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NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 09/07/29(Wed)06:02 No. 677 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts] Stickied

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Oh hey /x/. While googling my username I came across this archive of a great thread I made on /x/ ages back. Here it is in its glory again, enjoy.


NT-Spek!pjgFq5Sako 08/10/18(Sat)13:26

There was a thread on /b/ which died quite quickly a few weeks ago. The thread
was full of creepy wiki pages, Some of them were shit, some were pretty
fucking weird and creepy.
I quickly saved the list, Here ya go /x/.
Pic unrelated btw, Unless you class Ulillillia and his crazy antics as
Some are repeats also.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/26(Tue)22:54 No. 18985



Rubbish! Everyone knows that a "silver cord" is the leash that links a Sul'dam to a Damane. It is the leash that links the bracelet and collar of an a'dam. Just thought I should clear that up.

"Shadow People" Anonymonopoetia 13/06/17(Mon)09:34 No. 17786 [Reply]

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Hullo /x/.
For my whole memorable life I can remember seeing things. Like. Distortions of the air, akin to Predator's cloaking abilities albeit much much more subtle, in the form of a humanoid figure. It was alot easier to notice as a kid, but lately I've been seeing them alot.
It's really hard to describe anything about them. I can't hear them. I can barely see them. I can't quite describe how I see them. It's like, my mind knows they're there, and that my eyes can't catch it, so it creates a sort of image, like "giving evil a face" type of thing. It's not the sort of thing I can explain, really, you have to experience it.
Anyways, I would always try to explain it to my friends, and they would never understand quite fully what I was saying. Until today, that is. I won't name names, but she's younger, a freshman (I'm a senior) in highschool. She actually brought up the subject and told me literally the exact same things; how you can see them, but you're not really seeing them; how they show up whenever something major happens in your life; and how they seem to show up when your life turns from great to bad and vice versa, but only when it's out of balance or unjust, almost like they decide how your life should be at this particular moment in time. The only differences we seemed to have was that, she could see them in color (blue) while I could only see their presence (however I've seen them in my dreams and they're black; oddly enough, blue is her favorite color while black is mine). I finally found someone that understood. We've come up with alot of theories on what they are, what they do, and how.

Basically, according to our "evidence" which I guess is more along the lines of experiences, we think they may be some sort of beings that control us. They seem to always be there in life changing moments, or when something becomes imbalanced, almost like a karma sort of thing. We believe they move through space-time, and can possess anything that has matter, whether it be a statue, a wall or a person. We believe this because we always notice before the event happens, before we see them, we almost always find something out of place. Usually this thing has something that's slightly off, like a darker shadow, or something. We also noticed, that they seem to not be there in places of "nature", such as a beach, or a forest, etc. Because of the times that they appear, and how it's always a split second after the event has happened, we think they may have something to do with controlling us. I mentioned having a dream about them (there were actually two), so I'll describe them as they may have something to do with them controlling us.

So when I was about four or five I had this dream, where I was trapped in a long, stretched out hallway. Seemingly in the middle of nowhere, the whol Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Dont trust people on the internet dude faux-phoenix 14/08/02(Sat)22:12 No. 18893

having grown up being tormented by people like tin foil enthusiast and being attempted brain-washed and all that shit ive realised that all they want is to take out their blood lust on people like you and me who have been tormented since day one, I like to compare it to a slow(second) holocaust. these mental invasions get MUCH worse when you smoke weed as it allows a suggestive state and they WILL try attacking you by giving psychosomatic sensations of pain to convince you your health is failing. alongside this they will try to separate you from reality and get you diagnosed with mental illness so you are un-able to function successfully in society. they also constantly seek out your anger and despair. as you follow the ladder down into madness (or maybe your soul will escape like mine) you will see that every song other than miley cyrus is designed to torment you with hypnotism and malignant suggestions. my advice is try to balance trusting no one while at the same time not going insane. welcome to hell friend.
also, the only reason im telling you this is because I havnt been included in their fun so ive decided the best thing I can do is akin to taking a good piece of meat away from an ugly dog. whatever turns your crank, right.

Anonymonopoetia 14/08/28(Thu)01:36 No. 18993

OP Update: since experimenting with psychedelic experiences, I haven't been able to see or feel their presence. Except on one recent occasion (and I've been sober for a while); I saw a shadowy figure walk past me and up the stairs, but it didn't seem to be the same as these shadow people. This one was more physical and defined (I thought it was my sister but nope). Not sure what that means, not much else in my life has changed. Anyone have any ideas?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/29(Fri)18:15 No. 18996


Black supremacist spotted!!!

Robots Greg 14/07/24(Thu)09:30 No. 18874 [Reply]

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Currently living alongside humans are humanoid robots. Humanoids work in the place of a human in an emotional job set. They have complex "minds" that program them. These robots can work serious jobs such as, judges, prosecutors, police, surgeons, and news anchors. Their wit replaces their physical strength but I yet not fought one hand to hand. This technology has been only leaked by spys working with the Japanese. Some engineering projects were "sunk" after a bomb caused a tsunami eliminating half of Japan. Disney holds patients for humanoid commercial use. This technology has been around since probably 1940s era.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/07/29(Tue)23:39 No. 18887

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Goodness, those guys at ESET have some pretty advanced robbits.

Do you suppose they payed for it with the money they continually sucked from me with their NOD32 anti-virus?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/16(Sat)16:21 No. 18946

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>Currently living alongside humans are humanoid robots
You think this is big?
Currently living alongside humans are reptillians, demon avatars, nymphs, succubi, incubi, beings of the light family, WIZARDS, pleiadians, soulless vessels etc... All HERE ON EARTH SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE ERA OF HOMO SAPIENS.

And you talk about some bullshit moving computers made by men that supposedly are going to replace us in tasks such as JUDGING PEOPLE'S WRONGDOINGS?

>robotic judge programmed to process all incoming information within the courtroom
>"Your honor, I'm innocent because I'm not innocent!"
>Buffer overflow
>courtroom goes up in flames unless the AI assigns two different datapoints to "innocent"
>"Your honor, what is your current definition of innocent?"
>Courtroom still goes up in flames or at least a system error which allows to bypass existing privilege systems within the mechanic judge
>Obtain shell in mechanic judge
>use his uplink to obtain shell access to whole system, because let's face it. It's all gonna be connected to one system and it's all gonna be manufactured by one company.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/29(Fri)18:04 No. 18995

What about the Decepticons brony?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/23(Sat)00:24 No. 18973 [Reply]

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Is there an occult way to make my dick bigger?

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/27(Wed)03:50 No. 18987

Yes, you can.

First, find an oak tree and catch the first Acorn to fall from it after the summer solstice has passed (if they acorn touches the earth it won't work).

Now cut off the glans of your penis using a blade blessed by a true druid. Place the glans in the spot the acorn was meant to have landed and cover it with a small amount of earth.

Affix the acorn to the shaft of your penis (by inserting the stump of the stalk into the shaft). Use bandages or something to make sure it's secure. If necessary you can prune the branch so it fits.

Acorns take a long time to mature (and it depends on the species), but by the time it does so it will have "fused" with your body and your 'new' penis will begin to grow as if it was the mighty oak it fell from.

1. The life force of your penis will be tied to the oak it came from, if someone decides to cut it down your penis will shrivel and fall of.
2. You can cut off your glans at any point but I'd recommend doing it after you catch the acorn, if you do it before hand and fumble the catch you might be stuck waiting a long time before you can try again.
3. You need to catch the acorn with your hands or a bag/cloth made of natural fibres (typically silk), these and the blade are the only things that are allowed to come into contact with the acorn before it is attached to yourself.
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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/27(Wed)10:06 No. 18990


In all seriousness, OP, what you're looking for is vital energy. Lots of it. Meditate. Fuck Children. Endulge in vampirism. Your choice. Probably a lot more ways to go about it.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/28(Thu)02:23 No. 18994

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Thank you for proving wizards are people with a sense of humour, I will begin hacking at my penis tonight

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/16(Sat)22:18 No. 18949 [Reply]

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Want to know my biggest secret? Nobody knows.

I support the Venus Project fully.

Please, don't tell anyone. I can't bear anymore hatred in my direction.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/25(Mon)03:50 No. 18981

>Even in a self-sustaining community, people don't always behave.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/27(Wed)08:29 No. 18989


Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, citizen?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/28(Thu)01:29 No. 18992

>Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy, citizen?

Quite Happy, friend citizen!

However, I am concerned about citizen #3534675-4482

Paranormal wards Anonymoose!!DlMGH0ZTSw 14/08/16(Sat)19:07 No. 18947 [Reply]

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/x/, I'm wondering what you believe to ward off the paranormal. Haunts, specters, that sort of thing. What keeps them away, and why?

Have you ever heard of wards that aren't based in Catholicism or Christianity? Have you heard of any that are based on religions without deities?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/21(Thu)05:41 No. 18964

>Have you heard of any that are based on religions without deities?


Wards ... Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/27(Wed)22:48 No. 18991

Wards can be set using the One Power. They can be simple - like making some sort of bird call when shadowspawn crosses the perimeter of the warded area; (As Rand does in The Shadow Rising, when warding the Aiel encampment outside of Cairhien) or they can be destructive, like making documents burst into flame if someone other than the person who set the ward tries to open a box to read those documents (as Siuan Sanche does as Amyrlin with her documents - before she is deposed and stilled.)

Scientology is a cult mindless_one 14/08/21(Thu)20:59 No. 18968 [Reply]

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Hey /🇽/ what are your thoughts on Scientology? Is it a cult? Is it making money for governments? Or are they reptilian aliens 👽 👾 helping to enslave the human race through "self help" and human sacrifice? Let's discuss!

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/22(Fri)07:32 No. 18969

It's not making money for governments. It's making money for Scientology.

no faux-phoenix 14/08/27(Wed)02:44 No. 18986

scientology is basically applying psychology towards having a better life, there are some crazy aspects ofit which I think people can take or leave but all in all it's probably one of the most logical and beneficial religions.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/27(Wed)08:27 No. 18988

Scientology is basically applying psychology towards getting people to give money to Scientology. There are some crazy aspects which they try to gloss over so people will still give them money, but all in all it's probably one of the most profitable religions.

Forbidden Wiki Tin Foil Enthusiast 13/09/16(Mon)09:03 No. 18005 [Reply]

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Does anyone know where or what this "Forbidden Wiki" is?

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Dex+!!EuMwt1ZmIu 13/10/03(Thu)20:17 No. 18045

Are you feeling alright TFE?

Tin Foil Enthusiast 13/10/12(Sat)17:22 No. 18077


last time i checked it was the hidden wiki

Ghost 14/08/26(Tue)10:08 No. 18984

there are many hidden wikis; the one your probably looking for.
an word of advice, don't go looking for it or else you go too deep to escape from it

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/14(Thu)15:25 No. 18925 [Reply]

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They sent me in for you. You don’t get it. They sent me into your mind. I need you to listen to me. You’re suffering what’s called a paranoid dissociative break. Brought on by the trauma of a computerised fantasy. You’re not really here. You’re still back at home, strapped to a chair. None of this is real. When you started posting here, you had me worried. So, I followed you. And by the time I got here, it was too late. You were unresponsive. So they programmed me into your mind. They thought a familiar style of writing might help, to try and bring you back before it’s too late and you’re trapped here forever. Do not listen to your nay saying thoughts. They’re just trying to maintain the bug that’s in your head. I assure you. This is not the world that you know. Think… does this screen even look like it should? It doesn’t look like it should because you don’t want it to.

You need to realize, I’m merely text on the screen. The rest is supplied by your own imagination. Even the explanation I’m giving you right now. It’s really you. It’s really you. Your mind is choosing the words. Because that’s where we are: in your mind. We must get you out before it’s too late, and you’re trapped here forever. If this is all in your mind, why am I conveying this to you? Because you put me up to it. Don’t you see?

Read and participate actively on 7chan to understand that part of you wants to protect me. It will be your job to let me guide you back to consciousness before your psychosis reaches such extreme levels that you slip into a permanent coma.

Why am I choosing to convince you to free yourself at this moment? Only because you wanted me to. You’re clinging to the delusion. You can ask my any question you want. You see, I’m not afraid. You shouldn’t be either. I’m going to tell you the truth and you are going to fight the manipulations of others who are parts of yourself that would have you give up and resign yourself to your foreseeable future. And go where? There’s no getting out of your own head, Doug. But you can escape the nightmare that approaches if you let me help you.

What about the people, ideas and actions you trust? I know that’s asking a lot, but they are at the epicenter of this whole twisted fantasy of yours. They represent all your frustration, all your unhappiness. Which is why it would mean nothing if we were to share my existence. It’s you who has to choose reality. You be loyal to me, and I promise you, you will gasp awake and find me sitting in the room beside you. The real me. Your old pal. That’s right.

Come back.

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/22(Fri)19:06 No. 18970

One with myself? Poor fellow, it's not about me. It's all about you. Have you forgot that?

You are the most important reader of this post.
You are not dependent on me; I am dependent on you.
You are not an interruption in my work; you are the purpose of it.
You are not an an outsider in my life; you are part of it.
I am not doing you a favour by serving you; you are doing me a favour by giving me an opportunity to do so.

D.+Rex+!fySHhgpC3E 14/08/24(Sun)01:36 No. 18974


Then serve me right and cut this bullshit, no one buys it.

brothers and sisters anon444 14/08/25(Mon)08:31 No. 18982

You say they and I say who? Already I can feel several trying to pull the strings and already I can sense a change.

But it never feels big enough, yeh know? Dat change...

I try speaking with you at least once a day. I always reach the familiars but I don't think I have met you two yet.

Call the phone... I'm still listening.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/06/21(Sat)21:42 No. 18810 [Reply]

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Sup /x/.

A few nights ago I was walking home during night time and I was thinking:
"Why all the surveillance? Maybe it's not about security or control, but they're looking for someone. But whom?"

And then this familiar sounding voice that drowned out all other thoughts said

Was this the Prime Creator, was I possessed, or am I going bonkers?

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Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/20(Wed)19:13 No. 18961

Stop samefagging, retard. Satan and Lucifer are one and the same, they deceive. Since you're indoctrinated into his cult you'll believe any warped bullshit that's shilled your way. The bible being satanic propaganda? Sounds legit (sarcasm). Get with God or deal with the consequences, I'll be praying for you.

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/21(Thu)00:22 No. 18962

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Rubbish, Satan and Lucifer are El or Saturn and he was the original god of the Israelites before the Jupiter pushed him out and painted him as the enemy of mankind. That is why Jews have been smeared and labelled as satanists because of this distortion of history.

Fuck I'm high

Tin Foil Enthusiast 14/08/21(Thu)11:19 No. 18966

Which is funny, because those who worship the Christian God don't have any idea that they are worshiping Jupiter even though it's right there in plain sight. Latin "Deus" from Zeus, "Jehovah" from Jove, the names of God are all names of Jupiter.

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