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Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)08:25 No. 881 ID: 3447cc

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make your choice

my choices Anon 11/09/29(Thu)09:25 No. 885 ID: 3bd4b0

Primary -- M4 with M203 attachment

Secondary -- tough call, I like revolvers and Glocks but I'll take the Barettas as the military issues them and I get two.

Melee-- 2 hatchets.

Explosive -- claymore for defense

Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)10:43 No. 890 ID: b8d9eb

Primary: AA-12
Secondary: Berettas
Melee: Fuck it, the katana
Explosive: Grenade

Sergeant+Bruce+Willis 11/09/29(Thu)15:56 No. 894 ID: 449727


Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)17:43 No. 895 ID: 560b0e

Primary: F) I don't know what it is, but it looks semi-automaic and simple to operate

Secondary: E) Only use in risk of PvP for intimidation to avert combat

Melee: A) Coldsteel Ghurki, I have one myself, so I'm terribly biased for it.

Thrown: C) Molotovs are good for crowd control against either zombies or humans

Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)21:24 No. 897 ID: 86ff67


Aa12. Has hardly any recoil.

Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)21:39 No. 899 ID: 7cc1d3

MFW most of the primaries are LFD guns.

Shambler 11/09/29(Thu)23:18 No. 902 ID: 2a917b

CHBG in that order

Sergeant+Bruce+Willis 11/09/30(Fri)00:45 No. 906 ID: 449727

Am I reading this chart incorrectly? I thought the point of this was to pick the row that follows the letter and that whatever was behind that letter was your choice... But I mainly see people picking and choosing and what-not.

Shambler 11/09/30(Fri)01:34 No. 909 ID: 2a917b

it's a hack, but not everyone knows how to do it yet, that's why some people are stuck with the row and others get to choose

row choice Anon 11/09/30(Fri)01:45 No. 910 ID: 3bd4b0

Thats a bit more challenging but D.

The bat sucks but the rest of the loadout is aces

Shambler 11/09/30(Fri)02:39 No. 914 ID: b8d9eb

I didn't realize that you had to choose just one letter, in that case I'll go with A: SPAS-12, Twin Berettas, and Grenades!

Shambler 11/09/30(Fri)05:06 No. 916 ID: 90dacb

definetly C, assault rifle with grenade launcher, idk enough about pistols to care, 2 axes is overkill but the only melee thats deadly and useful, and molotovs are garbage but they would be nice for cleanup or demo.

E is a close second just because of the dynamite, but revolvers and chainsaws just sound like e-peen inflating deathtraps, D would be nice for defence

Shambler 11/09/30(Fri)17:02 No. 921 ID: 73f37d

I'd go with A.

Both firearm sets are very easy to find ammo for, and Kukris are tough as fuck.

Any set with a sniper rifle is stupid - if you're far enough for a sniper rifle to be viable, you're far enough to be undetected

Not to mention, having a second pistol is great, since if you find another survivor you can give it to them.

Grenade? Only really useful against living enemies. I'd probably never actually use it, unless I used it to bust open something.

Sergeant+Bruce+Willis 11/10/01(Sat)11:33 No. 923 ID: 449727

"B." is the one I feel assholes would pick... People and the weapons they choose isn't an exact science, but what do you have in that row that will do the job this thread eludes to? A sniper rifle isn't going to help unless you are on a team with something like a melee brawler type with a trusted AND ACCURATE marksmen giving them cover. That person would have to be able to read the others movements so well, I can't think of anyone I know that I would trust with this position. Next a spraying weapon? Headshots are thought to be the goal-target, this weapon is for fighting the living... A sword, I actually think highly of this weapon; hearing the negatives people often give it sometimes bother me, but we also don't live in a world of masterful users that would utilize it well enough to even pick it up. Also, the assholes that would probably choose it are more than likely the same ratty fuckers who will say things like "gotta look out for number one" as they depend on others to help them. Finally gas... More crowd control for the human element and seemingly useless on the creatures we type of here. I mean, my thoughts on it anyway.

Shambler 11/10/01(Sat)13:39 No. 924 ID: d23e10

Well if I can only chose one line it would be A.

If I could pick and chose
Primary: G
Secondary: A
Melee: A
Thrown: H

If I could pick and chose and had unlimited ammo and replacement parts.

Primary: H
Secondary: H
Melee: A
Thrown: D

Flounder!19IQ53Wc/s 11/10/02(Sun)01:34 No. 940 ID: 0f57f3

H or A.
I like the inclusion of brass knuckles. In a perfect world, I'd like to beat a zombie to death with my bare hands at least once.

Shambler 11/10/02(Sun)02:54 No. 941 ID: c127b9

oh ef it, I'll take the chain saw and die like a lumberjack. That and the AK is the only weapon in the primaries I have experience with so I could actually service the thing if need be.

But I wouldn't need to, cuz like I said I'd probably die having too much fun with the chainsaw.

Choice is E.

Shambler 11/10/02(Sun)11:37 No. 955 ID: ea7bd8

I'd have to go with C

the reason is I don't know much about gun maintenance and my aim is pretty bad atm to be honest

since it's a military assault rifle I'm fairly certain there's a single shot, semi automatic/2-3 round burst thingy, and fully automatic setting?

I don't know much about weaponry but if I can take it apart at least I can figure out some of what it'd require, the desert eagle looks like it has some stopping power too

but I could take the scope off or just use it to scout about, the axes are generally useful and long range weapons, the molotov if it has gasoline could be used in a vehicle instead and I'd have a drinking container and a rag left over to boot

I'm much more of a snoop and scoot kind of person anyways, I like my easy targets and would probably end up picking off zombies while taking supplies while the majority of them are distracted, and whittling away their numbers one axe swing at a time

I'm not going to be making any accurate shots anytime soon, but I do like the fact that I don't need to look for ammunition for my fire axes, which can also bust things up like windows and doors, as well as act as makeshift hammers if you use the back end, plus there's two so you have a spare

and if I DO learn how to use weapons well, desert eagle is very powerful all the same, and the M4? is pretty standard meaning ammunition is plentiful, it's got a wide degree of usefulness in short, medium and long range combat, and has a grenade launcher attachment which means I'm like a walking mini artillery piece

also the fact that it's got at least a couple of shots available before reloading is helpful

Noahsan!cv06OvVzIU 11/10/02(Sun)23:24 No. 962 ID: 11d3c8

Primary choice: C
2nd: F
3rd/ 4th: G and D

I prefer bashing weapons so I can bash in a skull and break off a pad lock or two. Axes can cut and bash with the blunt edge so all is good and they would also be good if I get enough time to chop down a tree for later use.

Shambler 11/10/02(Sun)23:25 No. 963 ID: 1d1a0e

I can run faster without all this baggage. A sledgehammer is all I need for self defense.

Shambler 11/10/03(Mon)03:30 No. 973 ID: b0e8a4

I vote C. Fuck shotgun, gas useless against zombies, bat not long enough, and no way in Hell am I getting close enough to one to punch it with brass knuckles.

Shambler 11/10/03(Mon)14:15 No. 983 ID: e71ad6

H, barter the knives and the knuckledusters for something better (food/water/drugs/ladyfriend). Rifle covers long-distance engagements, which allows you to tackle a problem in your own time. Machine-gun-doo-hickey if I have to get out in a hurry.

Shambler 11/10/03(Mon)23:42 No. 995 ID: b880a6

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E motherfuckers...

Thats the only manly man choice available.


Shambler 11/10/04(Tue)08:53 No. 1001 ID: bd5b90

Gimme the 7 sticks of dynamite so I can shove them up my ass and blow up because this thread is shit.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)12:49 No. 1145 ID: dea178


Mostly because of the Kalashnikov. It's the best choice since it doesn't virtually require any maintenance.

The sidearm is too heavy and too powerful. Unless I encounter Grizzly Bear zombies then it it simply overkill and a waste of bullet and energy as well as slow and the risk of injuring your wrist is there.

Chainsaw... The hell would I even bother with that crap. Last thing you need is a loud machine attracting walkers all over the place and blood spilling into your eyes and mouth as you cut through them. Also heavy and the fuel will add to the burden as well.

Dynamite is just dangerous. I live in a city. I don't need to attract attention and certainly have to plans to blow up a bank safe.

The M4 kit has great sidearm and melee but the rifle itself would need too much maintenance and prone to jamming.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)13:26 No. 1147 ID: 32d359


You guys don't know how fucking loud guns can be.
In case of an outbreak, I'd probably be moving around from place to place. This way, I can avoid getting cornered by a horde. Also, if they are far enough, it will be stupid to attack them. They sound from the gun will only attract more of them. If worse comes to worst and I get cornered, I'll just pick a spot among them with the least number of zeds and blast my way through with the shotgun. So basically, I'll never fire the gun unless I really need to.
Will probably use the melee more than the gun itself especially when trying to dispose a zed or two if they are in the building that I will be using for the night.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)15:13 No. 1151 ID: 35fed2

You guys don't know how fucking loud guns can be.

Chooses Shotgun, Dual Berretas, Machete and grenade. Very quiet weapons, I see your point.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)18:06 No. 1157 ID: a9f53f

D. besides it and E, the rest is call of duty hollywood shit.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)18:10 No. 1159 ID: 32d359

did you read the whole post?
pay attention dude or you're gonna be zombie food.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)18:41 No. 1160 ID: 35fed2

I read your post, you make a sensible point of wanting to stay quiet then go and choose a really noisy selection of weapons.

I'd choose C for axes and fire, a scoped semi auto and pistol for suicide.

Shambler 11/10/11(Tue)23:24 No. 1162 ID: 034a34

I would go with 'F' because if you are going to be firing a gun, you are going to be attracting zombies. Recoil-less, box magazine, and if you don't kill the zed with the shot you'll blow a hole in it big enough to walk through. If I had to use a gun I would use the AA-12. Not much to say for the pistol, it would probably be used for mercy killings, or suicide. The melee weapons I feel would be tough, effective, and repairable/replaceable, they also double as tools.

Shambler 11/10/12(Wed)08:54 No. 1175 ID: a2a4eb

A appears to be the most versatile. Something with reasonable light melee, something with scatter effect shot, something with a more accurate shot, and a nice explosive.

Shambler 11/10/14(Fri)03:56 No. 1206 ID: 46b644

PRIMARY: A - the fucking SHOTGUN
I mean seriously folks, you're trekking through an urban or suburban wasteland. Where the hell are you going to find more magazines for your assault rifles and machine guns. How will it feel when you run out, then have to take out a box of bullets and put them in the clip one by one? Do you think the zombies will wait for you? Nope. Get the shotgun, pop in some shells and you're good to go. You can find new shells are almost every hunting or sports store.

SECONDARY: E or G - the revolvers
Once again people (see above) were are you going to get more clips for your automatic pistol? I'll stick with my revolvers.

MELEE: C - fire axe
Since you're pretty much fucked if it's gotten to the point where you have to use your melee weapon, I'd say it should be more for survival than fighting. There's a lot you can do with that axe like chopping wood, building shelter and knocking down doors. The chainsaw would be good, but it would run out of fuel then be useless. I suppose you could find more fuel but it is also very heavy to carry. Most of the others are useless. I guess a machete is good if I'm running in the jungle, but that's not likely. The blunt side of the axe can be used as a hammer, so the hammer alone is dumb. ect.

I can't throw for shit, and I don't trust myself with explosives. Plus the sound alone is bound to attract more zombies. So fuck it. Use that space for canned food or a flash light.

Shambler 11/10/14(Fri)05:35 No. 1212 ID: d7ae11

I like the primary and secondary from C. My aim isn't great, and the scope sure would help, and one pistol is good enough for a secondary, I don't need two, it just encourages the waste of ammunition. I want the pick-hammer thing from F for my melee, because either end should be capable of ending a zombie, plus I can imagine other uses for it. I would like the claymore mine for my explosive for the simple fact that it could be used for a warning. Set it up behind your position to cover your back or by the entrance/exit of the area you decide to sleep, so the zombies couldn't catch you unawares while asleep.
Having to choose just one row is tough, because all of them have at least one thing that completely sucks. I mean seriously, who uses brass knuckles and a throwing knife in a fight against zombies? I guess I'd go with A although I have little use for a machete or a grenade against zombies.

Shambler 11/10/14(Fri)07:18 No. 1214 ID: a2a4eb


Well there are plenty of dead gangs and maybe cops and they all carry magazines, mostly to glock17s though.

The Mossberg590 carries a bayonet attachment. So if you get that shotgun, you're good.

Shambler 11/10/15(Sat)00:18 No. 1227 ID: c44d21

Primary: M4A1 + M203
Secondary: FN P90 + silencer
Melee: Wakizashi sword (Like a katana, but a little shorter)
Explosive: as much C4 as I can carry

my choice Crazy+Swede 11/10/16(Sun)11:58 No. 1254 ID: f84a5d

I would say D ,A , D ,H to minimize the sounds as much as possible with no grenade a rapid fire arm and secondary arm will be needed in a cris situation otherwise whats better than to bash a skull with a tool similair to a tonfa that includes in my material art

Roznin 11/10/17(Mon)22:31 No. 1280 ID: 6823bd

kit A makes the most sense to me

Shambler 11/10/20(Thu)00:56 No. 1328 ID: a3ae8e

Secondary:colt m1911
Melee: Kukri
Throwable: knife. Absolutely would not throw it though. But a knife is more useful than a grenade you can waste once to look cool and possibly injure yourself and everyone around you with.

Shambler 11/10/20(Thu)01:38 No. 1330 ID: a3ae8e

Oh wow so i totally missed the point of this the first time. Sorry about that.

I would definately do "C"

Gives an automatic and relatively accurate (as long as it's on semi)rifle with a good scope. I guess the grenade launcher could be used against bandits but i can't really see using that.
Dessert Eagle, not the BEST pistol obviously, hard to find bullets, heavy, but it is accurate and sure to fuck up whatever you hit with it.
Two axes, can't really see duel wielding them for any reason, but an axe is a great melee weapon and useful(also i know that particular axe brand is incredibly nice)
Molotov, ehhh. There are situations where it would be great, but many more situations where it would be incredibly dangerous and stupid and in the panic of combat, that could be hard to discern.
overall the best kit though i'd say.

Also >>1206, think about this for a second. If a person buys ten mags for their rifle and secondary, that's about one hundred shots for the rifle (300+ if an assault rifle) and 60-90+ for their secondary. That's more than enough than you could possibly need in a fight as long you're going for headshots. Also, DON'T TOSS YOUR MAGS. Life isn't call of duty, it's possible to pocket them.

Shambler 11/10/20(Thu)04:30 No. 1338 ID: 141f73

I love sniping, and I can sit on my ass and shoot all day. If they become a close quarter problem, small bursts from that Uzi will tide me over just fine. I don't have the physical strength to just beat the fuck out of zeds faces with H, as much as I love the sniper, the brass knuckles just aren't for me. The katana in B however, is my forte. Not sure how riot gas would affect hordes, but assuming they are l4d or just any kind of sick human, it would give me time to escape, were my sniping position compromised.

StonedAF 11/10/20(Thu)06:41 No. 1341 ID: ade098

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A. and yeah ik it would be very loud but all the weapons are effective

Shambler 11/10/26(Wed)01:36 No. 1463 ID: d81389

C is the only smart choice tbh
The others are either very big ( hard to manuver ) suicide to reload or useless items. Ar is easy to reload and an additional grenade launcher for crowds. Pistol is again easy to reload and a precision weapon thats easily pulled out. Dual tomahawk for chopping and throwing if needed. How is this even a question?

Shambler 11/10/26(Wed)15:56 No. 1478 ID: 14b4b3

They're not.. tomahawks. Just woodchopping/fireaxes. And the AR is still fairly long and unwieldy.

I'd personally take A or G. I can imagine 12 gauge buckshot being easier to find (or maybe slugs) and 9mm for the pistols errywhere.

And if I were to take G I'd be slightly fucked when it comes to finding ammo but I would have a great gun.

Shambler 11/10/29(Sat)03:44 No. 1507 ID: c80d0a

Correction, if you are far enough from someone for a sniper rifle to be viable, then your target likely has resources you want (aka, anyone with a sniper rifle is likely a raider/bandit)

Shambler 11/10/29(Sat)07:13 No. 1509 ID: 53342e

Srew you, I choose crowbar.
Guns are unimportant, ammo would be too rare. I'd prefer something for defense, say a makeshift shield.

Shambler 11/10/31(Mon)05:45 No. 1528 ID: 0822c8

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Shambler 11/10/31(Mon)19:02 No. 1530 ID: fddff8


I lol'd. Also, you're right. A gun may not seem important, and our guy may feel all big and bad strutting around with his crowbar...until he runs into some timid old grandma who pops him in the head with her .22 because she "feels threatened".

Shambler 11/10/31(Mon)19:20 No. 1531 ID: 952d62

Nah man, a gun IS useless. The guy with a crowbar will win. Anybody with a gun will always close into crowbar bashing range and cowed by the awesome manliness of the mighty crowbar wielding man-god, will lose any sort of marksmanship. You want proof, watch any of the Resident Evil movies. Our crowbar wielding hero will be like Alice (but with bigger tits), destroying zombies, evil grandma's with their loud .22 rifles and us puny gun-wielding survivors with his crowbar OF DOOOM as easily as someone might breath.

Shambler 11/11/01(Tue)06:14 No. 1542 ID: ffafdb

>C is the only smart choice tbh

>.223, fairly uncommon varmint round. Good luck getting your hands on any military 5.56 SS109.
>40mm, good luck finding anything except flares for this, and even then...
>.50AE, gimmicky useless cartridge that nobody owns, fired from an unreliable heavy novelty gun
>Two fire axes? Have you ever held a fire axe? They're made for chopping down doors, not people. Close to useless as a weapon, though carrying one would be a good idea as a tool.
>molotov cocktail - total waste when you can make them yourself for free almost anywhere.

Basically, F is the best of the few viable choices.
>.12ga 00 buck, one of the most common cartridges in America, fired from a highly reliable lightweight platform
>Glock, probably in 9mm - the AK of the pistol world, in an extremely common caliber
>Warhammer - an ACTUAL melee weapon, intended for ACTUAL war. Can be used to break locks and bones with one end and pierce skulls, kevlar helmets or plate mail from a distance with the other.
>tomahawk - basically the same as the hammer. Best kept as a backup melee weapon when the hammer gets stuck in a skull.

man, /k/ would destroy most of you guys.

Shambler 11/11/01(Tue)06:15 No. 1543 ID: ffafdb

>C is the only smart choice tbh

>.223, fairly uncommon varmint round. Good luck getting your hands on any military 5.56 SS109.
>40mm, good luck finding anything except flares for this, and even then...
>.50AE, gimmicky useless cartridge that nobody owns, fired from an unreliable heavy novelty gun
>Two fire axes? Have you ever held a fire axe? They're made for chopping down doors, not people. Close to useless as a weapon, though carrying one would be a good idea as a tool.
>molotov cocktail - total waste when you can make them yourself for free almost anywhere.

Basically, F is the best of the few viable choices.
>.12ga 00 buck, one of the most common cartridges in America, fired from a highly reliable lightweight platform
>Glock, probably in 9mm - the AK of the pistol world, in an extremely common caliber
>Warhammer - an ACTUAL melee weapon, intended for ACTUAL war. Can be used to break locks and bones with one end and pierce skulls, kevlar helmets or plate mail from a distance with the other.
>tomahawk - basically the same as the hammer. Best kept as a backup melee weapon when the hammer gets stuck in a skull.

man, /k/ would destroy most of you guys.

Shambler 11/11/01(Tue)06:27 No. 1544 ID: 8f7ec0


Also, banned for this post. Reason:
>go back to niggertits

you've got some real class-act mods here, 7chan. Upstanding, mature people for sure... and a great way to attract people to a new board, too.

When I ban you, take the fucking hint. Nigger.

Shambler 11/11/01(Tue)06:43 No. 1545 ID: a9f53f

the reason being you mentioned a niggertits board, dumbass. and you think this place has bad mods.

Shambler 11/11/02(Wed)10:25 No. 1557 ID: 0cd993

D seems like the most solid choice, the only real trade is weight. With a full nutsack the 249 is heavy despite the para kit. At least around here there are a few places I could find a can for it and it will mount my 552. Bonus points for STANAG and 5.56 which means if I ever run out of links I am still A-ok

Personally I'm not a fan of the single stack .45s but at least ammo is common enough and there are some drop in barrels which are threaded.

Baseball bat is perfect, decent range, usable indoors and will never get stuck in flesh. Minus for not being able to skin game of split wood.

Claymore has limited utility but solid resale value, an acceptable trade for a belt fed weapon.

E would be OK were it not for the stupid chainsaw which ruins everything, oh and the wheel gun. And the lack of an optics rail. And the dynamite, which would offer more utility than the claymore were it not for the fact that I'd only have one blasting cap.

I'd take A over E and G over A.

The SCAR-H is nice and light, rounds abound, easy to get optics and a can. I'd be stuck with a wheel gun but at least I can pick between .357 and .38 while I'm scavenging. Combat knife is less likely to get stuck than a hatchet or other heavy blade, stabbing better than chopping, plus offers utility bonus. Thermite grenade also gives utility bonus.

SPAS12 may be hollywood but it is combat proven AND it will operate pump action which allows it to utilize common target loads which the AA12 will not cycle. Sadly, heavier than the SCAR and a bitch to load with its debris cover always there.

M9s are solid assuming you're using good magazines, 2 of them would be annoying to carry but I suppose no more than the 249. Nice to have a backup and a common caliber.

Kukri limits me to chopping (not that I'd be great at much else) but will work some utility in a pinch.

Frag is a solid choice for maneuver, but limited in utility.

Rest of these kits have too many limitations to be generally useful.

Shambler 11/11/04(Fri)06:02 No. 1608 ID: cbd421

E is the only intelligent answer. Most common ammunition for main and secondary weapons. Just have to get over the fact that your melee is going to need fuel, which def. sucks.

Shambler 11/11/04(Fri)20:59 No. 1621 ID: 0cd993

That depends on where you live really, in the US 7.62x39 is still less common than 5.56x45. .44 mag / .357 mag / .38 are ALL much less common than 9x19 or even .45. Also, I defy you to attempt to use a chainsaw combatively without severing something of yours in the process.

Shambler 11/11/10(Thu)02:21 No. 1676 ID: bc20af

ANYONE who didn't pick a is a fucking retard.
12 gauge buck and shot can be found in just about EVERY country. In countries that actually allow recreational shooting, you're going to find hundreds of shells at a time.

The secondary? Oh, look, 9mm. Preferred caliber of police and military sidearms in most of the world, and again, common in civilian hands.

the only issue is that that particular shotgun is liable to break faster than most. Luckily, even a cheap hunting shotgun is capable of accurate fire at a good range with slugs, and reliable as shit, needing minimal maintenance.

I'd throw that fucking thing away as soon as I found a moss berg in good repair.

Kukri? Durable and easy to use.

>but wat baout d aarmy rifle shuuur
Most rifles in military hands are old and beta to shit. Combat troops get new rifles, most of the time. Suppiort units are often running around with vietnam era m16a1s that can't be relied on, at all.

>what about f it's a shotgun
It's a heavy HEAVY shotgun with reliability issues, that is also slow to reload and impossible to find parts for. F does come with the only other viable hand weapon, however.

>what about da ak
Rarer ammunition, heavy recoil for nopgunz fags like you, accracy issues, and fewer spare parts. And yes, aks DO break. Also, chainsaws are terribad weapons, and thee is little reason to carry a revolver.

>semi pistols need lots of maintenance. Uhhh, no, not really. One instructor has done everything he can to break his glock, including hurling it out of an aircraft at 400 feet. It still works.

Wash dirt ou tof them with water, oil it when and if you can, and they last along time.

Unless it's a 1911. then you need 1000 dollars in aftermarket parts to get it up to modern standards.

Shambler 11/11/11(Fri)00:48 No. 1691 ID: 248a9a


C is also a VERY good choice.

Crappy american crap, ditch it as soon as you've had an excuse to waste the ammo.

Overkill, if you can hit, but keep it around for any annoying survivors, the intimidation factor might just be enough to save you (especially if you hold it to their head).

TWO highly effective, simple to maintain, reliable multi-purpose melee weapons, remember you don't have to dual wield them and if one breaks you have a spare. You can argue the Kukri all you want but it has less range and you can't afford to lose it, the axes give you more freedom and greater room for error which is something you can't afford to roll poorly on.

Flashy, but good for area denial, hindering a crowd of zeds, or drawing attention with a plume of black smoke, just make sure you have an escape root. Depending on what it's filled with it may have other uses besides going boom!

Shambler 11/11/11(Fri)08:58 No. 1693 ID: 00fee3

C is definitely my first choice while A would be a second choice... the rest of the melee is pretty awful, though I'd like to see someone take on a zed with the knuckles.

Shambler 11/11/11(Fri)20:58 No. 1695 ID: 84b792

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You think both of the guns in that loadout are shit and are advocating it entirely for the dual-wield fireaxes.

You are a dipshit. Also,

>.50 AE
>useless cartridge
>in the context of a zombie apocalypse

Bob,+the+survivor 11/11/12(Sat)00:54 No. 1699 ID: 9fe7d6

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D, bat is a great weapon because it doesn't get stuck after you hit something.
45 is easy to silence, the claymore is a versatile tool.
The FN Minimi SPW could be modded to make it a long range marksmen and it's super reliable, thus everybody gets what's coming to them.

Shambler 11/11/13(Sun)09:39 No. 1714 ID: bc20af

>big bullets
5.56 isn't big. At all. I's a varmint hunting round that tumbles.
Almost all of those in military hands (aka all of them) is well past it's replacement date. In other words, they're supposed to have broken by now, and are fast becoming unreliable.

Bob,+the+survivor 11/11/13(Sun)10:03 No. 1715 ID: 9fe7d6

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What's wrong with the bat?
It has a high impact, is built for swinging, light and durable. It is the least likely to become caught on things, so your movement will be limited as little as possible.

Shambler 11/11/13(Sun)16:38 No. 1720 ID: 0cd4e2

B all the way

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)02:16 No. 1722 ID: 84b792


>Almost all of those in military hands (aka all of them) is well past it's replacement date.

Guns don't have 'replacement dates' you faggot, they're not perishable. Literally EVERY GUN EVER MADE will fire FOREVER if it's properly maintained and parts for it are kept on hand.

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)02:52 No. 1726 ID: f0775e

Are you fucking retarded?
Forever is forever, any iron casted now will be surely rusted in 20000 years...

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)08:16 No. 1729 ID: d25882

I would have to go with F.

What's important with a zombie scenario is to be efficient not sloppy. One shell, one kill. However the AA12 can go full auto if things get desperate. Which is a plus. Its also very reliable, can fire when wet, dirty that sort of thing.

The pistol is automatic too but I don't need that. Again, one shot kills.

I like the melee weapon a lot. It can be used without having to get too close like the knife (or the knuckle-dusters for fuck sake, what moron would choose that). It can also be used as a piercing or bludgeoning implement, both of which are effective. Perhaps best of all it can be used in a similar way to a crowbar to access areas that might be sealed off or locked.

The weakest part of F is the throwing weapon, but the idea of a throwing weapon is ridiculous to start with, unless you count explosives. Otherwise you're throwing a weapon away needlessly. I would just give the throwing weapon to a partner.

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)11:36 No. 1733 ID: 61383d

Either A or C

A's advantges - The 12-gauge. F has a 12-gauge too, but it's weirdly prototype-looking, semi-automatic (or even full auto?) and I don't trust it's reliability. The SPAS-12 on the other hand, I trust and can be fired either semi-auto or pump (if something goes wrong). Nothing better than 12-gauge (except maybe 10-gauge) for blowing heads clean off in CQB.

Also, having 2 side arms can't be a bad thing either, 9mm doesn't have the greatest stopping power, but these are zombies where only headshots count anyway.

A's disadvantages - The machete isn't very heavy, and thus, not the best weapon for cracking skulls open with. Not saying it's not possible, just not ideal. Needs a bit more weight behind it, also, not a very long handle, meaning you have to get closer to your victim. I'd much rather a sharpened spade, an axe, even a sledge hammer.

C's advantages. Whilst not the best choice for CQB, the M4's 5.56mm round doesn't produce much recoil, and is still capable of doing a very significant amount of damage to the skull. It's a nice middle ground between a CQB weapon like the 12-gauge and a longer-ranged battle rifle in 7.62x51 or some such calibre. With the ACOG scope, it can be useful out to ranges of 300-400 meters for headshots on zombies. For CQB, the ACOG can either be removed so that iron sights can be used, or the ACOG's back-up sights (on top) can be used instead.

Now for my favourite item (or items), double axes! Now, I'd be happy with just one, these are perfect, but having a back up is by no means a bad thing (though I'd only use one at a time). It's heavy at the hitting end, has a light, long handle, and can smash a skull open in one foul swoop. Perfection!

Disadvantages -

Some people might like the idea of the M203 grenade launcher underneath, but I'd probably just ditch it. Both grenades and grenade rounds aren't going to do shit to a zombie. Contrary to Hollywood portrayal, grenades very rarely blow off body parts and usually kill from a) force of the explosion (concussion trauma) and b) shrapnel wounds. Unless you're lucky enough to have a piece of 'nade shrapnel enter a z's brain, it ain't doing shit.

I really can't be arsed to write anymore, but I'd rather have a sidearm, with a bigger magazine than a Deagle, and molotovs risk more harm to yourself than zombies. Pro-tip: guess what, fire only makes zombies burn and since they're dead already, it doesn't do shit to them, except make them a bit charred.


Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)18:15 No. 1739 ID: d093c9

Pick 'n Choose:
>Primary: G (I'm choosing to believe that's the 7.62 version)
>Secondary: F (I'm choosing to believe that's chambered in 10mm)
>Melee: A
>Explosive/throwable: H

With the 7.62 SCAR I think I'd have the best compromise between "reaching out to touch something" and "in ya face CQB".

10mm Auto is King of Kings, and the Glock 20 is a damn good piece for it. I know ammo is hard to find. Let's say I've been stockpiling and loading my own ammo for a good long time before the shit hits.

With the kukri plus the smaller knife I feel like I'd have a good shot at surviving in the wilderness, doing dat bushcraft, etc, which is my preferred habitat. Plus, lopping heads and throwing knives is just so, so badass.

Now, if I had to choose just one pre-packaged kit, I'd say... erm... well, let's go with G.

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)20:10 No. 1741 ID: 78aa2e

M4, Glock, axe, and the claymore. You guys gotta remember, where the hell are you going to find the ammo for all of these weapons. Personally having like and AR-15 or M4 would be ideal. Ammo would be rare but probably found at any police station. As well as the glock. Finding ammo for that wouldn't be to hard. Shotgun shells may be easy to find. But shotguns are LOUD and you cant put a suppressor on it like you can an assault rifle or pistol. Im going with practicality and experience, don't want something to heavy or too rare

Shambler 11/11/14(Mon)20:37 No. 1743 ID: 1dfdad

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"where the hell are you going to find the ammo for all of these weapons."
The same place you're going to be finding 5.56x45mm or .223, hurrrr-fucking-durrrrr

"Personally having like and AR-15 or M4 would be ideal"
Any weapon with a common cartridge would be ideal i.e. 5.56x45mm, 7.62x39mm, 7.62x51mm, .30-06, etc.

"Ammo would be rare but probably found at any police station."
5.56x45mm rare? You best be joking.
Not ever police station issues AR-15s, remember that.

"As well as the glock. Finding ammo for that wouldn't be to hard. "
Once again, if you can find 9x19mm you'll usually be able to find a wide variety of other pistol cartridges as well like .45ACP, 9x18mm (maybe), .32ACP, .22LR, .357 (maybe) and .40S&W

"Shotgun shells may be easy to find."
The EASIEST thing to find besides your own ass.

"But shotguns are LOUD and you cant put a suppressor on it like you can an assault rifle or pistol." HURRR-FUCKING-DURRR IM GOING TO FIND A SUPPRESSOR THAT JUST HAPPENS TO FIT MY RIFLE OR PISTOL. Get fucking real troll, you'd need a threaded barrel on a rifle or pistol to do that, the correct type of muzzle device if it is a QD suppressor and correct size for your caliber. I'd rather take my chances with a boomstick then wasting precious time look for a suppressor unless you already have one.

"Im going with practicality and experience,"
M203 is practical? You have experience searching post-apocalyptic worlds, do ya?

"don't want something to heavy or too rare"
That AR-15 with an ACOG and M203 is fuck all heavy you idiot.

10 out of fucking 10 you goddamn troll.

Shambler 11/11/15(Tue)01:13 No. 1749 ID: 4c3f8a

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Kit F is pretty much the most useful amung these flashy ass weapons
Surely an interesting weapon and pretty much the only primary on the entire list that you can actually find ammunition for without raiding some folks you shouldn't be messing with in the first place. Problem is that it has a decent chance of breaking down and becoming a peice of junk due to the lack of availablity for replacement part. Still, it'd be great to have for trading purposes, who'd turn down an automatic shotgun?
>>Handgun(forgot brand name)-
As with all handguns it will be resereved as a backup should last quite awhile if maintained and ammo shouldn't be utterly impossible to find
Best melee weapon on list by miles, longest reach, hardest impact, can be used to peirce and crush skulls, hell it even functions as a regular hammer so you can use it to destroy barricades and bust doors doors apart. It's the only functional melee weapon on the list
Actually a pretty poor wood axe but a decent short melee weapon far outperforming the knife and knuckles, could be useful as a utility blade

Blargosphere The Lonely !!RlBTDkMzH1 11/11/15(Tue)23:13 No. 1764 ID: 89dee9

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I think I'm gonna go with "A" all the way accross the board, Except the melee...

The shotgun is a one-shotter and (relatively) easy to obtain ammo for, not to mention I'm a horrible shot. I can handle the recoil, and I've fired a good amount of shotguns in my life.

Secondary, it fires a single, accurate shot (as apposed to the automatics) and although, it's relatively low caliber, i get two of em, and a therefore more shots before i have to reload.

Melee, I'm gonna say the katana, I'm good with a blade and it has a good reach. It's also light, and quick, which is handy and pretty much what I look for in anything hand-to-hand.

Frags, Frags, Frags... I stay away from anything incendiary, because 1)I'm not fond of Flaming Zombies running towards me and 2)Who know what those flaming meat-puppets could light up once they-re lit and running around. Frags are easy to Arm (no need for a lighter to light a fuse, or a rag), have a good bit of shrapnel and explosive force, which is good for clearing a small area.
Only reason I don't choose the Claymore is because, it only covers where i set it, and i like to have everything i need on me. besides, if i rig it on a tripwire it might go off on something other than a zombie (ei: My friend, random survivor, a squirell)

Shambler 11/11/15(Tue)23:53 No. 1765 ID: 819645

I feel like the AK-47, the Desert Eagle, the Katana, and the molotov cocktail should be in the same category, so that whenever anyone picks that category, we know that they are under 14.

Me personally, I go with choice A. Both firearms, as previously stated, have common ammunition, and if you turn a corner and see two or three zombies, I'd much rather be firing some sort of buck or bird shot at a zombie's head than full-auto slugs.

Though I've always kept the opinion that .22 cals are the best thing to shoot a zombie in the head with, because they don't have any exiting power, and will bounce around inside and would completely destroy the brain.

Shambler 11/11/16(Wed)10:34 No. 1780 ID: bc20af


>Though I've always kept the opinion that .22 cals are the best thing to shoot a zombie in the head with, because they don't have any exiting power, and will bounce around inside and would completely destroy the brain.

if they had energy to do this, they'd have the energy to exit. at most, it goes in a circle of of the skulls interior and fucks up a band around the brain, and then either stops, or actually flies out the entry hole.

If it "bounced" it'd be the single most lethal round around. It isn't.

Shambler 11/11/16(Wed)15:55 No. 1781 ID: ee9b0d

AWM Sniper Rifle + Mini-Uzi + Two Handed Japanese Sword (Katana) + M7A2 Riot Gas

The AWM has a scope which could be useful for scouting and it is a high precision weapon that is always useful against zombies and for hunting.
The Mini-UZI is a compact weapon that could be used as an automatic weapon or as a semi automatic and usually uses common ammo like 9mm, .45 ACP, even .22 LR and as a submachine gun the UZI is realiable and is often used as a primary weapon by Armed Forces. the Katana has always been my favorite melee weapon (not becouse i'm a weaboo or becouse i think Katanas are the best weapons but becouse i had some years of Kenjutsu training and i would feel much confortable with a weapon i've been training to use) and is also a two handed weapon which means i can use more strengh and have more stability in severing zombie heads.
The Gas is also very useful for distraction and if well used it can save my life. It is a perfect safe escape in a tight situation.

Shambler 11/11/16(Wed)22:43 No. 1789 ID: e9a90e

I think I'm gonna go with E.

Kage-Hi 11/11/16(Wed)23:24 No. 1795 ID: 123670

one row i go a

mixed i go with fhdc
auto shoty obvious tactical sub machine gun all around good baseball bat balanced dangerous and molotovs obvious

Shambler 11/11/17(Thu)04:29 No. 1807 ID: 86dfea

So whats your best choice of kit?

Sergeant Bruce Willis 11/11/17(Thu)09:19 No. 1813 ID: 4443dd

Yeesh, sometimes I wish there was a mandatory webcam snapshot taken per post when I read some of these. Just to see what some of you look like while typing what seems like utter retardation.

Shambler 11/11/19(Sat)10:17 No. 1871 ID: bc20af

Yeah, and most of the parts are old, beat to shit, and fucking failing.

But hey, not like my buddy who carries on around all day knows anything about it, right? The military isn't perpetually stocking parts for evry rifle. Ask national guard units that get stuck with fucking Vietnam era m16s that barely function on a good day.

The military loves not buying new shit, only slightly more than it loves buying new shit it doesn't need.

Shambler 11/11/19(Sat)17:27 No. 1876 ID: edf09d

H is ideal i think, cuz it has decent long range AND short range firearms and because the knife looks throwable enough for me to handle it. Not to mention i will probably use only melee.

Shambler 11/11/19(Sat)22:38 No. 1882 ID: bc20af

Oh wow.
Go pick up a knife and hurl it at a wooden wall or closed door all day, let me know how many times you not only hit with the tip, but get it to even stick, much less punch through. No imagine the wall is made of a substance harder than steel, is curved, and recoils back when struck to absorb force.

No you know why throwing knives are a joke, especially when hurled at a forehead.

>long range
It weighs 40 fucking pounds. That isn't ideal if you like moving. Heavy recoil that can actually injure you if you shoot in a bad position. Rare ammunition that doesn't exist outside of military hands.

>short range
A rare firearm that you will never find spare parts for.

>go meele
So you're going to attack zombies in hand ot hand with a weapon that has no reach and requires several blows to do anything?
...are you trying to die?

H is fucking terrible.

Shambler 11/11/20(Sun)05:34 No. 1894 ID: f95e76

And this guy ---> >>1882 didn't even point out the fact that you are planning on using mostly melee. WITH BRASS KNUCKLES. How retarded is that? "Yea i'm just going to kill the majority of my zombies using a weapon that limits my range to the length of my arm, my power to the strength of my arm with zero momentum, and stick my hand in the face of something that kills with one bite. I am so good at zombies."

Shambler 11/11/20(Sun)09:13 No. 1896 ID: bc20af

actually, I did point it out.
It's good to see it being repeated, though.
Glad to see not every single person posting here is an idiot.

Shambler 11/11/20(Sun)17:58 No. 1905 ID: a8b223

now i c i was wrong.. dammit

Shambler 11/11/21(Mon)03:56 No. 1911 ID: f95e76

Ah, i was only reading the cut off version. Didn't see.

Shambler 11/11/21(Mon)09:10 No. 1917 ID: 4e4aed

Definitely D. machine gun is what a guy like me needs for any kind of enemy and i'm pretty sure i can find enough ammo for it and for the pistol, which is at least better than revolvers or uzi. Yes the bat ain't cool but you can find axes and knifes virtually everywhere. And explosives - D is the best here.

Shambler 11/11/21(Mon)21:29 No. 1928 ID: bc20af

...do you have any idea how heavy that machine gun and its ammo are?
The tend to distribute the ammo for it among an entire squad just so the gunner can keep up.

Weight is bad in survival scenarios.

Shambler 11/11/22(Tue)03:11 No. 1937 ID: 1dfdad

If I had to chose one of these, I'd take the first firearm and blow my head open, because I'd be fucked from the start anyways.

Shambler 11/11/22(Tue)07:35 No. 1943 ID: b1bc00

Id definitely pick A.

Shambler 11/11/22(Tue)22:20 No. 1948 ID: c7c0c0

Either A or C

The M16 is a good rifle I've fired before, and I'm comfy with the weight and design. The M203 could be taken off and fired as a separate weapon. If I was ever in a situation where I was trapped on a roof surrounded by zombies, I could turn them all to crawling mush and escape. The DE isn't my first choice for a handgun but it gets the job done. I would only use one axe, that's a weapon I'd use. The Molotov could be useful.

I understand that a there are lots and lots of shells available, but I'm not confident firing a shotgun. I worry too much about getting it placed on my shoulder right, and reloading it is a pain. However, I could do some damage if I have enough ammo. 2 pistols would be great for sticky situations. The machete is a great blade to have. The grenade wouldn't be very useful.

I think if I became more confident with shotguns I would choose A, but for now its C.

Shambler 11/11/23(Wed)05:44 No. 1956 ID: be49a3

yes, i do. Still being a bit slower is worth having a machine gun, because in situations where you are cornered by a horde of zeds or a band of crackheads it shines like the savior's ass and actually saves yours. It's versatile and powerful and you don't have to reload before all that was hostale is blown to pieces.

Sergeant+Bruce+Willis 11/11/25(Fri)09:06 No. 1970 ID: 4443dd

One of my best friends is as much of a knowitall about guns as I am about hand to hand and non projectile armed combat; he's almost as clearly as insane about it as I am, in fact. His first choice is the shotgun if he can't range attack... I understand his points and his motives but as most here may know of me, I am a brawler. I would attempt to fight the undead as they are portrayed, with an axe and as long as the smoke would not infect/further infect/harm me, the Molotov is a GREAT way to make the undead the immobile undead. ANY gun is going to be loud and draw attention, however you can improvise ways to "silence" a good deal of them but NOT the shotgun... If noise isn't your concern and you want a gun that can double as a bat/club AND likely still fire after doing so, the shotgun is your weapon. Heck, you miss your mark? It'll still deliver PLENTY of surrounding/immobilizing damage, it's a damn fine weapon...

Shambler 11/11/26(Sat)16:50 No. 1984 ID: 1dfdad

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>yfw you have to pick up the belt links and correct assemble them to the new ammunition you find

Shambler 11/11/27(Sun)09:44 No. 1993 ID: 0e72ab

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here's my face. enjoy.

Shambler 11/11/27(Sun)21:53 No. 1998 ID: 611822


Shambler 11/11/27(Sun)22:01 No. 1999 ID: 611822

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i meant to say ggac

Shambler 11/11/28(Mon)01:34 No. 2006 ID: c9b70d

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I looked it up in my Oxford English Dictionary and I was unable to find the word gac.

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