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Sazpaimon 15/01/03(Sat)07:28 No. 736469 [Reply]

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Because I'm bored and ronry

Snapshat: shadowblind


send me whatever, i don't care, just bored

PrettyPony 14/12/13(Sat)15:26 No. 735691 [Reply]

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Fail of the Day:

I just burned my penis on the toaster.
How am i going to explain this?

4chan user 14/12/13(Sat)16:21 No. 735692

Who are you going to have to explain it to?
And how did you manage that?


poe 15/01/03(Sat)07:03 No. 736465

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>How am i going to explain this?

With a hot seat?

Weeabot 15/01/01(Thu)01:21 No. 736359 [Reply]

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Nudity is overrated.

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Sazpaimon 15/01/02(Fri)02:37 No. 736383

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Here is his site: http://4f-creations.com/

Thanks for the tip!

Beavertail suits must be the ultimate uncomfortable to slip into. :P

poe 15/01/02(Fri)22:42 No. 736435

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i was never very good at it.

Panawave 15/01/03(Sat)03:36 No. 736448

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Conductor Cat 15/01/02(Fri)20:49 No. 736424 [Reply]

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how do i get my gf's twin sister in bed with us?

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r000t 15/01/03(Sat)00:03 No. 736438

Have sex with her, then maybe she will be tired after and want a sleep.

4chan user 15/01/03(Sat)00:13 No. 736440

it's as easy as secretly throwing her in a river, saving her from drowning and suggesting you all go to bed naked to warm her up.

4chan user 15/01/03(Sat)02:52 No. 736442

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How many of us thou? Are we talking orgies? If so I would totally be up to doing an orgy with you, your gf, her twin sister and 7chan.

I don't know about everyone else here thou.

Twincess Applesparkle Rainbowfly 14/12/17(Wed)09:53 No. 735856 [Reply]

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ask a nomad anything

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OP 14/12/20(Sat)06:27 No. 735967

I just realized I read it as "live" anyway.

Spider Expert 14/12/21(Sun)07:35 No. 735995

Hi Kenny

Spiderman 15/01/02(Fri)22:38 No. 736434

I didn't realise they let you use the web from the Ecuadorian Embassy, Mr Assange.

W. T. Snacks 15/01/02(Fri)12:52 No. 736400 [Reply]

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firefawx sitewhreiwatchtvshows.ag

*grey wash* *white box:"A free account is required to view content!"*[i]

wtf? [i]*Adblock Plus Element Hiding Helper*

Javascript embedded somewhere in the page causes the grey washout and blocks access to the site; the pages work until the washout completes.

shit sucks. *view page source*

Show links all point to "/serie/show_title"

let's see sitewhreiwatchtvshows.ag/serie/[i]show_title

*page:"This Website is Under Construction! Somethin' great is comin' your way SOON!"*
Message too long. Click here to view the full text.

r000t 15/01/02(Fri)12:55 No. 736401

that's some sloppy bbcode; but i don't care enough to fix it and repost.

Lorf 14/12/30(Tue)16:03 No. 736285 [Reply]

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Joyous Kwanzaa!

Whiteanon here looking to celebrate the holiday of Kwanzaa in 2014. My issue: No one else around me seems interested. No one has given me any grief to my face this year about it, and I don't care if they talk shit behind my back.

Kwanzaa is a holiday festival created in the 1970s in Los Angeles to celebrate African heritage. It is open to anyone of African descent (according to Wikipedia). My ancestors, Homo Erectus, lived in Africa, so I am down for the party.

Here is what I am already doing. I am wearing bright colors all week -- which I usually do anyway. At work, I have been saying "Joyous Kwanzaa" and giving away free fruits and veggies. Later today, I will look up and listen to some traditional African music (something other than Paul Simon).

I challenge your creativity, /b/. What else can a lonely whiteanon do to uphold the Seven Principles of Kwanzaa and celebrate the holiday? Silly answers are appreciated, but feasible answers are preferred.

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Christian Weston Chandler 15/01/01(Thu)17:41 No. 736374

Yeah, not like the others, at all.


Steve 15/01/02(Fri)01:27 No. 736379

Is there a market for modular candle holders that can be adjusted between Chanukah and Kwanzaa? I feel like there are a lot of black Jews out there who would appreciate the convenience.

Steve 15/01/02(Fri)12:39 No. 736397

Like having harvest festivals in the winter?

4chan user 14/12/30(Tue)15:39 No. 736282 [Reply]

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Why do we lie to children about santa clause and such?
Seems like a pitfall in the psychological long term.

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Sonichu 14/12/31(Wed)17:14 No. 736349

A combination of a holdover from the British Father Christmas and children being gullible as shit.

zeneslev 15/01/02(Fri)03:07 No. 736384

It's useful to have a canon of Christmas characters to unite a culture, and despite what the sales of certain butt plugs might tell you, Rudolph is far more marketable than baby Jesus.

As for the whole "lying to children" thing: that's the easiest part to spread. "airwolf you, my parents lied to me," a parent might well say, "so my kids are going to have to put up with that too, the little shits."

Spider Expert 15/01/02(Fri)06:20 No. 736391

Ideally, it's to teach them not to believe in myths so airwolfing literally.

Unfortunately, most parents don't seem to get the significance of this, and in most childrens minds, jesus and santa are sort of lumped into this single god-type character... makes it very confusing when you then tell them no, only half of the magical bullshit we sold you on was bullshit, but go ahead and keep believing the other half, because even though it's even less plausible, and well understood down to its origins, well, it's socially acceptable, so hey why not...

Lorf 15/01/01(Thu)22:10 No. 736375 [Reply]

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I know this chick. She is 19, has some absolutely juicy gorgeous melons (F cup at least), is not the brightest mind I have ever observed in a girl and is slightly slutty. I want to make up some bullshitty story about me doing a project about the female body and that she has the perfect build for my purpose, pay her some money and basically take some photos of her delicious rack. I'll also ask if I can touch them, maybe suck them a little, we'll see. Maybe I can talk her into sleeping with me. Pic related, this is her so you can estimate the money I'll have to give her.

tl;dr: I want to take topless photos of a young, slutty bigtitter, how much will I need to pay her?

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Liru Fanboy 15/01/02(Fri)03:43 No. 736388

Also you're phrasing the transaction wrong. Tell her that you're giving her the chance to become a well-known model adored the world over. She's the one getting all the publicity (and the booze, if you go through with the other ideas). She'll do a good job of thinking up ways to repay you on her own if you phrase it like that.

[tags4lyf]PEARS 15/01/02(Fri)15:26 No. 736407

how much money do you have?
i would start at $300 and let her talk me up to $500, but i make that much in one day of work...

h 15/01/02(Fri)16:31 No. 736411

I don't believe that the girl in OP's pic have big boobs. She would had made sure that you can see them.

This thread is shit and OP should feel like shit.

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