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NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 09/07/29(Wed)06:02 No. 677 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Oh hey /x/. While googling my username I came across this archive of a great thread I made on /x/ ages back. Here it is in its glory again, enjoy.


NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 08/10/18(Sat)13:26

There was a thread on /b/ which died quite quickly a few weeks ago. The thread
was full of creepy wiki pages, Some of them were shit, some were pretty
fucking weird and creepy.
I quickly saved the list, Here ya go /x/.
Pic unrelated btw, Unless you class Ulillillia and his crazy antics as
Some are repeats also.

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プラダ 帽子 Amazon MichaelMr 15/03/16(Mon)20:24 No. 19335

Paranormal wards Anonymoose!!DlMGH0ZTSw 14/08/16(Sat)19:07 No. 18947 [Reply]

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/x/, I'm wondering what you believe to ward off the paranormal. Haunts, specters, that sort of thing. What keeps them away, and why?

Have you ever heard of wards that aren't based in Catholicism or Christianity? Have you heard of any that are based on religions without deities?

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/28(Sat)11:52 No. 19357

Simplicity itself.

Just be me, I have seen no ghosts, demons, UFOs or vaginas.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/28(Sat)11:55 No. 19358

10/10 advice

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/30(Mon)10:43 No. 19361

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/01/29(Thu)21:33 No. 19280 [Reply]

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my roommate found this somewhere and we all love it so much we tacked it to the fridge. none of us have any idea what it means.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/19(Thu)19:58 No. 19342

That first sentence makes no sense.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/27(Fri)01:54 No. 19352

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Obama is unendingly annoying he single handedly make Jim Crow come back. Fucking racist ass; thinks he's a good muzzie because his mom is a Jew and his dad Is a Nigerian Atheist, thus making him some kind of Arabian.

>Fuck Corporate-Marxism

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/30(Mon)08:16 No. 19360

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I'm actually glad he did that:
I like normal progressive people, that maybe a little bit edgy;like intellectuals and people like that.

ILLUMINATTI ILLUMINATI ATTACK 20 MARCH 15/03/17(Tue)17:07 No. 19337 [Reply]

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URGENT !!!! ( Please dealers this information, it will happen )

-New Attack Illuminati

Today , Tuesday 17 : According to my findings , a missile from Iran fall in New York , possibly in the March 20 , triggering a tsunami and earthquake, this will happen at 9, during the solar eclipse .

Please xd wants this Geek publiqueis this information , so that the world may know that everything is manipulated by the Illuminati , nothing is coincidence. Chao and kisses Xd

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/21(Sat)08:37 No. 19344

The day is almost over and nothing happened.

shrekt 15/03/30(Mon)04:28 No. 19359

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senpai pls.

Bin Laden found highness 15/03/27(Fri)06:07 No. 19353 [Reply]

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Bin laden found alive

Shodo 15/03/27(Fri)06:46 No. 19354

Hahaha! And wearin a blue turbin! Priceless, I actually thought you meant Harper was bin Laden. But I'm sure Bin Laden is in the sea bottom scattered everywhere and shat by fish and reborn into some kind of life out there... I'm sure his soul lives on tho. Fuck ISIS, just a fuckin bunch of sisis trying to make it big. Fine blow up all you can like a lil unmatured teen. Go precum on some random ankles and shove a missile up your own ass. Then come back in the world with something meaningful to say.
My thoughts on terrorists out there... That think their owning or prooving something. Why don't you fuckin choose to die by bombing a fuckin oil rig or some kind of selfish rich asshole somewhere? Or something you care about cuz the point is not getting across to well these days... And who ever the fuck your working for or that you think your working for... Well they own you, and you could be owned by yourself and tell em to fuck off and live free and enlightened, but sure, suck your masters dick and crash a plane into nowhere just to help him scare everyone else. Understand how low you actually are even tho your the shit of the shit of a shit that gt eaten and shat again? Understand how meaningless you die? For no true honour to Mother Earth but for a God that was a tale told to you all your life. Turn your back against your own leader of you think of dying for them. And make em eat your own shit. Do it! It's fun man, better dying that way than sucking their cocks. Piece of shit. Yeah you- fuckin retard terrorist peace of shit jahahahahahahah!
Thank you .

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/28(Sat)03:55 No. 19355

Think that dude is either Indian or a Sikh. Dangerous to be either of those around my neck of the woods these days. My sister wants to kill the Sikh who runs the local gas-station because he wears a turban, and all explanations that he is NOT A MUSLIM fall on deaf ears. As far as she is concerned he's a fur'ner, and fur'ners were made to be hanged.

KILL THE BIGGEST Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/02/10(Tue)23:17 No. 19288 [Reply]

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If you had enough power to stand a chance, whom would you try to kill:
- Almighty God, narcistic, selfrighteous dictator who avenges doubt in himself with hell
- Lucifer Morningstar, the first doubt, bringer of light and wisdom to the humans, fighter for free will and anarchy

So I wanna know:
Who is mightier and how?
Who would you WANT to kill? Why?

I guess God is mightier, because he is older and made the other one.
I would want to kill both, they are despots who abuse and use the humans in their own ways.
But I'd start with God, he surely doesn't expect it and I don't like his style f dictatorship and abandonment.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/02/20(Fri)12:31 No. 19305

Firstly, one cannot kill what does not exist. However, if we accept the Judaeo-Christian mythos as a literal reality, the choice is simple. After all, as everything happens in accordance with God's plan, then Adam and the tree, the advent of Sin, the Fall of Man...all were planned and executed BY GOD. The Serpent (Lucifer in later tradition) is simply the facilitator, the agent, the fall-guy to take all the blame for the Lord's good work.

Good luck killing Him, though...if God, Yahweh, Jehovah, I-Am-That-I-Am, the Almighty Creator actually EXISTS, then we are all totally fucked anyway.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/03(Tue)02:31 No. 19317

You can't have more power than the one's you are drawing power from.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/22(Sun)22:01 No. 19349

Oh, let me just rephrase some events that I vaguely remember from what I've heard and read about bible.

That's you.
IMTIM and L are family, mane. they can't exist without each other. The former draws his energy from the latter, the latter learns from the images of the former.


Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/22(Sun)17:26 No. 19348 [Reply]

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The UFOs disrupted the radio.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 12/07/17(Tue)20:26 No. 16367 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Well i was thinking aren't Yoga and all other meditations ultimately rituals? I mean Yoga and meditation require us to repeat certain patterns or processes in order to achieve a higher(?) state. Isn't that what a ritual is? Isn't yoga then a ritualistic dance? I mean higher state ultimately means that u are able to love more naturally and when loving everyone becomes totally natural it is the highest form of human existence. Has yoga ever aided anyone love better? You may say that it teaches u discipline, but if u think about it slaves are disciplined too(corporate world slave to the money an obvious example). What is the proof that the power surge u feel from yoga isn't demonic? No yoga master i've ever seen can be considered a higher being whereas true lovers are. My take is Yoga is ultimately a ritual.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/01/18(Sun)23:44 No. 19267

>how do I face the Mirror?

Don't turn away from your terror. Examine it. Dissect it. Lay it on the slab and see what makes it work. What is it exactly that you fear? What part of you is doing the fearing? Most of the time, you'll find that what's afraid is a bad or useless idea hiding behind some good ones, hoping that you won't examine it. Examine it anyway. A good idea has nothing to fear from stark examination. A bad idea, however, becomes powerless when examined.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/19(Thu)06:05 No. 19340

church is against yoga

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/20(Fri)17:07 No. 19343


There are churches against yoga, that is good. But there are people still practicing what they call 'Christian yoga', a big error on their part if you ask me.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/06/14(Sat)21:37 No. 18786 [Reply]

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Hello neophytes, sorcerers and heresiologists.

Let's discuss sacred geometry.

One circle (god) makes two circles by dividing itself. the resulting vesica piscis is the observable universe.
The two circles are the two opposites of Sun and Moon, Adam and Eve, 1 and 0 etc..

So what is YHWH's plan? I've been reading the gospel of Thomas and I can't quite figure it out. I think that the duality is because of the fruit of knowledge of good and evil.

When the two circles completely lose contact with each other, does that mean the end of the universe? Is that the serpent's plan?

Secondarily, why did YHWH approve of the incomplete house of god of the jews, as seen in the Star of David? I mean it's surrounded by the four elements AND the two opposites and the two opposites have their capstone divided from the rest of the pyramid. What the fuck is up with that? Is that Free Will?

So many questions...
And yes, I do use bible for a lot of esoteric reference and, yes, I'm aware of the perversions.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/17(Tue)07:43 No. 19336

It's got sod-all to do with geometry (apologies to Pythagoras), but I think the old John Carpenter flick 'Prince of Darkness' may have nailed it. The Priest and the Physics Professor are discussing events, and the Prof postulates that there IS a God, a benign Creator...but this GOD dwells in the POSITVE universe, while we poor buggers have the misfortune to exist in the negative, the reflection, the mirror-image. Thus, as our negative universe is composed of antimatter, its deity is naturally ANTI-God, and we are all pretty much fucked.

EyeKhan 15/03/17(Tue)17:48 No. 19339

Sacred Geometry is quite real. As is astrology. The great celestial clock reflects all.

I am a scientist, through and through. A skeptic to the core. So, research, on your own, astrology. Every study used against astrology was actually, and publicly (although media-buried), known to be a falsehood. Some studies were even skewed intentionally, or went unpublished as a result of their actual findings. Astrology has no mechanism of action, and is unfashionable scientifically right now. But, the evidence is there: certain events tend to happen during certain transits. And the lack of "mechanism of action" of astrology is not grounds for dismissal.

Germs were discovered less than 200 years ago. Economics has no ability to predict any outcomes within it's supposed discipline. Astrology has verifiable evidence. Though the biggest problem is overcoming people's ignorant understanding of it. Both in terms of what it does (it can't predict your lottery numbers), and in terms of what it is (it is not the positioning of the constellations at any point that determines anything astrologically, and it never has... Mercury is the name of a car, but I don't confuse the planet with the mode of transportation).

Stop being such a close-minded choad, and learn about astrology. Learn so much about it you can prove me wrong with your extensive understanding of the subject. Not your disdainful, glib approach to Google 30 seconds until you've stumbled upon a shill article to support your intellectual laziness. Grow up. It's time to accept what is true, whether you like it or not.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/19(Thu)10:17 No. 19341


I will admit that I have not conducted an extensive study of astrology, for the same reason that I have not conducted an extensive study of palmistry, phrenology, spiritualism, alien-anal-probing-abductions, Bigfoot, the Loch-Ness Monster, or any of these other alleged phenomena. My knowledge of the subject largely consists of reading my horoscope (as a lark) when I check my email on Yahoo. I note that, like ALL horoscopes I have ever encountered, mine is always so general, vague, and nonspecific that it can mean anything to anyone, and is therefore completely without any merit.

As a fellow skeptic, that very fact makes it most difficult to believe in astrology. Next you will be suggesting that I should take anthropogenic climate-change or witchcraft seriously.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/10(Tue)14:12 No. 19325 [Reply]

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Ever noticed how these mediums and paranormal investigators are all out of shape and nine times out of ten are not exactly the brightest buttons?

Is it to discredit the paranormal? Or are fat people attracted to the unknown due to them never getting sex?

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/11(Wed)09:07 No. 19327

EI've noticed that too, not only most of them are out of shape or ugly, some even have deformities or rare diseases. However, I do not believe it's the lack of sex thay drives them to the paranormal side, I think it is how they handle life, since they can't fully develop in a society that is based on the looks, maybe unconciously, they find other routes.

In places like Mexico there is an unwritten rule about that, every shaman, healer, witch or whatever has something that makes them stand out, not in a good way of course.

Of course there are exceptions, but there's a pattern, there were healers iny family, and my "abilities" started showing only after I practically became a hermit due to life threatening situations that left my body in a terrible shape.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/11(Wed)11:32 No. 19329

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I... I wasn't trolling...

Tin Foil Enthusiast 15/03/12(Thu)01:22 No. 19333

Anybody remember MST3K?

Now that there is a reality show exploiting every possible subject on the planet (guys dragging old logs out of a swamp in Louisiana...guys digging up ginseng roots in the Appalachians...I mean, come ON!!!) what is needed is a TV show made in the same merciless vein as MST. We run the show on a theater screen and three wiseasses sit in the front row and make rude/snide/humorous comments about it.

Really, the targets ARE too easy, but we all know that the reality show crowd deserves to be gutted like fish, so whet up the old filet-knives...and all those bogus 'Oooooh, we found a cold spot!' paranormal investigators should be the first to go.

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