#General boards return by Cryomancer - 11/20/09 @ 06:59 AM CET
As you may have noticed, some boards got put into the "new" General section today.
What does this mean?
It means that these boards are no longer considered to be SFW no-titties zones.
This does NOT mean that they are now porn boards.
So while you can now post a booby screenshot on /a/ or /me/ or /vg/ and so on, it does not mean that these boards should have giant porn dumps or shitty filesharing links all over the place, got it? I like to think that you guys can handle this, but it's up to you to show that you can. The NSFW section was also correctly renamed to Porn, because those ARE porn boards.
#150th VIP Registration by ## VIP ## Mark .C - 11/06/09 @ 05:33 PM CET
We're proud to announce /VIP/'s 150th registration. Thanks goes out to all VIP posters who bring quality posts to the site.
#stop fapping for five minutes by ponbiki - 07/29/09 @ 06:19 AM CEST
ATTENTION YOU BASEMENT DWELLING BASTARDS!
Eman has requested a nice MOTD for the 7chan IRC.
(that's irc.7chan.org #7chan if you have a client)
Get on,and let us know your suggestions
Then we'll yell at you.
Alternatively, you can send your suggestions straight to Eman's recycle bin. poast moar fgts
especially porn :D
Also, 7chan Radio is still around for anyone wanting to listen.
#Ex opere operantis by VIPPER - 07/25/09 @ 07:38 AM CEST
Word is that some of you commoners cannot muster up the quality to reach VIP and are interested in the program so I thought that we would give you a peek of what you're missing out on.
While you are looking at your bland and basic 7chan page, this is what we are looking at. This will probably be the only VIP content you'll see so get a good look while you can.
OH WAIT, this is too much for your eyes, we should tone this down a bit. Take your scraps.
#Crescat scientia vita excolatur by VIPPER - 07/24/09 @ 10:33 AM CEST
Looks like I haven't made this VIP thing clear enough so I thought I would explain the whole system a little more.
Step 1: The poster (you) makes a thread or replies to an existing thread.
Step 2: The Kusaba X VIP module scans your post for VIP-patterns made from quality matching strings of text.
Step 3: Counting each VIP pattern, points are added for each one found. This does not mean that one post will bring you to VIP, points are accumulative.
Step 4: After a certain number of points are counted you are granted VIP status thus enabling your VIP panel.
Actually not really, this is all bullshit. You are born VIP, there are no shortcuts.
Vi veri universum vivus vici