Never claim to be poor. Never claim to be rich.

Always keep them guessing and they will never judge you by how much money you have.

You're just going to die anyway so what's the point? Why not just kill myself today and avoid all the work and stress?

I've been an English professor and I've been a landscaper, and I would not say that landscaper is worse! Being active is great, also, following the rhythm of day and night (not going to bed at 3AM), and feeling the seasons pass, sleeping soundly coz you got exercise. . . . I'd get up at 5, be doing some labor by 7 AM, get home at different times, take a nap, be fresh for the evening. . . . Sitting on your ass (literally on your buttocks) for half of your life is itself a degraded quality of life.

>>387

Thank you for posting this. However, I'm still not sure which of these class I should or should not take. Is there a concise list of all the courses relevant to what the OP was talking about?

>>1256
Oh yes I forgot. Plant your shit away from the cabin, because the bear will find it, and when they do, you don't want them tearing the building you're in apart to get at it. It's scary as fuck, cause even though they're harmless, well, they're a big crazy bear, and if you're in their way when they're hungry, they'll swat you aside like you're a mosquito. Also, keep any food inside in sealed containers and dump any and all food refuse across water from your place. The breeze over open water tends to dissipate e scent and draw them off. Don't sweat the wolves. All the Fibs are excited because Rees so many there's a season on em, but it's bullshit. The only people shooting any are farmers with wide open fields and sheep or goats. You'll never see them. They're invisible, cause they prefer it that way.

I don't get it, if the house belongs to your family, why don't you simply ask to stay there?

>>1254
>>Thoreau was a skilled writer, and walden is a fine work.

That's true but the OP wasn't asking for advice concerning literature.

Walden is not a good guide for "living simply in the woods" because Thoreau made it all up. There are plenty of which can provide the OP with practical advice from people who have actually done what they're writing about.

Been done, no profit, lawsuit ensued.

>>917
>They'll hire fucking anyone
Fuck! They'll hire anyone
They'll fucking hire anyone
They'll hire anyone. Fuck!

>>917

Not Only that but they offer Scholarships if you go to business or hospitality management programs at college.

If you live in Canada or the US. We have programs to help the homeless like you. Go get help, they'll give you a place to live and help you find a job.

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do shit like this
get free money sat on your ass at home

Hitch out to the west and never go back. Hitch everywhere and be vagrant as fuck. Be homeless, eat out of dumpsters, hitch to the next city when you get bored. Never work another day of your life.

>>1245

been doing that for a few years. it's aight. I'm kind of tired now though.

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in UE :
Peugeot 206 ~ year 2000
1.9L diesel

can run on chinese restaurant oil
45+ MPG
about 5L/100km

incredibly reliable. some have reached 500 000 km (300 000m+).

costs about $2500/2000€

Look into electric bicycle conversions. They're only a few hundred -and- have the range needed to get you about 30 miles round trip. Instead of showing you're poor, your co-workers are fascinated. They can solar-charge too, depending.

car-pool to work. rid a bike to a place where your carpool will pick you up. if you have a friend who likes to cruise around on the weekends suggest you be a wingman for a bit. I suppose subway and bus were not a possibility. Zip car for when you occasionally need wheels of your own. House sitting sometimes includes reasonable use of the car. you can look smooth or you can be cheep but to look smooth while you are on the cheep is tricky. You can adopt the response that you are not a materialist.

You can read some Chiltons manuals from the library and do your own minor repairs. If you buy parts at scrap yards you can save a bundle. You may have to go extract the used part yourself though.
Tell people the "its the journey not the destination" quote if for aimless people and you have higher goals.

>>707
what kind of knives?

self-protection knives so you don't get mugged and lose what little you have?

Trust me, when you're all out of money, you have bills to pay and don't have anything to eat, and god forbid, you knock up some unfortunate girl, internet will be something you'll be willing to live without.

help out as many people as you can in favors; especially when it is something they can not do for themselves. karma will come in other strange ways. make friends, talk with people. they can give you leads on things you never would have expected. avoid bad habits, avoid excessive luxury items except when they are needed for work image. e.g. ties at thrift shops are cheap. share resources, get a roommate. draw up a budget. track where money goes and money comes. even just the act of keeping track of every penny will force you to consider the value of your actions.

if these guys are in your area you can get decent food for a good price.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Food_Ministries

dont neglect good nutrition, it will mess with your head, attitude, and energy. eat a healthy diet. I cut sodas and saved a bundle, and it was better for my teeth according to my dentist.

it is cheaper to get caffene tablets than to spend $$$ on coffee. You may even save time in prep, and cleaning up and have a free hand to use for other activities...

without specifics, us anons can only give general advice...

i dont have $ but what i have i give to you.

any more worthy opinions on net10?

Get whatever prepaid plan you want, then don't ever call your parents. Tell them you can't afford a cellphone, and if they ever want to speak to you again, they will have to pay for it.

I hate that google tracks everything everyone does but if you can get it google voice had phone numbers, free like g-mail. you can forward any line that calls your number to any other phone, or have it go to voice mail or you can select which numbers go to which places you want. It is highly customizable, I cant tell everything here. Have everything go to vm then check on net or at work or at friends or at any place you have access. Use the pay per go for outgoing calls you cant make at work or elsewhere. Get yo ass on your feet, get a job that requires you to have a cell. That responsibility helps you bootstrap to where you will not have to resort to survival tactics.
Universities sometimes have loose security in computer labs, internet cafes are sometimes tricky. There are some linux distros which will run an entire operating system from a cd rom and not install on the host computer. You can use that for net access if they have policy that make you not have access/or monitored access at work. Make some friends & offer to swap some thing like help for net access before askin for it. Karma works. "Just to help out", that way the friend will not feel you are just moochin' The grass grows quick in Florida, offer to cut the lawn, wash the car, put out the cat, feed the aligators, whatever.

Hope it turns out well.

i tink voice.google.com will get you there.