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Is there a better zombie game than gmod's zombie mode? Why isn't there more zombie games?
2 days ago I had a dream where zombies had taken over, and humans were still surviving, but only the strong humans survived which led to a race of superhuman zombie slayers who could rip mutant zombies limb from limb but were still on the verge of extinction.
I like the Dead Rising series
Back in the day, perhaps even before /zom/ existed, some guy on /b/ published a really bizarre piece of work titled "How to Train Your Zombitch". Now, I'm not entirely sure that the name I'm listing is 100% accurate, but it was a totally zany postapocalyptic guide detailing the process of catching one's human-sized fleshlight, tarting her up and... well, using her for stress relief. Why am I bringing all of this up? TBH, my hard drive crashed and burned, so I'm looking to refill on zombie pasta. This is the first one that came to my mind, but if you have something that's equally messed up and are willing to share, go right ahead.
Thanks in advance!
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Here. Even if it's not what op wanted the read sure was interesting. Thank you for posting.
Anybody got the post where it describes oral sex with a zombie girl who's chained up and had her teeth pulled and later on may even cuddled with her?
Purifier perk: "As a purifier of the wasteland, you do +50% damage with melee and unarmed weapons against abominations."
In the zombie media I've seen I've never seen some guy just wiping out Zs berserker style. My frustration in a wasteland world and drive to have some legacy would mean my noblest pursuit would be killing every zombie on the planet. Half the time characters just ignore Zs so they become problems later, I wouldn't leave the job half-baked.
What would be your purpose for living post Z-day?
I'd be the cleanser of the Z-scourge.
interesting. It also has a bit of an Attack on Titan feel to it
do you mean in the way that it sets a universe and then more or less operates within the reasonable rules one might expect from said universe and the plot doesn't just add new parameters but rather incidents within those parameters?
I suppose that I would be the archivist/researcher/farmer. We would have to grow our own food (once all the canned and freeze-dried stuff is gone, which won't take long), and that means starting from scratch and reinventing the ancient process of primitive subsistence farming...my great-grandparent's generation lived this lifestyle by default, but the skills necessary for implementing it have been completely forgotten and lost by modern urbanized humanity. If there isn't a McDonalds, a Red Lobster, or a Safeway on hand, today's people starve in droves.
On a side-note; I think a new society evolving in the aftermath of a Zombie-Apocalypse is going to have a very low population density (obviously) and is therefore going to be compelled to be comparatively simple, primitive, and agrarian; the days of ironclad specialties (doctor, lawyer, scientist, ad-executive, political-lobbyist) will be over; every person will, perforce, be somewhat of a jack-of-all-trades; as in Viking age Scandinavia, a man will probably have to be a farmer, a fisherman, a hunter, a cooper, a blacksmith, a merchant...and a ferocious warrior, all rolled into one nasty, surly, pugnacious package.
What would be your most favorite way to dispatch all those zombie bros walking around?
Mine would have to be stealing a Fire-truck and using the high pressure water hose to tear apart the zombies. Aside from gasoline being in high demand in the Apocalypse water would still be easily aquired from lakes, rivers, or a sea. Also the truck itself could be useful for a safe mass transport for people and/or supplies.
>Mine would have to be stealing a Fire-truck and using the high pressure water hose to tear apart the zombies.
Amateur, get a fire-truck, fill the water-tank with gasoline I'll let you figure the rest....
So, you made it to the last bastion of humanity. Congratulations. After a night of celebration you wake up groggy. Too bad you're in a cell. Unfortunately in your drunken stupor you made a few taboos, which ones you can't be sure of, your memories are foggy. But the long and short of it is you're now got face trial by zombie.
Trial by zombie is a simple judicial process:
You will be given a day to arm a subdued zombie for melee combat using a variety of equipment and a basic garage workshop as you see fit.
Your zombie will then be pitted against another 'contestants' zombie in the arena, the zeds will have at each other and the last zed standing wins (How the hell they're convinced to attack each other is unknown, but it does work).
Should your zombie win you will be granted freedom.
Should your zombie lose you will be tossed in the arena to face the winners creation.
Should you survive that... you must repeat the process all over again until you gain your freedom or perish. (There are rumours of contestants creating zombies of such showmanship they have received a pardon from the crowd but such instances are rare).
So how do you arm your zed? Weapons, armour or tinsel.
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extremely long handled partisan, get it to stab the zombie or slice it a few times then start going after the viewers with it
cause a little ruckus to liven up the day and get a bit of revenge
Do the Zeds know how to operate these weapons?
How do they bring the Zombies to fight each other?
It's been a couple of years since we knocked one about so how about we put together another achievement list for when the zeds come?
At the least it'll give us something to talk about when we bump into other survivors as well as some incentive to keep going when we hit the wall.
Get submitting. I'll collate the best into another PDF for y'all.
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Shoot a celebrity.
Name: Friendly in Cherno?
Prerequisite: Befriend and murder a fellow survivor
Shoot the Chute
Prerequisite: kill a zombie at the top of a slide, sending its body and head down to the bottom.
so /zom/, what would be the first store you would raid/loot?
just as soon as you are stable, i would rade an army dumpstore i know, its accessible by boat so quite safe, and has lots of stuff besides just army stuff, like camping gear and crossbows and bats and such. what about you guys?
Supply warehouses are what most market chains uses nowadays to get their products. Basically real easy to find. Industrial parks is what I'd look for things that I can build with. Earlier I mentioned junkyards they're easy to get into without any hassle.
>raiding after z-day, like all the other plebs who say they're gonna run to walmart/academy/bubba's hunting supplies/the mall (god forbid)
>not having your supplies stocked beforehand
Have fun being trampled or shot because Jamal had his hand on the can of beans first and you wouldn't let go.
Honestly though, I'd grab a bunch of cash and go to the stores no-one would think to loot (specialty stores and the like, just some fun shit i couldn't afford before the habbening) just to get out and get some action but not too far in danger's way. If there's no cashier i just leave the money (it'll be useless soon anyways) and if there's actually a cashier there, I'll leave the brave sonofabitch manning his post a weapon that I don't really need that might help him out, like a spare crowbar that i'd have in my bag or something.
We roleplayed through this scenario as a tabletop RPG. My group decided to first raid a nearby store which stocked both food and hunting ammo. That was an obvious choice.
The more interesting choice was the second place we raid -- an adult novelty store. We went there looking for batteries, but we came away with all sorts of handy stuff. Those vinyl costumes are surprisingly bite-resistant.
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Let's hear your arguments.
Mhmm... It's mainly the Navy and Airforce who have all the technology. Army gets some good stuff, and the USMC basically gets shit and has to make do.
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also rock, oh and the stick video is in a neat channel with all sorts of melee ranged killing tools explained and shown off
I vote for the Crusader Knights. Most of these guys were raised as villagers which is the next thing to being a post-apocalypse survivor. It also depends on the basic scenario.
Team vs Team: The U.S. Marines got this.
Cooperative: The Crusaders have the background to see them through.
Teams Isolated from One Another: The Crusaders definitely have the more appropriate skill set.
In two out of three scenario, the Crusaders are better positioned to survive, so I'm throwing in my vote with them.
So I've seen this movie and there was a scene where an infected woman gave this man her infant child in order to prevent her from eating the baby.
Which made me wonder, what would you do if someone handed you a baby during the zombie apocalypse?
The protagonist in this movie was lucky to come across a bunch of survivors in a big truck who were more capable of taking care of the baby.
But what if you don't have such convenience?
Would you take care of the baby, or kill it painlessly and give it a proper burial?
What good is surviving if you don't ensure other, especially the next generation survive to continue on? If you're on about keeping yourself alive until old age, just put a bullet in your brain at the start and save resources for everyone else.
I'm not going to waste the opportunity for epic lulz and trolling other survivors thks