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John Smith 17/06/13(Tue)07:43 No. 46075 [Reply]

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This morning I ate three biscuits with my coffee.
Usually I only eat two, but it happens I am hungry after that. And being hungry is uncomfortable.

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John Smith 17/06/30(Fri)21:43 No. 46107

I find eggs morally fatiguing, so lately I only drink espresso for breakfast.

John Smith 17/07/14(Fri)03:03 No. 46131

>>46104
I've never heard of such a concept before, John. Coffee milk? I'll have to search for some of that at my local grocery store, it sounds delicious.

John Smith 17/07/14(Fri)04:30 No. 46132

>>46131
It's Rhode Island's state drink. I highly recommend it.

John Smith 16/06/12(Sun)22:04 No. 45412 [Reply]

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Could have had plans today, then remembered /eh/ exists.

Dear John, I hope you are doing well.

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John Smith 16/08/19(Fri)23:34 No. 45544

You don't know me, why should you be invested in my well-being? Thanks regardless, but it doesn't mean much to me.

John Smith 16/08/20(Sat)23:11 No. 45549

What kind of plans, John?

John Smith 16/11/25(Fri)06:15 No. 45739

John,

I am glad to hear that you did not overdo it. It is important to remember our limitations.

I also hope that you are doing well.

Yours Truly,
John

John Smith 17/06/09(Fri)13:02 No. 46059 [Reply]

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Dear John,
I have a mouse infestation and the smart rodents eat my bait without setting the traps off. I find it ironic that I am the one actually feeding them, ha

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John Smith 17/07/06(Thu)16:20 No. 46114

Smuckers used to make some "natural" peanut butter whose ingredients were peanuts, honey, & salt. Mice could not resist eating every last scrap of it. A mouse's head will be crushed in the trap and mice would come up and eat the the pulped mouse goo and peanut butter mixture that remained. Then go after the trap two feet away with predictable results.

Unfortunately they changed the ingredients to make it cheaper to produce and mice aren't as attracted to the new stuff.

John Smith 17/07/06(Thu)21:19 No. 46115

>>46114
What's preventing you from mixing up your own peonuts, honey and salt?

John Smith 17/07/10(Mon)09:30 No. 46119

>>46115
>>46114
>peanuts, honey and salt
I'd throw in raisins, and eat that myself.

The key is to leave nothing for the mice to eat.
Dry goods need steel or glass containers; even steel has limits.

John Smith 17/07/08(Sat)22:55 No. 46116 [Reply]

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https://www.twitch.tv/itsfiremonkey

he's kinda boring but i like him and want him to get some views cause he's lonely.

John Smith 17/06/10(Sat)12:43 No. 46066 [Reply]

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My puppy is teething. It's a pain. She keeps biting my night gown. Also her ears are crooked. I'm not sure why.

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John Smith 17/06/29(Thu)00:05 No. 46103

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Dogs are fine animals. I have been best friends with several in my lifetime.

John Smith 17/06/29(Thu)06:09 No. 46105

>>46103
I prefer large breeds that are generally relaxed and not high energy. As opposed to a terrier or chihuahua, which I normally feel should be dropped over a fence into a neighbor's yard. Think a working breed, just not one that a nigger would buy because he wants to join dog fights.

John Smith 17/07/03(Mon)05:32 No. 46108

>>46105
Please don't use racial slurs here. It's too interesting.

John Smith 17/06/30(Fri)05:58 No. 46106 [Reply]

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John,

This song I heard made me think of you, and I had to write again. How has life been for you since last we corresponded? Do you still have time for leisure in your life? I haven't had nearly enough, I think. I've resolved to live a bit comfier this coming semester, and try to remember to slow things down now and then.

-John Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wmIFpnX9xQ

John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)08:24 No. 45153 [Reply]

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I really love soda. I can't get enough it.

Do you like soft drinks?

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John Smith 17/06/12(Mon)04:49 No. 46073

>>46067
Haha, John. I actually didn't know. I will have to check around, I never thought of it as a mix

John Smith 17/06/13(Tue)01:43 No. 46074

>>46072
This is not /b/. Please refrain from abusive language.

John Smith 17/06/23(Fri)22:48 No. 46097

>>46072
this post is not eh at all
I'm not mad, I'm just dissapointed

John Smith 17/06/20(Tue)04:08 No. 46091 [Reply]

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Earlier today my neighbor's (normally muzzled) giant black doggo was barking furiously - and since it's roughly 98 degrees F indoors where I am, I couldn't close the windows either and my family wa being stubborn about turning on the AC until an hour or two ago.

So I decided to go to the second floor of my house and peak stare at the doggo. We made eye contact and he went "apeshit"; that is, he just started barking louder, showing is big teeth and all.

What I, as a non-doggo expert, find strange is that while he was apparently going into RAEG MODE, his tail was wagging. Don't doggo's tails only wag quickly when they're happy, pleased or satisfied? Then again his owners don't take him out for walks much due to violent doggo things (when they do it's always with a muzzle on), so maybe he's just ecstatic over "interacting" with a different human for once. Or maybe I just don't know shit about doggos. Thoughts?

(NOTE: dog depicted left is not said doggo)

John Smith 17/06/20(Tue)04:40 No. 46092

Dogs wag their tails when they are happy, excited agitated and angry. It just show emotion of many kinds. If they keep it muzzled, it is likely a threat to others.

John Smith 17/06/20(Tue)09:35 No. 46093

You should interpret tail wagging as a sign of confidence. If they're friendly and wagging, they're confident you're friendly. If they're being aggressive (barking, showing teeth, lunging at you, etc.) while wagging, they're confident you're a threat.

John Smith 17/04/02(Sun)09:22 No. 45972 [Reply]

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Whenever I see apartments with lights on while passing by I cant helpmyself but to think about their lives and I imagine myself living there being part of their family I love observing people I wish I could spectate the life just like when you are dead in a multiplayer game and trying not to poop myself and enjoy the moment

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John Smith 17/06/15(Thu)06:38 No. 46081

It's very beautiful a thing, John.
>>46064
There's a German word for this exact concept but I can't remember it and wouldn't want to look it up because it has too much potential for self-referential absurdity.

John Smith 17/06/19(Mon)01:05 No. 46089

>>45972
as do I, John

except for the part about pooping. I did not understand that part.

John Smith 17/06/19(Mon)02:50 No. 46090

>>45972
I'm just as curious, but less imaginative. I can't help myself from looking through people's windows, a crack in the curtains, etc. While I rice my bicycle around town I peek in on all sorts of people. I never see much of interest though really, most people around here don't seem to be home during the day.

John Smith 17/06/17(Sat)00:09 No. 46083 [Reply]

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I think I should get a nap in before work. although I could just motor on through and watch some shows on tv beforehand. got a half night anyway, thoughts?

John Smith 17/06/17(Sat)05:46 No. 46084

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I'm generally in favor of naps, John.

John Smith 17/06/17(Sat)05:59 No. 46085

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Here's another painting by Leighton I ran across looking for the previous one. Suitable for a desktop screen.

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