Man, that was really unfunny, like so unfunny it hurt.

I couldnt stand watching the whole thing

>>23693
How could you put that much effort into being unfunny?

7chan: The chan that cares

>>25124
Give me a hug Anon, please.. Just HOLD me.

(3)

Arthur looked on as Francine was in her hospital bed.
“Why did you do this to me?” Francine asked tearfully.
Arthur offered no answer. Francine looked on sadly.
“Tell me!” she shouted.
“There was no reason I skullfucked you. I didn’t enjoy it and it didn’t benefit me in any way. But as you can see, it didn’t take anything away either. Such is the nature of my existence.” said Arthur.
“So you expect me to feel sorry for you?” said Francine with a look of disgust.
“I don’t expect anything.” Arthur replied.
“Fuck you.” said Francine.
Arthur kissed Francine’s IV bag. He then began molesting a chair. It didn’t matter. He could do anything.

(4)

Arthur returned home. His sister DW’s corpse was arranged in her usual position. Arthur’s parents gave him the usual cold welcome. DW said nothing. She was dead and at the dinner table. Cock sponge.
“The study of hash tables is an appropriate riddle. On the other hand, an extensive quandary in hardware and architecture is the emulation of stable communication. Next, for example, many systems store DHCP. To what extent can the producer-consumer problem be visualized to answer this problem?” said Arthur’s father.
Arthur looked on tearfully.
“I don’t know, Dad.” he said.
“Nobody knows, son.” Said Arthur’s father.
“Die.” Arthur’s mother requested.
“Not yet, mama.” Arthur replied.
Arthur went to his room and looked at the stars.
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“A chemical reaction.” Replied Arthur.
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(5)

Arthur’s suit felt uncomfortable. He felt like the cathedral was a toy house. It was plastic. God said that when two men joined together to discuss God, that was a church. There was very little theological discussion on this day. Arthur took his vows. Wendy stared at the floor.
“You don’t deserve me.” Arthur said.
She took it the wrong way. God guided Arthur’s hand.
“I AM A DEVOUT UNITARIAN!” he shouted.
Tears welled up in his eyes. Wendy started crying. Arthur put the gun in his mouth. He pulled the trigger.

He woke up in a subway with Francine. Francine asked him how his day went. Arthur stared out of the window. He didn’t feel anything.
“Fine.” he replied.

Everybody clapped.

Thanks pal!

>>24261
Looks kind of like Generator Rex.

This will be a bit of a challenge.

I don't remember the name of the cartoon. It's not part of a series, it was a one-shot which I'm almost certain I saw on The Bugs Bunny Show in the mid-1970's.

The cartoon itself dated (I think) from the early to mid 1950's or 1960's. None of the characters spoke, but there was a narrator at the beginning.

The plot was simple. A scientist was in a lab, his secretary was typing with one finger and drinking. A robot on one wheel breaks into the lab and kidnaps the scecretary who screams a lot. The whole cast ends up going to Mars (passing a aroow-sign indicating Earth and Mars). Eventually the secretary gets tired of waiting to be rescued, goes behind a scenn, and emerges in a superhero costume. She beats up the robot and takes the Scientist back to Earth under her own power, then changes back to her Secretary identity.

Again, I saw this cartoon over forty years ago, and I have no idea why I remembered it now. But can anyone figure out the name of this cartoon?

Thanks.

You need to make cute funny characters. It can be published as something for children. You need to put your comic online or start talking to people at newspapers to try to get the comic added.

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