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Optimus Prime 15/07/09(Thu)10:50 No. 742743 [Reply]

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John Lenin was a filthy beta male and all of his songs were overly sappy and make me cringe now.

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h 15/07/22(Wed)17:45 No. 743251

He seemed like a chill kid just getting high and living like a rockstar when he was with The Beatles, but he turned into a try-hard douche at the end of The Beatles and into his solo career.

He-Man 15/07/23(Thu)02:51 No. 743273

Stop that, only I can dance!

tee 15/07/27(Mon)00:32 No. 743373


Anonymous 15/07/16(Thu)22:36 No. 743016 [Reply]

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My fetish is something i will most likely never truly experience. All that I want is a cartoon or comic that is not made for pornographic purposes, show frontal nudity beyond tits. I just want a airwolfing vagina to appear casually in like a airwolfing episode of dragonball z, or a cock in pokemon. I'd even settle for a airwolfing butthole in hey arnorld or something like that. This will never happen.

The closest I think I've come to this is sally from the sonic comics. No genitals, but it has casual nudity and is sometimes pretty detailed. I'm not in to furry shit though, so It's bitter-sweet.

Can anyone save me from this hell? Is there something out there for me? Could anyone suggest me some things? I'm desperate..

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Optimus Prime 15/07/24(Fri)02:08 No. 743305

Damn niggas just chill and enjoy your fap

ian 15/07/24(Fri)09:23 No. 743320

That thing really bothers me.
It reminds me of a scene from an Aeon Flux episode.
Aeon is killed while running a jungle-gym-like gauntlet (cubical wireframes) by a disturbingly agile monstrosity (posthuman).

Sazpaimon 15/07/25(Sat)07:18 No. 743346


Bob Ross 15/06/25(Thu)09:37 No. 742144 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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OK so here's a thought. I read some where that some 12 year old girls have started to shave their legs and pussy. And sure that's nice and all that. But why? Who are they planning to show their pussy to? I would assume most of those girls aren't sexually active so I really don't see the point. Sure, some will say "patriarchy" and "society expects them to do it". But still. I'm pretty sure there's no patriarchy pubic hair check, or I would totally apply for that job.

The only ones who will see them nude are other girls. And if they're into that that's perfectly fine with me. But don't blame it on someone else. 12 year old boys may say that hair is yuckie, but they're going to be virgin for years to come so it's not really like they know shit.



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OP 15/07/24(Fri)19:03 No. 743334

Thank you,I might have read about him on the wrong website. Everything you said about Einstein I already read about in his autobiography,but I saw something on a web that said something a little different,and i shouldn't have taken the website that seriously. I guess my belief's are just different,I don't think there is enough evidence to believe in a deist god or a pantheistic god,but I think it is reasonable to suspect that some kind of god created the universe. For me it is either an impersonal god or nihilism,and there is really good evidence for both. Still I am willing to change my mind just in case I am wrong.

The famous author Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) and the debates between evolutionists and creationists led me to the conclusion that an impersonal god created the universe. Mark Twain appeared to be something like a deist which I don't fully embrace deism,but I do agree with most of what he said about how the human mind works. I guess one of the reasons why it took me so long to embrace my conclusion is because that's the way I want it to be and it all seems too good to be true. Life is meaningless,we can be our own gods and do whatever the hell we want,does that sound awesome or what? I should come up with my own god name. It's too bad all of the good names are taken. Nintendo stole some of my favorite names and the Ancient Greeks claimed most of the cool names.

Lorf 15/07/24(Fri)22:18 No. 743336

There really isn't much left for me to say, I've already said all I could, and maybe you're the exception among a small majority of pedophiles who geunialy don't want to hurt a child. You just want to teach them in the way of love making, but when I see things like daisy destruction and read stories of children being locked and abused, and consenting once and the guy going to far, well it kinda doesn't look good on you. The difference between child abuse and aldut a use is: we know for a fact adults consent. Maybe a few children are capable of that understanding, but that's a very small. Number. And second, it's practacly impossible for a child to fight back, or even know how to report what happent. Children just arnt capable of enough things to lead anyone to Beilive sex with them is going to be awwwright. Ever. Children will always be stupid. You have accept that reality that humans are still animals, and adult men (and some women obviously) just arnt capable of being responsible or keeping it sane and in moderation.

Cryomancer 15/07/25(Sat)00:25 No. 743338

"Maybe a few children are capable of that understanding, but that's a very small."

First off I am surprised that you said this,and I agree 100% with this. I wish there was a way to find a solution to this issue with pedophilia,clearly it's not that simple and I just came to the conclusion that it might actually be hopeless. I don't think pedophiles are automatically evil unless they hurt kids though. I guess I am just going to have to accept the fact that pedos are just screwed, damned and destined to be hated by all. If god exists then he created us for the soul purpose of sending us to hell for his amusement and there is nothing we can do about it,so it's all gods will. I'm glad I lost faith in that bastard.

Thank you! I feel so much better now (I'm not joking)! I think I learned something important. Pedophiles are either a huge evolutionary mismatch screwed over by fate,or if god exists he created pedophiles so that he could have someone to hate and have everybody else hate us with him,and if that's the case then it's not our fault,it's all god's fault lol. So there really is no longer a reason for me to be bitter anymore.

I really underestimated the terrible hand that fate dealt us! No wonder doctors are keeping pedophilia research a secret. If pedophilia was taken off of the dsm (diagnostic statistical manual of mental disorders)then that would be a burden to psychiatrists. It would be illegal to treat pedophilia as a mental disorder and pedophiles would be protected from discrimination. Also the reason why pedophilia isn't seen as a sexual orientation is because it is a political issue. Law makers fear that there would be laws that would protect pedophiles if it was listed as a sexual orientation and thats why psychiatrists lie about how we feel towards kids. I underestimated the hand we were dealt,we are demonized because there appears to be no possible solution to this power imbalance between children and adults,which means I WASTED 4 YEARS OF MY LIFE defending my kind!

Well I concede,you won this debate by default and you are the first person I have ever admitted defeat to online. I guess the only thing I can defend and justify is attacking the pedo witch hunt,but sadly that's it. Don't get me wrong it probably wasn't you yourself that changed my mind,I just had this realization after I read your post. I hate giving up on finding solutions,but I spent at least 4 years trying to find a solution and I have failed. I guess I am just going to have learn how to not give a shit. I have nothing more to say,thanks for sticking with me this long. By the way,unless there is a solution to the power imbalance between adults and children I would be devastated if adult-child sexual relationships were legal. I'm not upset over the fact that we (pedos) aren't allowed to enjoy having romantic and sexual relation Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

derp 15/07/22(Wed)01:19 No. 743230 [Reply]

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Anonymous 15/07/23(Thu)07:03 No. 743281

pinwheel+face != wisdom / insightful question /etc

On the other hand this reminds me that Raptor Jesus forbids nothing ...except getting away.

You may contemplate running and attempt to flee, but Raptor Jesus will "save" you anyway.

zeneslev 15/07/23(Thu)18:40 No. 743299

Beautiful marriage of two things I enjoy. What an artist.

zeneslev 15/07/24(Fri)09:19 No. 743319


W. T. Snacks 15/07/23(Thu)22:18 No. 743303 [Reply]

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http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/airwolf-Face-Freak-Of-Nature Can you tell me what is this shit?

Optimus Prime 15/07/23(Thu)22:53 No. 743304

replacing "Airwolf" with "Airwolf", i can say that it's a mask

derp 15/07/07(Tue)04:38 No. 742656 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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i havent had sex for 10 years but i dont cry about it.
anyone else with me?

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derp 15/07/22(Wed)16:26 No. 743247

Why don't you two airwolf kids? Its like you purposely invite drama and complexity into your life.

I will never understand you people.

r000t 15/07/22(Wed)17:53 No. 743255

Being employed and having money isnt the same as getting laid. Unemployment means you live in a shitty unsafe neighborhood, you stress about paying bills, you stress about having benefits cut off, your diet goes to shit (healthy food is expensive) and have anxiety thinking you failed at life. Ive been there, too. Not getting laid just means you masturbate more.

Not saying im indifferent to sex, just saying it isnt a magic activity that makes you content in life. Just wanted to burst that bubble for any anons in the thread who may believe it (I did at one pt in my life)

Im a drama free guy, actually. Sorry, i don't really know what youre getting at here. Care to explain?

Conductor Cat 15/07/23(Thu)17:55 No. 743298

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You are correct anon. Poor or rich or middle class is little relevant to getting laid.

The greatest volume and diversity of poon tang I raked in over time happened when I was working three jobs, barely paid the rent, and smoked because it was cheaper than buying food.

IMHO there are two basic family of variables at getting laid. First is the the effort to do the things that attract females; making your body fit, attaining wealth, having the kind of manners women want, blah blah ducking blah.
Second it quantity of hunts and quality of prey. Anon sits and waits for pussy to come to him like he has made an order at Sonic it doomed to get no more then hobo twat served up. The more you go after the more you are going to get. If anons spend time pining after gals that could pose for MET-ART while they wouldn't even rate themselves better than a 5 then they are working with odds like an ewok hopes to not bleed after getting ducked by Chewbacca.

All that said, this anon thinks he supports OP's premise. No sex isn't worth crying over given all the damn effort it takes to get it versus the pleasure of 2d.

symbion 15/07/20(Mon)09:47 No. 743156 [Reply]

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I want to find an ultra rich asian to wife.

I'm a white guy in my late 20s, tall, fit, went to university for 7 years and am a professional. I was raised lower middle class (I'm not sure if this info is relevant, i'll mention it to be safe).

I've had yellow fever for years. I've dated 10+ asian girls (mostly falling in the 7-8.5/10 range and 3-6 years younger than me). I told them all since day 1 I had no intention to wife them. I am honest and faithful but not their boyfriend.

My goal is to wife an ultra rich Asian. I've only dated two who'd I call ultra rich (they drove a ferrari and an audi convertible as their first cars) one dumped me because I couldn't afford to buy her expensive stuff (she was shallow and freely admitted it). The other realized I was just trying to bang her. And fair enough. She wasn't wife material.

I live in a city with lots of them so location shouldn't be an issue.

What steps should I take? I understand it'll take some luck (time & place cliche) but I"m willing to work on what I control to increase the odds. I plan on continuing to develop my career and keep fit. What else should I be doing? Are any of these marriages semi-arranged? Should I try to meet old rich chinese guys hoping they'll set me up with their daughters or nieces? Learn chinese? Go on chinese dating sites?

I have no set time limits to find a wife. I'm content being a bachelor and have no problems waiting for something good.

Thanks in advance, /b/. Any advice is appreciated.
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Mudkip 15/07/20(Mon)20:42 No. 743172

One way is to blackmail rich families and specify their daughter and maybe a better paying job as payment for your silence.

A more legal way is to get them straight from the source. If you're in the mood for, say, Chinese girls, look in China for a good one, and it's a similar thing with other nationalities and countries. At least then you'd have the advantage of being (relatively) foreign and exotic.

Sonichu 15/07/22(Wed)13:17 No. 743240

There are sone female Chinese moguls who would like to talk to you about "taking out the competition".

Closet Furry 15/07/22(Wed)17:31 No. 743249

No actual advice. Just bumping and monitoring thread. Awaiting insightful replies.

Marisa Kirisame 15/07/20(Mon)06:59 No. 743145 [Reply]

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I know there exists software that spies on anyone using the same network as you, but is there software that checks to see if someone is spying on you? The last thing on my mind is what someone else is doing, but it doesn't seem to apply with someone using the same network. I'm convinced he looks at my desktop and what sites I've visited on a regular basis through IP access.

Software of this nature out there would be greatly appreciated. Thank!

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poe 15/07/20(Mon)09:39 No. 743155

You can't know if your local network is being monitored. Install the Tor Browser Bundle and be done with it.

It should go without saying, but if your computer is compromised that won't work. There's a distro called Tails. I've never used it, but it should do what you want.

Most of them. GNU/Linux was a pain in the 90s, but now it's all pretty straightforward. In fact, you can use many distros without even installing them, as >>743148 said.
Give Mint a shot.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 15/07/20(Mon)10:46 No. 743157

There are many distributions for many kinds of people. Being afraid of how much technical knowledge you need is preventing you from finding out for yourself which one is the most useful for you. If you don't get one, try another distro: they all run off CDs / USB drives, you can "try before you buy install", although with reduced performance.

I could go on for pages and pages about how each one is different, but let me give you a shortlist:
Linux Mint

All three are Ubuntu derivatives, which is a Debian derivative, but each offers a uniquely noob-friendly desktop.

Elementary is going where Ubuntu promised to take Debian, but forgot about because of greed. Elementary features their Pantheon desktop (gtk3+granite, their own widget library), a set of rather sexy standard applications, and a number of tweaked ubuntu packages for a much sleeker, sensible design. The only thing I don't like about it is that it's Ubuntu-based, but they're working on it.

Linux Mint is very active after a great many Ubuntu users set sail that way because of Upstart, Unity, Mir and other great ideas disasters Canonical (the corporation behind Ubuntu) shoved down their throats. There are three official derivatives already! Two feature alternate desktops: Mate and Cinnamon, both based on the old Gnome2 desktop, which is kind of similar to the Windows desktop, simplistic. The other is backported to Debian and would run super stable, but lacks features. Mint ships with some of the commercially-licensed software that Ubuntu and Debian won't (video codecs, etc).

ZorinOS provides an explicitly windows-like experience, right down to the corporate backing. There's no learning curve for the desktop (start menu, quick launcher, application panel, tray icons, etc). Like all the others, you'll need to get used to a new suite of applications, but the Zorion people have taken great pains to make sure you notice this as little as possible. Their website shows off a lot of flashy effects, including a desktop cube and calls it "ZorionOS's Destkop Cube"; all of which is actually compiz which is available for any linux distribution.
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Bill 15/07/20(Mon)17:02 No. 743162


das airwolfed up man. Never tolerate that bs

Liru Fanboy 15/07/14(Tue)19:14 No. 742937 [Reply]

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Blump Vs Tuco

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Christian Weston Chandler 15/07/15(Wed)17:56 No. 742965

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Cryomancer 15/07/17(Fri)01:33 No. 743024

Thank you for clarifying.

Liru Fanboy 15/07/19(Sun)19:12 No. 743125

I feel I must ask, source?

Lorf 15/06/27(Sat)11:38 No. 742222 [Reply] [Last 50 posts]

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Does anyone miss Windows XP? Its interface, its graphics, its sounds... its everything. I feel feels.

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N3X15 15/07/17(Fri)06:34 No. 743029

There's a computer at work that runs XP. I play Pinball on it all the time.

Bob Ross 15/07/17(Fri)11:07 No. 743034

Do it, don't dual-boot: don't let windows anywhere near your MBR. You can run Winblow$ in virtualbox, right on top of your linux desktop.

O.P. 15/07/17(Fri)18:25 No. 743036

>>743034 More sound advice. Win7 and 95 are god tier. I should build a powerful desktop.

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