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John Smith 15/11/19(Thu)12:17 No. 44947 [Reply]

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I was on my way home from work tonight when I noticed a half-smoked cigarette sitting on one of the entry posts outside of the train station, still burning steadily. I was overcome with a brief but compelling desire to pick it up and finish it. I've never smoked in my life, mind you, but the smell of cigarettes has always been comforting to me. I reckon they smell better than they taste, though.

Do you have any psychologically telling moments to share, John?

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John Smith 17/02/09(Thu)02:09 No. 45885

I also enjoy starting sentences that way.

John Smith 17/02/16(Thu)21:25 No. 45896


I like the smell of lake water and mud.

Yours truly,

John Smith 17/02/25(Sat)03:07 No. 45907

I have a tendency to place my hand on my chest as a gesture to indicate almost any polite courtesy. "Thank you", "no thank you", "you're welcome", "excuse me", "I'm sorry (for doing something)", "I'm sorry (for you)", practically anything except for "please". I caught myself doing it as a "You're welcome," earlier today after I bought a beggar some food. I bet I picked the gesture up when I lived in Central Asia.

John Smith 17/02/20(Mon)09:46 No. 45900 [Reply]

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Learning how to use Gimp. Will post some stuff I been practicing. Why not?

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John Smith 17/02/20(Mon)09:51 No. 45903

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John Smith 17/02/20(Mon)09:54 No. 45904

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John Smith 17/02/02(Thu)03:15 No. 45868 [Reply]

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I watch a lot of TV.

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John Smith 17/02/14(Tue)06:35 No. 45893

too much commercials.

John Smith 17/02/16(Thu)21:28 No. 45897


I do not own a television. I find that I am much more prone to thought without it.

Yours truly,

John Smith 17/02/18(Sat)02:32 No. 45898

Satellite with DVR is included in my rent. I have three hundred or so channels but I just end up watching the same four channels because t.v. sucks.

John Smith 17/02/16(Thu)02:53 No. 45895 [Reply]

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Hier ist mein Ding von Google Ngram Wieuer hahaha
Interesting stuff, in my opinion, but only very slightly.

John Smith 16/12/22(Thu)19:26 No. 45784 [Reply]

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Life, for me, has been more /eh/ than ever.

All I do is work, come home, and sit on the internet. . .
I used to have an interesting life with drugs and sex and travel. But, after some legal problems coming back to bite me in the ass I have been forced into a state of mundane existence by the powers that be. More of just "existing" in time rather than, actually, living.

I sort of am starting to like it, though. . .the outside world is full of ignorant people who have no understanding of the world around them, tbf.

I find reading much more enjoyable than going out and being wild now. Maybe it has something to do with my age, or what is going on with the state, I dunno.

Either way, I am starting to enjoy the /eh/ life.

Yours Truly.

- John Smith

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John Smith 17/01/19(Thu)11:08 No. 45835

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I've entered the /eh/ life recently, I'm attending night welding classes and ever since I got out of highschool I've been very isolated. One of my close friends is dead now so I don't have very many people to spend time with.

There aren't exactly a lot of females in my classes either. Most of my classmates are older than me. I've made one friend who's an alright guy.

I was working but then I quit because I didn't like waking up at 6 am.

I've been trying to spend more time with my dad which has been nice. Drug use put me in a negative place for about a month but I am better now and sober.

Video games aren't as fun as they used to be for me either.

I'm doing OK though


John Smith 17/01/31(Tue)21:00 No. 45862

I've never smoked anything in my entire life, I often avoid most medicines since I'm distrustful. I rarely ever drink alcohol and am perfectly happy to spend a night alone. I actually felt the need to end a relationship because of how overwhelmed I felt by constantly having to be near a person, even though I dearly loved them.

I'm ashamed to say I have been very non-/eh/ as of late with frequent hook ups. I think I will stop doing those too now for awhile.

Don't do drugs John, they're poison and cost too much.

John Smith 17/02/15(Wed)03:39 No. 45894

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John Smith 16/01/27(Wed)08:24 No. 45153 [Reply]

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I really love soda. I can't get enough it.

Do you like soft drinks?

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John Smith 17/02/07(Tue)15:42 No. 45882

Try to go for drinks that have more good things going for you than soda does, things like fruit juice or milk or something. That's how I kicked it, I just drank something less unhealthy whenever I would have been drinking soda. It's a pretty easy vice to do away with, especially if you're not heavily addicted.

John Smith 17/02/12(Sun)22:56 No. 45891

I drink mineral/sparkling water daily, usually have a smoke with it.

I consider it as /eh/ as a drink can get.

Hope that helps, John.

John Smith 17/02/14(Tue)06:30 No. 45892

i love stars and stripes + it's hella cheap, alas they don't sell it anywhere i'm living right now

John Smith 17/02/09(Thu)19:33 No. 45887 [Reply]

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Yesterday was my birthday , and when i was about to blow the candle , someone said , ``make a wish`` but... I DONT HAVE A WISH!!!!! as much i try to think in one wish nothing comes, NOTHING!!!! im dead? im souless? can someone give me a clue WHY i have no wish... or maybe that`s my wish?

John Smith 17/02/10(Fri)10:54 No. 45888

Sorry to say John, but wishes are a little to interesting to be here

John Smith 17/02/11(Sat)08:20 No. 45889

okay mate tty

John Smith 16/12/15(Thu)02:32 No. 45760 [Reply]

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It annoys me when a person won't use a contraction for one word but will use an informal contraction elsewhere in the sentence.

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John Smith 17/02/01(Wed)19:41 No. 45864

John, it's grammatically incorrect. I stand with other John, but only in the sense of mild annoyance at seeing it misused.

John Smith 17/02/06(Mon)00:55 No. 45879

Tell me /eh/ - how do you feed about the Oxford comma?

John Smith 17/02/09(Thu)02:21 No. 45886

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After learning of the Oxford comma, and the mild controversy surrounding it, I decided that I like it. I use it when appropriate.

John Smith 17/02/01(Wed)23:17 No. 45865 [Reply]

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Yesterday was my birthday, and nobody remembered, except my immediate family.

It was sort of nice, I don't like people to make a big deal out of things like that. It makes me feel old.

I did sort of miss the cake though, but it is what it is.

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John Smith 17/02/03(Fri)21:30 No. 45874

It was my birthday two weeks ago.
My mom and uncle remembered.
I treated myself with some nice cake and vodka.

John Smith 17/02/05(Sun)04:38 No. 45876

It's way better that way . I deleted my FB a while ago and no one said "happy b-day" except my sister so yeah.

John Smith 17/02/06(Mon)09:03 No. 45881

Happy late birthday, John.
It's my bday today and I think I'm gonna be mirroring your situation prtty soon.
Any advice on how to cope with being prtty much inconsecuentia to basicaly evryone

John Smith 16/09/10(Sat)22:49 No. 45612 [Reply]

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Dear John

Let us write a story together.
I am pretty confident, that we can create something great together.

I shall start:
John shut down his computer and stared at the now black screen in front of him for what seemed ages.

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John Smith 17/01/23(Mon)10:57 No. 45840

beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep beepbeep
John gasped in shock as the water went ice cold, his third alarm seeming to go off at the same time. Dancing through his locking muscles he adjusted the knobs, an angered crab avoiding frigid blows, waiting for the response... The relief...
None came but a lukewarm, unsatisfying wave of discontent that drove him awake. He washed hurriedly, grasping his watch for the silence. Why had he been so tired lately? "Haven't I always been this tired?"

The coffee he had prepared was necessary moreso now then the usual routine. He left the bathroom shivering, a haste in him from the moment the icicles hit.

John Smith 17/01/24(Tue)23:42 No. 45847

you make me fucking sick. ahhahahahahaahaha
I want to wash you in the mouth with my penis

John Smith 17/02/03(Fri)21:29 No. 45873

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Does anybody want to write a nice ending?
What we got so far: http://pastebin.com/GNGqZ4hs

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