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John Smith 18/01/16(Tue)02:49 No. 46385 [Reply]

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Dear John

How was your day?
Mine was pretty good, I went on a bus today for about an hour

Yours truly, John

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John Smith 18/01/22(Mon)06:50 No. 46401

Today, John, I continued my struggle of trying to make my two pet ferrets interact on friendly terms. While usually social animals the newer creature is having trouble learning that gentle nibbles are a sign of playful and are not, in fact, vicious attacks designed to maim and kill. The screams it gives off when running away scared are most disconcerting but given that ferrets have the jaw strength to bite a finger clean off at the knuckle I suppose it’s fear and self-sense of dragility are not without merit.

John Smith 18/01/22(Mon)06:52 No. 46402

>>46401
Fragility. Not dragility. I have also yet to get used to this phone’s keyboard. Another struggle I continue on with.

John Smith 18/01/23(Tue)03:06 No. 46403

Dear John,

I also ride the bus. It takes about an hour for me to get to work in the morning. It takes me about another hour to get home at night. I have to admit, however, that I transfer to another bus in the morning. My bus driver's name is Frank.

Yours truly,

John

John Smith 18/01/22(Mon)04:06 No. 46398 [Reply]

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I finally finished taking down my Christmas tree today.

John Smith 18/01/22(Mon)04:43 No. 46400

nice, a little late

John Smith 18/01/02(Tue)04:21 No. 46356 [Reply]

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I haven't been around here for about a year or two. Just stopping by to say hi. Ok, well take it easy.

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John Smith 18/01/06(Sat)12:02 No. 46367

I made a thread on another board that is going well

John Smith 18/01/18(Thu)13:27 No. 46395

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Hi John, I hope you've been well. I too, haven't stopped by in a while.

As the John responsible for /eh/'s muzak, I always get a warm feeling upon returning. It's a reminder that John Smith can also have nice things.

John Smith 18/01/19(Fri)15:20 No. 46397

>>46395
John, I must thank you for your fine choice. Now let's get back to business.

John Smith 18/01/07(Sun)16:10 No. 46369 [Reply]

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Hello, John.

I'm frightened by everything. New places,Failure,enclosed spaces, Large crowds. the list goes on. My biggest fear remains social interaction. At this point in my life i believe that hell is not a place or a state of mind. I think that hell is actually other people.
What are you frightened by and why?

Sincerely,John.

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John Smith 18/01/08(Mon)02:13 No. 46371

John, fear is a wall inside our minds. Try to know your limits, do what you can within them, never stop improving, take care.

- John Smith

John Smith 18/01/08(Mon)04:53 No. 46372

This feels more like a /rnb/ thread.

John Smith 18/01/19(Fri)12:37 No. 46396

>>46369
>If you feel nervous, look at her boobs.

Wouldn't girls be annoyed by this?

John Smith 17/12/30(Sat)22:42 No. 46350 [Reply]

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John,

It seems we're already at the end of 2017. I had a bit of a shock when I glanced at my calendar today and realized New Year's Eve was this weekend, and not the next. When I don't have events coming up on my schedule I can lose track of dates pretty easily...

Looking back, I think I can call this a good year. There were rocky points but I'm still alive, and I've managed to set several good things in motion for myself. I'm feeling optimistic about my future, for once. How has the year been for you? Any plans or resolutions as we go into the next one?

Yours as always,
-John

John Smith 17/12/30(Sat)23:48 No. 46351

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I love Smith. I am doing well. My new years should be good. I'm looking forward to to the year after 2018, 2019. The year of the boar my year. Now figure out my age. Things are doing ok. I got to talk to a boy today.

John Smith 17/12/31(Sun)12:47 No. 46355

Terrible for me. Well, normals really.

Next year should be the same

John Smith 18/01/05(Fri)17:41 No. 46364

There will be a big change for me this year John, I'm going to be flipped upside down and inside out. I just hope I can still talk with you Johns'.

-John Smith

John Smith 17/12/30(Sat)23:52 No. 46352 [Reply]

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How do we have kids in the Matrix? Also if it's the matrix shoudn't it be a utopia for all?

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John Smith 18/01/03(Wed)17:13 No. 46360

>>46352
>if it's the matrix shoudn't it be a utopia for all
I'm sure Agent Smith explained that, John.

Have you seen the films?

John Smith 18/01/03(Wed)21:58 No. 46361

I wonder why the matrixrobots didn't just enslave Africa. Much more people and they get children more quickly. Or is it because blacks have less brainpower?

John Smith 18/01/04(Thu)01:49 No. 46362

>>46361
Even superobots couldn't make Africa have clean, consistent power, much less calm the people down long enough to enslave them all. Boko Haram or one of the other millions of militant groups would just wander in and shoot up the place while they're trying to build their infrastructure, putting them back to square one.

John Smith 17/12/21(Thu)20:18 No. 46335 [Reply]

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I like movies, music and about anything else a uninteresting 18 year old would like.
On here to maybe feed some excitement in my currently boring existence.
Ask me questions and I'll answer yours!
Does anyone have a pet dog?

John Smith 17/12/22(Fri)03:09 No. 46336

Hello John

Excitement sounds like a bit much but I do have in fact 2 pet dogs. I love them a lot and their excitement when I come home from work often makes a bad day feel much better. on a different note John do you have any places like a restaurant or perhaps small locally owned store that you like going to?

John Smith 17/12/23(Sat)19:46 No. 46337

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We're not about excitement on this board.

John Smith 17/12/24(Sun)13:31 No. 46339

No dog. Do you have a job?

John Smith 17/07/16(Sun)18:40 No. 46134 [Reply]

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John have you ever been in an elevator? Nothing but you and that characterless elevator music humming in your ear. I find these times to be so odd. Kind of like you're in a small bubble by yourself, surrounded by nothing but your thoughts (and elevator music). During these times I tend to think about all the places I'll never go and all the people I never get to meet.

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John Smith 17/12/10(Sun)05:06 No. 46315

Most elevators have security cameras now. No more private bubble.

John Smith 17/12/12(Tue)19:54 No. 46320

>surrounded by nothing but your thoughts
I once did a meditation in an elevator (sans music). I entered the door and then stood there until another person interacted with it. I was alone in the elevator for several minutes before it began to climb; eventually I got out on the sixth floor, where I had no business at all.

When I returned I posted an audio recording of my thought process online, but regrettably this has been lost over the years.

John Smith 17/12/19(Tue)23:31 No. 46328

Elevators have music? What type of movie do you live in?

John Smith 17/12/18(Mon)15:46 No. 46324 [Reply]

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Have a nice Christmas everybody!
May all your problems drift away in the cold winter breeze. :)

John Smith 17/12/19(Tue)11:06 No. 46325

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I see you did some doodling.
I did some doodling too.

John Smith 17/12/19(Tue)23:25 No. 46326

I'm just looking for anaverage Christmas

John Smith 17/11/27(Mon)06:08 No. 46288 [Reply]

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I've loved you since I met you.
The children are boiling in the water.

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John Smith 17/12/06(Wed)19:27 No. 46304

>>46296
Wasn't there a sticky about this?

John Smith 17/12/08(Fri)18:17 No. 46309

>>46304
Indeed john

John Smith 17/12/12(Tue)20:10 No. 46321

>>46298
If you don't mind a change in scenery, I think /grim/ might be the place for this thread: >>/grim/5658

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