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>>1306
Explain your thinking please.

>>1308
Different guy but:
"Unlike crude oil, gasoline is a highly refined product brewed to a certain chemical composition with very specific characteristics. One characteristic of gas is volatility, a term used to describe how easily and under what conditions the gas vaporizes so it can be efficiently burned in your car's engine.

The most highly volatile components in gasoline also tend to evaporate over time. As they do, the remaining fuel's volatility and ability to combust properly degrades. The less volatile the fuel, the less effectively it burns in your engine. The result is diminished engine performance. Your engine may still start and run, but it probably won't run as well."

I know you can buy fuel stabilizer though.

>>1309
I'm aware of this but >>1306 said that because some Gasoline or Petroleum as it is known here has Ethanol in it (which is sometimes distilled from fermented maize) it will for some reason expire. To my knowledge Petrol fuel with Ethanol in it like they have in Brazil will not expire any sooner than Petrol without Ethanol in it.

>>1226
I think I'm healthier now that I consume "trash"
usually the food has not expired yet or just recently passed the made-up "expiry date", but one time we had so much yogurt, some of it didn't get eaten until a year past the date. I have consumed year-old yogurt and I feel like a superhero. Immuno Man. It was special drinkable probiotic whatever stuff though.

This works for me:

>Be hulking black monstrosity with a heart of gold and hidden behind a scowl

> Go into wal-mart

>Go to deli

>Order something small (chicken bites (lol chikkin), fries etc)

>Flirt with serving lady (or man !?)

>Tell them you'll pay at the register

>Walk around store eating it
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>>1228

This also works with soft drinks in grocery stores.

I liked the idea of walking around with a t-shirt with a wanted fugitive's face on it. The license plate thing is clearly fraud and will get you put in federal prison. You might check whether obscuring it and putting it in your rearwindow is legal. You could try writing an extra number on it or changing it. I had a parking ticcket once that had my plate written incorrectly so I never had to pay it.

>>688
OP, you need a way to make your licence plate change on a dime, kinda like those bigass billboards that flip between 3 different ads, that would be kewl

You could just do what my dad does and steal someones plates in a parking lot at night, and then trade them out every week. He's been doing it since '88 and has never got a ticket for anything.

Also, Knight Rider had a pretty sweet 3-plate rotating mount, that he'd flip to a new plate when running lights and shit.

nice dildo

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>>1296

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>>1297

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>>1298

Alright well since no ones responding Im outta here.

If anyone decides to help then TY in advance

server's legit

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got up to 20 mbtc but then lost it all on blackjack.

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> Implying ( bitcoin_earnings - electricity_cost > 0 ) for anything but specialized rigs.
> Getting bitcoin from faucets instead of mining or setting up your own scheme.

Enjoy making wages a Chinese factory worker would scoff at.

If you only live on that much you should be eligible to apply to food stamps, even in the Uk try going to your local food bank and see if you qualify Because you should

First of all, invest in a cheap slow cooker. It's going to become your new best friend.

- Bags and dry beans and rice are very cheap. For about $1 USD (sorry, I don't know the conversion between USD and pounds) you're getting some 15 servings of food. Salt and the occasional butter will be all the seasoning you'll need.

- Consider dry milk instead of fresh milk. This actually saves you money in the long run because you can have milk when you want it, without having to worry about expiration dates. Of course it tastes like skim milk, but what do you care? You're broke-ass poor.

In case you've never had dry milk before, all you do is add water to reconstitute it. You can make servings of milk on an as-needed basis, and reseal the packets / container or dry milk for future use months down the road.

- Corn tortillas are dirt cheap in the U.S., possibly due to our vicinity to Mexico. I'm not sure if they're just as affordable in places like the U.K. I can get a bag of 30 for about $2. Canned re-fried beans are also inexpensive. That's all you need to make burritos.

- Large containers of peanuts shouldn't be very pricey, and peanuts are a high-energy food. Cashews and pistachios, on the other hand, are way overpriced.

- Spend a little extra to get vegetable spread instead of butter. It stays fresh longer, so you'll get more use out of it.

- Bags of dry pasta are inexpensive and keep for a very long time. You should be able to find large, inexpensive jars of tomato sauce that will also stay fresh for a while.
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first off, quit going to places like Tesco or Sainsbury's. Aldi and Lidl are your new best friends. Stay away from all brand goods, but all of that is pretty self explanatory. Spend money on pasta, veggies, preferably canned veggies and frozen veggies. Spinach etc. Rice, eggs and ramen (as you mentioned yourself are fine) but also get potatoes. A bag of potatoes shouldn't be too expensive and you'd be surprised by what you can do with potatoes. Make sure you have a variety, get canned meats or fish, the cheaper the better, quality shouldn't matter at this point, quantity and variety should. Flour, eggs and milk make pancakes, chop up some spring onions and put them in the batter, it makes it slightly more nutritious.

Never claim to be poor. Never claim to be rich.

Always keep them guessing and they will never judge you by how much money you have.