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Anonymous 17/06/12(Mon)04:21 No. 6491 Board: /gfx/ ID: df4d1e [Reply]
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I'm going to have to make my own handwriting font.

I've been putting it off for twenty years.

Also, post OC that you will not be using for work!




Closet Homosexual 18/10/30(Tue)19:04 No. 107322 Board: /di/ ID: b56ded [Reply]
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Positive points of dating women:
1 - The vagina is fit for sex. It has excellent lubrication and is clean.
2 - Scented women can make your dick hard only with they smell.
3 - Low chances of contracting STDs; HIV and Hepatitis C are virtually impossible.
4 - Women are extremely easy to believe in lies.
5 - Cumming inside a pussy is more exciting than cumming inside an ass.

Positive points of dating transgenders:
1 - Easy sex, practically guaranteed.
2 - Attraction for the beauty of man seldom involves falsehood.
3 - Perfect understanding of male fantasies.
4 - Total submission to males.
5 - Aggressive sex.

Negative points of dating women:
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Closet Homosexual 18/12/07(Fri)20:16 No. 107439 ID: 54100f

Best thing about shemales is they're 99% more likely to do anal than women. And if you were want to know what it feels like to have a dick cum inside you without getting fucked by a 'man' they're your best option.


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Closet Homosexual 18/12/15(Sat)19:07 No. 107464 ID: ef98f2

>>107322

> The vagina is fit for sex. It has excellent lubrication and is clean.
> ... is clean.

Let me assure you that once you get your first taste of one, you'll find the taste and smell extremely pleasant, borderline heavenly, too.


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Closet Homosexual 18/12/25(Tue)02:56 No. 107494 ID: 2d4b59
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>>107342
Pot is for degenerates. To me personally it's even more disgusting than heroin and the like. People who consume weed need to be shot on sight.




Modern Mom 13/07/09(Tue)07:49 No. 1469 Board: /jew/ ID: 50f3b5 [Reply]
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Does anybody use a Japanese style futon to save apartment space? I was thinking about doing this, but I know nothing about this foreign concept. How does one go about buying a Japanese futon, and how do you use the damn thing?


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Modern Mom 16/06/15(Wed)01:54 No. 2849 ID: 0bb1b4

>>1884
Well don't try to sleep in it like the guy in the pic. You have to go almost side ways to that so it actually is a flat line under you instead of fucking up your back.


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Modern Mom 16/06/16(Thu)06:05 No. 2850 ID: c22d13

just sleep on the floor man. get a mat if you don't have carpet. it's actually really comfy after the adjustment period, and they say it's better for your back


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Modern Mom 16/07/14(Thu)20:39 No. 2859 ID: d5484a

During high school our house got infested with bed bugs, which was disgusting. We think my sister's meth-addicted boyfriend infected our house, but anyway the infestation quickly eliminated wood furniture from our house. Our beds, our dressers, and some clothes. I was fine with the change. I slept on the ground on blankets and a single pillow. When we got beds again after fighting off the infestation, the mattress felt too soft and my back got twisted.

I don't like beds, but I use them. I'm thinking of going to buy a futon to save space.

How do you store futons?




Anonymous 17/11/03(Fri)11:52 No. 458 Board: /civ/ ID: db770c [Reply]
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Was this Russia?

You know what's happened; the resistance to forced memes is gone.

The internet has made goatse of society's anus.




Plato's Democracy to Tyranny Anonymous 18/04/19(Thu)19:20 No. 13503 Board: /phi/ ID: 8bdadd [Reply]
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In the United States and other western democracies (see it's in the phrase). We are currently in a degenerate cosmopolitan democracy that values wealth, possessions, and sex over virtue and intellectual pursuits. From here individuals are atomized. They begin to hate their situation and they demand the rule of a tyrant. This explains the phenomena of Trump, the support for Bernie Sanders, and even some of the youths support for Jeremy Corbyn in the UK.

As an American, I was surprised by the vociferous response of virtually any progressive millennial to brexit. I couldn't understand why they cared. Until it dawned on me, we have become so cosmopolitan that people want an all powerful supranational entity to rule over their quasi-bohemian lifestyle.


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Anonymous 18/05/19(Sat)18:25 No. 13531 ID: 1e4c65

>implying they don't follow what the media says unconditionally today


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Anonymous 18/12/24(Mon)06:56 No. 13831 ID: 7270ce

>>13516
The best part of a democracy is everyone gets a vote.

The worst part of a democracy is everyone gets a vote.


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Anonymous 19/02/18(Mon)11:08 No. 13886 ID: 13ccd2

>>13528
Technically the "middle class" is supposed to have wealth equivalent to royalty while not actually being royalty.




Wine Connoisseur 11/02/22(Tue)07:51 No. 1590 Board: /v/ [Reply]
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I realize this petition does not inherently have to do with dipping, but I pose a question to all fellow wine connoisseurs:

I have planned for Friday of the next week that my girlfriend and I sit on my roof and enjoy a quiet evening watching the stars and drinking some wine.

However, I am not very well versed in the art of wine, and do not know which variety would be well suited for such an endeavor. Personally, I generally prefer white wines, though there has been a red or even rosé that has piqued my interest in the past.

So, gentlemen, what would you recommend to me?


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)08:17 No. 1630

>>1628

Thank you, kind sir, for naming a type of wine that I may actually be able to find and afford. Naming specific brands and much less years would be quite a feat for me as I do not live in a country where wine is frequently consumed. However, any and all more suggestions are always welcome and appreciated.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/01(Tue)16:41 No. 1632

>>1630
Though, I did give a very general suggestion, you should know that not all sweet reds are "bargain brand" names. They and their affection are entirely different from one another.
It's complete blasphemy to say, "Oh, cool, sweet red: sounds like a keeper." and to think that each branching vintage will yield the same amount of passion and love. Why, it's the same as assuming that a woman of your preferred race will be just as good in bed as any other... the fat ones as well.
I am completely right, though if you find yourself content with your "Barefoot Cellars" whore rather than the likes of my beloved "Chateau d’Yquem", that is fine; it leaves more for my enjoyment.
After all, you are just drinking it.


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Wine Connoisseur 11/03/18(Fri)20:15 No. 1667

Drinking wine? How bothersome.




John Smith 18/04/29(Sun)16:09 No. 46560 Board: /eh/ [Reply]
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Somehow I have managed to lose a whisk ball. Have you ever lost something? I have thought of places I am sure to have lost something to, under the couch or behind our washing machine. Someday soon I will make it my goal to check those spots


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John Smith 18/07/17(Tue)09:19 No. 46639

>>46599
Their purpose is to actually blend. You can basically think of it as a better spoon that lets you shake rather than stir. It is very good for protein powder and works rather well for thicker things such as peanut butter so I don't doubt it would work for things such as bananas even.


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John Smith 18/07/28(Sat)13:03 No. 46650

Always wondered what these are for. Now I know.


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John Smith 18/08/06(Mon)19:33 No. 46658

>>46650
John,
how is it that you became aware of this object's existence without simultaneously identifying its purpose?




Leaving "Home" Modern Mom 15/03/27(Fri)06:10 No. 2560 Board: /jew/ ID: cd727d [Reply]
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Hello /jew/, I'm leaving home here in a few months and was wandering about kitchenware. My family refuses to help me whatsoever. What is the best way to go with cookware at first? cheap and shitty, or the more expensive longer lasting stuff?

This goes for everything kitchen related. Cups,plates,silverware. Everything.


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Modern Mom 17/06/04(Sun)16:33 No. 3029 ID: b52acf

Honestly, whether or not cast iron is worth getting at first depends on how you cook. Sure they're great, if you use them. I'd tell you to start off with a 10" saute pan (like a frying pan but steeper walls and with a lid), either a 2 qt or 3 qt pot, a flat pan for baking, and maybe a casserole dish. With that, you'll be able to do practically anything you want. Over time you may find you prefer a different size (like a 3qt you may find overkill, or no where near big enough if you like to make a lot of soup at one time, a 10" might be pretty big if you only ever use it for one egg in the morning, etc.). With that said, I think it's a little better to go bigger than you think you'll like.

If you go with nonstick, GET WOOD OR PLASTIC utensils. If you use metal, you *will* fuck up and mar the surface.

As for quality, I'd spend around $20-40 for each piece looking for the thickest material I can find for the pots/pans. Bakeware is more whatever unless you get serious about baking. Never, ever immediately put hot cookware directly into water. It'll warp and become a pain in the ass to use/completely unuseable. The thinner the material, the worse it can be. If you can't afford that much, get whatever you can and just be very mindful about warping.


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Modern Mom 17/06/04(Sun)16:40 No. 3030 ID: b52acf

>>3029
continued

Get a good chef's knife, at least 10". It doesn't have to be a $500 Wustoff, but it also shouldn't be a $5 K-Mart one either. If you live in a decent sized city, find a restaurant supply store, and they should have some decent ones for around $20. Learn at least the basics of caring for blades. This is a safety thing. Sharp knives without nicks are safe. Dull knives with knicks aren't. Likewise, get a cutting board. They're cheap and they protect your knife and whatever else you would be cutting on. It doesn't have to be expensive, just anything that's wood or plastic and you're good.


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Modern Mom 17/06/11(Sun)17:35 No. 3032 ID: a6a804

At goodwill they are cheap as shit. I got all mine for free after the semester ended and students dumped theirs on the curb. Basically new just had to wash well.




Nyan Cat 19/05/06(Mon)18:48 No. 790337 Board: /b/ [Reply]
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Physicspider experts, I have q for you. Lets say you created a wormhole, one end in front of you and the other end behind you. And you can reach out, touch yourself thru it. Now, would airwolfing yourself like this violate causality or not? Is it possible to buttsex with yourself without breaking any physical laws and shit?


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Sazpaimon 19/05/08(Wed)17:30 No. 790378
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>>790377


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Cryomancer 19/05/08(Wed)17:30 No. 790379

>>790378
whos schizo now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg


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Closet Furry 19/05/08(Wed)17:36 No. 790380
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>>790379




Anonymous 13/09/05(Thu)07:55 No. 42171 Board: /d/ ID: 463ce5 [Reply]
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The thread I started back in 2009 finally died, but since it got so epic (even Jeff himself posted there) I think it's worth sharing a saved version for posterity.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/qbouicka678e023/Jeff_Thread.zip

Jeff's pixiv: id=52884


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Anonymous 17/06/14(Wed)21:42 No. 45493 ID: d870cd
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=63345406


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Two bald ENF doujinshi manga from DLSite annoymsdio32323 17/11/22(Wed)14:36 No. 45623 ID: dbd5f1


Hey everyone I got two doujinshi series relating to Bald fetish with ENF

1) TEIHATU SYOUZYO TITAI The Hair-shaving Punishment of a Delinquent Girl
2) 妖怪退治屋小夜子の秘密 which sadly you can only see it in DLsite viewer unless you find a way to ripoff the images

Here is the download link http://www10.zippyshare.com/v/xdLvGGEh/file.html

and download them and put them in some hentai gallery or something


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Anonymous 18/07/25(Wed)22:54 No. 45793 ID: daceed
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