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How I lived Homeless for 4 years 17/09/18(Mon)23:41 No. 3083 ID: 7617e0

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FIRST OFF choose your place to live carefully. This isn't just where to sleep but the city or town to live in.

Find a city or township that has buses. Ride um for a while and see if you can hide some where near by. This can mean an old abandoned building or the forest. I've had bad luck in buildings. It's easy to come home and find your shit gone or someone having stolen your spot.

Honestly the woods are the best. Find a big tree. Hide a rope ladder and it's just like having a tree house. This guy has a great guide on how to make a simple sleeping hut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQe8N--CpB0 Don't build anything visible or complex. You want something you can lay down at night and sleep. Hide it well.

SECOND, never leave your shit laying around. You'll loose it. Carry it with you. When i was begging for money and sucking cock for food money i had one bag. In it was a change of cloths and my tablet. That was it.

MAKING MONEY. This is up to you. Farmers pay okay for a hard day of work under the table. You can beg too and this will make you the most money. You can also sell your self but keep in mind you're gross and smell like shit. And the people that fuck homeless people arn't gonna be the cleanest. Avoid STD by offering blow jobs only. I'm an ugly guy and I was getting 10-20$ a blowjob. Not something I look back on with pride but it feed me those nights.

TECHNOLOGY! Get a cell or tablet. Ask to look at lost and founds. Ask if they found any cell phones or tablets when asked to describe it tell um "Uhh well it was black..." That's how i got my shit acer tablet. Enough to get free wifi in hotspots.

FOOD. Taco bell and mcdonalds are expensive. You wanna keep sucking cock for 10-20$ a pop for the rest of your life? NO! Fucking save your money. There is free food out their. Look up survival and eating off the land guides. Lot of places you can eat fucking weeds. And if your built your sleeping base there your set.

Churches and bazaars or what have you give out free food some times. This is when you use that phone or tablet to join facebook groups. Hell add homeless buddies to message apps.

Not being homeless. SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY. They have homeless places all over the place you can get help there.

Personalty I worked under the table for a farmer for 2 years until he gave me a full time job at minimum wage. Enough to get a shit apartment. And BANG! Worst 4 years of my life over with.

sage Modern Mom 17/09/20(Wed)19:10 No. 3084 ID: 494c89

>hey anon, suck dicks for money

kys junkie-faggot

Modern Mom 17/09/27(Wed)22:18 No. 3089 ID: 602cb1

Damn, son. I’ll think of this post next time I open my mouth to bitch about how hard I think I have it.

Modern Mom 17/10/13(Fri)01:49 No. 3093 ID: f53802

My protips: wear polyester undershirt, undies, longjohns and polyester dress pnts, leather jacket or polyester windbreaker or blazer, get the Summerweight Ozark trail 40 degree bag from Walmart or other similar supermicro bag, and a messenger bag to put that and your laptop in. Get some dress shoes with a walking sole. Get polyacrylic hiking socks. -homeless four years and counting. Thanks America!
Oh yeah and wear a white silk or polyester dress shirt. White cotton gets grimy instantly, silk looks great for months without washing

Modern Mom 17/10/26(Thu)06:42 No. 3101 ID: 7617e0

More tips

MONEY AND FOOD" Beg out side of fast food places. Keep the money. And if someone accuses you of just buying booze or drugs. Tell him, "Nah man I'm homeless I just want to buy some food and i'll be going." Same mother fucker that just called you a druggy might just buy you some food instead. That fucking works out perfect. No need to buy anything.

STAYING ONLINE. I like my porn, youtube and tv shows. Laptops are okay. But unless you have a good one get a tablet. Easier to carry, less space and the battery life lasts way longer. Plus faster to charge. If you sleep where you got no wifi download your shit. Plus tables can be charged using usb batteries. You can get these at fucking dollar tree. I'd buy 10 of them, a few adapters so i can plus all 10 into a power strip (got all this shit at dollar tree) and then charge them on some outlet i'd find on the street. Power for the tablet for maybe 2 days of constant use.

WASHING If your homeless you're gonna start smelling. Public washrooms are great to clean up.

SAVE YOUR MONEY. Like fuck, do you wanna stay homeless? Getting drunk and high are not gonna help. Quitting drinking and other shit like meth is fucking hard man. Try not to start

MAKE HOMELESS FRIENDS This one you got to be carefull. The guy you're sharing a drink with today might steal or stab you the next. Way too many people on the street with mental problems. But it can fill that need to human companionship. Heck might even get you some sex that enjoyable. We'd both had some tech to talk to each other. So if i found somewhere that was giving away free food I'd message him "James, The church on Boulder drive is having a supper for the homeless, Fucking good food man, come on by." Or I'd get messages from him like "You know that lil donut place downtown? They burned a shit ton of bagels and the lady inside gave um all to me man. Meet me downtown buddy let's eat." This is the best. I mean if you can find a comrade your in good shape.

thatlldopig 17/12/27(Wed)20:42 No. 3121 ID: 15dd26

taco bell aint a bad bet when u can get 1 dollar burritos yo

Modern Mom 18/04/13(Fri)03:21 No. 3168 ID: d28da9

preach homeless for 3 days never looking back. just those 3 days felt like i was dead in purgatory .. or in hell. there where mments of feeling free but lets face it woulldnt yo rather be a comfortable slave with a lot of money come on now. 23 in 2018 im about to hustle my ass off. 7chan got me 100% woke.

Modern Mom 18/05/04(Fri)19:16 No. 3180 ID: d5d73e

admit it, you were addicted to some kind of drug. no one of sane mind stays homeless for four years and has to suck dick for FOOD when there's churches, temp agencies, and blood donation centers.

Modern Mom 18/05/22(Tue)15:43 No. 3195 ID: bd7158

Thanks for the tips homie.

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