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John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:44 No. 38299 [Reply] Locked

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Welcome to /eh/

Where everything is just... eh...

/eh/ is not for crying, /rnb/ is for crying.

John Smith ## Mod ## 12/11/23(Fri)22:46 No. 38300

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The music is from the Tenpenny Tower lobby in Fallout 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJKlwiYhnU

John Smith 23/02/16(Thu)07:47 No. 48564 [Reply]

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Sorry polCHUDs

You WILL watch the hit Netflix original series “Wednesday”
You WILL take the Miércoles pill
You WILL take interest in Brown women & interracially mingling
You WILL be enthralled by her cute dance moves
You WILL date a qt-3.141596 goth Latina gf
You WILL marry The qt Latina in a beautiful (Catholic) wedding ceremony
You WILL eat her spicy jalepeno-flavored taco until she yells out “¡Ay, Dios mío, Gringo!"
You WILL pump your Anglo genes directly into the woman's tight brown body
You WILL perpetuate & aide the glorious future of Lá Raza Cosmica
You WILL raise your mixed Cosmic children with the brown qt

AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY!!!
The Political Implications? Racists?
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John Smith 23/05/21(Sun)18:04 No. 48663

>>48650
Wholesome!

John Smith 24/04/16(Tue)14:37 No. 48914

Reading comprehension is pretty important.

Saying Venezuela is turning into Cuba doesn't mean Venezuela is good or Venezuela is blaming Cuba.

Noticing that Venezuela is becoming Cuba is just an observation.

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:14 No. 48918

>>48914

And me not even be true

John Smith 19/09/08(Sun)03:18 No. 47099 [Reply]

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What websites do you visit, John? I remember when I used to have catalogues and bookmarks upon bookmarks. Now it's just youtube and a handful of places to get the news or a few laughs.

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John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)01:10 No. 48915

Would mandatory vaccines create a black market for fake vaccine certificates?

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)02:55 No. 48916

>>48915
there are a lot of maliciously retarded people

John Smith 24/04/17(Wed)08:12 No. 48917

>>48915

Are you stupid ?

John Smith 21/04/12(Mon)23:54 No. 47759 [Reply]

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Dear John,
I've been on vacation leave for a short while now. I still have a couple of days left.
So far I've spent it with a few walks, and a bit of entertainment in the form of movies I wanted to watch.
However, this week is quite a rainy one.. I do wonder what I should do inside. Perhaps a few more movies?
Who knows...

Regards, a bored John

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John Smith 24/04/14(Sun)02:39 No. 48908

Resistance becomes a duty when you live in a police state.

Why is Assange in jail, but Clinton isn't?

Why did Snowden throw away his life to warn Turks about the dangers of tyranny?

How can officials and the Gestapo take an oath to defend the Constitution and then violate it everyday? Is a paycheck more important than freedom?

John Smith 24/04/14(Sun)06:40 No. 48909

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John Smith 24/04/16(Tue)02:59 No. 48913

Why carry a NSA tracking device around at all?

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)01:47 No. 48911 [Reply]

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>Be me
>16 at the time
>my family and I arrive to Mexico city
>we decide to try out a taco restaurant in the airport
>meh.jpeg
>smallaf.jpeg
>we get the credit card machine to pay
>the waiter holds it up so my dad can't see it
>my dad asks to see it
>he presses a million buttons
>shows us the machine
>correct price

My theory is that he had put about 200 dollars on that thing.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)10:24 No. 48912

Dear Little John,

If your Dad takes you place like that, you should of paid cash. Instead letting him pay for you.
Then him being an idiot adult, would of asked to pay you back.
That would of been when you cash in.
Thankfully your a tight wad and the waiter took has tip, for to wait on dumb yankees

as ever

John

John Smith 19/08/07(Wed)08:36 No. 47030 [Reply]

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I feel like I can't commit to anything long term. I just get bored or discouraged at the effort required. The longest thing I committed to was EVE online and I got good at that but then I got bored.

I'm doing alright for myself now but I can't shake this feeling of perpetual boredom. I go to work, do the bare minimum with enough scattered moments of taking on a challenge to prove my worth such that I'm kept on board.

I want to be a software developer. I want to lose 20 lbs. I want to gain muscle. I want to be interesting. I want to meet new people.

I've gotten close to all these things. I'm an application developer. I lost 8 lbs. I gained some muscle. People seem to like me. I have a solid group of friends. But the thing is, achieving your goals requires full, focused effort. I'm not so sure I can pull them off given my previous track record. And even if I do, will I have the energy to maintain it?

Everyday is blurring by, John. I used to think I had so much time so I wasted it, procrastinated it. And now while I'm not old by any means, I can see the trend, that time starts to accelerate the older we get and especially the more monotonous our lives become.

Meh. Anyhow, thanks for listening John. I've always taken comfort knowing that no matter how many things in my life change over the years, of where I end up, I'll always have this little corner of the internet to come back to.

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John Smith 23/02/27(Mon)05:03 No. 48581

Jeg har brukt https://posido.com/no/ til å tjene penger på nettcasinoer i Norge i lang tid nå. Spilleautomater og rulett har vært mine favorittspill, og jeg har vunnet mye penger gjennom dem. Dessuten har nettsiden veldig enkle utbetalingsalternativer, og jeg vil absolutt anbefale den.

John Smith 23/03/01(Wed)07:24 No. 48583

>>47030
It sounds like you're on the right path to that success you want, it does unfortunately take a lot of time. There's more time than you expect however, and even if you're fifty you shouldn't feel that your time is run out. You likely still have at least a decade to do whatever it is you shoot for, and as long as you keep showing up to work you're at least a benefit to those around you.

John Smith 24/04/15(Mon)00:35 No. 48910

Why pay taxes or buy a business license if the government closes roads and closes businesses?

John Smith 23/09/10(Sun)01:53 No. 48716 [Reply]

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Idea 3d printer that prints 3d printer robot people that can assemble themselves rather quickly as image of a person in various types of download the internet style installed chips and ai personality also knows the laws and that various people can be analysed and facial recognition software and colour paint drop tool shapes gifting capabilities and removal of persons deemed unfit to society and unnoticeable without a trace and even scares with idea of perpetual holocaust and immortality and eternal prisons!

John Smith 23/09/10(Sun)01:54 No. 48717

Also maybe could be 5d or 8d or more and that the 3d printed people also are like3d printers that can print 3d printer people. Allalalla

John Smith 24/04/12(Fri)23:39 No. 48907

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

John Smith 23/03/05(Sun)03:38 No. 48587 [Reply]

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Dear John,

I am going to make a salad.

-John

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John Smith 24/03/16(Sat)13:22 No. 48791

Americans are completely retarded now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say smoking was banned because the state wants to get more money from cigarette taxes.

John Smith 24/03/18(Mon)02:18 No. 48792

How was your salad, John? I hope my placement of the comma was appropriate... Regardless, I do enjoy a good salad with croutons, green peas, sardines, sliced chicken pieces, and some ranch poured on.

John Smith 24/04/12(Fri)23:38 No. 48906

Wow.

Turks say tyranny is perfectly acceptable because North Korea is also a police state.

John Smith 23/08/12(Sat)11:59 No. 48702 [Reply]

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Hello Anon!
I could really use a hand and to have an objective opinion.
I just started my liberal psychology practice.
To promote myself I created a website but... it's my very first time!! And I'm no expert at all!

If I could have an opinion on it (even if the articles are written in Baguette, it's more the structure and the format on which I doubt)

So thank you! This project is really close to my heart!! :)

John Smith 23/08/13(Sun)01:33 No. 48705

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Dear John,

This thread reminds me of a time not long ago about freedom and other such things.

Anyway hope your fine

John

P.S. was the mask thing a fetish that I did not pick on, oh well not to worry

John Smith 24/04/08(Mon)10:49 No. 48891

>>48886

The system requires people who don't succeed to function. Everybody can't start their own business, or find another job. There are limited numbers of jobs, and businesses won't have employees if everybody is running their own.

John Smith 24/04/12(Fri)23:37 No. 48905

Turks scream toothpicks will never be outlawed because the price of building more prisons is too expensive, but did the costs of jails stop lawmakers from banning straws?

John Smith 22/09/25(Sun)18:12 No. 48351 [Reply]

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Dear John

That will probably last time to say the word cheese
So there I've said it
Stay free John

Regards
John

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John Smith 22/10/31(Mon)07:21 No. 48426

>>48421

oh John,
You sex bot,
Give me some cheesy chips, please

John Smith 22/10/31(Mon)07:21 No. 48427

>>48421

oh John,
You sex bot,
Give me some cheesy chips, please

John Smith 22/11/06(Sun)02:15 No. 48439

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>>48438

just try looking at them with out touching yourself

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