' record guaranteeing me unemployment almost everywhere except manual labor. I was also living in a SRO in the worst area you can ever imagine, had no money, huge debt and couldn't even finish university so washed out in the second year due to poverty.


Any job will do. Some shitty manual labor position is great because then you also get some activity in so you aren't a fat bastard.

Easy jobs to get are landscaping (usually pays under the table cash), construction clean up, warehouse, or whatever you can find on your local Craigslist 'gigs' section. Alternatively there's the dreaded nightshift tech support. Look around for these on CL, or move to somewhere in your country where the jobs are. In Canada this means terribad mining and oilfiend work but it pays like $40/hr and there's nothing else to do up there, perfect for studying.

For me, I got a job at the post office and delivered mail, which meant I got off early and had lot's of time for school. Also consider institutions that will pay you to learn a trade, such as telephone companies and whatever else.


Basic income budget rule is 70/20/10

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Modern Mom 15/03/09(Mon)05:59 No. 2555 ID: df2efc

So basically I'm taking the Step one... working everyday for 10 hours a day. I tried to get a mining/oil related job but I had no success whatsoever. Where is the boomtown?

Free Gas Jason December 14/09/29(Mon)23:24 No. 2358 ID: 39ed48 [Reply]

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Warning this is illegal but you can easily pull this off if you keep your mouth shut.

Go to a dollar store, they usually have a prepaid card you can put up to like 500 and the card is like a dollar. You buy one and put about 10 or 15. you take the card to a gas station and make sure its busy. Use the card as credit. Fill up your tank pass the amount you put in there. Leave the gas station and cut the card.


From Jason December

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Modern Mom 14/11/18(Tue)12:01 No. 2454 ID: dff4c0

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Hey I'm new to 7chan (4chan betafag) but >>>/jew/ particularly interested me. So I'll be nice and helpful on my first post.

While yes, to a certain degree you are correct, you can also use Greenback Moneypak cards. If you get the one in pic related you can load up to $500 on it without so much as a signature.

However, you do need the money in cash to load it, and a service charge of $4.95 is in order. I just got one today for $200, so it cost me $204.95. Tax was included in the $4.95, I believe.

Anyway, the cashier scans the card to activate it and deposits the cash onto it as an electronic amount and you're good to go. So you could stock pile them from one store and hit the gas station, "not knowing" the difference.

You can pick these up at CVS, Walmart, Walgreens, and other such stores.

>Happy thrifting

Modern Mom 15/02/20(Fri)21:10 No. 2542 ID: 0b7694

this this this this
i just dont see why it wouldnt cut you off at the limit put on the card?

Modern Mom 15/04/19(Sun)02:19 No. 2573 ID: 56ad41

I don't think the card readers are very sophisticated, you can use almost any kind of card.
There were people who were caught using their driver's licenses to steal gas. They all got caught, of course, because their driver's license number was stored by the machine.

Food stamps and how to use them bIFF 14/12/18(Thu)05:42 No. 2503 ID: d509a6 [Reply]

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I get 85 in foodstamps for the whole damn month. That seems a bit low, but whatever. Let's talk and argue about things to buy and eat that are good and bad!

Chips,processed meats,all soda

Water, rice, beans,veggies,fruits

Modern Mom 14/12/20(Sat)14:13 No. 2505 ID: 418d7a

Frozen/canned veggies are great. If you shit about the sodium in canned food you can just wash that off with cold water.

Tuna is the cheapest protein but don't eat more than 1 can a day thanks to the mercury in there. Fresh whole chicken is always cheap but not easy to cook. Chicken thighs are great for the same reason because you want the extra fat to fill you up.

Rice/beans is great yeah, but it gets boring quickly. Sauces like hosin sauce(basically just asian bbq with soy)or a little non-HFCS sauce work nicely.
For fruits, bananas are cheap as shit and you can freeze them to eat.
Also, if you are on food stamps you likely will qualify for food pantries. Check out the local township and they'll give you a list of the pantries around, it was a bit daunting for me at first but they can have some surprisingly expensive stuff depending on the area.

Modern Mom 15/03/30(Mon)23:26 No. 2564 ID: a1d58f

grains are really good because they are mainly carbohydrates, and therefore keep you fuller longer. stay away from white bread, white rice, etc, as they are the product without the healthiness of say wheat bread or brown rice. if you want, it is much cheaper to bake your own bread.

check out food pantries like >>2505 said. they give you large boxes of various foods for free. don't even need to be embarrassed about it.

it is probably obvious since you understand they are unhealthy, but fucking cut the junkfood. personally i go the vegetarian diet. no meat, still alive and energetic and feel a fuckload better. save a lot of money too. people always say vegetables are more expensive than meat, fucking bullshit, they just feel like meat is worth it whereas they dont feel the same with vegetables. any quality meat costs fuckloads more than a giant sack of carrots or potatoes or damned near anything.

cut down on fruits, not all the way though since the brain functions off simple sugars alone. buy more vegetables. in fact just fuck the food triangle all ways, people are STILL fat as fuck. just buy grains and vegetables. it is an enjoyable lifestyle once you get used to it.

Modern Mom 15/04/17(Fri)04:48 No. 2572 ID: ee0a4b

However, whole chicken is very useful if you can cook, because it's so versatile.

Easiest is to just cook whole or half in oven, but if take the time to cut it into breasts, thighs etc, you can use the carcass for making broth or chicken stock.

Chicken stock in turn has a multitude of uses. Use it as soup base, to add body to bolognese, rice pilaf, risotto etc. Drippings from oven cooked chicken can be used for many of the same things.

Same thing can be applied to cheap bony cuts of pork or beef.


I also agree that vegetarian, or mostly vegetarian is a very good option.

I would avoid vegan though, it makes getting correct nutrition needlessly complicated. Almost all the shortcomings of a vegan diet are remedied in a vegetarian diet since it includes milk and eggs.

Making Cash With Zero Fundage Biff 14/02/08(Sat)05:35 No. 1890 ID: 3e2241 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Let's talk about ways to make cash online, it can really help out and once you get efficient with it and have a good group then you're golden.

I won't lie, I'd like to find a person or two from this board to be in a new group. You wouldn't believe how fast and simple things get when you get everyone working together well and can make the money on nearly autopilot, depending on what method you are using. Also tips and resources are always good.

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Bitcoins Ike+++Kyle+=+Kyke 15/02/22(Sun)08:23 No. 2548 ID: cbe673

I just bought the 20 euro upgrade and now made 12 Euro back already in 3 days its really good i believe its legit some people called it a bitcoin faucet or something i really suggest taking a look at it

Modern Mom 15/03/26(Thu)06:47 No. 2559 ID: eb89c4

Hey Biff, can you post a sample of your erotica?

Biff 15/04/13(Mon)06:46 No. 2571 ID: 8dfbd7

Sure, why not. Here is an excerpt from my recently published work: Littlebuns and the Forest of Fornication

Littlebuns had stopped alongside a stream and was resting and eating her lunch, a juicy peach. She was eating it slowly and soon had to take off most of her clothes to keep from getting peach juice all over herself, and was lying back on a blanket as she enjoyed the warmth of the sun, the coolness of the stream on her naked feet and the taste of the peach. She soon felt tried all of a sudden and slept, not noticing the tendrils of mist that curled around her from the large purple cocoons that filled the tree she had decided to stop under. Several naughty slutterflies crawled out of the cocoons and flitted onto the sleeping girl and her peach, tasting both and infusing them with secretions that increased arousal and aggression, not really knowing WHY they did what they did, but doing it nonetheless and flying away once they had their fill. Littlebuns soon awoke and continued eating her peach, getting upset that she only had one and laying back while pouting. As she laid there she wished her Daddy was there to eat with her and pouted even more. She imagined Daddy feeding her another peach, holding it in his teeth and leaning close to her, wished she could feel his beard, his tongue, his big hands roaming over her body.Soon she had her eyes closed and was playing with her clit as she moaned loudly, feeling the heat rising in her body as her legs twitched and she tugged her nipple, imagining Daddies rough fingers doing so and pushing herself over the edge, crying out as the orgasm rocked through her and made her lose her breath for a moment. She became embarrassed at how quiet the forest was after she finished and hurried off from the spot near the stream, not noticing that she left her peach behind, as well as quite a bit of smells that were a big come here sign to any wandering predators.

A few minutes later, the Thickdick wolf came upon the area Littlebuns had just left and his fur stood on end as his dick slid from it's sheath, dripping precum onto the ground as he began to drool and pant as smells overwhelmed his nostrils, telling him a story. “*SNFFFFF SnfffFFFF...Girl...eating...fruit. Then...got fucked? SNFFFF...no...played with herself...then left...east...moving slowly...not a hunter...met the cougar before...it's HER!*” And with that he was off, pulling his dick inside of himself so he wouldn't trip over it as he followed his nose, gaining quickly on his unknowing target. Soon he crouched low and saw her walking slowly, looking around as she realized how lost she was.

“This is going to be fun, I'm going to enjoy those little cheeks, yes indeed...awww, she's so worried, crying for her Daddy...don't worry you little morsel, I& Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

Dont have a flashdrive? Jason December 14/09/29(Mon)23:33 No. 2359 ID: 39ed48 [Reply]

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Never buy flash drives,
Use sites like googledrive, opendrive, onedrive etc


From Jason December

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Modern Mom 14/12/10(Wed)20:04 No. 2495 ID: 57b690


>This helpful tip has been brought to you by the NSA.

Modern Mom 15/03/30(Mon)23:56 No. 2566 ID: a1d58f

let me make a real tip for the thread. build a server box or use your desktop or laptop anything, and make an ftp server. you can transfer files from anywhere directly with your "cloud". by the way, this tip is pretty much exactly what normies pay for. maybe even start your own small service. best thing about it is probably all the free porn because if you had ever hosted a server you would know that you could see literally everything.

Modern Mom 15/04/11(Sat)00:07 No. 2570 ID: f55cab

Don't have a flash drive?
Fucking buy one, cunt
Allocate your virtual memory to it and stop computing like a pleb

Leaving "Home" Modern Mom 15/03/27(Fri)06:10 No. 2560 ID: cd727d [Reply]

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Hello /jew/, I'm leaving home here in a few months and was wandering about kitchenware. My family refuses to help me whatsoever. What is the best way to go with cookware at first? cheap and shitty, or the more expensive longer lasting stuff?

This goes for everything kitchen related. Cups,plates,silverware. Everything.

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Modern Mom 15/03/30(Mon)23:30 No. 2565 ID: a1d58f

also get a steel wool scrubber for cast iron dishware.

anon 15/04/01(Wed)08:48 No. 2567 ID: 267b31

Thrift a cast iron frying pan and a 1 1/2 or 2 quart pot to boil water/soup/sauce in. Cast iron lasts forever—just never use soap on it because that will strip away the seasoning that builds up and makes it really good. Read up on it. Also, to cheap out on silverware, get some free plasticware from any takeaway place that lets you get your own. Grab 4 or 5.

Modern Mom 15/04/04(Sat)11:47 No. 2569 ID: cd727d

I come from a family of hoarders and I don't want to become like (any) of them.

Preventing grease fires is simple enough, I "recovered" a few fire extinguishers for just an occasion. And I picked up a small silverware set from the thrift (4 spoons, 4 forks, 4 butterknives, 1 ladle).

The only thing I keep that I don't really need is my caffeine addiction and coffee pot.

Thanks for the advice.

The Lying Escort A pissed off guy 15/03/08(Sun)23:35 No. 2554 ID: 5dacae [Reply]

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So you guys are going to love this one. I called up a hooker for the first time to see what kind of shit I could get myself into. Except, I actually ended up in big shit and had a shit time. She comes down for our meeting 15 minutes late saying she's tired which yeah I can understand but then we get upstairs and it's "wait 5 minutes i'm tired" then we get into it I pay this degenerate 80 pounds (roughly 140 us bucks) for 1 hour and shes already way behind on time, So I get it up and start fucking then I ask her to go on top and she's like nah. Blowjob? Nah. too tired. So not only does she fuck me over, She said in her ad she was completely shaving and the thing was a fucking bush. Then there is her pictures which were either outdated completely or just photoshopped to fuck AND her fucking breath stank! Wtf! I can't imagine how many poor bastards this skank has screwed over. I left early without my money telling her to prepare for a shit review. Then I have her mobile number so maybe I should just give it out? Thoughts on this?

Modern Mom 15/03/29(Sun)07:21 No. 2561 ID: acf79b

Hookers ain't shit but bitches and tricks, dude. Every corner of mother Earth. You're not the first to be disappointed, but men in general are too afraid to hurt their pride and talk clean about shitty experiences with prostitutes. If she doesn't have any data about you, bash the fuck out of her reputation, escorting is a job like every other. I'd love to have done that when I was a teenager and lost my virginity the lamest way possible (much like your experience), but the skank was off the radar, it wasn't a totally wired time back then. So, I don't know if this is the right board to your post, so here goes to on-topic advice: do not waste money on some sex craving, personally I regret the money more. Free sex is something else and for free. If your problem is social connections, try some low-life social network like Tinder, I don't know if this one applies on UK, but so far it does in the US and latin america.

Modern Mom 15/04/03(Fri)01:34 No. 2568 ID: 212298


Let me get this straight. You were surprised that a whore acted like a whore? And that she wasn't what she said she was? And now you want to know whether you should give her a bad review?

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

Modern Mom 14/06/17(Tue)06:13 No. 2128 ID: aaad3e [Reply]

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I'm thinking about becoming a Catholic priest. It seems like super easy work, a good gentle lifestyle and tonnes of esteem. I'll have to pretend to be a theist leader but I'll get loads of attention from bitches even if I can't bang them. Most of all, though, is I basically don't have to pay any money for a house cause I can live in the Church, and if I get any medical fees I bet the congregation will pay that shit.

Catholic priests = god tier jews?

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Modern Mom 14/12/24(Wed)01:10 No. 2509 ID: 76aa97

Try this instead:
That way you get paid, and don't have to live a lie.
Also, you won't get trapped if you don't like it. When it's over you're paid.

bIFF 14/12/24(Wed)04:17 No. 2511 ID: d509a6

tried that with a Jw, but the hypocrisy and condoning of child abuse was too much, plus the brainwashing was incredibly thorough, I'm still de-programming myself.

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being a priest means having a lot of bosses. i got ordained through the mail,and the who ordained me died, so no boss. it's a useful scam to say your house is a parsonage to avoid property tax. legal because true.

Modern Mom 15/01/21(Wed)20:24 No. 2523 ID: 5dd9ba [Reply]

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If you're the educated (BSC, MSC) and you have to work below your qualifications, post there

Msc, biologist, call center monkey. This job has turned me into alcoholic. No perpsectives for change either, job market is awful for STEM graduates, even PhD's.

Although I'm almost 30, I still live with my parents.

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Modern Mom 15/02/20(Fri)20:51 No. 2537 ID: 0b7694

bs in civil engineering

my most recent occupations were
commerical crabber <-really fucking awesome
weed trimmer <-awesome
scrapping metal <-self employed, awesome
hauling furniture <-self employed, awesome
my last engineering job was testing well water as a technician which was fucking awesome but im an idiot and dropped our trailer on the freeway and suddenly no room in the budget for me the next week. although i was taking their per diem allowances to the max, lol

I almost got this job that was 16hours a day 7days in a row at min wage (w/ overtime) that woulda been great resume padding
environmental, technical, boats
but then i found out there was random drug screenings and i was out

Modern Mom 15/02/20(Fri)20:55 No. 2538 ID: 0b7694

^^^also im living rent free in a forclosed house stuck in legal limbo and once that is through im gonna drive to ny to live with a bitch and fuck her till i find a cheap flight to a country where i know someone who is also visiting
>gonna fund it with the money i rack up w/e i actually have a professional job which is actually a lot since im such a fucking jew

and the jew that i am, w.e i had a proffesional job, i saved the fuck out of that money, yeeeee

Modern Mom 15/02/23(Mon)01:08 No. 2552 ID: cd797b

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i'm a lawyer, but i'm crazy so i avoid the lawyer gigs, so i support myself from doing medical studies, a little bit of rent from some shacks i own, another investment i have, and dumpster diving. if i have to i could go get warehouse job, but for 10 years i havent had to.
photo: them apples.

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