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Urban Dead Shambler 13/10/21(Mon)19:19 No. 4849 ID: 245d93 [Reply]

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So after not playing this game or coming here for 5 years, I decided to go log back in and go back to our mansion, there are a bunch of squatters in here.

This is a serious problem.
>Does anyone still play this

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Shambler 20/09/12(Sat)07:29 No. 5729 ID: 7bc684

Sorry I never showed but I died along the way.

Shambler 20/10/12(Mon)03:32 No. 5742 ID: f2be3e

>5740 ID: 000b67
>5741 ID: 000b67

It's like they don't even try anymore.

Shambler 20/10/18(Sun)05:52 No. 5743 ID: 9a46c1

At least it boosts the post count a little so that post number game works. :P

Shambler 12/12/15(Sat)09:06 No. 4119 ID: c4b012 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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Let's hear your arguments.

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Shambler 20/10/10(Sat)00:39 No. 5736 ID: 5e5c51

>might be able to kill up to 100 times their number with perfect ammunition usage, Zombies won't stand a chance!!!
>oh fuck, that's only like 5000 Zombies, actually not a lot in context
>using their equipment immediately alerts all Zombies in an area
>can only run as fast as a human with a heavy backpack
>and even if we let them be fully motorized or have a helicopter, what are they going to do? Fly/Drive from place to place, waste their ammunition and alert Zombies?

>was able to so completely outmatch untrained, unarmored peasants, that you could control entire Kingdoms with just a few hundred knights
>the morale stat of the Zombies are broken, but they are really stupid as well
>Knight can functionally kill an unlimited amount of Zombies in any context
>In Situations where a cavalry charge is suicide, because of too dense Zombie Hordes, they can just slaughter them on foot or pick their battles
>can pick their battles, because their weapons won't alert Zombies from everywhere
>can use all kinds of various strategies, using chokepoints, stealth, etc to destroy Zombies
>chainmail and plate armor can protect against bites, Zombies can't pierce their armor and neither can they organize into formations, which if it wasn't for the fact of them having no morale state, would mean absolute destruction for the Zombies
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Shambler 20/10/10(Sat)02:30 No. 5738 ID: f2be3e

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Let's flip the script.

Shambler 20/10/10(Sat)03:03 No. 5739 ID: 2514ff

Don't mind him. You are one of the good goyim.

Shambler 20/04/16(Thu)06:12 No. 5693 ID: 9ab4b6 [Reply]

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ever been turned on by zombies? I'm not talking about that pseudo zombie anime bullshit, I'm talking a gorey, disfigured, disgusting bloody zombie.

Shambler 20/04/16(Thu)11:39 No. 5694 ID: fca2d4


The first time it happned it caught me off guard, me and Phil were walking down the street all chill and shit when suddenly the bastard started trying to take a bite out of me.

I swear, if I didn't have the reflexes of a street-rogue he would have taken a chunk out of my arm. Then I would have become one to.

I was going to brain him for that but bros don't remove the head or the destroy the brain of bros after the history we've made.

Shambler 20/10/10(Sat)00:45 No. 5737 ID: 5e5c51

Yeah, but that's because I like dangerous women. It makes you nervous, when it's the type of woman who is usually a cannibal/vampire/demon, who might bite your dick. It's like a dare. Would you dare to stick your dick into this?

It helps in fantasy scenarios though, when you could pretend to have superpowers from cyoas, so a woman biting you would just feel like a gentle nibble.

Zombies might be hot, if they are practically grey-skinned, white-eyed goth women with blood all over them with a mild injury here or there.
If they don't have lips, have a hard, cruel look in their eyes or look diseased, then that's a strong no.

In RL I would never stick my dick into a Zombie though. I want to keep my dick safe.

Cannibalism Next 17/06/26(Mon)10:03 No. 5557 ID: 973e7c [Reply]

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During a life or death situation in a zombie apocalypse. would you be willing to cannibalize someone in your group for your survival? and if why so?

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Shambler 19/11/20(Wed)06:53 No. 5678 ID: 872df2

I don't think human meat is as bad as you're painting it to be. It's compared to pig from what I remember. It's not some awful food. You got the whole picture wrong. I will say I'm not advocating to eat human meat. lol
I don't see issue with somebody voicing a held stance on this. I think we should welcome all voices. Why disparage people? Why not eat healthy food or go for a walk? You won't lose in that scenario. Neither will anyone else, really. lol Based.

Shambler 20/09/12(Sat)02:07 No. 5728 ID: 4a7f2f

If you don't eat it consistently, like if it's purely for survival, you could eat human meat without a problem. Aside from ethically, of course.

Shambler 20/10/10(Sat)00:25 No. 5735 ID: 5e5c51

No. I would always rather use my energy to scavenge for food or hunt some game. For me to be even in a situation, where that was somehow on the table, I would have to be stuck somewhere with absolutely no way out.

Martyn Grim 13/09/20(Fri)08:00 No. 4799 ID: 435599 [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]

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This doesnt even work here, but I thought it was pretty cool

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Shambler 20/08/14(Fri)02:59 No. 5719 ID: 60f3c1

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Eh. I've had worse. Cool to have that "dream partner", I guess.

Shambler 20/09/28(Mon)01:38 No. 5730 ID: 520049

Fuck it, rolling.

Shambler 20/09/28(Mon)01:46 No. 5731 ID: 520049

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It was looking good then boom! Fucking Crocs again!

150 Achievements for Z-Day Shambler 13/07/31(Wed)01:25 No. 4743 ID: 01d7f2 [Reply]

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It's been a couple of spins of the Earth since a fair few of us clubbed together to create this. As a nod to the past and for the new guys to I thought I'd release the latest version (not to mention backup purposes). Only a couple of achievements have changed but most of it remains the same.

And of course, feel free to suggest tweaks and more.

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Shambler 18/08/07(Tue)00:03 No. 5607 ID: 4267d9

There aren't enough posts to kill threads around here methinks.

Shambler 18/12/10(Mon)22:48 No. 5630 ID: 049bef

I made this thread 5 years ago!

Can't believe it took someone so long to respond... can't believe it hasn't been bumped off....

Shambler 20/09/02(Wed)18:41 No. 5724 ID: c5da03

I killed a Zombie with a Scythe in a dream today does that count for the Harvest Achievement?

Achievements for Z-Day Shambler 14/09/30(Tue)02:43 No. 5236 ID: 9491a9 [Reply]

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It's been a couple of years since we knocked one about so how about we put together another achievement list for when the zeds come?

At the least it'll give us something to talk about when we bump into other survivors as well as some incentive to keep going when we hit the wall.

Get submitting. I'll collate the best into another PDF for y'all.

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Shambler 18/08/07(Tue)00:08 No. 5608 ID: 4267d9

Name: Thanks, Yogi!

Prerequisite: Get saved by a FUCKING BEAR!

Brotherhood+Of+The+Tentacle 19/08/17(Sat)10:48 No. 5662 ID: 86d852

Name: Hawaiian Boy!
Requirement: How many zombies someone can lure into a raging volcano while the song "Staying Alive" is playing in background.

Shambler 20/08/17(Mon)02:59 No. 5720 ID: b117f5

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Name: I Want To Ride My Bicycle!

Prerequisite: Slaughter several zombies while riding a bike.

Darth_Wanker 12/05/23(Wed)20:56 No. 3229 ID: fcdd67 [Reply]

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Which celebrity or famous figure (living or dead) would you choose as your sidekick, and why? Myself, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt because he was pretty much a living Chuck Norris joke. An experienced soldier, he and his regiment the "Rough Riders" won critical battles during the Spanish-American war which led to a U.S. victory. As commissioner of the NYPD, instead of sitting in his cushy office all day, he would go undercover and root out deceit and corruption in his police force wherever he found it, promptly dismissing and beating the ever-loving shit of any one of his officers he found accepting bribes or slacking off. Lastly, he showed crucial survival skills, fighting disease, the elements, and hostile tribes and living off the jungle for AN ENTIRE YEAR.

Interested in others thoughts and contributions. Commence.

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Shambler 19/12/28(Sat)22:29 No. 5685 ID: 1db6b4


Shambler 20/01/24(Fri)12:43 No. 5689 ID: 3a121a

Honestly boring. "Lol, I just choose literal God". This is the kind of choice that makes the other eleven-year-olds not want to play with you anymore.

Shambler 20/06/24(Wed)03:23 No. 5709 ID: 067357

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If that's how this is gonna be then I pick Rick Sanchez. He'll just fix my zombie problem globally and then bounce to his own reality, leaving me to my planet of corpses. But at least I won't have a zombie problem anymore!

I need help finding the title of a movie please. Z13 20/01/10(Fri)21:03 No. 5686 ID: 3b1235 [Reply]

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So I’m looking for a certain zombie movie. I can’t remember if it’s a George A Romero film or not, but one scene has kids (maybe punks?) that were in a room. Basement I believe and one of the zombies is interesting. I remember it having a hole in its stomach with its spine exposed or a very elongated spine so it’s head was dragging. Not the zombies from Return of the dead and not any zombies from Land of the dead but it kinda was like the priest zombie that threw its neck to bite the character in land of the dead. If you know what movie I’m talking about please let me know what the title is. Please and thank you.

Shambler 20/01/10(Fri)21:22 No. 5687 ID: e722a4

Any other scenes you remember?
Also; year you watched this (so we can exclude latter films).

Shambler 20/02/03(Mon)02:56 No. 5690 ID: 530e8a

Return of the Living Dead is the movie you seek. One of my all time favorite movies! See >>796626 for a clip!

Shambler 19/08/15(Thu)12:53 No. 5659 ID: 602775 [Reply]

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Remember when this board was relevant?

At least it lives up to its name.

Shambler 19/08/15(Thu)13:42 No. 5660 ID: 96a7b0

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thanks for making smile today

Shambler 19/08/21(Wed)05:47 No. 5665 ID: e6f8df

This board was never relevant. Quit pretending that you've been here longer than three weeks.

Shambler 19/11/20(Wed)05:30 No. 5677 ID: a7f777

That makes sense. Zombies in the zombie board. Inactive figures not doing much. Low activity. Good contribution. I like this one. It has the trait "quality" and that's the full story. What a serious contribution here, I am a fan of this. I will never forget this here contribution. lol I don't know, though, I may not be that discriminatory for zombies as a thing overall. I can accept all types of people. I don't do negative things to people just for them having this set up or that set up. I'm not in that kind of lifestyle in any capacity. Why worsen others lives? My stance here may actually expand into other types of beings beyond this species. I may actually think good treatment of such forms isn't so bad. I think the aforementioned entities could have a place in the world amongst us currently as we are. It's not so distant from a reasonable position. It's not the worst idea there could be. I am considering it. The future is surely uncertain in this case. Really not known. lol Based.

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