Daniel cause a crapton of weapons.
Barry cause he has a boat to get us across the sea.
Mimi, cause Dem Yakuza supplies bro.

Barry, Mimi, Daniel.
Use the weapons and Barry's boat to make it to tokyo to get the Yakuza supplies. Then turn and kill the yakuza and capture Mimi. Sell her to Richard for assistance in capturing the jewish dude with gold. Use him to blackmail Katherine to join us, then let him rape her so Chris the lesbian can come in and save her, earning her trust. With that group under my control, attract Maria, then use her connections in Buenos Aries to kill pedro cause he probably broke my coffeepot. Then we storm Ignatus's house to get his food so we can recruit Shaniqua. Using her blackness, seduce bobby for his tools and machinery work, so we can build an automatic muslim killing machine and test it on Fatima. Doing so will help us strong arm Johnny boy to know we aren't fucking around, and if he doesn't find us a nurse he'll get the same thing. He'll recruit Kim, and then we'll put him in it anyways because fuck guidos. Then with her medical expertise, she'll impress Michael, get a sample of his blood, and extract the HIV. Anyone who disagrees with me will get AIDS instead of the muslim killing machine. Also, use Michaels supply of medicine to barter with Alyona for a very powerful bomb. Find Rachel and emily. Tie up emily's whiny ass for zombies to devour in the middle of a football stadium. Let it fill up, then send in bomb mounted Rachel. She'll blow up, kill all the zombies, and Shaniqua will say "Mmmm, I told you that girl could blow."

Ephraim
Godlike Diplomancy
Daniel
Godlike combatist
Shaniqua
Halarious commentary and sassy black womanisms

And if we run out of food we eat Shaniqua; she'll taste like fried chicken

-9001/10
My jimmies remain unrustled.

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Equipment list 1/2

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Hmm... Maybe this is too rigid so:

CHOOSE YER WEAPONS!

BRITISH ARMORY:

Knives:
Pattern 1907 Sword Bayonet
Fairbairn-Sykes Fighting Knife

Pistols:
Colt M1911A1
Enfield No.2 Mk.1 Revolver
Welrod Mk.1

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>>3629
Because it is a short summery of the Nazi Zombie story line! Hence the Kino ter toten map in OPs picture.

Went till round 33 solo on that map today =0

if you go with the west coast jap invasion of the US, use the "towed" sub scenario. the japs were known to use various types of long distance weapons, firebomb armed balloons and such. so, tow a sub filled wit zombies, set a course for the last 20 miles with a few hatches open and let the zombies free along the north coast or even the baja. Just thinking aloud here.

A Fleshlight and a roll of ductape

i have a longbow laying beside me mohahah just been outside shooting. ;)

A couch cushion and a wall. I'm screwed.

Use a normal knife

Use your legs and run away.
Use your brain and avoid cornering yourself in confined spaces.

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Obligatory.

If they're locusts, eat those fuckers.

They DO have pesticides that are safe to spray on crops, you realize...

>>3781 jest like them thar Mormon Forefathers did... (or was that seagulls & they ate the seagulls... don't remember...)

>>3759
If you had read the FAQ and global rules, or lurked for even a minute, you would see that ponies are banned religiously here; so you seem like a real dumbass when you act all butthurt about it. That, sir, is why you are a dolt.

>>3764
Also, sharing things would be nice, but fairly unrealistic. I can't picture people being more than selfish cunts if tragedy happened. But if somebody felt the need to share something beneficial to all like weapons, that would be hella tight. But then you'd have conflict of power between who is leading (assuming someone is) and who is controlling the guns.

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>>3773
>>butthurt
Not even once. I just find it hilarious how rustled people get over people having different interests from themselves, like putting down someone's interest for being "childish" or "effeminate" somehow reduces those attributes in themselves. I'll just leave you with this CS Lewis quote:

"Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."

tl;dr: Raging at bronies for being bronies only puts your own insecurities front and center and doesn't make you more "mature" or "masculine" than them.

>>lurked even a minute
Been here since '07 as an Anon. Seems like all the good mods left or they are on an indefinite power trip. If I get banned for saying this, it'll only prove my point.

That's the last I have to say on this matter. Any further expansion on this subtopic will only prove a humorous observation I've made: haters spend more time raging over pony related stuff than bronies do enjoying it.

Moving on another amendment occurred to me:
-English only. I will not have any ethnocentric politics, cliques forming, or deception in my ranks. If you have something to say, it should be able to be understood by everyone. If you have nothing to hide, there should be no problem. If you need help learning English, myself and others will be more than willing to teach you. You will receive one warning, after that you forfeit your rations for the day. Punishments will become gradually more severe for multiple offenses, ultimately ending in banishment if necessary.
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what are you doing here mootikins? please come back, we miss you.

oh good lord no

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>>3766
a wild whatchamacallit appears...

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op here

now choose three teammates for a team total of four (including yourself)

you may not pick

>>3351 (unless doubles, then they are automatically added to your team)

>>3269 (unless double zero, you do not get the above and he is automatically added to your team)

>>3390 (unless you match the last number on his post, (a single zero) then he is automatically added to your team)

>>3578 (unless triple zeros in which case you also get double zero man)

any teammate that you choose, should you get the same last two digits as them they die as a result
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>>3073
Goddammit, Kyle is that you you Redhead?

Strength: 8
Perception: 13
Endurance: 9
Charisma: 11
Inteligence: 13
Agility: 13
Luck: 14

SEX:
Male

LENGTH:
6 foot

AGE:
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