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John Smith 18/07/14(Sat)19:40 No. 46633 [Reply]
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Dear John,

Today as I type this, my roommate would probably like for me to do the dishes before I start work but I'm most likely giong to choose not to. What should I say if they become angry with me?

Sincerely yours,
John Smith


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John Smith 18/08/06(Mon)23:46 No. 46661

>>46659
As an update regarding the unwashed bowl situation, I arrived in the kitchen to find the bowl broken in half. It would appear that my girlfriend is the type of person who gains pleasure by breaking household items.

On the plus side, however, I did not have to wash the bowl after all.


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John Smith 18/08/10(Fri)12:49 No. 46664

>>46661
Problem solved.

How many bowls do you have left? I can see a lack of bowls becoming a problem in the future if your situation doesn't improve.


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John Smith 18/08/22(Wed)18:07 No. 46673

>>46661
Dear John,

I do not think it is a good sign that your girlfriend has chosen to resolve your conflict with violence, even upon an inanimate object. I would say it is one thing to release strees by breaking something, but another to break a thing that is at the center of a personal conflict between people--especially when there were alternative means of resolving the conflict available (waiting long enough for you to get around to washing the bowl). Have you talked to her about the bowl's destruction?

Concerned,
John




John Smith 17/06/13(Tue)07:43 No. 46075 [Reply]
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This morning I ate three biscuits with my coffee.
Usually I only eat two, but it happens I am hungry after that. And being hungry is uncomfortable.


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John Smith 18/08/07(Tue)00:28 No. 46663

>>46107
>morally fatiguing
Would you care to elaborate on this statement, John?

>>46080
Indeed, as counter-intuitive as it may seem, eating in the morning can give you reduced output of energy and a strong onset of hunger in just a few hours. Fasting (skipping breakfast), on the other hand, will generally give you more energy and will make you feel less hungry.

It also means fasting puts your body into a prolonged catabolic state, which is when body tissue is broken down. This is good if your goal is to lose body weight, but not good if you're like me and struggle to keep it, in which case you should reduce the amount of time between meals as much as possible - most importantly, eat as soon as you wake up and right before you go to bed.


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John Smith 18/08/18(Sat)12:03 No. 46671

>>46075
I am out of coffee.


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John Smith 18/08/18(Sat)17:01 No. 46672
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>>46671




John Smith 18/08/04(Sat)07:51 No. 46657 [Reply]
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Hey John. I have been coming to this board for about 3 years now. I just wanted to tell you, life has been going pretty good for me lately.

Sincerely,
John


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John Smith 18/08/06(Mon)23:57 No. 46662

That's good to know.


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John Smith 18/08/10(Fri)22:08 No. 46666
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meanwhile I am a vagrancy to my town other John. this hurts my pride to an extent but alas I finally feel freer than I was .




John Smith 18/04/29(Sun)16:09 No. 46560 [Reply]
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Somehow I have managed to lose a whisk ball. Have you ever lost something? I have thought of places I am sure to have lost something to, under the couch or behind our washing machine. Someday soon I will make it my goal to check those spots


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John Smith 18/07/17(Tue)09:19 No. 46639

>>46599
Their purpose is to actually blend. You can basically think of it as a better spoon that lets you shake rather than stir. It is very good for protein powder and works rather well for thicker things such as peanut butter so I don't doubt it would work for things such as bananas even.


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John Smith 18/07/28(Sat)13:03 No. 46650

Always wondered what these are for. Now I know.


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John Smith 18/08/06(Mon)19:33 No. 46658

>>46650
John,
how is it that you became aware of this object's existence without simultaneously identifying its purpose?




John Smith 18/07/27(Fri)01:06 No. 46647 [Reply]
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Feel particularly lost and don't know what I'm doing in my life, /eh/ don't know why nothing in the world can ever interest me today.

Tried literature writing, gives me little to do, social media is a life I hate, kind of sucks to not have anything good in life.


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John Smith 18/07/30(Mon)17:19 No. 46651

Nothing ever lasts exactly like it did, but nothing ever truly ends, either. Joy, sadness, anger...even that eh feeling.


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John Smith 18/07/31(Tue)01:01 No. 46653

>>46651
The true /eh/ experience


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John Smith 18/08/01(Wed)03:11 No. 46655

Dear John,

I find sweeping and mopping helps me pass the time. It might help you a little too. As Chairman Mao says, "Where the broom does not reach, the dust will not vanish of itself."

Best,

John




John Smith 18/08/01(Wed)03:08 No. 46654 [Reply]
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i bought some cleaning supplies and a new shower curtain. the walls need cleaning and the old one was past its time.

i am looking forward to autumn




John Smith 18/07/07(Sat)07:03 No. 46627 [Reply]
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I've though about John Smith. Anyone know about John Smith?


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John Smith 18/07/21(Sat)02:55 No. 46642
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John Smith 18/07/27(Fri)03:23 No. 46648
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John Smith


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John Smith 18/07/30(Mon)23:35 No. 46652
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John Smith




John Smith 17/07/19(Wed)22:25 No. 46141 [Reply]
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I had a date with a girl yesterday. But, like every other date I've had in the past seven or eight years, it ended miserably. I've given up on trying to be interesting. Life is just /eh/.

But in other news, I am drinking Diet Dr. Pepper.


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John Smith 18/07/25(Wed)12:40 No. 46645

>>46643
>chick stole 60$ worth of shit
That's actually on the more reasonable end of the scale.

Either you spend $60 on a date, or $60 on a hooker, or get robbed of $60s worth of stuff; but basically it costs about $60 to be with an "affordable" woman.


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John Smith 18/07/25(Wed)15:48 No. 46646

>>46645


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John Smith 18/07/27(Fri)03:26 No. 46649

>>46645
My life was particularly uninteresting for girls to hang out with me, maybe it would work with you




John Smith 17/05/30(Tue)13:57 No. 46054 [Reply]
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I was forced to sit on the other side of the bus today as my usual set was taken. I the same street but through a different window, it felt like taking a new bus down the same road. I don't want this to happen again.

yours sincerely
-John Smith


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John Smith 18/06/14(Thu)00:41 No. 46610

>>46578
I agree, John


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John Smith 18/07/17(Tue)07:35 No. 46638

>>46054
Do you take the bus back along the same route? If so, do you sit on the opposite side of the bus and therefore have a view of the same side of the road as normal, or one the same side of the bus and therefore normally a view of the side you saw this time?

Thanks for your response in advance


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John Smith 18/07/18(Wed)06:10 No. 46640

>>46638
Only take the route one way and I make my way there through other means.




John Smith 18/06/14(Thu)00:55 No. 46611 [Reply]
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well johns i decided to crack open a cold one . .. *sssspppttchhh* ahh.
welp . got a cup of french roast from the kerig to follow it p with. does anyone else wear jeans without underwear? i just discovered this at 23 and i think its really cool and feels great. who here thinks trump is gunna win the polls again... ah fucking gen this next race . im thinking about voting for him second time around missed the first idk. .. dude didnt you guys think kim jung uns running bodyguards where really cool. welp im about to blast off ill come back and check on my fellow johns in a bit. oh itried vr yesterday for my first time but was honestly unimpressed . like yeah your fully immersed but it doesnt feel healthy to be that immersed in an electronic world like that idk .


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John Smith 18/06/25(Mon)23:47 No. 46616

>>46613
are you saying im going to die if i keep on drinking i want to die eventually. a beer every other day isnt going to kill yo you sack ah shit i drink healthy ipas from stone in san diego bitch i live an hour away from SD you piece of garbage, duble dry hops yo sack of shit ,


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John Smith 18/06/28(Thu)16:40 No. 46620

>>46611
well yeah I don't wear underwear since like 4-5 years and I'm 21. Feels pretty great, saves time and boosts confidence


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John Smith 18/07/16(Mon)23:13 No. 46636

This post is being written on a July day in the Northern Hemisphere. By most standards, it's very typical of what can be expected on a July day: at least warm, and by some standards hot, but if normal weather patterns are anything to go by, August is bound to get even hotter.

What does this have to do with anything? This kind of day reveals the paradoxes at work in choosing whether to wear underwear (and, indeed, undershirts). It makes sense not to want extra layers to trap heat and to get in the way of sweat's natural evaporative cooling function. However, especially in occupations and social situations where sweat is considered to smell gross and look off-putting, the extra layer of underwear helps to trap some of that.
Mind you, this only considers what boxers can do, and doesn't get into the extra relative situational advantages and disadvantages of form-fitting styles like briefs or boxer briefs.




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