/rnb/ - Rage and Baww

Life Richard 13/01/06(Sun)06:08 No. 15869 [Reply]

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Its just seriously not going very well and fuck man I dont like to rage but FUCK MAN, the shit might come to an end soon.

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Richard 13/01/08(Tue)22:04 No. 15913

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You're all faggots>>15901
>you're looking to take out a big chunk of our dumb species
mad

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Teenage Girl 13/01/10(Thu)22:01 No. 15935

If you're at the brink, why not try something you could never do when you still had something to lose? Maybe even reinvent your life? Get a one way ticket as far away as possible or something.
Or you could just off yourself, but where's the fun in that?

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Teenage Girl 13/01/12(Sat)11:29 No. 15956

>>15901
it would eventually dwindle itself into self-preservation

Teenage Girl 12/11/29(Thu)17:54 No. 15452 [Reply]

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Ok, so today I got told I'm an attention whore on Facebook. And that doesn't really make me mad or any shit like that. If anything, it makes me happier, because it reinforces my "special snowflake" sense of identity.

Anyway, the reason I got called that is because I usually post unusual shit that nobody ever "Like"s or responds to. And, obviously, everyone else posts popular music, "le meemee xD" shit, etc.

You know what really pisses me off about this? Someone actually being original is *literally* not believable for those normalfags. As in, they cannot fathom that someone actually has genuine tastes that are significantly different from everyone else's.

This culture is absolute shit. Nobody has any personality or sense of humor anymore. Fuck this. I actually find myself not liking anyone at all. This is probably the biggest source of hopelessness in my life. How can I go about finding friends, let alone serious romantic involvements if everyone is so unoriginal, uninteresting and bland?

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Teenage Girl 13/01/10(Thu)07:40 No. 15929

>>15828
Nice.

You have a wicked sense of humor.

As for your Popularized-Media-Slaves, it's best to ignore them. I stopped using facebook several years ago myself, but that doesn't deter the slaves irl. If you find that your friends are these same mindless drones who like "maymayze" find yourself some new friends. It's not even hard ditching an entire crowd of people: You can turn off your phone for a week and walk by your old friends with zero eye-contact and they'll get the picture.

If you want some real friends who are untouched by all this unoriginal bullshit, try to find people who are social rejects, or people who generally don't talk to other people. There's still the problem of actually becoming friends with them and breaking through the whole 'stranger' barrier, but at least you'll have found someone who is at the very least, slightly more original and less brainwashed by the facebook and other shit-media

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Teenage Girl 13/01/11(Fri)12:50 No. 15942

>>15899
jb detected
>>15929
I concur.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/11(Fri)18:28 No. 15946

>>15899
>Hydra Glide
No thanks, I'd rather have a vehicle whose reliability has noticeably improved since the 1930s.

Just because they hired a drug addict as an engineer 100 years ago doesn't mean they have to keep the coverup going. Its time to come clean, admit they made a mistakem, and start using properly engineered crankshafts instead of those oversize lawnmower rejects.

South Park did an entire episode on those douchebags and the faggots who idolize them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkqCmVXXbk4

Teenage Girl 13/01/08(Tue)14:22 No. 15904 [Reply]

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Let us celebrate the end of our winter vacations, waking up from our New Year's hangover, and realizing what a stinking pile of shit we've made of our lives. Why even bother making a resolution when you know you won't go through with it? Nay, lay down the burden of hope and share your dismay.

There must be a declaration of failures, not only for the past year--but all the great failures of our lives. There need be as well the listing of all that we hate in ourselves--every retarded thing we do that we can't hold anyone or anything else accountable.

The celebration will end with an angry rant.

Let us call it: Nextivus.

My nextivus began yesterday, when I had to go back to work; which sucks in it's own right, but it was much exasperated by the fact that I chose to spend my first night after work on some retarded computer problem that kept me up until work today, rather than sleeping. I felt like, and looked like shit, but I had to go to work anyway. That's when I knew it was Nextivus.

Declaration of Failures
In 2012, I asked my girlfriend to move in so she could save money and pay off debts. I had no intention to marry her then and I have no intention to do so now, but she's totally convinced that we're together for better or for worse and it's only getting worse.

In 2009, I got busted for online piracy at work because I failed to disable torrent when I brought my laptop into the office. It cost me a pretty epic job, although the company was shady as shit, and brought a swift end to the "upwardly mobile" part of my life at age 26. When I lost the job, I moved back to my girlfriend's hometown to settle down with her, but she was fucking some other dude (all along it would seem).

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Teenage Girl 13/01/08(Tue)18:36 No. 15907

>>15905
It's a Nextivus miracle!

Even down under you can celebrate Nextivus; unless you woke up the day after New Year thinking how jolly wonderful you're life has been.

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Koop 13/01/09(Wed)02:54 No. 15916

>>15907
Hahaha, Nextivus, that's a good one.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/11(Fri)15:00 No. 15944

>>15916
Yeah, fuck your Nextivus too.

(This is the standard Nextivus salutation.)

Teenage Girl 12/12/26(Wed)08:04 No. 15769 [Reply]

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What's so fucking hard about being quiet? Why do you have to heave while existing? Is simply standing getting you winded? Also, why do you SLURP-TIFURP-TIFURP your FUCKING COFFEE! DRINK IT LIKE A NORMAL GOD DAMN HUMAN BEING, IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE! IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO TOUCH YOUR LIPS, IT'S TOO HOT! INSTEAD OF SLURPING IT, USE A SIPPY CUP! YOU'LL LOOK LIKE LESS OF AN IDIOT! And likewise, is drinking that shit getting you winded, too?! You so tuckered out from drinking, that you have to heave and hyperventilate to catch your fucking breath from DRINKING?! And keep your fucking MOUTH shut while you FUCKING CHEW!!! YOU CHEW LIKE A GOD DAMN SHEEP! THEY WERE ACTUALLY RAISED IN BARNS, WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING EXCUSE?! Do you eat like that when going to a restaurant? If I sat at a table next to you, I'd actually pay for my food and leave on account of you. I can't even hear my own thoughts over you chewing. You're so god damn loud, the earplugs I wear JUST WHILE YOU'RE EATING don't even block it all out. And why do you have to hack after every time you eat? Fucking jesus, it's food, not lung cancer! It wouldn't bother me so much if they weren't hypocrites about it. Call me out on it once, and I stopped. I call you out on it and I'm the ass hole. Go fuck yourself, all of you. You're disgusting animals and I feel you should be eating out of a bowl on the ground. You'd look more civilized that way.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/09(Wed)18:29 No. 15924

So why not just tell them then? Perhaps they don't even realize it bothers other people so it doesn't strike them as that.

YOU NEED TO TELL THEM AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/09(Wed)20:12 No. 15927

I WANT TO BREAK FACES! I JUST WANT TO BREAAAAAAAAAAAAK FACES!

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Teenage Girl 13/01/11(Fri)02:31 No. 15939

>>15924
I have. That doesn't fucking stop them.

We're Not in the South Teenage Girl 13/01/02(Wed)20:34 No. 15832 [Reply]

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My girlfriend is socially backward. It wouldn't matter if I didn't care about her, and she's 16 so God knows how this will pan out. She spent New Years completely alone and her weird parents wouldn't let he spend it with me, the last person they haven't scared off.

I probably won't be able to save her drom whatever level of bullshit has embedded itself in her head, but my dumb ass i going to try, apparently just because she turns me on and seems pretty nice. Here we go!

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Teenage Girl 13/01/08(Tue)20:03 No. 15912

>>15911
Maybe it's just me, but I'd be alright if my daughter's boyfriend was serious about their relationship.

But I can see your point.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/09(Wed)08:29 No. 15918

>>15912
Yeah, no matter how old she is, you will always think she's too young. You'll be irrationally overprotective of your offspring because your brain alters its hormone levels drastically when you have a kid, prohibiting you from being objective about things that are simple clear-cut logical issues like this, replacing them with an emotional response of "[it disturbs me] you wouldn't understand." You would lose that argument.

That our teenagers can't even decide who they want to experience sexuality with and need chaperones to the fucking prom, when their ancestors were conquering the known world on horseback and building alliances between empires by their age, does not speak well of how this coddle & swaddle approach is going.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/09(Wed)17:38 No. 15922

>>15918
On the other hand, our ancestors started into puberty, on average, 5 years later.

This may be why they're a little fucked up.

On the other hand, it makes you realize just how pedophilic ancient society was, letting old men marry and have sex with 14 year olds who look like our 9 year olds.

Teenage Girl 12/11/11(Sun)07:03 No. 15191 [Reply]

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People don't make jokes anymore. They make references. Yelling something from family guy or bringing up something from the 90's or earlier is somehow SOOOOO FUNNAY XDXD.

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Teenage Girl 12/12/28(Fri)18:56 No. 15787

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>>15785
That actually made me laugh, thank you.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/08(Tue)00:40 No. 15897

I agree with OP, but you may be missing the point.

People reference stuff like that to test for social fitness, or belonging. They just blurt out ZOIDBERG because they want everyone else to go HAHA ZOIDBERG and make friends/fucking. It's POP culture, so a lot of people relate. It's a belonging token. If you don't respond to enough of them, you sortof can be seen as an outsider after a while, and lose a chance at forming bonds if you don't by some other way demonstrate social value.

Don't confuse references and jokes. They're not the same thing, though they're used for the same purpose. Making jokes takes the intelligence to form relation, and some people are just stupid... so making references is their kind of ecolocation. If you don't like it, you are (correctly) repulsed from the group. Take it as a sign that things weren't going to work out anyway.

Extroverted people just have to... externalize the things they're excited about to meet people. It's not unlike dolphins really. Take it for what it's worth.

Are references funny? Of course not. I think it's stupid shit and I dislike how people win favor for doing it, but are very disinterested in making real conversation. As such, I find my friends elsewhere.

At least the jokes IN things like Family Guy have some context (even if it is loose or jarring) but just yelling out Stewie quotes out-of-context? That's retardation, plain as day.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/08(Tue)00:48 No. 15898

>>15897 cont'd.

It's like this:

Jim: (haha I love Ninja Turtles) "Tonight I dine on turtle soup! Hahaha!"
You: ...
Jim: (huh, he must not get it) "You like Ninja Turtles?"
You: "Yeah, but just quoting Shredder out of nowhere isn't funny."
Jim: (wow, he's kindof a dick, and he doesn't get it) "Oh, well ok man."
You: "See the mouse-trap over there... now if you'd said 'where's Baxter Stockman when you need 'em' that'd have been something! Hahaha!"
Jim: "I don't get it." (what a wierdo)
You: "Ya know, with the mousers and the... you know what, fuck you, you're a retard."
Jim: *drools*

Mission complete. If you want to befriend the monkeys, you have to play along. It's social mandate. Otherwise, steer clear.
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Teenage Girl 12/09/25(Tue)21:03 No. 14640 [Reply]

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Hello, /rnb/. I have a story to tell you. It's relationship-related and quite lengthy, but I absolutely have to vent, so hopefully those of you with the patience to read to the end will forgive me. Also please note that English is my second language and this was written in a fairly emotional state, so both stylistic and grammatical errors are quite possible.

I'm a guy, 19, soon to be 20. Kissless virgin. Fairly normalfaggy otherwise, hell, you could even say I am somewhat successful compared to the average person of my age.

Recently, I moved to another country to get my Bachelors in IT, got a room in a dormitory that was reserved by my university. Even now, when I am fairly comfortable with this place, it seems like a total shithole. And really, it is.

I've stayed here for roughly one academic year and often thought about moving out. However, there was one thing holding me here - a girl from my floor.

Let me tell you, I have honestly never, ever seen anyone that attractive. And no, she's not a 10/10, not "beautiful" in a traditional sense of the word, but still incredibly attractive. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because her looks and personality match up so well.

An introvert like me, she took up dancing to stop being scared of touching people when she was around my age. She's 25 now and can dance in around 15 different styles. Of course, she never misses an opportunity to practice some more and dancing has become her main hobby, her main outlet for meeting new people.

She also writes, although her writing is not anywhere near quality, in spite of her serious devotion to it. Hell, she confessed to me that she wrote Harry Potter fan fiction in High School. Luckily, she never put it on the internet.

Finally, I guess I should mention that she's also mildly religious(christian), sings in a choir and is getting a second Bachelors in Paper Conservation(her first being Archaeology), something she is very excited about.
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Koop 13/01/06(Sun)08:18 No. 15874

>>15868
I'd say the answer is (as I said before) to stop trying to get laid and actually get laid, find a real woman who isn't fucking around and smash that gash, the rest is just wank.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/06(Sun)20:16 No. 15879

>>15874
So the solution is to stop trying to get laid, and instead go out and try to find someone who will fuck you.

That's pretty good advice, coming from the internet.

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Koop 13/01/07(Mon)04:09 No. 15885

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>>15879
You misunderstand the difference. It's the difference between a try hard who just whines about how hard something is and someone who commits to handling their business, I don't know where you live that you can't pick up hoes at any given bar, or maybe you're just a butt fucking ugly asspie .

Stop fucking around and commit, where there's a will there's a way is the message here.

Teenage Girl 13/01/05(Sat)21:36 No. 15863 [Reply]

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I wrote this song about my ex & the sociopath she left me for.
It's called "I'm gonna laugh when he kicks the shit out of you".
Would you care to listen?

http://youtu.be/BGAml91tF8s

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Koop 13/01/06(Sun)00:59 No. 15866

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No, you're a faggot, and you're just jelly AND butthurt that she's moved on, to the extent that you made a shit song that sounds like a homeless man banging on a bin while winging about fuck all.

Breakdown of the song itself:
First off the vocals are crap, you sound like Chad Kroeger but one with 20 years of smoking and throat cancer. 2/10

Production is just as bad, it's like you too Angola Bound (50's roots/blues record, recorded in Angola prison) and shat on it with your mouth, on a laptop microphone.

I'm not even going to start on the lyrics.

Have a nice day.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/07(Mon)01:06 No. 15882

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>I wrote this song about my ex & the sociopath she left me for.
Are you sure you're not the sociopath and she's leaving you for a normal guy?

Teenage Girl 12/12/26(Wed)04:35 No. 15763 [Reply]

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Hey, is Koop still around? I kinda miss his shit. Did he get ban or something?

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Teenage Girl 13/01/05(Sat)05:41 No. 15850

>>15847
Happy new year, Koop.

But yeah, I loved the shit you gave people because it was never unjustified, and it always gave me a good laugh whenever I saw your posts. Just wanted you to know that you were missed. Maybe not by many, but you were none the less.

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Koop 13/01/05(Sat)05:52 No. 15851

>>15850
Cheers man, Is Americium still around here? Haven't seen that dude in agers.

To be honest it's not that bad here, just slow, as 7 is in general but that's the crowd here.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/05(Sat)07:04 No. 15853

>>15851
Uhh...I think I've seen him creeping around still, somewhere...not too too long ago, but I can't tell you when I last saw him post.

Teenage Girl 12/08/22(Wed)14:29 No. 14274 [Reply]

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What the fuck is up with this Swag shit nowadays? Today's generation is full of a bunch of tools who are nothing but a bunch of followers. What happened to individuality? I'm sick of being surrounded by these fuckwits everyday and putting up with their bullshit while trying keep a laid-back personality.

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Teenage Girl 13/01/01(Tue)22:31 No. 15823

>>14351
That's a very nice bomb schematic.

But why would anyone bother to blow up a canadian prime minister?

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Teenage Girl 13/01/03(Thu)09:59 No. 15842

>>15823
That's like assasinating an elementary school teacher..

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Koop 13/01/05(Sat)05:36 No. 15849

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There are many kinds of fags today (ones not in the homo category) and swagfags/YOLOfags are pretty high up in the list, not quite as bad as furries and as long ay you stay away from facebook and/or Tumblr when online you can avoid them almost entirely.

Having IRL there aren't that many where I live, my Mrs little brother is a full on Obey/OF swagfag, but I avoid going to the inlaws like the plague. So I do not feel your pain OP.

Anyway, fuck all you can do about it, let fags be fags and get on with your own life.